Timjer

@Timjer

various commenters #interphobia #transphobia #sexist

I want to be kind to women. That means being unkind to men

Well, fuck you too then, bitch! Especially since being kind to women and being kind to men are NOT mutually exclusive.

various commenters #transphobia

…So let me get this straight; because trans rights are a thing, you wish for a total nuclear annihilation of all humans by the hands of one of the most evil ones of this generation!? What does ANY of this still have to do with women’s rights and such anymore?

woodchip #wingnut #dunning-kruger

While I admit that Biden is showing some signs of dementia from what I can tell, it’s telling that he’s still a leagues better president than Trump ever was. Let’s not forget this, OP, many people didn’t vote FOR Biden; they voted AGAINST Trump.

Brian Baker #fundie #psycho

will bring nuclear annilation to all the big blue cities and the dems

…Says friggin’ WHO? Who thinks that if the nukes start flying that somehow only the red states will be spared? News flash, total atomic annihilation is that, TOTAL! Meaning everyone will be turned to radioactive ashes.

All that will be left is real Americans.

Yes, and let’s see how long those “real americans” will last once they inevitably start turning on each other…

various commenters #transphobia

Could be tackling period poverty, femicide, DV, sex trafficking, FGM, child marriage, abortion access...

Yeah, we are. But it’s a lot harder to do when we also have to tackle you stupid transphobes who can’t get their priorities straight and insist on being the loudest voice!

Samuel Bateman #fundie

take his own teenage daughter as his wife […] the polygamous Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

But remember folks, it’s actually “teh ebil LGBTQ+ pedophile atheists” who wish to destroy the sanctity of god-ordained marriage (ake one man & one woman)!

Seriously, hypocrisy thy name is christianity.

Gedaliah Shay #fundie #magick #mammon

Ray Comfort #fundie

Bananaman, the “No True Scotsman” argument is considered a fallacy for a reason. But that would require you actually thinking for once instead of letting that dumb book do it for you.

Gavin Wax and Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who told the NYYRC crowd in the event’s closing remarks that the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol would have succeeded if she had planned it and that the insurrectionists would have been armed

…Do they REALLY not see that they’re the blatant “bad guys” here?

We want total war.

Well, yeah, it’s not a secret at all that you right-wingers are Khorne devotees. But at least you’re honest about it…

Jimmy Paine/James Rink #conspiracy #ufo

Merely “encountered” a Xenomorph? Fought only a junior bigfoot? What an impressive Super Soldier… /s

Seriously, come back once your pseudo-Gary Stu OC defeated a Tyranid hive fleet, or cleansed a planet-wide Flood infestation, or a killed a Brethren Moon, or destroyed a Reaper, or survived a duel against a champion of Khorne. Then I’ll be actually impressed.

Marc Andreessen #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

Andrew G. Huff #conspiracy #pratt

I Uncovered the Biggest Lie in History

Wow, colossal ego or what?

Careful now, Huff, you keep spilling more secrets and good ol’ Umbrella might put a Tyrant-shaped target on your back. Alongside engineering a zombie outbreak to cover it all up.

Serious question, though, why are these idiots so desperate to “prove” that pharmaceutical companies and governments are like Umbrella Corp. in disguise rather than what they actually are? Is it because reality is too boring or mundane for them or what? Or are they just desperate for attention?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo

And Kernodle in Dutch means Grassy Knoll

Native dutch speaker here. No, it really does not…

Eventjes ernstig, BLR, maar zoals ik al tientallen keren zei, vibraties zijn GEEN magie. Ook ben je vreselijk wanneer het op dichten aankomt, dus kan je aub eens “normaal” praten?

NIGELTEAPOT #fundie #sexist

Aimee Hudec, StumbleCakes #sexist #transphobia

Now, ignoring for a moment that even if she was a trans woman that still wouldn’t make her ugly or male (granted, it would give her a bigger chance of being taller than average, but that’s not the point here), I also don’t see why a 6' tall woman is considered “ew”. As a male who is 1.85m tall (and I guess that’s around 6′ give or take), I can honestly say I prefer a partner who I can look dead in the eyes over one who I have to crouch to kiss. Or even better, one tall enough that I can use her bosom as a head rest when hugging.

No offense to women with dwarfism, though.

Maybe I’m just confident enough in my masculinity that I’m NOT feeling threatened by a woman just being as tall or taller than me, but I just don’t see the problem with “statuesque stunners” at all.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

…Dafuq’s Kevin Soreass bitchin’ about this time?

Brian Niemeier #fundie

Kanye West #ableist #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

…As an actual autistic person (aspie, to be more precise) myself, let me just say this:

FUCK YOU, KANYE!!!!!!!!

Seriously, I cannot possibly overstate how many middle fingers I’m flippin’ at you right now!

Elon Musk #conspiracy #wingnut

@Lucilius #150083

He has become a literal supervillain.

Not just that. It seems Musk is convinced he is Lex Luthor, but he’s actually a discount Joker.

…I ju- I can- I- What!? Has Musk really lost his remaining sanity? Has the mask finally slipped off completely? I mean, how does ANY of this make sense from a “profitable business” standpoint as Musk usually pretends he acts according to?

…Just- Dafuq is even happening anymore?

@EnglishBounder #wingnut #racist

The beauty of Our people is unmatched in all the earth & is the primary reason for the envy of other races

I dunno… I’ve seen my fair share of non-aryan & non-white women(*) who knock even your example out of the water with their beauty. And I’m a white person myself.

(*)Not necessarily augmented supermodels. Even fully-natural pron stars or amateur models or twitch streamers or such.

Hippie Buff Mom #quack #dunning-kruger

Aka: “Don’t buy their scams! Buy MY obvious scams instead!!”

Elon Musk #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #quack

Screw you, Elon!

Like what @Skybison said, you’d think that someone who claims to have autism would not put themselves in the same boat as the “anti-vaccers”. You know, the same assholes who proudly claim they’d rather have dead children than autistic ones.

Affectionate_Park87 #fundie #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #149986

Or the various Shin Megami Tensei games, or Asura’s Wrath… Come to think of it, there are quite a few video games where you can punch out god(s).

@JeanP #149909

Don’t be ridiculous! If christian fundies want to put hidden subliminal messages into their “entertainment” to indoctrinate children, then obviously the “other guys” must be wanting (and succeeding) to do the same thing! Ergo any entertainment that’s NOT blatantly endorsed by local pastor #897 MUST be filled with atheistic, satanic, marxist messages!

Seriously, it’s a good example of “evil cannot comprehend good”.

It's absolutely disgusting and so disrespectful how they use the words almighty and then made the creator a pokemon that you can actually see, fight, and catch.

Nobody tell this idiot about “The Almighty”, the Soul King, and Yhwach from Bleach. He might pop several blood vessels.

Kab/Family of Taygeta #ufo #magick #conspiracy

live a very high vibration lifestyle

What does that even mean!?

Affectionate_Park87 #fundie #conspiracy

made the creator a pokemon that you can actually see, fight, and catch.

Funny you should say that, as the game “Legends: Arceus” finally confirms that the Pokémon Arceus we can “see, fight, and catch” is merely an Avatar of the real thing. A small fragment of a being that we cannot comprehend, cannot hope to fight against, and certainly cannot capture.

Also, *Laughs in Digimon with my raisable, big-tiddy archangel and demon lord waifu’s*

@EnglishBounder #wingnut #homophobia #racist

What @Zinnia said. Also, if Netflix really is cutting down on all their LGBTQIA+ & feminist content just for the sake of it, then explain recent hits like Wednesday? Or even Dragon Age Absolution, which features 2 homosexual couples in the main cast. Or any of the dozens of others that I can’t bother to think of right now.

Seriously, even an idiot could figure this simple math out: more competition from Disney+, Amazon Prime, etc. means less revenue for Netflix. Less revenue means less original content. Less original content overall means less LGBTQIA+ & feminist content.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

we got to make contact, and do battle, with-

Yeah, let me stop you right there. I’ve seen how trolls like your kind “do battle”. It consists of fallacies, ad hominems, personal threats, and general douchebaggery. All combined with sheer cowardice barely hidden by the online disinhibition effect. And if someone actually manages to deconstruct your “arguments” you all run away while acting like you’ve “won”.

Marjorie Taylor Greene & Various commenters #wingnut

The Republican Party is the party of President Donald J. Trump!

Darth Trump: I AM the ~~senate~~ Republican Party!

Trump predicted everything that's happening right now.

Seriously? If Trump says snow is white, he’s LYING!

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

You know, I just can’t help but wonder why anti-intellectuals and far-right assholes tend to use Star Trek of all things a way to convey their messages. I know “misaimed fandom” is a trope for a reason, but come on! Did they never even watch a single episode of Star Trek?

Light Monyeki #fundie #psycho #quack

Death has no power over us

Death claimed your Jesus, didn’t it? Are you saying you’re holier than Jesus is?

…Dafuq?

You know, I usually try not get on my high horse concerning my atheism, as plenty of people have demonstrated that you can reconcile being religious with being smart. But, that being said, these idiots truly test my patience. If belief does not make you stupid, then how do you explain people willingly drinking rat poison!?

Gaedhal #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #racist

Do you think that Hitler would allow this?

Apologies for kinda employing the “hitler ate sugar” fallacy, but if Hitler was opposed to pornography, that gives me all the more reason to enjoy it.

Pornography, as she says, is like heroin. You need harder and more concentrated doses of it to achieve the same effect.

…I highly doubt that. I still take in the same doses of porn as I did 5 years ago, not more. And I doubt I’m outright addicted to it.

You start off with the nude women of Playboy.

Yeah, that’s pretty much how it often starts…

Before long, it is scat porn. It is lactation porn.

Ignoring for a moment the slippery slope argument and all, who actually thinks lactation porn is somehow more perverse than scat porn? Also, why those two unrelated examples anyway?

Some years go by, and then it is gay porn

I mean, if you’re talking about “girl-on-girl” gay porn, then that’s something a lot of hetersexual men like from the very beginning. And if you mean “guy-on-guy” gay porn, then how in the actual fuck would liking lactation lead to liking dicks against dicks?

Seriously, NOTHING you say makes any iota of sense even by your inane standards.

Anonymous #elitist #psycho

Seriously? Do you really think people are homeless and destitute because they WANT to be!?

I mean, I’m not American, but even I know that the USA has some pretty shitty social welfare programs, both for regular civilians and disabled veterans; all thanks to the far-right rich assholes. So a lot of these homeless and destitute human beings simply cannot get the help they so seriously want & need because the very jerks that made them poor to begin with want to keep them that way!

Andrew Anglin #wingnut

@Creativerealms #149659

Well, if you mean the same kind of “humor” malicious trolls use, sure. But that’s not humor most people appreciate.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

Also, YES the church SHOULD stay out of politics! Because the USA is NOT a theocracy, ya moron!

“When right-wing activists scream “separation of church & state,” they really mean the state should stay out of church matters. They very much want the church to have absolute authority over the sheeple. And they intend to force their values on every remaining entity that hasn’t yet complied.”

There, fixed it for ya!

Russian Government #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #enbyphobia #psycho #transphobia

to propagandize the “attractiveness” of same-sex relationships or gender transition

Seriously? You think people turn homosexual or transgender because it’s “cool” to do so?

Dude, I’m a heterosexual cis man myself and let me tell you, no matter how much yaoi, yuri, or futa pornography you throw at me, I still won’t lose the desire for my penis be paizuri’d by huge breasts…

Just acknowledging that LGBTQ+ people happen to exist does NOT instantly turn everyone else into them. I mean, we also acknowledge that murderers are real and often see fictional murderers on tv. Yet, that surprisingly does not give anyone the urge to start killing people…

…Not that I actually compare LGBTQ+ people to murderers mind you. But I hope you can understand the analogy by their inane logic.

SGAnon/Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

There is large scale tunnel destruction under Europe right now.

I am literally in the metaphorical heart of Europe right now. Not by any chance.

Kanye West #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie #god-complex

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. People should stop giving Kanye the attention he craves and instead institutionalize him before he would inevitably hurt someone.

I mean it, he seems to be rapidly losing what little grip he had on reality in the first place.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #149361

Adult (ages 18–59): $84.95

Really? I may not be that familiar with average museum prices in the US, but that sounds like a ripoff even if it wasn’t the Creation Museum.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

…What is she ranting incoherently about this time!?

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

There's so much for families of all ages to learn at the Creation Museum

Or, you know, you could go to a “shovel museum” or something… At least shovels are real.

Anyway, ignoring for a moment the fact that “learning” and “creationism” are kinda antithetical to each other, I am of the belief that education should still be fun and entertaining. Trust me, from a young age I learned more useful stuff watching educational cartoons or playing educational games than I did forcing myself to stay awake through some boring school hours. Boring if I was lucky, outright torment if I wasn’t.

My point being that how in the actual hell does Ham expect anyone to WANT to go to the “creation museum” and learn anything there? People who already are creationists won’t “learn” anything there and intelligent people wouldn’t want to go anyway. And children who could become either would just be bored out of their minds.

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt #psycho

@kuyohashi #149329

You’re not the only one. As much of an atheist I may be, I do hope there is some concept of a (just) afterlife. Not just for myself, but also to know that people like Trump and Putin and the Kims and such WILL get their comeuppance in some form.

Granted, being an atheist does not mean I have to disbelieve in afterlives. So I suppose that’s a comfort.

allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution

Really? And where does the law say that, exactly? Or are you once again pulling crap out of your orange ass?

Also, your former president, ladies and gents! A “man” who has nothing but contempt for the law and wants to abolish the constitution itself! Truly a paragon of what it means to be American!