My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
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My pronouns are he/him, but here's a grammatical chain I rather enjoy:
Elon/Musk/Still/Hasn't/Figured/Out/Why/His/Trans/Daughter/Legally/Severed/Any/And/All/Relation/To/Him.
And if these “Dr. Fauci is really DR. DOOM!!!!” people could present the ethereal evidence they claim to have about Fauci's malfeasance, that would be great. And no, Eric Trumps's first-grade-level crayon doodle that reads “Fachee bad!” doesn't count.
“My pronouns are”
"Prosecute/Fauci”
Must be like working for the junior officer in the wardroom. “No, sir, we get power off of the vital bus because it’s a cleaner bus. We can’t use power after it’s been used by the shit-pump or any of the hull penetrations. Too salty.”
Your pronouns are Two-Faced/Hypocrite.
So much for your claims of freeing up 'Freeze Peach' when you said No to Ye.
When there are those who refer to you since as being in league with those they refer to as '(((Them)))'...!
“NOTICE ME, MY FASCIST SENPAIS! I NEED YOUR VALIDATION, BADLY! DID I DO GOOD, SENPAIS? DID I OwNeD tEh LiBz LIKE YOU LIKE IT? TELL ME I'M A GOOD BOY, AAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
Scapegoat: "Hey, maybe don't run across the highway and find a crosswalk instead. Traffic moves fast here."
Dumbass: "Fuck you I don't have no time for your stupid rules, you can't tell me where to walk. These drivers see me just fine, they can stop or go around me."
Scapegoat: "See those trucks? The can't exactly stop on a dime, besides you're not just endangering yourself you.... Are ignoring me and dashing into moving traffic."
20 vehicle pileup ensues, with injuries and fatalities.
Dumbass: "You meant for those cars to hit me! Well I am not going to fall for this crosswalk scam of yours! Why, I bet you were the one who designed the semi truck that hit me, knowing it would get shipped here to this highway where I was walking and you tricked me into treating it like it was nothing by telling me it was dangerous. All to justify confining people to your crosswalks forever!"
Screw you, Elon!
Like what @Skybison said, you’d think that someone who claims to have autism would not put themselves in the same boat as the “anti-vaccers”. You know, the same assholes who proudly claim they’d rather have dead children than autistic ones.
Apparently, you sure didn’t follow courses in grammar. The emperor has been shown to be naked, and open to lawsuits for defamation from Fauci. Fuck, his handlers must feel like those who worked in the White House under Trump.
Why doesn’t Musk follow his savior Trump’s advice and “go back where he came from”?
Oh right, because the black majority has the power there now, so he’d rather be in the US where whitey white can be openly racist and supremacist.
And my name is "Twitter is out of fashion".
Ironically, technology business magnate turned anti-science and radical political extremism conspiracy theorist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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