TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Anna Von Reitz #crackpot #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Stupid is as stupid does.

I guess that’s why often when a “sovereign citizen” (or whatever else they want to call themselves) tries their typical arguments in a US court, it’s rejected as “frivolous.” (which is basically a judge’s way of saying “complete nonsensical bullshit”)

Cliff Lancaster #conspiracy #crackpot

A little while ago I was reading some article online about Metallica, and there was a picture of their bass guitarist Robert Trujillo, and immediately I thought, “holy crap, he actually looks a lot like the wrestler Roman Reigns.” That doesn’t mean they’re the same person, though, sometimes people just happen to look like other people!

Jill Colton #racist

Even if what you're saying about your ancestors was 100 percent correct (which it ain't)...what's that have to do with YOU, yourself?

various commenters #transphobia

I actually remember hearing about Andrea Dworkin years and years ago, though I can’t recall for what in particular. Possibly I read an issue of the magazine “Hustler” where Larry Flynt (RIP) wrote an editorial bashing her for something? lol. She was a radical feminist, with the emphasis on the “radical” for sure, quite possibly could be called a “misandrist” at that. So yeah, of course the ovarit folks love her, jeez….

Russian Government #conspiracy #enbyphobia #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

The Russian Justice Ministry on Friday said it has filed a lawsuit with the nation's Supreme Court to outlaw the LGBTQ+ “international public movement” as extremist, the latest crippling blow against the already beleaguered LGBTQ+ community in the increasingly conservative country.

How in the hell would one nation “outlaw” an “international public movement” anyway? To quote a commercial that’s become a meme, “that’s now it works, that’s not how any of this works!”

Christie Wright #ableist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #enbyphobia #quack #transphobia

I used to see a child psychologist….

That damn kid couldn’t help me at all!

Cynthia McKinney and Stew Peters #conspiracy #racist #psycho #crackpot

On his eponymous Rumble show

I’ve seen some clips from Stew Peters’s show, and yeah, it’s nothing if not eponymous. It’s the most eponymous thing that ever eponymoused.

Seriously, just look at this shit:

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various commenters #wingnut #racist #sexist

I would always choose a White woman over anything

I might be reading too much into that choice of words, but “anyTHING”? Kinda sounds like he’s viewing women as “things” and not “people,” doesn’t it?

bug 🐛 #ableist

I’ve been diagnosed with ASD (autism spectrum disorder), so if ADHD is “iPad brain” for some reason, what is my brain then?

I imagine it to be some weird tablet where you’ve never heard of the brand name but it’s actually kinda cool, but at the same time kinda sucks in a few particular ways, lol

oxforduniversity M #conspiracy #wingnut

When brave Russians defeats war criminal Biden Zelenskyy the EU

For someone with the handle of “oxforduniversity M,” you don’t seem to have mastered the English language very well…

Helena of the North #racist

We are the descendants of English, Scottish, Irish, French settlers and Natives.

And those groups have just ALWAYS gotten along! [/sarcasm]

@lareina6003 #sexist

Our value

WTF even does that mean? Like we all have some absolute, quantifiable “value” for some reason?? Oh, wait, I see, they’re talking about “sexual market value”? As if that’s the same thing for everybody?

Father James Altman #fundie #psycho #wingnut

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy

Zeppelins docked to tall buildings
Such as the Empire State building
To unload and load passengers

I just had to look that up….

Oh, turns out that despite plans for a mooring station, only one airship ever docked at the Empire State Building.

That didn’t happen until September 1931, when a privately-owned dirigible docked for a mere three minutes, in a 40-mile-per-hour wind. “Traffic was tied up in the streets below for more than a half hour as the pilot, Lieutenant William McCraken jockeyed for position in the half gale about the tower 1,200 feet above the ground,” the Times reported in 1931.

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy

You need to only look at the “Lennon impersonator” Mark Staycer. He is the right age, looks remarkably like him, sings like him, owns tons of Beatles memorabilia, etc.

I actually just looked him up, he has some videos on YouTube. Eh, he’s good, he doesn’t do a bad John Lennon impersonation at all….but if you’re trying to say that’s really John…NO. No, it aint.

If you wanna hear someone who can impersonate a singer who’s no longer with us, look up Marc Martel. I’ve never heard anyone who sounded more like Freddie Mercury.

And the new Paul was right handed while the old Paul was left handed.

OK, what the holy hell? I’ve read a lot of stuff about the whole “Paul is dead” nonsense, but I’ve never heard that one. I’ve seen like a million photos and videos of Paul McCartney with the Beatles and otherwise, and in every one I’ve seen him playing a guitar or bass, he’s playing it lefty.

His twin brother Mike maybe stepped in for awhile.

Paul’s “twin brother” who’s actually more than a year younger than him, lol.

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy

a “Zeppelin attack” sounds to me like a concert where Page, Plant, Bonham, and Jones were really kickin’ ass, lol

@VonRitter #wingnut

sentinl_grave #racist

“You’re not from here” is the simplest insight there is.

I read “insight” as “insult” the first time I read that, and thought “OK, that’s kind of a good point”….oops, lol

various commenters #wingnut #racist

One question comes to my mind: What countries are “white countries” exactly? I work at a truck stop here in the good ol “US of A”, and I’ll tell you, truck drivers are certainly a diverse bunch, racially. In fact, one silly stupid thing I like to do is when I go to clean a shower and see that they left their receipt that has their name on it, and ask myself “is this a name I have any idea how to pronounce?” Quite often the answer is “oh hell no" lol

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #181408

A grain of salt the size of a LeSabre from the 60s or 70s, at that, lol

RandomFNaFfellow #senpai_noticed_us #psycho #conspiracy

BTW, “ChrisR772002” is none other than TheKingOfRhye. I couldn’t resist jumping in, I guess, lol.

Ken Ham #fundie

Remember the days when Twitter had a character limit? What was it, 140 characters? lol, and this is just PART of Ken’s tweet.

(are posts on “X” even supposed to be called “tweets” anymore, since it’s not Twitter?)

Ken Ham #fundie

The words of this song are based on evolutionary naturalism (atheism) to teach kids (and everyone) that everything came from star dust!

Doesn’t the Bible say that God made humans from dust, or dirt, or something like that?

various commenters #transphobia

So to return to the beginning, gender fetishists do not use a pronouns, they demand others to use a pronouns

“do not use a pronouns”? Huh? That doesn’t even make sense. Or does “a pronoun” have a special meaning among these folks? Cus if it doesn’t, that’s just horrible grammar if nothing else.

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Sounds like someone watched Star Trek but completely misunderstood Vulcans, maybe?

thormemeson #senpai_noticed_us #psycho

most are deranged pedophiles

WTF are they even basing that accusation on?????

prussian society of america #racist #wingnut

this will need to be met with Street Theater of “Knock Out” to take from them and even eliminating them entirely.

What even is that sentence? “Street Theather of ‘Knock Out’”? Huh, what the fuck? Is that a fancy way of saying “they should be beat up and killed”? Or am I missing something?

various commenters #transphobia

our pro-reality stance

That's to me about the same thing as when someone starts talking about “natural law” or something similar…you just know there's some sheer nonsense coming up.

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE #psycho

I’ve smoked cigarettes for like 30 years now. I’m old enough to remember stuff from even before I ever thought of smoking, like even fast food restaurants having ashtrays at every table, and seeing cigarette vending machines in bowling alleys and bars and such places. And ya know….it kinda did piss me off for while, like when my state passed a law that said you couldn’t smoke in a bar. But, hey, I’m all okay with that now. I get it, it just aint good for you or the people around you.

Now excuse me while I go outside and smoke my last cig of the night LOL

PS. You're probably just a pencil necked geek anyway

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Then: Apple IIe with Oregon Trail. Oops! You have died of dysentery.
Now: Same Apple IIe, but with gay porn.

Uh, what? What library anywhere is using Apple IIes these days? I know, this is supposed to be satire, but that still has to make sense, right?

BRAVE Books, Kirk Cameron and the Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #sexist

Get it for FREE when you subscribe to get a new book each month through the Freedom Island Book Club.

So it’s a fundie book version of those old things where you got like 12 CDs (or cassette tapes even!) for 1 cent or something like that, but then got sent a random CD and got billed for it, unless you told them to stop or gave them more money? (now that’s something I haven’t even thought about in forever, lol)

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

In times like these, you can’t afford to have a president who wants to be POLITICALLY CORRECT

Trump’s certainly not politically correct….well, he’s not correct in any way most of the time!

Erik Carlson #wingnut #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

@Sasha #180839

Trump has been more “in our homes every night on the television” lately than Obama ever was….ya know, since you can’t turn on the TV without some new development in whatever court case he’s in at the moment.

Jason Klop #ableist #quack

OK, I actually didn’t know this, but “FMT” is a real thing that’s done, to combat intestinal infections that people who are taking antibiotics can get. How that’s supposed to have anything to do with autism, I have no damn clue.

Ken Ham #fundie

Yet, it has been used as something of a club to “beat down” and eliminate Christianity from public places, including symbols (like crosses), Bible reading and prayer in public schools, and the teaching of creation in science classes.

OK, that’s a weird and kind of mismatched list. When and where are Christian symbols banned from public places? I guess he means in public schools, though from the way he worded that, it’s not really clear. And reading a bible and praying are certainly not banned in public schools, you just can’t have someone from the school leading such a thing, because of course it would be blatantly unconstitutional. And teaching creation in science classes would be like….oh I don’t know, teaching history in a math class. But worse than that.

Mike Johnson #homophobia #biphobia

“If you were shocked by the moral lapses at the Super Bowl you ain’t seen nothin’ yet,” Johnson wrote.

What he was talking about was the then-recent “shocking moral lapse” at the Super Bowl halftime show in 2004, where Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet Jackson’s outfit to reveal one of her breasts with a little shield over her nipple. (the origin of the term “wardrobe malfunction” btw, lol)

I remember watching that actually, at the time I saw it, I was thinking “holy shit, did that just really happen?”…..but then, I still don’t understand all the brouhaha about it at the time. The biggest US TV audience of the year saw most of one naked boob. Whoop de freaking do.

Michael Lake #fundie #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Political systems to control the nations

Well, OK, yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of a “political system,” ain’t it?

Donald Trump #wingnut #fundie #racist

if you don’t like our religion

"Our” religion? Who’s this “our” you’re talking about, got a frog in your pocket or something?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Wait a minute….that’s actually apparently not wrong?? at least according to what I found on Google right now??? Honestly, I just don’t even know what the hell is up with this damn country anymore.

fransingolf5314 #conspiracy #moonbat

There's seemingly no limit to the breathtaking depravity of this comment section

Ain’t that pretty much just a general rule for YouTube comment sections, anyway?

Sam Sorbo #sexist #wingnut

I’ve never heard of Sam Sorbo before just now, lemme guess….

YEP, Kevin’s wife, because OF COURSE lol

American Me #conspiracy

There is NO safe or harmless vaccine

That's maybe actually technically correct...in that any vaccine can have SOME side effects. Typically very minor. I'll take a ache in my arm or a mild fever over COVID or something, though!

Chad Felix Greene #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

They strut out on stage and without a moment of hesitation or shame, unleash epic poems of intentionally offensive obscenity, all with a smile and a sense of style no audience can resist.

That sounds kinda awesome, actually.

David Bay #fundie #racist #psycho #crackpot

Bryan Mason, Western Civ Rocks! & Patrick LaBelle #conspiracy #wingnut

He may have had a medical history of heart problems, but given how detrimental the SHOT is to hearts, it is much more likely that the shot led to his death, not Covid.

That is a leap of logic almost comparable to the in-ring leaps I saw in the match where Logan Paul defeated Rey Mysterio Jr to win the WWE US Championship the other day!

(this is totally going off on a tangent, but say what you want about Logan Paul, but damn, he’s legitimately a freaking good wrestler lol)

And oh yeah, RIP Bray, and fuck off for invoking his name in this nonsense.

American Me #conspiracy

Ken Ham #fundie

For instance, at some Earth Day celebrations,

Wait, what? People have “Earth Day Celebrations”?