TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Kinda funny that the site this is from is “desiringgod.org”….ya know they’re not really making God sound very desirable there, are they???

Edward Menez #racist #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

They forced Newton to be the face of "The Theory of Gravity," when the Laws of Density and Buoyancy were all that was needed.

OK, density and buoyancy are definitely things that exist, but while I’m no scientist, I’ve never heard anyone really speak too much about “the laws” of them. By the way he phrased that, I’d guess he’s another one of those people that don’t know what they’re talking about and somehow think in science, a “law” is better than a theory.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #racist #quack

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Dr Jordan B Peterson #biphobia

He went from posting what looked like failed attempts at writing a haiku, to uh….whatever the hell you call that. Is he slowly going insane or something??

Sheila Seppi #ufo #magick #crackpot

star systems, star beings and dimensions such as Pleiadian, Sirian, Arcturian, Mantis, Lyran, Vega, Andromedan, other un-identified systems,

OK, I know most of those…star cluster, stars, a constellation and a galaxy…tho considering Vega is a star in Lyra, that’s sorta redundant, ain’t it? But what I’m really wondering is what in the hell is “Mantis”???

Stew Peters and E. Michael Jones #racist #conspiracy

Whites Only Moms & Tots Flyer #racist

Are they tired of being a minority in their schools or daycares?

Unless you’ve already somehow taught them to be racist, no they’re not. They most likely don’t give a damn one way or the other.

I grew up in what totally was a “white neighborhood.” I actually don’t think I even saw a non-white fellow student until I was in junior high school. But like the kids I was just talking about, I really didn’t “give a damn one way the other.”

Little Lost #fundie #conspiracy

@Chloe #177185

Apparently because an “ancient Hebrew apocalyptic text” which only some African Jewish and Christian groups considers to be part of the Bible kinda maybe mentioned it?

Doesn’t make much sense to me either really.

Brendon O'Connell #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

With the threat of the Bolshevik athiest

The Bolshevik who was more “athy” than anyone!

Dances with Eagles #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

All I know is, Tyranny Compound totally sounds like a cool name for a metal band \m/

Frosty Woolridge #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

We will be like the Tower of Babel. We will no longer be “Americans”, but a hodge-podge of incompatible cultures, languages and world views.

Oh no, America being a hodge-podge of different cultures and views??? *GASP* Surely such a thing has never transpired before!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQl6XBo64M&t

Same with Detroit’s Muslims

For one thing, the biggest concentration of Muslims is just a little outside of Detroit, in Dearborn. Also, I’m wondering of ol Frosty there realizes a lot of the Arab Americans in the metro Detroit area are actually Christians.

ChattyGremlin #sexist #elitist #psycho

@PMSFKS #177042

How do you reattach genitalia years later?

The only instance I’ve heard of of male genitalia being successfully reattached is the infamous case of John Wayne Bobbitt. As I recall, though, it was much less than “years later” lol.

Peter B. Meyer #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Atheism is a religion! They look at the entire universe and still BELIEVE that there is no God.

I haven’t looked at the entire universe and neither have you, nor has anyone else. Also, of course, atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods, which is not quite the same thing as “believing there is no god” necessarily…but I guess I shouldn’t expect a Hovind to know or care about that distinction.

Vladimir Solovyov #wingnut #psycho

@Titania #176884

an exchange from episode of MASH that I just found while looking up “War is hell” right now:

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

@wilsb8 & @Felinethropist #transphobia

If you want to wear female attire/makeup you can if you have had your penis AND testicles removed, if you have a penis and testicles you are not allowed to wear female attire, makeup, or wigs.

Hmmm OK, I see several obvious problems with that. For one thing, like there’s some obvious clear well-defined definition of what is “female attire” and what is not?? I actually saw a guy (clearly a cis male) at my work the other day who was wearing a plaid kilt. When it comes down to it, what’s the difference between that and a skirt? And ya know, I’m a bit of an amateur rock musician myself, not that I’ve been in a band like that, but hey, some of the stuff “glam rockers” wear could definitely qualify as “female attire” lol. (to quote “Turn the Page” by Bob Seger: “All the same old cliches, "Is it woman, is it man?")

Diane Yap #racist

By every person who looks like me and *didn't* commit crimes.

What about the people who *don’t* look like you but also *didn’t* commit crimes either?

BTW, excuse me for making the obvious joke, lol….Diane should shut her Yap.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Biden came with a key saying “that’s inhumane,” and forced you to keep your door open.

I’m not sure what this means to the analogy, but if he has a key, why would be bother to force me to keep my door open?

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz

That just sounds utterly cringeworthy. I’m not sure if I want to look it up to laugh at it or avoid it altogether.

Ken Ham #fundie

Well, watch out, for intolerant secularists will become incensed and get the paper censored.

Not getting your paper published is totally NOT “censorship.”

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

cause spiritual blindness in the Cosmic Dragon Eye principles

How in the flying fuck could “principles” have “blindess”? That makes no damn sense.

Jennifer LeClaire #fundie #magick

Gain victory over the spiritual forces of the deep!

Glendower:

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur:

Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

From Shakespeare’s “Henry the Fourth, Part I”…always loved that exchange.

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz is now selling industrial-strength bleach tablets to parents and has admitted that many of his customers are using the product to treat autism in their children.

OMG what? “Industrial-strength bleach tablets”??? OK, ya know, here’s a tip: If it sounds like you something you might put in a industrial washing machine, maybe, just maybe, it’s probably something you shouldn’t ingest or give to someone else to ingest.

In recent months he’s taken on a new role as the U.S representative for a company called Safrax, which markets chlorine dioxide tablets that are advertised on the company’s website as industrial products for odor removal, disinfection, and as cleaners for hot tubs and jacuzzis.

That company “Safrax” should get sued for all they’re worth.

John K, Stan Harrison, and hs lafever #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Ken Ham #fundie

What happens when you briefly reference the Creator (without even specifically explaining who this Creator is) in a scientific paper for a secular publication?

I’d think most scientists would look at you like you’re crazy, because “referencing the Creator” ISN’T SCIENCE.

Mother Mary via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #176468

The Beatles sang of a Mother Mary who spoke words of wisdom.

That’s somehow one of the nicest and kinda also a little bit sad stories of the origin of a famous song…Paul’s late mother coming to him in a dream in his “times of trouble” and saying “things will work out, let it be”

Wai Chong and VINH HUA #moonbat #racist

Ken Ham #fundie

an atheist told me I was immoral for saying close relations married in early history.

That really makes no sense to me. Either said atheist was a dumbass, or Ken’s leaving some parts of the story out, or possibly he’s making the whole thing up. Because why would someone call YOU “immoral” for just saying what happened? That’d be like calling someone evil because they wrote a book about a serial killer.

Samuel z #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

@Sasha #176517

Look up how to spell "Democrat"!

I find it interesting how he actually spelled it right ONE time, but every other time it was “demarcate” lol. Yeah, I’m totally thinking he was very drunk and letting his phone’s “predictive text” complete words.

@AmericasMansMan #homophobia #wingnut

#YourGeneralInTheCultureWar

I’ll defect to the other side then.

various commenters #wingnut

Kathleen Stock #transphobia #enbyphobia

I feel like this should maybe deserve a #kinkshaming tag to go along with the #transphobia one.

Richard the Saint #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

I have been roundly criticized when I even remotely imply or draw parallels to what happened with Jesus and what we see taking place with Donald Trump. Of course, one would have to be off his/her medication to truly make that comparison which I never have.

Uh…but you totally just did “make that comparison.” You say you’re “drawing parallels” between what happened to Jesus and what’s going on with Trump. How is that not making a comparison? You’re comparing their situations.

So, well, what medication of yours have you not been taking lately??

Alan Shlemon #fundie #kinkshaming

@Citizen_Justin #176262

Yeah, that’s the first thing I was thinking of, lol. I remember the LMoo2 even, I thought that thing seemed SO cool when I was a kid with a Countach poster on his bedroom wall, lol!

Another thing I thought seemed so cool back around that same time was Porsche’s 959. It was more or less a 911 under the skin, I think, but with their most powerful engine, plus some fun quirks like the ability to raise or lower the ride height…because it was basically intended to be a street-legal version of a rally car.

George Lujack #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #homophobia #transphobia

@Timjer #176334

Because, or at least it’s what I think, they think anyone who has any idea of the country should be ran that’s even a little different from their’s just couldn’t POSSIBLY be a “patriot”! Just like how some fundies think anyone who doesn’t agree with everything they say has no morals whatsoever.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

Europe is ablaze with EBS alerts

I don’t really know exactly what they call it, but I’m sure Europe has something like “EBS,” the Emergency Broadcast System in effect. Or, quite possibly, it’s a different system in every European country? Anyway, I’m pretty sure they’re not using EBS, the defunct American system that has now been replaced by the Emergency Alert System about 25 years ago.

Edit to add: OK it’s apparently generically EU-alert or maybe called something different depending on where you’re at.

George Lujack #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #homophobia #transphobia

With these words, “We will not comply,” from President Trump, every true American should be prepared for civil disobedience, the likes of which haven’t been seen since the civil rights movement. It’s time for Americans to speak out, and not be silenced with masks. It’s time for Americans to roll up their sleeves and fight, and not roll up their sleeves to get vaccinated. It’s time for civil disobedience and more, to fight the medical tyranny that the illegitimate Biden regime hopes to impose on Americans.

I know people who lived through the days of the “civil rights movement” and I can only imagine the reaction you’d receive if you went up to them and told them you compared THAT to having to wear a mask and get a vaccine. My own mother grew up in what wasn’t a great area in Ann Arbor, Michigan, in the 1960s. She’s told me there were some areas a white young girl just didn’t wanna go into at the time. Let’s just say, racial tensions were running very high.

(tho it’s kinda totally beside the point, but she once saw Jimi Hendrix give an impromptu acoustic guitar performance at the U of Michigan campus, and saw Bob Seger like a million times, LOL)

Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

But 51 intelligence agencies said it was

OK, I had to Google that, because I thought, wait, are there really “51 intelligence agencies” in the entire WORLD that have weighed in on “Hunter Biden’s laptop from Hell”? I can only assume he’s talking about THIS and getting very confused?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/republicans-hunter-biden-laptop-former-intelligence-officials/

In the final weeks of the 2020 presidential campaign, 51 former top intelligence officials signed a letter saying that the alleged contents of Hunter Biden's laptop had "all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation."

Hmm, people are “agencies” now?

Adam4d #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Jebediah Brown #wingnut #conspiracy

Because Progressive Liberalism is based on Marxist Socialism and Satanism

I know it totally is NOT what people like this are talking about when they’re talking about “Satanism”, but I’d bet Anton Lavey (the founder of the Church of Satan) would find that amusing. Ya know, considering that he once said something like “I give people Ayn Rand with trappings” lol

@m3erkbullw0rm48 #racist

Kind of a mixed message there, ain’t it? “White favoritism isn’t real” but then in the same post “Most people of darker shades are less desireable”? You might have just as well said “racism isn’t a thing but I’ll just go ahead and say something totally racist.” I can kinda get that YOU maybe find “people of darker shades” to be less desirable…I mean, I disagree, personally I think there are beautiful people of all shades, but that’s your own preference.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #racist #psycho

I’m sure AOC will make claims like “this is a sexist policy from the patriarchy

For one thing, who do you think you are that AOC should give a damn about you? And if she somehow did make notice if you your comment, and called it a "sexist policy", that's because well, how is it anything but that?

It’s time for a national divorce.

And how well did that work out for you the last time y’all tried that?