TheKingOfRhye

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Vladimir Solovyov #wingnut #psycho

an exchange from episode of MASH that I just found while looking up “War is hell” right now:

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

@wilsb8 & @Felinethropist #transphobia

If you want to wear female attire/makeup you can if you have had your penis AND testicles removed, if you have a penis and testicles you are not allowed to wear female attire, makeup, or wigs.

Hmmm OK, I see several obvious problems with that. For one thing, like there’s some obvious clear well-defined definition of what is “female attire” and what is not?? I actually saw a guy (clearly a cis male) at my work the other day who was wearing a plaid kilt. When it comes down to it, what’s the difference between that and a skirt? And ya know, I’m a bit of an amateur rock musician myself, not that I’ve been in a band like that, but hey, some of the stuff “glam rockers” wear could definitely qualify as “female attire” lol. (to quote “Turn the Page” by Bob Seger: “All the same old cliches, "Is it woman, is it man?")

Diane Yap #racist

By every person who looks like me and *didn't* commit crimes.

What about the people who *don’t* look like you but also *didn’t* commit crimes either?

BTW, excuse me for making the obvious joke, lol….Diane should shut her Yap.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Biden came with a key saying “that’s inhumane,” and forced you to keep your door open.

I’m not sure what this means to the analogy, but if he has a key, why would be bother to force me to keep my door open?

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz

That just sounds utterly cringeworthy. I’m not sure if I want to look it up to laugh at it or avoid it altogether.

Ken Ham #fundie

Well, watch out, for intolerant secularists will become incensed and get the paper censored.

Not getting your paper published is totally NOT “censorship.”

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

cause spiritual blindness in the Cosmic Dragon Eye principles

How in the flying fuck could “principles” have “blindess”? That makes no damn sense.

Jennifer LeClaire #fundie #magick

Gain victory over the spiritual forces of the deep!

Glendower:

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur:

Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

From Shakespeare’s “Henry the Fourth, Part I”…always loved that exchange.

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz is now selling industrial-strength bleach tablets to parents and has admitted that many of his customers are using the product to treat autism in their children.

OMG what? “Industrial-strength bleach tablets”??? OK, ya know, here’s a tip: If it sounds like you something you might put in a industrial washing machine, maybe, just maybe, it’s probably something you shouldn’t ingest or give to someone else to ingest.

In recent months he’s taken on a new role as the U.S representative for a company called Safrax, which markets chlorine dioxide tablets that are advertised on the company’s website as industrial products for odor removal, disinfection, and as cleaners for hot tubs and jacuzzis.

That company “Safrax” should get sued for all they’re worth.

John K, Stan Harrison, and hs lafever #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Ken Ham #fundie

What happens when you briefly reference the Creator (without even specifically explaining who this Creator is) in a scientific paper for a secular publication?

I’d think most scientists would look at you like you’re crazy, because “referencing the Creator” ISN’T SCIENCE.

Mother Mary via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #176468

The Beatles sang of a Mother Mary who spoke words of wisdom.

That’s somehow one of the nicest and kinda also a little bit sad stories of the origin of a famous song…Paul’s late mother coming to him in a dream in his “times of trouble” and saying “things will work out, let it be”

Wai Chong and VINH HUA #moonbat #racist

Ken Ham #fundie

an atheist told me I was immoral for saying close relations married in early history.

That really makes no sense to me. Either said atheist was a dumbass, or Ken’s leaving some parts of the story out, or possibly he’s making the whole thing up. Because why would someone call YOU “immoral” for just saying what happened? That’d be like calling someone evil because they wrote a book about a serial killer.

Samuel z #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

@Sasha #176517

Look up how to spell "Democrat"!

I find it interesting how he actually spelled it right ONE time, but every other time it was “demarcate” lol. Yeah, I’m totally thinking he was very drunk and letting his phone’s “predictive text” complete words.

@AmericasMansMan #homophobia #wingnut

#YourGeneralInTheCultureWar

I’ll defect to the other side then.

various commenters #wingnut

Kathleen Stock #transphobia #enbyphobia

I feel like this should maybe deserve a #kinkshaming tag to go along with the #transphobia one.

Richard the Saint #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

I have been roundly criticized when I even remotely imply or draw parallels to what happened with Jesus and what we see taking place with Donald Trump. Of course, one would have to be off his/her medication to truly make that comparison which I never have.

Uh…but you totally just did “make that comparison.” You say you’re “drawing parallels” between what happened to Jesus and what’s going on with Trump. How is that not making a comparison? You’re comparing their situations.

So, well, what medication of yours have you not been taking lately??

Alan Shlemon #fundie #kinkshaming

@Citizen_Justin #176262

Yeah, that’s the first thing I was thinking of, lol. I remember the LMoo2 even, I thought that thing seemed SO cool when I was a kid with a Countach poster on his bedroom wall, lol!

Another thing I thought seemed so cool back around that same time was Porsche’s 959. It was more or less a 911 under the skin, I think, but with their most powerful engine, plus some fun quirks like the ability to raise or lower the ride height…because it was basically intended to be a street-legal version of a rally car.

George Lujack #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #homophobia #transphobia

@Timjer #176334

Because, or at least it’s what I think, they think anyone who has any idea of the country should be ran that’s even a little different from their’s just couldn’t POSSIBLY be a “patriot”! Just like how some fundies think anyone who doesn’t agree with everything they say has no morals whatsoever.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

Europe is ablaze with EBS alerts

I don’t really know exactly what they call it, but I’m sure Europe has something like “EBS,” the Emergency Broadcast System in effect. Or, quite possibly, it’s a different system in every European country? Anyway, I’m pretty sure they’re not using EBS, the defunct American system that has now been replaced by the Emergency Alert System about 25 years ago.

Edit to add: OK it’s apparently generically EU-alert or maybe called something different depending on where you’re at.

George Lujack #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #homophobia #transphobia

With these words, “We will not comply,” from President Trump, every true American should be prepared for civil disobedience, the likes of which haven’t been seen since the civil rights movement. It’s time for Americans to speak out, and not be silenced with masks. It’s time for Americans to roll up their sleeves and fight, and not roll up their sleeves to get vaccinated. It’s time for civil disobedience and more, to fight the medical tyranny that the illegitimate Biden regime hopes to impose on Americans.

I know people who lived through the days of the “civil rights movement” and I can only imagine the reaction you’d receive if you went up to them and told them you compared THAT to having to wear a mask and get a vaccine. My own mother grew up in what wasn’t a great area in Ann Arbor, Michigan, in the 1960s. She’s told me there were some areas a white young girl just didn’t wanna go into at the time. Let’s just say, racial tensions were running very high.

(tho it’s kinda totally beside the point, but she once saw Jimi Hendrix give an impromptu acoustic guitar performance at the U of Michigan campus, and saw Bob Seger like a million times, LOL)

Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

But 51 intelligence agencies said it was

OK, I had to Google that, because I thought, wait, are there really “51 intelligence agencies” in the entire WORLD that have weighed in on “Hunter Biden’s laptop from Hell”? I can only assume he’s talking about THIS and getting very confused?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/republicans-hunter-biden-laptop-former-intelligence-officials/

In the final weeks of the 2020 presidential campaign, 51 former top intelligence officials signed a letter saying that the alleged contents of Hunter Biden's laptop had "all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation."

Hmm, people are “agencies” now?

Adam4d #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Jebediah Brown #wingnut #conspiracy

Because Progressive Liberalism is based on Marxist Socialism and Satanism

I know it totally is NOT what people like this are talking about when they’re talking about “Satanism”, but I’d bet Anton Lavey (the founder of the Church of Satan) would find that amusing. Ya know, considering that he once said something like “I give people Ayn Rand with trappings” lol

@m3erkbullw0rm48 #racist

Kind of a mixed message there, ain’t it? “White favoritism isn’t real” but then in the same post “Most people of darker shades are less desireable”? You might have just as well said “racism isn’t a thing but I’ll just go ahead and say something totally racist.” I can kinda get that YOU maybe find “people of darker shades” to be less desirable…I mean, I disagree, personally I think there are beautiful people of all shades, but that’s your own preference.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #racist #psycho

I’m sure AOC will make claims like “this is a sexist policy from the patriarchy

For one thing, who do you think you are that AOC should give a damn about you? And if she somehow did make notice if you your comment, and called it a "sexist policy", that's because well, how is it anything but that?

Pastor Rick Morrow #ableist #crackpot #fundie

Liberty #magick #quack #crackpot

Trump Truth America First #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

It’s time for a national divorce.

And how well did that work out for you the last time y’all tried that?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Root says that Trump, like William Wallace and Jesus Christ, is a champion of the people

Trump certainly ain’t my champion, no sir.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #pratt

Here’s a little story that I feel is relevant here. My 68-year-old mother still has a distinctive scar on her arm, thanks to an injection of a vaccine for smallpox. I don’t have that, I never got that vaccine. By the time I was born, in 1977, smallpox was pretty much just not a thing anymore. Cus vaccines just fucking WORK!

I can kinda halfway understand people arguing against the COVID vaccines, but he’s really arguing against vaccines in general, or at least it sounds like it to me.

This means that 80% or more of autism is caused by childhood vaccines.

OK, even if that is true, which I very much doubt…so what? I’d rather be my autistic self than be dead from an easily preventable disease.

There aren't any studies of fully vaxxed vs. fully unvaxxed

Who the fuck is walking around fully “unvaxxed” though? In the US, and I assume most other countries, they don’t let kids into elementary school if they don’t have this vaccine and/or that.

Edman Trinidad #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

the communist new network (CNN)

Hey, if you wanna give TV channels new names, I can do that too. Even though the letters are obviously already in use, Fox “News” should be renamed to “ABC”….ya know, the “Anti-Biden Channel.”

Ken Ham #fundie

Over the decades, evolutionists have often mocked me for tying evolution to morality. They claim that evolution has to do with “science,” not morality.

Any mockery you have received for that is well-deserved.

@AthenasWrench & @JCSRF #transphobia

( @AthenasWrench )
How can I make it about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE what about the trans!!

Well, yeah, they’re talking about something that affects them personally, its right there in the graphic. Whether you like it or not, would you expect trans people to not care??

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut #racist

Mother’s and families of victims of Violent Crime, which is breaking all Records in NYC, are furious that the criminals who killed their loved ones haven’t been given a trial in many years, while millions of dollars, & years of work, has been spent on a ridiculous Fringe Benefits Case, the likes of which has never been prosecuted before in our County’s history. It is a continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt of all time. The D.A.s Office should focus on Murders & Violent Crime, not "Bullshit!”

Seriously, how the fuck is this a guy who graduated from a freakin’ Ivy League school? The racist commenters replying write better than him. The way he unnecessarily capitalized “Violent Crime” makes it seem like he’s talking about a rock band or something. “Yeah, Violent Crime? They broke all records in NYC, they sold out all their shows!”

Henry Makow PhD #wingnut #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

In a Twitter poll, I asked why the response of American men to the Communist Jewish takeover has been so "lackluster."
What is distracting them?
Four hundred men replied. 45% said porn is the reason.
42% said Sports. About 7 percent mentioned cannabis and day trading.

I’m SOOO sure a poll of “Henry Makow twitter followers” is to be trusted, lol

Mahmoud Abbas #racist #dunning-kruger #crackpot #conspiracy

that the term “antisemitism” describes animus toward speakers of Semitic languages

That’s maybe JUST barely technically correct, but only in the way that nobody today actually uses the words “Semitic” or “antisemitic”. Anyway, it still doesn’t mean you’re not being antisemitic, does it?

mr wiggles, Tim Sturgeon, and Calamity James #conspiracy #wingnut

Ukraine is not a allie.

Ugh, I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I’d think I was an English teacher in a past life, because things like “not a allie” just make me CRINGE so hard….

It's like having a meth lab as ewer neighbor. Ewe wouldn't want that, would ewe?

And then that….WTF is even going on there? I think I’m getting tired from reading things like this, I might have to go to sheep, I mean go to sleep.

Rick Davis #fundie

Can the magistrate pass laws

I’ll stop ya right there, and say NO. Magistrates are essentially judges or something like it depending on where you’re from, so, no, that’s just not what they do.

various commenters #wingnut

What I simply cannot grasp is why so many so-called "Christians" still believe that God can be motivated by prayer into "saving" a clearly already-dead country who has clearly rejected both Him and His teachings...😔

Wouldn’t God be more concerned about saving people than a country? How do you “save a country” anyway?

Joe Wasp #racist #conspiracy #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #175679

"Acts 17:26,”
Acts 17:26 says we’re all sons of Adam. Kinda defeats the definition of miscegenation.

“And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation”

I GUESS racists are jumping on the “bounds of their habitation” line there? And taking it somehow to say that different races should have “bounds on their habitation”?

various commenters #transphobia

I remember when this shit was going like, oh what, 8 years ago or so? When “bathroom bills” were being proposed, ya know. That was back when I (and a few other FSTDT commenters) would go into the discussion on the “Christian News Network” comment sections. I kept asking them how these things were intended to be enforced, and if my memory serves me, I don’t think I got one ATTEMPT an answer, or at least not one that made any damn sense.

Donald J. Trump #dunning-kruger #god-complex

n a post there Monday, he wrote, “TRUTH SOCIAL IS THE GREATEST & ‘HOTTEST’ FORM, SYSTEM, & PLATFORM OF COMMUNICATION IN AMERICA, & INDEED THE WORLD, TODAY. THAT’S WHY I USE IT — THERE IS NOTHING THAT COMES EVEN CLOSE!!!”

LOL that post is just 100% pure quintessential Donald Trump right there. I bet if you asked ChatGPT to come up with Trump quotes, they’d be just about word-for-word with things he’ll say in the future.

various commenters #wingnut #quack

They have 2 things going for them, Tucker and Gutfield, that's it.

Oh, I see this quote is from November of last year. LOL, I guess you’re down to one thing going for Faux News now, oops….

Alex Jones #wingnut #conspiracy

Jones made a series of unsupported or false accusations

Well, yeah, at this point, I’d be more surprised if he had anything to say that was actually true. To quote legendary pro wrestling manager/commentator Jim Cornette (who’s probably quoting someone else, but I don’t know who), I wouldn’t trust him if his tongue was notarized.

Phil #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Dead: Hillary, Tesla, Oprah, Chris Cornell, Soros, Prince, Gov. Newsome committed suicide, Robbin Williams,

OK what the flying fuck is with this random list of people? Hillary’s still alive, same for Oprah, Nikola Tesla died a long time ago, and what does “Robbin” Williams have do with anything?