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Bro. Randy #fundie #god-complex

redstang281 #fundie

"Don't use the word mutated when you really mean 'poof.'”
Mutation works WITH selection to produce evolution. They’re distinct parts, but part of a whole.
Creationists think that ‘mutation’ jumps a creature from a fish to a rabbit, but they are incredibly stupid on the topic.

various commenters #transphobia

“I’m imagining a Venn diagram that overlaps in an almost perfect circle. That incel shooter would almost definitely identify as trans today if he could.”

Ah. Like asking a serial killer why he kills. Who cares what an incel thinks? He’s sure that transgender transition is just a tactic for het but virgin men to get some attention from women,
The question is if a court-appointed therapist would say she was transgender or if he was just stupid.

XenoNinja #fundie

“[Would you be upset if your son turned out to be gay]”
Gay son doesn’t bother me. The day i found a 10.5 inch dildo in the laundry was a big dramatic. The last day i did his laundry…

“I would probably dis-own him and never wanna see him again.”
I can’t imagine treating family that way. Even if i believed that gay was a choice, and the choice was wrong. Hell, my oldest went surface Navy and if i’d cut him off, i wouldn’t have met my granddaughter.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I suspect ‘turbo cancer’ means a condition that was undetected for a long time, until anti-vaxxer concerns got people to go get checked out for the first time in years.
So, six weeks after the shot, you find you’ve got a cancer that didn’t wasn’t there (as far as you know) before the jab, but it’s ALREADY in advanced stages. MUST be accelerated development.

teshuva #fundie

“The origin of life is a matter of history; history can only beknown by eyewitness accounts”
Never watch CSI? Or ANY police procedural? Testimony always takes a second seat behind the physical evidence.

“The Bible is the recorded eyewitness account provided by the Architect of the universe, the Creator of all life.”
The account that describes the Earth as flat… Not impressed.

“The Bible isn't in conflict with observable science but is consistent with it.”
The bible says the Sky is solid. That’s a conflict.

“It's the history book of the universe. It thells us about the origin of life and the origin of death.”
None of which matches the physical evidence it left.

“Since we all eventually will face death, the answers in the Bible, authored by the Creator, should be of prime interest.”
In this whole, enourmous, unending Universe, the one being who created the entire thing watches to see if i masturbate.

“Is there any explosion that produces order?”
Every single one of them. You’d have to watch CSI, or any show where they describe how they can tell from the debris what sort of explosive was used, where it was located, when it went off, and so on. Every time. That’s order, not chaos.

“Does a terrorist bomb create harmony?”
There is order to it. But the Big Bang is not that sort of ‘explosion.’

“Big bangs cause chaos.”
You speak literally from ignorance.

“How could a Big Bang produce a rose, apple trees, fish, sunsets, the seasons, hummingbirds, birds, animals, trees, all with their own eyes, nose and mouth?”
Massive ignorance and presumption.

Nothing But The Truth #fundie

“The atheist view of the world.”
Betcha it’s actually a theist’s view of an atheist’s view.

“I am an atheist.”
A little redundant, what? An atheist views himself as an atheist?

“I don't believe in GOD or a GOD”
More redundant. ‘I don’t believe in any gods' pretty well covers it, unless you’re a butthurt believer.

“(except for myself)”
Never did understand the theist stance that i consider myself divine.

“If there is no GOD I can bend the rules to fit my lifestyle and be ok with it.”
If there are no gods, we make our own rules. No bending required.

“If there is no GOD them my morals are relative. I can fornicate and it's ok,”
Well, no, in my case i made this promise to my wife not to.

“I can be homosexual and it's ok.”
Same thing, same promise.

“I can kill little babies and say it's my body I can do what I want with it.”
this is just a litany of rules of YOUR religion that we don’t share. Butthurt ad infinitum.

“I can believe in some nut named Darwin who thinks everything came from nothing.”
I accept the most popular scientific theories because i trust the method, you don’t have the training to declare Darwin a ‘nut,’ and ‘from nothing’ is neither evolution nor the Big Bang. None of this line item changes if there is a deity. You’re just fucking wrong.

“Science is my only GOD”
Wrong.
“(aside from myself that is).”
Wronger.

“I am an atheist and this life is all there is. Live it like there is no tomorrow. This is all you have so do whatever makes you feel good as long as you can rest peacefully each night.”
pathetically wrong.

“The atheist is a liar,”
Heh. After the strawmen above, that’s a ballsy claim.

“a pawn of Satan. The TRUTH "will" be revealed.”
Feel free…

Wayne Allyn Root #forced-birth #wingnut

“But it’s funny how Democrats are shocked by this story…but they want to murder babies until moment of birth.”
Way to stay on message, Rooty.

“They should all be disqualified for being heartless, nasty killers.”
Can’t remember, but did Wayne support Herschel Walker?

“It goes both ways. Value life.”
So, you’re in favor of medical care for people who cannot afford it?

AngryNotice #fundie

“darwin was delusional”
And your qualifications to make this diagnosis are…?

“and the ideas he proposed then would be laughable in todays world.”
You didn’t notice, then, that we still use, and advance, that idea in today’s world.
We would laugh and point at the plagiarism, though.

“if someone came up with an idea like "llife came from aliens" they would be considered insane. but not darwin.”
You’re confusing panspermia with Darwin’s work. It’s a pretty ridiculous error to make. Just shows that you REALLY don’t know what you’re talking about, so i again asked what the fuck your qualifications are to diagnose delusions.

"satans role in this world is much more powerful than any of you could believe.”
Yes, well, if the boogeyman has any power in the world, that’s more than i’m prepared to believe.

"the denial of satan is much worse than accepting the fact that youre resisting god himself”
I don’t believe in Satan or God (or Thor or Apollo, Inanna, Ishtar, Anansi, A, El, etc), but not because i accept evolution.
Man you’re really ignorant for such a smug bastard.

Lobster Cult High Priest #homophobia #dunning-kruger

“Degenerates can’t understand brotherly love, which is the highest form of love.”
How do you grade forms of love?
Where’s the hierarchy that says ‘brotherly’ love outranks the kinds that build families and bond for life through whoopie smoochies?

Dr Shannon Kroner #ableist #dunning-kruger #pratt #quack

@Skybison #195964
Huh. Okay. At first glance i thought he was getting off the school bus.

Nameless autistic sister? Sounds like one of those earmarks of bullshit stories. Like Trump’s People. “People are saying,’ ‘People tell me,’ ‘I hear a lot of people asking…’

Or thsi unnamed professor at an unnamed university asked a class to…

D R Warring #ableist #crackpot #fundie

“Filled with scriptural proof and revelation by the Holy Spirit,”
I read a book and a voice in my head told me what it meant.

But, would a true Christain not have access to the same source material as you? Why would they need your book? How do YOU have a superior connection to the Sacred Ghost? And if all this information is from God, whould you really be making money off it?

Dr Shannon Kroner #ableist #dunning-kruger #pratt #quack

"the research they did before making this decision,”
You mean the confirmation bias they engaged in, I’m sure.

“Join Nicholas as he shares what it means to be an unvaccinated child in today’s world and why one's personal choice regarding vaccination must always be respected.”
No. I mean, I’ll respect the right to make such a choice, but the people making these choices tend not to behave responsibly. They want to have all the freedoms of the compliant without compliance.

Does Nicholas also teach that they made a full disclosure to school and daycare about his status as a plaguerat? The hole in the wall that would otherwise be a herd immunity?
Does he cover how and why some people, some parents, and some health professionals cheat and forge vaccine cards to get unhindered access to schools that believe in vaccinations and require them?

Omrow #fundie

“Fanatics exists in all spheres of life.”
True. Everyone connected to prosecuting trump sure knows this fact.

“If you look carefully you will see that Atheists tend to be more dogmatic than religious people.”
About what? I need some examples of what we’re dogmatic about DUE TO ATHEISM. I mean, if you’re criticizing the science, it’s not my atheistm that makes me point out ‘No, evolution does NOT say ‘there is no god’.’ Or ‘The big bang is NOT everything from nothing.’
Or when i correct your incredibly poor math.

“In fact, you will observe that most Atheists follow a blind faith.”
Feel free to prove this. I mean, YOU guys hew to what someone said someone said someone said Jesus said. My atheism is a result of a lot of thought on the matter.

“Atheists are as bad as any other intellectually blind person.”
No, no matter how ‘blind’ we are, i can’t think we’re as bad as those who ask ‘why are there stil monkeys’ or use the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, or think Jesus was white.

“They often refuse to use reason.”
And by reason, i would guess you mean you came up with a ‘silvor bullit’ argument that disproves evolution, or atheism, or deep time, but no one accepts your argument as being worth two shits?
Yeah, problem is they ARE using reason, you’re not.

Spooky_Heejin #racist #sexist

“The US military is now letting their zogbot army post their sexual fetishes online.”
Ah. So adults who have sex with adults and wouldn’t choose you if the only alternative was dying of exposure outside of your heated tent, the ONLY explanation for their choices is a fetish.
And you wonder WHY you’re alone…

"Imagine saying "muh, i let black guys fuck me" for the world to see in your army uniform that's representing the hundreds of thousands of men who died for the country you live in.
Men AND women. White, Black, Brown, Red, Yellow men and women. And not just for the ‘country’ but for the freedoms we all enjoy.
So, really, imagine saying ‘i have the freedom to choose my partners and i do so, and it’s not you, AND i’m in that uniform to support all of our freedoms you jealous little shitstain of a purportedly human being.’

“This short inbred”
Wait, aren’t we ALL inbred, according to incel lore? We all share a very small pool of fathers, the 20% rule?
So inbreeding is unavoidable under the blackpill.

“2/10 zipperhead is getting with a 6 foot plus nigger”
Oh, noes! A racist incel judging others!
In point of fact, you waste of someone’s sperm, your right to judge people in uniform is something we fought for, but if you’re going to appeal to ‘the thousands who died’ for those freedoms, maybe don’t be QUITE such a fucking loser?
I mean, how much combat have YOU seen in the country’s service?

"who completely mogs her in every way possible.”
Mog. Alpha Male Of Group?
So, she’s dating an alpha? Wouldn’t that be, um, a ‘success’ on her part?
Should SHE be the alpha in a relationship?

"Imagine how fugly the child will look.”
So incredible, someone who lives by lookism would judge a baby NOT by looks but by the races of their parents. How unusual.

"I guarantee you if it's a son and he doesn't get the bbc genes he's toast and will likely become a member on here.”
So, you think all members on here have tiny dicks.
And you’re a member here.

"It goes to show if that's the best he can get, then all of us here are fucked forever.”
Isn’t it also part of the blackpill that Tyrone and Chad get whoever they want? If he ‘mogs’ so supremely, then she’s his choice
And the rest of you ARE fucked forever, but that’s your own making.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #magick

“Panel 9: The puck has striken the bell”
The bell rings, but i don’t see the puck.
What i see is that the Jewish kid tries his hardest and can’t even hit the striker. The blonde girl has no control over the hammer, staggers and falls, and accidentally strikes home, and it’s called a success. She wins a doll for ‘failing successfully.’
I’d think it was criticizing white privilege, or something about whites helping whites, but considering the author, maybe he’s saying white success is magic? God’s looking out for the whites?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“Do You Carry Tracts?”
No, i saw a doctor and they cleared right up.

“You and I are in a fight for the souls of the lost.”
No, you’re not. If you were after saving MY soul you’d have to be honest and you’d have to actually GRASP the topics you’re trying to discredit, such as evolution, or atheism.
What YOU’RE in is a fight for the believer’s attention and dollars, claiming you’re just trying to save my soul.

“The enemy wants to shoot you to pieces. Here's how to enter combat. Walk up to the enemy. Give him a warm greeting. Say, "Good morning. How are you?" That will disarm him.”
I note you don’t mention LISTENING to the response. It’s all about scoring points.
And, no, it won’t disarm me.
Every command i’ve been on, someone found out i was an atheist and set to convert me. Being polite and open and friendly didn’t put me at any disadvantage in the discussions. They DID have problems when they didn’t understand their own argument all that well.

“Then draw! Whip out a tract and ask, "Did you get one of these?" The purpose of the "bullet" is to get him to surrender to your will.”
The humble will of the humility-practicing Christain, i see.

“Your desire is to speak to him about God, and the tract will quickly get you there. So, get yourself a good reputation as one who is quick on the draw.”
Throw them there PRATTs at the drop of a hat.
Of course, if i HAVE seen the tract, or the argument it offers, and had time to think about it, i may return a volley of fire, no?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

“These anecdotes are hard to explain if the vax is safe.”
No, really easy. Imagine this is from a liberal, and in 2017 said:
“These anecdotes are hard to explain if Trump isn’t a con man. From a friend: “I can’t believe how much this election has affected our family. Lost my father-in-law to turbo cancer he developed three months after the inauguration. My other brother has turbo cancer now. I just lost two friends a week apart. It’s so heartbreaking.””

Or, in 2009, from a conservative:
“These anecdotes are hard to explain if Obama isn’t the AntiChrist.”

Or if Trump posted: “These anecdotes are hard to explain if (insert current judge’s name here) isn’t an incompetent never-Trumper.”

Jesse Lee Peterson #conspiracy #wingnut

“Meanwhile there’s a real genocide of white people right here in America!”
Except there’s not.
Projections are that ‘Pure’ whites won’t be as large a percentage of the future population, and certain math challenged think that means the race is dying out.

But, really, if there are some white people that no one will fuck for any reasons besides racist ones, doesn’t that mean ‘the free market has spoken’?

Anonymous #fundie

“My mother is a Christian woman that has stood by her story for 22 years.”
8 year old quote, 22 years, you were bone about the same time as my twins.

"She tried to have an abortion and when I cried out, she had the doctor put me back in.”
My wife, also a Christain woman, went into labor at 5 months. They did everything they could to postpone the delivery and speed up their development. babies born at that point have a lot of issues, such as lungs not being developed fully. So the longer the baby stays in there, the better for the kid.

A month later, Twin #1 came out. There was no stopping him, but #2 was in a separate sac, so they hoped to leave that one there for longer. ANY time longer would be beneficial.
Last thing #1 did before exiting the wound was kicked #2 hard enough to rupture the sac. Then there was an emergency Caesarean performed to keep #2 alive.

The technology does not exist, and certain didn’t exist in 1994, to seal and refill the amniotic sac, much less reattach the placenta/umbilical/uterus. Stuffing the baby back inside would have been a wonderful option. #2 spent a month more in the hospital than #1 did, and came home on supplemental oxygen, and they all had respiratory problems for most of their school years.

“We're not lying”
I will admit that MAYBE you’re just telling the story you were brought up on, like my Great Grandma’s claim that we’re part Apache, which doesn’t show up in our genealogy.
But if you bought that story, holy fucking CHRIST you’re ignorant of basic biology. And you were 22 when you insisted she isn’t lying.
Go apologize to baby Jesus for being so credulous.

My_Post_Is_On_Topic #sexist

“A roastie lies and tells an incel that he is good looking,”
May not be a lie. There’s more to attraction than looks. But if you accept that, you’re on the hook for changing your behavior.

“Yet they still wonder why so many incels take the noose and start hooking.”
No. There’s no wonder to it. You want the hottest women. You don’t put in enough effort to even be sociable, much less attractive. When you don’t get the hottest women, for no effort, you claim all grapes are sour and you didn’t want any, anyway.

Ken Ham #fundie

“Is molecules to man evolution a proven fact?”
Technically, no, but it’s the best supported conclusion for ALL the facts we’ve observed (and not the bullshit you project onto it).

"One that will help people understand that:
everything is meaningless “and you’d better live with it.””
This is not evolutionary theory, bonehead.
At best, you can say that ToE precludes taking Genesis as a literal history. But it doesn’t preclude any of the gods of man’s religions.

“parents want to adopt children because of “a kind of genetic mistake.””
Not part of The ToE.

“when you die, there is no afterlife and “you’re going to rot in the ground”?”
Please cite the textbook that says or even implies this as a fact?

“How’s that for a message of hope and meaningful existence?”
Your desire for a comfy story is nothing that impacts any science. Gravity can’t be dismissed because you’re afraid of falling off a cliff.
Knowing that a tiger would eat me given the chance doesn’t make life meaningless.

"But that is the ultimate consequence of believing in atheistic evolution.”
Atheists and theists accept the evidence for evolution, numbnuts. it’s a science, meaning we don’t explain things by appealing to gods. NOR by denying them.

Bacon Sarny-Geddon #transphobia #dunning-kruger

“You realise that silencing anyone who doesn't share your 100% evidence-free, taken on faith beliefs …?”

OR, you could look into the actual research which is older than both of us.
Insisting that there’s NO evidence puts you right up there with Young Earth Creationists, Flat Earthers, and the people still harping on Obama’s birth certificate: Willfully Dumb-As-Rocks.

Sean Hannity #wingnut

The court is bending WAY over backwards to find a fair jury for Bonespurs.
They don’t have to find one that lauds him or even likes him. The questionis, can you weigh the facts presented honestly.

I mean, i dislike the traitorous draft-dodging fuckknuckle, but i took an oath to support the constitution. Part of which says he’s entitled to a fair trial. So it’s not whether he deserves trial as much as whether the prosecution can prove he deserves trial.
We cannot let the Orange Twatwaffle’s legacy be that we become a nation of partisans incapable of putting our politics before our responsibilities in such a task. I would take the oath to try him fairly, despite the risk that comes just from being on the jury.
You, and Donald, however, want to move the venue to one where you get a higher number of partial jurors that favor him. Which is not how the system’s supposed to work.

William F. Maddock #fundie

“Is it perhaps because evolution does not have a scientific or logical leg to stand on,”
Evolution is full up on science.
If you’re find it illogical, you may be using an inaccurate description of evolution to analyze logically. Like throwing in abiogenesis or the Big Bang, or a strawman of either.
I mean if you start with the misunderstanding that Big Bang Theory states that everything came from nothing, or the idea that evolution is completely random, then you’re just poisoning the well irresponsibly, and your conclusions can’t count for shit.

"and that the more knowledgeable evolution adherents KNOW THAT”
Ah, so once more, evolution is a BIG CONSPIRACY. So big it’s got all biologists included. And an entire host of other specialities that either depend on the ToE are back it up.
So many conspirators that it moves from ‘a conspiracy’ to ‘the state of affairs.’ Then why bother to flog it?

“and only adhere to it because they prefer its MORAL implications?”
Evolutionary theory offers no moral implications, no more than any other science such as the speed of light propagation through a vacuum, or the ‘holes flow’ theory of electricity, or the gravitational effects of the Moon upon Earth’s tides.
Dishonest creationists insist that it’s a godless science, but all science is secular by its very nature. They’re all neutral on the subjects of gods.

So, as stated above: No.
Longer answer: Fuck no.

Matt Gaetz, US Representative for FL District 1 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“It’s fraudulent to promise people free speech and then censor them.”
I think there’s a bit of confusion, here. The GOVERNMENT guarantees free speech specifically meaning they don’t censor your speech.
Twitter did not guarantee unmoderated free speech. When you joined twitter, you confirmed that you read their rules on the limits they placed on the speech posted on their platform AND agreed to abide by those rules. No fraud at all.

"It’s fraudulent to promise people a free market and then ban them from trading.”
You mean like during a plague, not allowing people to congregate into a superspreader? Again, not fraud.Some terribly selfish people just get butthurt the first time they’re told ‘no.’ Whiny little bitches, really.

Neila #fundie

“What if he placed the coins around on the ground?”
Ah. The Littering Missionaries, like those handing out chick tracts.

“Someone could find one, read the message, and think it was a sign from God.”
Has anyone picked up a Chick Tract and thought to themselves, “GOD was in THIS TOILET!” No. These people already have a god and they have Americans.

"That way, the marine would not have been caught disobeying those pesky regulations.”
A Marine. Sneaking around ‘pesky regulations.’ A guy that took an oath to support and defend the Constitution, AND vowed to ‘OBEY THE ORDERS OF THOSE POSTED ABOVE ME’.
But it’s okay if he doesn’t get ‘caught’?
Shut your shit-spewing mouth, idiot.
Most of the Marines I knew took their oaths VERY seriously… Unlike Christains, evidently.

"He could spread the message to the locals while appearing neutral to his superiors.”
So, lying and turning the secular nation’s military into an arm of one church. And lying. And violating orders.

“I don't know...just an idea.”
Not a very good one if you have the SLIGHTEST Inkling of honor, you conniving sack of shit. !

Anonymous #homophobia

“Discrimination against Blacks is very different from discrimination against gays.”
No. Discriminating against blacks or gays is very different from discrimination against something that’s a choice. Like being a MAGA, or a vegan.

“In contrast, homosexuals are not economically oppressed.”
You mention historical significance in black oppression. Until very recently, gays could not get a life-partner on their company insurance.
There are still small towns where someone wanting awedding cake has to go out of town because the bakers either refuse, or risk being boycotted by bigots for selling them one.

I haven’t heard of anyone being refused an adoption because the kid would ‘be exposed to the black lifestyle.’ There may be, but it certain doesn’t get as much press.

I think you’re gerrymandering oppression. THEIRS isn’t that bad, YOURS is/was horrific. sounds like an incel.

Naomi #fundie

“Atheists, do you understand why God must allow birth defects to exist?”
No, but i would bet money you’re about to explain that a being of INFINITE LOVE and UNENDING MERCY uses suffering to achieve his goals.

“God made the world without anything bad be WE messed it up and God cannot mess with free will.”
This is the god that hardened Pharaoh’s heart each time he was about ready to free the Israelites, right? So he could add more Glory to his godly name?

“God DID create the world perfect. He DID make perfect DNA, but when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, God had no choice but to allow there to be consequences. God is love but he is also justice.”
Justice in punishing people who were literally unable to tell right from wrong when they acted.

“Plus, isn't it kind of a cheap shot to attack God for allowing birth defects?”
Cheap? He’s omnipotent, and omniscient, and omnibenevolent (allegedly). Why is ANY suffering not proof that he’s not all three.

“Isn't this exploiting a terrible thing in order to win an argument?”
It’s not exploiting, it’s pointing out that there ARE terrible things in this world and you’re blaming the victims. God has the power to end all suffering, he knows all about all suffering, and he does squat.

"Isn't that tacky?”
This tells me you can’t really answer the argument so you try to blame the OP for making it.

thedeadflag #moonbat #kinkshaming #sexist

Mel Gibson movie, What Women Want. A man gains telepathy and a peek into the world of women.
Arnold schwarzenegger got pregnant in Junior. A man gains direct experience in part of the world from a woman’s POV.
MANY movies have body swaps where men/women gain direct experience of the other side’s world.

These have NOTHING to do with transgendered people. The plots, the themes, the situations, and the jokes are about opening THAT CHARACTER’S eyes to what ‘the other’ goes through. Often as a punishment for being prejudicial and/or stupid.

The transgendered are already living in both worlds, the plots of those characters in a movie is not opening THEIR eyes, but those around them. Like Patrick Swayze in To Wong Foo…

Most Mpreg fanfiction i’ve read is kind of hamfisted attempt to impose an outlook on a character, not teach them to change. Very seldomly do they come across as sympathetic characters. Not fetishistic as much as revenge fantasy.
Of course, some people think you can NOT write a story with a sex scene unless it’s your fetish.

Carico #fundie

“And what constitutes who is in which kingdom?”
That’s a good question and it has occupied a BUNCH of people over a LONG time to make the associations (and to break them).

“If I have a degree in science and i say that humans and animals are in the same kingdom because they have certain characteristics in common, then poepl would simply accept whatever I say.”
No, they would not. You would propose that humans and, say, dogs shared X many characteristics so they should be in a group, and people would come out of the woodwork to find flaws in your logic, your conclusion, your observations, and anything else. You’d fight to defend, they’d fight to attack, and in the end the majority would either accept or deny your suggestion. j

“Humans and plants have certain characteristics in common; we both need food, water, mate, and grow. But does that make us plants?”
It’s a starting point. That bit where we breathe oxygen and plants breath Carbon dioxide would come up quickly in the discussion.

“Sorry but calling a human an animal doesn't make him one”
‘S not how it works. Rather, they’ve spent a SHITLOAD of time coming up with a very specific definition of ‘animal,’ and humans fit that definition, exhibiting the characteristics without exhibiting any deal-breakers like breathing chlorine or shitting gasoline.

"nor does it make himcapable of being the descendant of an animal or breeding one.”
No, but it does make the theory a lot more possible than claiming we descended of plants. Or cement mixers.

dontcryimalreadydead #sexist

Illusion #fundie

“Anyone who thinks you can go into the future, which by the way, HASN'T HAPPENED YET”
What the fuck do you mean ‘by the way.’ The future hasn’t happened yet, that’s the MEANING of ‘future.’
This is Kevin Sorbo saying that you don’t ahve to boycott Chik Fil A, just don’t eat there.

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #transphobia

@Malingspann #195726
“AnAn: “Male desire for penis in anus sex with other males.””
Pretty sure Anal Andy is more focused on the feces. That’s ALl they talk about, sex in the shit, shit in the sheets, shit spreading disease around, shit on the breath, shit, shit, shit, shit.

So a “Male desire for sex in other males’ shit” might be more reflective of the mindset.

Jhud #fundie

“One interesting thing about evolution as a theory is that it seems adept at taking old ideas (racism,”
Evolution isn’t racist. Creationists see ‘race’ in the title of his book and SAY it’s racist. They’re wrong.
Racists say that some races are more, or less evolved. Evolution doesn’t work that way, though, so they’re also wrong.

“eugenics,”
Racists being wrong, attempting to use science to prop it up.

“atheism"
A creationist strawman. Science just says what we think happened, and how we know. Without a single word on whether or not any gods were involved.
The creationists are the ones saying ‘literal Genesis or nihilism!’

Ifor Jackson, #fundie

“Atheists are illogical.”
Show the logic leading to this conclusion, please.

“If there is no god, why do they need to try to prove it.”
Because you guys keep legislating what you say he said, or wants, or would want. We’re not fighting god, we’re fighting pushy believers.

“There are, by the way, three classical arguments for the existence of god - ontologyical, teleological and cosmological; there isn't one for the non-existence.”
Does there need to be a classical argument against if we just don’t find the arguments ‘for’ to be all that compelling?

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #transphobia

“The difference is, homosexuality is only about anal.”
If you’re going to be ignorant, go all out on the ignorant, i guess.

Snake Baker #racist #homophobia

Sparrow's Song #fundie

“That's why we need incel only social circles.”+
This is our Treehouse, no girlz alluwe!

"Normies make me cringe and I don't want to become one or be an ally of their authoritarian regime.”
Incels rant about taking away all rights and freedoms from women to make them fuck incels, and it’s ‘authoritarian’ to say ‘you aren’t entitled to another person’s sex.’?

"That's what scares me about trying to ascend out of incel hell.”
No, sweetie, what scares you is that you’d have to change in order to attracted a mate, and THAT involves identifying where YOU are at fault, and where you have to put in an effort.

You’d much rather stew in your bile with fellow bilists.

"If I ever get femoid affection, will I still have my soul?”
Not really an issue, i fear.

"but if these vile femoids change my spirit, it would be like roping my true self.”
Um, yeah. That’s not a price you’d pay it’s the mechanism you need to use.

"Fuck changing for these heartless nightmare beings, society should fucking change.”
The toddler insists that dessert should come every hour, and no one ever takes naps.

MagnificentMildew #transphobia

“"gender identity" which is basically just a soul”
Was it Heinlein or Clarke who suggested that any sufficiently advanced tech was indistinguishable from magic?
Looks like any suffuciently complicated biological issue is also ‘magic, same-same’ to certain people who were left behind by the science.
I mean, why bother with endocrinology, DNA, and the 20-30 other contributors to gender identity when you can just say PENIS! and MAGIC!

~ Chelsey ~ #fundie

“What would America be like if you took all of the Judeo-Christian influence out?”
No Sunday Closings?
No Blue Laws?
No anal-retentive laws on drug use? or Alcohol?
A whole lot of businesses would no longer be useful as tax shelters when we can tax the current church property.
Abortion a lot safer and more accessible.

“Answer : Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Transsexuals, etc. would
be the norm,”
Well, the whole spectrum of sexuality might be accepted as part of the norm.

“teenage pregnancy would skyrocket,”
Oh. like in any school district that teaches ‘abstinence only’ sex ed?

“ANYTHING would be acceptable, no one would have any morals,
crime rates would balloon,”
How would crime balloon if no one could define a crime?

OrlandoStrongman #fundie

“Why don't you find where it talks about separation of church and state is in the U.S. Constitution.”
The decisions of the Supreme Court, that interpret and aimplify the Constitution and the Amendments to the Constitution, ARE part of the Constitution. So, THAT decision is where is states so.

lisaisbizness #fundie

“If the Bible was so BS why are you spending time in it?”
If Evolution is BS, why do creationists spend so much time on it?

“If you disbelieve...keep it to yourself?”
If you believe, keep it to YOURself.

“You took all this time to prove it was false..obviously you were seeking something...”
Seeking a life where superstitious people don’t try to make me live by their rules. Sometimes it feels like an HOA for the next town over is trying to fine me for my car parked in the driveway.

“One more thing...if you wrote a book today and it was found 200 years from now..people probably will think it is false because the technology 200 years from now will probably be too amazing.”
I did notice how the stories in the Spenser novels changed as the detective adapted to the proliferaton of cell phones, but that doesn’t make the first book fictional from the lack of cell phones.

"Stop testing and tempting God.”
Pretty sure i’m not. If i’m testing and tempting you, though, you need a hobby.

“He has nothing to prove to you.”
Not him. Those trying to legislate his rules do, though.

“He is probably laughing at how complicated man has to make everything....”
He’s certainly laughing that you ignore Titus 3:10 so badly.

A Navy Vet #sexist

“Kiss my Aviation Boatswains Mate ass.”
Back up to this bubblehead and bend over, sweetie.

“Just before I got out of Navy in 1986, I remember all the bogus sexual harassment charges against male sailors who simply looked at a female in an complimentary way.”
I remember that ‘Looking at a woman in a complimentary way.’ Telling fellow sailors whether or not you found them fuckable. And those ungrateful brats wanted to be treated like professionals.

“Then there was all the pre and post deployment pregnancies so the females didn't have to continue or go on the next cruise.”
There are scams, yes. People used to get out of a billet in Scotland by getting married. can’t have two married people at a command, so they’d send the one with the shortest time remaining back to the states. The scammers made sure that was the guy. Then she would turn up pregnant. The command didn’t have the resources to suport her, so SHE got returned to the states. Then they got an abortion, a quickie divorce, everyone goes on with their career.
But the fact that SOME sailors did this doesn’t condemn ALL men and women.

“And then there is the infamous Tail Hook convention where a couple of female sailors got slapped on the ass in the same traditional way ball players do.”
Some women got raped. The general response was that either they wanted it or they should have expected it. Which only made them madder.

“Many a highly trained Aviators were grounded or kick out of the Navy. That was Rep. Schroeder's big cause.”
That was my first really big sexual harrassment seminar. A 2-star admiral yelled at us to grow the fuck up for abuot an hour. The POINT was that the women were sailors, too, not prostitutes, or slaves, and deserve the same respect. Those that could not or would not show respect for the women, the Navy didn’t want to keep.

“If women don't want to play by the same rules and traditions as the men, they should stick to admin duties ashore.”
I also remember all the complaints about women getting all the shore billets before they were allowed on combat vessels.
Grow the fuck up.

autisticblackce #sexist #psycho

“hypergamy is wired in their brains,so even if u get a GF that is step one,”
If hypergamy is a real issue with ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD, i’d think that everyone would be above you in the hierarchy. So you’d always be the first one to date, no? No one would trade DOWN to an incel. So you, at least, always would date virgins, if you dated anyone at all.

Grimlock Prime #fundie

Tim Martin #fundie

“If god isn't real, how do you explain Adam and Eve?”
Same way i explain Kirk and Spock.

“I'm so sick of you elitist atheists thinking science can explain everything.”
No one says science can expain everything, so you’re wrong.
On the other hand, none of you can justify that Science has to explain Adam and Eve.

“Your logic is flawed.”
Your premise is a myth.

oneabdi #fundie

“When we're hit with a crises every Jew, Christian, Atheist, Secularist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, and Communist turns to God for relief .”
Not true.
The closest i’ve gome to prayer in the last 44 years is a drill command. In formation, the Chaplain says, “LEt Us Pray” and that’s a command to tilt our heads. No need to acknowledge any celestial being, just hold the position until ‘Amen’ commands you back to Attention or Parade Rest or whatever.

I don’t pray for succor when the car skids on black ice, or when tRump pulls head in the polls, or when the ocean is flowing into the submarine without limit. I also don’t cry for Mommy.
LOTS of guys that get wounded up in combat cry out to mommy instead of God. It’s about as rational, hoping an omniscient being who knew they were going to get hit by that shrapnel, and did fuck all, will fly down and fix the sucking chest wound OR mommy will kiss the booboo from six time zones away.

The sad part is that THEY cry out from a fear reaction, in pain and panic. You flog this arrogant bluster from a sober state.

Livid #sexist

“am I just an anomaly or are most men incel?”
Depends on how you’re using ‘incel’ really.
A lot of people aren’t having sex right at this moment, which most would change if they could.
However nowhere NEAR all of them are blaming this state of affairs on all women, a few men, their parents, television, and anything else that would absolve them of any need to make an effort.
Not everyone in a dry spell thinks the government needs to nationalize women and issue their vaginas to all taxpaying males as a Basic Resource.

“If most men are incel”
They’re not.

“then we shouldn't stand for this.”
But all your solutions for ‘this’ involve harming other people.

“We must stand up and take back our rightful place in society”
You’re already there.

“and not allow a rostie to chose who she is attracted to.”
See, like that. Your can control your own sex, no one elses.

Tim the Christian #fundie #homophobia

“Atheists how can you justify homosexuality?”
Why do i need to justify it?

“"Love is Love" how many times have you heard this diatribe?”
nowhere near enough.

“NO Animal is the entire animal kingdom would even think about having gay sex,”
Wrong.

“because the whole point of living is to breed,”
What a sad bunch of Christmas gifts you must send out each year.

“Homosexuality does not promote this, it makes it go back.”
Well, the point of life is for the gene pool to survive. It’s possible that the population gains some benefit from there being males that contribute without consuming excess resources.

"Lets go to logic class for all yall.”
This should be good.

“10 Dodo's are on a island, 5 are girls, 5 are guys, now if every single one of these birds were gay, then their species would die out.”
You DO know that gay men and women do reproduce, don’t you? So this ridiculous argument fails right out of the gate.

"Love is only a chemical imbalance, it does not really exist, we just think it does”
So… Love ONLY exists in our heads? Like English, or law, or insider trading?
All of which affects individuals in our culture, which means they’re real.

"so technically you're "love is love" argument is flawed.”
No,it’s really not. Or at least, not for any reason you’ve offered.

"Yes, and every animal that does engage in homosexuality is endangered.”
Citation please?