TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #conspiracy

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Legion are the lies of Satan's Islamo-Commie-Homo Movement. From Darwinism through Freudianism and Marxism and Islam, they go right on down through Hedonism.

Ah, yes, if there’s one thing Islam is known for, it’s their support of homosexuality and hedonism! (he said with painfully obvious sarcasm)

Caspian Sarginson #crackpot #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Flat earth is not a conspiracy. Far from it.

That doesn’t even make sense. Who ever said believing in a flat earth was a conspiracy? No, you flat-earthers believe that there’s a conspiracy AGAINST your beliefs, but that’s a whole different thing, ain’t it?

If you ever thought as a christian that the controversy of whether the Earth is flat or a sphere is not important,

Well, I haven’t thought anything “as a Christian” in something like 35 years, and it’s totally not a “controversy”.

Mark Levin #wingnut

And we don't need lectures from former federal prosecutors about how Trump should conduct himself.

Trump needs lectures from somebody, anybody, on how he should conduct himself!

Terry Schilling #racist #fundie #wingnut

Schilling downplayed Columbus’ crimes, called Indigenous people an “evil, barbaric group of people,”

Barbaric, he says?

I always find it interesting to point out that the original meaning of the word “barbarian” was pretty much just “foreigner”….look it up, the Greeks came up with the word, I think because people talking a foreign language sounded to them like they were stuttering, saying “bar-bar-bar”….

Dr James David Manning #conspiracy #fundie

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #fundie

Wait, is she actually a flat-earther, or at least has been listening to some? I thought flat-earthers were the only people who actually talked about anything “spinning at X miles per hour”….

(since as you probably know, that doesn’t make any damn sense!! If you have a car with a tachometer in the gauges, does it read in MPH? Noooo, it’s in RPM!! Or for that matter, hey, she’s a little older than me, so she probably has seen record players…those didn’t have a switch between different MPH settings, did they??)

PS. I didn’t feel like calculating it at the moment, so I looked it up, the Earth spins at .000694 rpm apparently.

C.T. #racist #wingnut #psycho

When I saw the images before the attack, when the young people were still dancing, I said to myself ironically, although I am not a theist: ‘God’s punishment for degenerate music!’

What in the flying fuck is “degenerate music” even supposed to mean? I just assume he really means “the music liked by those people I don’t like,” but that doesn’t even make sense to me.

Dr Sam Osmanagich (Ph.D.) #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Dr Sam Osmanagich (Ph.D.)

Isn’t that a little bit like if I called myself “TheKingOfRhyeTheKing”?? Ya know, either call him Dr. Sam Osmanagich, or Sam Osmanagich (Ph.D), right?

Jack James #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

woman-hating DQs

What the hell are “DQs” in this context? The two things that spring to my mind are “disqualification” and “Dairy Queen” but somehow I don’t think either one of those is what they were going for, ya know?

Unnamed Stanford Lecturer #racist #psycho

I’m thinking someone could be getting sued over that one. If what was alleged is true, that’s totally a violation of….well, several Civil Rights Acts, at least!

℃𝔥𝕖Ⓒ𝕂０ ᒪⓘ丂 ţ #racist #crackpot

@Chloe #178919

the Roman Catholic Church and Britain

with their history of working together LOL

the "jews" are European, not Semetic whatsoever.

Even if I don’t wanna answer that one, why are “jews” in the “scare quotes”?

Charlie Kirk & various commenters #wingnut

Hey, I feel like I’m half-Canadian anyway. Or at least, my mom’s side of the family is mostly French-Canadian, and I grew up watching Hockey Night in Canada and often listening to those radio stations that have a “C” starting their call signs. (which more than once caused a few moments of confusion when listening to their weather forecast because I forgot they were talking about temps in Celsius, lol)

Steven Mosher #wingnut

one groundless impeachment and phony indictment after another

Correct me if I’m forgetting about something, but has Trump actually been cleared of anything he’s been indicted for yet? I don’t think so….so maybe hold on on calling those “phony” for now?

Red-White-No Blue Karl #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

the best man can do is adapt and improve living condition through technology which needs energy.

OK fine, how about we do that with energy sources that don’t pollute the planet we’re living on as much as we’ve done already? I know, jeez, what a radical idea…

@AnnJacobs #conspiracy #fundie

#Seek #Christ #Jesus

What does God need with a hashtag?

@JACKASSDEMOCRAT #homophobia #wingnut

Don't ever trust a democrat and NEVER leave your child alone with one.

The joke’s on you if you think this Democrat even wants to be left alone with anyone’s children!

As always, never buy anything made in china.

Good luck with that one, lol.

@KevinaFaga #transphobia #conspiracy

I have an idea for a state sponsored eugenics plan and wanted to hear everyone's thoughts.

My thoughts are that that idea is horrible on multiple levels.

* Sterilize as many mentally unwell and same sex attracted children and adults as possible.

Sterilizing same-sex-attracted adults….uh…..that is supposed to achieve WHAT exactly??

John Signorino #fundie #wingnut

If someone presents a model for explaining the origin of life, but he cannot say where the creative information characteristic of all life forms came from

If someone does that, then they’re not even talking about evolution. I mean, come on, it’s right there in the very damn words you’re using. The “evolution” and the “origin” of something are two different, if maybe related, things! I could talk about how, let’s say…professional wrestling evolved from what it was years ago to what it is now. (actually I really could LOL) Would you stop me and say I can’t talk about that because I don’t know what the first pro wrestling match ever was? Because that’s about how much sense that makes.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

I’d say he’s getting unhinged and going off the rails here….but that happened a LONG time ago, really.

Donald J Trump & various commenters #wingnut #racist

Whites (aka Europeans).

OK, that one’s just funny to me. “European” is synonymous with “White”??? So then, Jews, Slavs, “Moors”, etc, they all count as White?

Wayne Miller #wingnut #fundie #racist #conspiracy

* Is Trump a 33rd Degree Freemason?

I might be mistaken as I’m just digging this out of a dusty corner of my memory, but I think there are actually only 32 degrees in freemasonry.

Kirk Augustin #wingnut #conspiracy

There was nothing even illegal about the Jan 6 election protest, even if there was no election fraud.

“Even if there was no election fraud”???? If it was proven that there was election fraud (which it’s 100% not!), how in the hell would that make what happened on January 6th any more or less legal???? That’s not the way anything works!

Both-Yoghurt7801 #ableist

Well, that’s a subreddit (“BPDlovedones”) that I’ve never heard of before, and now kinda wish I hadn’t. Just the description they put up there kinda pisses me off. They’re basically saying a person with BPD IS an abuser, no ifs ands or buts about it.

I’ve never met her personally, but one of my best online friends, a woman who I’ve talked to for years and years, has told me she had BPD, and she’s freaking AWESOME, lol.

@AthenasWrench #quack #transphobia

Nude men and women are okay, but protesting the still remaining vax mandates is wrong and should be punished.

Maybe I’m tired or something, and possibly a little bit drunk, but it actually took me a second to realize that was supposed to be sarcastic. Like, OK, I was definitely pro-”vax mandates”, but I never thought merely PROTESTING them should be punished. Unless by “protesting” you mean “actively defying them"?

Also, maybe this should have a #kinkshaming tag as well, they literally said being “pro kink” isn’t “sane and rational”…

Maybe being amateur kink is OK, lol

Dr Jordan B Peterson #wingnut #racist

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #quack

Nicotine is a super blood sugar regulator

I’m no expert, but I can only imagine “start smoking” probably wouldn’t be the best advice for people dealing with diabetes. It ain’t really the best advice for anyone in general, to tell the truth.

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

@JillKerby #transphobia

@CaseyMcdale #conspiracy

David Icke laid out the NWO / Illuminati bloodlines agenda back in the 90's.

Well, that obviously ain’t right, as any wrestling fan knows, the nWo was from “back in the 90s” but the Bloodline is around now. Though, to be honest, I’m kinda surprised there’s never been a pro wrestling stable called “The Illuminati” lol

various commenters #wingnut #racist

blacks are to stupid

OK, if you’re gonna criticize people’s intelligence…kinda not a good look to confuse “to” with “too”, ya know?

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

Most of these people secretly have a stash of gay porn on their computer, right?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Any self-respecting kikes should just kill themselves.

That’s a weird definition of “self-respecting”….

Neo #fundie #conspiracy

I know you can see the planets with a telescope, but like I said, God didn't create them, and therefore they aren't what you think…

You don’t even need a telescope, you can see like 5 or 6 planets with the naked eye if you know what you’re looking at.

Mercury is a kinda tough one to spot, but I’ve seen it.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

If human fecal matter were discovered in the kitchen of a restaurant, it would be shut down and considered a biohazard until it was made hygienic again.
Yet there's a subset of "people" whose sexuality is centered around the organ which houses and expels human fecal matter.
And this mentally ill subset is considered a protected class by the powers-that-be, a special class that is celebrated and considered to be an inspiration to small children.

There are SO many things wrong with that, I don’t even know where to begin. OK, for one thing, you do know gay males aren’t the only people who like “butt stuff” so to speak? And not all gay males engage in anal sex? And that’s totally NOT what “protected class” means, either.

@Tempus #178083

Yikes. I think I might not even want to know how people like that would react to someone like me, a lefty and autistic too.

The main difficulty I’ve faced in my life due to being left-handed is not being able to play other people’s guitars, LOL. (or at least play them well)

Neo #fundie #conspiracy

Also, I know where the word planets came from ("wandering stars") but it looks like someone took it literally.

Maybe I’m missing something but I don’t even know what the hell he means by that. “someone took it literally”? Huh? The name actually makes perfect sense, because that’s what the planets look like, stars that “wander” in relation to other stars.

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

Some users have suggested wrapping their phones in tin foil — a conspiracy classic — or hiding them in microwaves or faraday cages ahead of the test.

Wait, hiding your phone in a microwave to block signals? Uh, hmm, hold on a second….(yeah, I’m bored enough to actually test that)

lol, NOPE, that doesn’t work. Put my phone in the microwave and closed the door and then called it and could hear it ringing away. I assume it wouldn’t be a good idea to turn the microwave on while you’re doing that, though.

Of course, a much simpler solution would have been to just turn your phone OFF if you didn’t wanna receive the emergency alert test.

History Channel #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

Scott Torok #fundie #wingnut

He is just proof the Bible is True:
John 15:18
“If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.” (KJV)

Ah, the old “the Bible is true because the Bible says so” argument.

Patricia Cota-Robles #magick #ufo #conspiracy

On October 14th we will experience a New Moon Annular Solar Eclipse and on October 28th we will experience a Full Moon Partial Lunar Eclipse.

True, but very redundant. A solar eclipse can literally only happen when there’s a new moon, just like a lunar eclipse can only happen when there’s a FULL moon.

Also, tho, I’d disagree with “we will experience”…just looked it up and in my current location, I totally won’t see the solar eclipse, and I might just barely see the lunar one, I guess. What is of interest to me is the total solar eclipse coming in April of next year, which basically passes a little ways to the south of where I am!

Clif High #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

@TFAltHist #177773

So, are gold nuggets their equivalent of chicken nuggets, left over from alien fast food restaurant chains?

I can only imagine gold nuggets would taste…..

Au-ful. (see what I did there?)