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David J. Stewart #fundie

“Now I'm going to baffle your brain (and this should horrify you if you are not saved in Christ Jesus).”
Oh, make with another threat display. That’s always compelling.

“Do you know the numeric value of the number... “novemnonagintillion.” It is a 1 with 300 zeroes behind it!!!"
Okay. A bit of trivia for the mathminded.

“That is scary!!! It is scary to realize that even after that many years in the Lake of Fire, it still won't even be the beginning, because there is no time in Hell.”
So, there’s no way i’ll live long enough to commit 1 novemnonagintillion sins. But i’ll be punished for a novemnonagintillion novemnonagintillion years.
And you want me to sign up to a system that calls this justice?
Fuck off.

"Please don't go to Hell forever.”
Afraid i cannot honestly choose to worship someone that vindictive, cruel, self-centered, and jealous.
I’d want a god that was at least as grown-up as a junior in high school

Rachel1234 #fundie

“I'd wire my baby Jesus so that an electric current runs through him (like those electric shock-collars or electric wires that keep animals in their pens).”
Pretty sure that you’re not really allowed to do that. Just wiring it up like that, you’re in no control over who it zaps, including a wandering kid, puppies, birds, or maybe a Believer who just goes around kissing Baby Jesus images.
Also something about an attractive nuisance?
Yes, they’re not allowed to vandalize your property, but you’re not allowed to harm people in petty revenge, even if it’s Cuz Jesus.

“Then I'd set up a camera. When the thieves come to grab baby Jesus -- BAM! -- they get shocked silly.”
If teh charge is of a voltage to be fatal, you’ve committed murder.
If it’s not, at least in my old neighborhood, you’d wake up to find your car or garage on fire.

“Yessssssssss ..... justice feels gooooooooood.”
So, you’re not really into foregiveness or any of that ‘turn the other cheek’ shit. What does Jesus know about Justice, huh?

RightWingRightMind #fundie

“Homosexuals are retarded or have average intelligence, you have to have a small mind to want to be one.”
Um, I think you fail the Turing Test, here.

“I hope someone creats a virus, that redircts people to a King James Bible site”
Been to a few. Use them regularly. I’ve gotten into a habit of finding bible stories that read like Florida Man stories and illusrating them on DeviantArt.
“Galilee Man says at a banquet that the food and the wine are his body and his blood. Guests continue eating.”
“Gailelee Man tries to cure a man’s Schizophrenia by drowing a herd of pigs.”

"or vandalizes websites with scripture and pictures of hell.”
You know, an actual picture of Hell would go a long way to proving it existed. All we get are ‘artist’s conception’ of the place as described by someone having a mental breakdown.

"i hope those sites get removed off the web, i will pray for the poor sick lost souls.”
Oh, don’t waste your time praying over me. It never catches.

“stop spamming my videos with quotes by deviant satanists.”
You’re on THE INTERNET. What did you EXPECT?

persecuted #fundie

“Free will is associated with those who have no sin.”
Huh? Where?
I thought the entire point of original sin was because two people had free will and chose to disobey god?

“But once a person has sin they are dominated by their physical bodies where there is no free will.”
The physical body that has needs, is susceptible to chemical imbalances, pleasure, dicomfort, and bacon?
Can’t imagine why anyone with a body is subject to that body. Actually, how would anyone with a body NOT be subject to that body? Even Jesus got tempermental when he wanted a fig but it was not fig season.

"Free will basically comes from those who have minds which don't have dominating sinful bodies.”
So…ghosts have the free wills?

PCenfuego #fundie

“It [evolution] makes more sense based on what we can see, feel, understand. But, I hate to break it to you, but they are wrong.”
You essentially agree that the ToE is accepted because of evidence, and you say creationism is right, but offer zip evidence.
Why the fuck would we believe you?

squarebarb #fundie #homophobia

“Gay marriage allows the huge, rich homosexual organizations … to get rid of faith-based adoption agencies,”
And why should that be considered a bad thing?
Gays do not move to get control of any state or federal organization and destroy such agencies. Those agencies make the choice to close down rather than comply with the law.
THEY are the ones saying that their dogma is more important to them than the children. So, end those, stop any federal subsidies, end the dogma.
Where they could decide that it’s a ‘render unto Caesar’ sort of thing, they’re too selfish to cooperate with a changint world.

Cindy Pokezwinski #conspiracy

“Perhaps it is time to listen to those of us that are in the trenches and living with autism every day.”

Why?
People riding a plane that crashes don’t become experts on aeronautic safety on the way down.
The BEST you can offer is a timeline, showing correlation, not causation.

Bleh. Theidea that any opinion is equally valid to actual experts is so cloying.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

A farm supply store near us had a sign that they wouldn’t sell ivermectin unless you could show them a picture of you with your horse.
Wonder how much the government paid them for that sign.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

"Show me unvaxxed young bankers dying. I dare you. They don’t exist.”
People have ‘died suddenly’ for all of time. Hasn’t drawn as much attention because the world isn’t all that paranoid.
And now, MOST people are vaccinated, so it’s a very likely concidence. But then there’s the paranoia…

Vox Day #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Mendelian genetics were insufficiently quantifiable to expose the obvious flaws in the Darwinian logic.

But now they are.”
Oh, DO tell!

“I’ve already pointed out the numbers before, so I’ll try to keep this very simple in the hopes that at least a few midwits might be able to grasp the logic.”
I’ve seen a lot of bullshit ‘proven’ by using pretty solid logic, just built on stupid premises. So, even grasping your logic may not be enough to sway.

“across a population in an amount of time that would permit the transition from one species to another species given the known genetic differences between the two.”
Part of evolutionary theory is that a gene pool splits apart, the two groups isolated and unable to share genes, so that they cannot evolve as a single species.
I can’t think of any isolation more absolute than time. Mutations in a gene pool today can’t be spread to the gene pool of yesterday.
So ANY amount of evolution drives the gene pool that exists away from the gene pool that was. Doesn’t have to be one mutation, could be several occuring simultaneously.

“3. If mutations were being fixated…”
How do you tell when an inherited genetic trait has been ‘fixated?’ Wouldn’t you have to sample the DNA of the entire species, every single individual? Has that ever happened?

Atheism = Nazism = Horrible (WARNING!) #fundie

“Atheism makes you stupid, ignorant & blind.”
At least nothing in my worldview says i’m going to hell for reviling people.

“Atheism is a disease that needs to be treated.”
Show me actual evidence of one deity, that’ll be a cure.

“Atheism makes you post stupid things.”
I can’t help but think of Bananaman Comfort, here.

“Atheist are satanic and have gothic lifestyle.”
I don’t believe in Satan, i was in the Navy for 20 years, my wife taught high school, i work a 7-4 job, i wear Hawaiian shirts to work, i listen to Top 40…

"Atheists are mentally ill, that's why they have no faith.”
1 Corinthians 6:10, dickweed.

“Atheism won't take you to kingdom of heaven and paradise.”
As far as i can tell, neither will any theism flavor.

“Atheism making you agree with Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot & other terrible mass murder leaders.”
So, my belief ‘there is no god’ means i literally support the mass murder of my own gene pool?
And _WE_ post stupid things?

"No traditional family lifestyle, boring and feeling 'outsider'.”
THree boys, all were in Cub scouts, i was a den leader. I taught them to cook and launder and shop and drive. You’re talking out your ass.

"Atheist try to convert people over internet because they feel "safer" behind closet.”
Unlike the Littering Missionaries that drop Chick Tracts in bathrooms, huh?
Dude, I’ll meet you anywhere for a discussion.

"Atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God and argue with religious people.”
Lying for Jesus, huh?

“Atheists have had terrible life experience, bad childhood and not being loved.”
Work on your telepathy act, I’m still on good terms with Mom and was with Dad until the day he died.

“Most Atheists are uneducated... No Atheists could run for presidency.”
What a weird connection. And, yes, i only have a high school diploma. And i don’t want to be president.

"Atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.”
Huh?

“Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.”
Stupid shit posted on the internet.
Theists cannot explain the origins of the universe, they just use name-dropping.

“All atheists believe in evolution,”
Not true.
“which means they don't believe in morality”
Further untruthiness.
“ and think we should all act like animals.”
We all ARE animals. ANything we do is like animals behave.

“The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right”
Bible says the sky is solid and we’re not allowed to touch it. Several astronauts would like a word with you.

“Atheism have no holidays, no culture, no nothing. Waste of living in this planet...”
So, this isn’t why ATHEISM is bad for our children, it’s why you are BUTTHURT that people disagree with you.
Shove a broomstick WAY up your ass and Fuck all the way off.

"Our Prayers goes to Atheists to be healthy and seek their creator”
Betcha’ they’re answered about as well as the others, huh?

logosone #fundie

“This mindlessness, hollow, unthinking mindset that has taken people over like mass hypnosis, I mean to tell ya it's BIZARRE!”
I have similar thoughts watching people wave flags about diapers right now.
And the ‘party of law’ promoting threats against judges, witnesses, prosecutors, because their golden boy might face well-earned consequences for his crimes.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

You know, this kind of rejection after an organ transplant kills the patient, too.

Fuck, bitch, if you’re happy for HER, if you see the change in HER, why insist she’s HIM?
FOAD.

Eric Hovind #fundie

“Atheist circular reasoning”
Eric, do you understand what circular reasoning is? Or does every argument you make get called that, and you tried to reverse polarity?

Okay, well, “God doesn’t exist.”
Not all atheists make that claim.

“because >
There is no evidence for God”
Well, i’ve looked into a lot of gods and i can’t find evidence for any of them.

“because >
Any evidence for God isn’t evidence.”
I’d say, Any evidence OFFERED SO FAR for YOUR God isn’t evidence.
And, um, yeah. Bad science, bad math, quoting scripture, logical fallacies, playground taunts, quote mining, made-up bullshit, none of those are evidence.

“because >
God doesn’t exist.”
That’s not the basis of anyone’s rejection of your offered arguments. Your arguments are SO BAD that we don’t need to resort to bias confirmation. Just point out the flaws.

So this whole post is just your made-up bullshit.
Again.

JonFreeman #wingnut #conspiracy

Do you have examples? one says “X” and one says “Y” sort of thing?
Or is it just ‘legalese’ that confuses you and they all look alike?
And have you compared, say, Utah’s law against trandgenders using bathrooms?

Irenaeus of Asturias #fundie

@Malingspann #197623

That would be Odd as it was Spock that came back from the dead…
On the other hand, communion would be Romulan Ale, so plus points there.

Sassy #fundie #homophobia

"Homophobia is an invented word.”
Can you name three words that are not?

“It is about personal choice and belief and to disagree without any dislike, hatred or even bias is not homophobia.”
Yes. But if you ‘disagree’ for irrational reasons, then your irrational hate or disgust or fear IS homphobia.

“You could say atheist are christianphobics.”
You could SAY that, but i think anyone that hates Christains can probably point to rational reasons to do so.
Child abuse running rampant while they persecute drag queens for fictional child abuse would be one such point.

"Do you hate Christians because you disagree with their beliefs?”
No, if anything i hate those christains who invoke Christ but ignore ALL of his actual teachings. And hypocrisy is perfectly rational to hate.
Now, if i were to hate Jimmy Carter because Joel osteen’s a fuckwit, that would be phobic.

“What if you had to sleep with another man to prove you were not homophobic?”
It would be terribly unsatisfying for both of us.

“Does that make them homophobic?”
If you’re going to judge gays based on what YOU find attractive, yes, it’s irrational.

"You will support homosexiality as long as you are not made to participate.”
What an odd stance to take. I support abortion though i’ll never participate. I support anal sex as a right, though my wife and i will never practice it. I support all sorts of things i don’t actually do.

"The same for many people but why try and make someone who does not feel it is natural say it is.”
Because it’s irratoinal to claim it isn’t natural.

“Because basically there is a difference between accepting homosexcuality for others and accepting it to be right for yourself.”
No. Frankly, i support gay rights because i don’t want anyone else telling me who i can and can’t stick my dick into (providing it’s into a consenting adult). Gay, straight, interracial, economic difference, nationality, interreligious… None of your fucking business. And at least i’m willing to grant the same rights to everyone else.

“I am sick of the argument and finger pointing when people are seen as homophobic to the limitation of what they accept.”
Then stop being homophobic.

“You do not accept it is right for you.”
That’s not the point of a ‘right,’ fuckwit.

Baz #fundie

Jason G #fundie

“A common atheistic device”
Device? Do you maybe mean ‘tactic?’

"is to list aberrant scholars that are so liberal that they don’t really believe the Bible”
Oh, gosh, an atheist quotes someone who’s not a bible believer? How unlooked for.
And this is, in your mind, a rebuttal?

“(or know the Bible)”
Ah. So in regards evolution , i might quote someone who’s worked with biology rather than Genesis to explain how biology actually works. That’s pretty much how it’s supposed to work
YOU GUYS quote scripture as if it matters two shits and pretend you’ve argued against the science.

"and use their statements to help their cases.”
Um, yeah.

Noor Jaan Gunnar #sexist

“I see another Harley Quinn wannabe”
Where are you at that you see cosplay you disapprove of?

“I swear on my balls”
Do you need tweezers to do that?

“I'll put that bitch in a coma, resuscitate her and lock her in the kitchen till she makes me a sandwich.”
Someone makes a hero out of Harley, she might poison you just for a laugh. And you’re going to assault her and THEN demand she produce food. There’s knives in my kitchen, idiot, i must assume in yours. And glass, with things to breakt it. Forks. Bleach. Oven cleaner. Raisins.
I don’t even like food from a woman in a passive-aggressive mood, you’re courting murder.

prince didymus #fundie

"Even if emotion is there logic is right there beside it.”
Not really.

“Evolutionists have yet to prove this (and I mean display an chimp, monkey whatever I don't which they use) and show me the animal evolving into a human.”
See, the theory is NOT that chimps evolved into humans, so that would not be proof of the actual theory.
And individuals do not evolve, so it’s only an example of a caricature of evolution, anyway.
There’s a wealth of observations you could look up to see how the theory is supported, and attack the methodology, maybe.
But this is like objecting to calculus because ice cream doesn’t have bones.

There’s no logic, here, that would require an actual understanding of what evolutionary theory says, and a rational rebuttal. Not bullshit in a labcoat, pretending to be a logical argument.

joe_christian #fundie

"No matter what one's personal preferences are, separation of church and state by the federal government violates the First Amendment of our Bill of Rights and is both discriminatory and unconstitutional.”

That’s hilarious. SCOTUS decided that the 1stA DIRECTS church/state separation. SCOTUS is the part of the government that explains the Constitution to us. Their decisions ARE the constitution. So their decision cannot be unconstitutional.
And by ‘discriminatory,’ it’s your personal preference to be discriminatory, and CSS tells you you cannot.
Fuck off.

shaimaison #conspiracy

“But is it possible that 'time' is actually speeding up?”

If TIME is changing, so does everything we use to measure time. There’s no way we could ever tell.
If the entire universe doubles in size every ten seconds, so do our yardsticks. So does a wavelength of light. So does the distance sound covers in a minute. We would be unable to notice any change.

If you notice a change in time’s duration, it’s inside your head, subjective. There just can NOT be an objective point of reference.

WorldsEndGirlfriend #conspiracy

“Male survival in 21st century America:
1. Do not get married.”
Personally, i’d be dead in my basement if i didn’t have a wife to drive me to the ER once in a while. So, 0/1.

“2. Do not have children.”
Oh, fuck off. Not having someone to teach how to belch the Anthem isn’t living. 0/2

“3. Get a vasectomy.”
Seeme redundant to #2, but okay. I had one. 1/3

“4. Do not tell your sexual partners you have had a vasectomy.”
In the current US political setting, that’s actually a plus for getting sexual partners. 1/4

“5. Do not cohabit with any woman you are in a relationship with.”
What are you afraid of, cooties? 1/5

“6. Do not ever be alone with a child for any reason.”
Looks like you could reduce a lot of these to one ‘live in fear’ rule. 1/6

“7. Do not date or have sex with any woman who has a child.”
Fear of responsibility? 1/7

“8. Do not provide regular financial support to any woman.”
This is not surviving, this is just pretending that incel is a choice. 1/8

“9. Do not attempt to protect or help female strangers. If you see someone beating up a woman, walk away. Do not attempt to help her. Do not call the police.”
Pure misogyny, not part of survival. 1/9

“10. Do not speak to or touch a child you do not know. If you see a child drowning, walk away. If you see a child being kidnapped, walk away. Do not call the police.”
Hateful little shit, aren’t you? 1/10

“11. Do not speak to the police for any reason ever.”
That’s not always your choice. 1/11

“12. Carry a cell phone or other device capable of audio and video recording at all times.”
Why? Looks like you can never leave your mom’s basement anyway.
1/12.

Carico #fundie

“Who do you think even made possible your life on earth, Halruaa?”
What would make me think there must be a ‘who’?

“Did man create himself?”
Not likely. But i have read a few Scifi stories that suggest it. About as credible as ‘this skyguy piled up dirt and blew on it and it stood up and was alive.’

“I wonder when you're in a life or death situation that you can't get yourself out of, whom you'll call on to save you.”
No, you don’t wonder. You assume i called on God.
Argument from fear response.
But i’ve been there and didn’t pray.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

When he ‘admitted’ this, did he provide any evidence?

Eric Reed #fundie

“In Christianity Today's Leadership Journal, Eric Reed decried a "thankless society" that has forgotten the holiday's putative religious significance.”
You mean that parade that showcases Spongebob, school bands, and always has Jesus as the parade marshall?? And the football games offered as sacrifices to Jesus?

“R. Albert Mohler Jr. of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary called the secular vision of Thanksgiving "empty and false" on the Washington Post religion blog, On Faith.”
False? Oh, because when we say ’I’m thankful for my family’ we don’t include the skybeast that says i’m going to hell? How odd….
But my family is always there. We cooperate on the meal and bond over the monkeybread, the washing-up, the bloated feeling. Nowhere near empty.

"And conservative Web site WorldNetDaily offers up Thanksgiving-themed magnetic bumper stickers that counsel, "Remember to thank HIM"—perhaps an admonition to those who would merely thank their lucky stars.”
Admonish away, but don’t violate Titus 3:10, which limits you to two admonishments. Then you’re supposed to leave me the fuck alone.

Racheli Reckles #fundie

“Imagine all of the things that we wouldn’t do if we were really aware that Hashem and the NSA were recording all of our actions, 24 hours a day.”
I can’t imagine i’d change much of anything. I might announce masturbating before i start, just in case anyone wants to change the tape or go get a cup of coffee for the next five minutes.

"Imagine all of the sins that we wouldn’t do, simply because we would be afraid of having to pay the price later! How much more righteous would we be??”
I dunno. I mean, if i KNEW god was watching, i couldn’t be an ahtiest any more, but i still can’t find a convincing reason to join any religion. And i still have a problem with the entire concept of Hell, soi might be even less respectful of someone planning to inflict it.

“So there you have it: more awareness of Hashem = less sinful behavior”
You didn’t establish that. Just imagined it and invited us to imagine it with you.

“= less harsh judgments.”
How is that supportable? You’d sit there, knowing that God was watching you AND knowing God was watching your sinful neighbor AND know that they know God’s watching.
Like, if i was your neighbor, i’d still support abortion rights, and you would consider that actively flipping the bird at God. Of course you’d be harsh, you’d just think God agreed with you.

“Go ahead and say it. I’m a genius.”
You’re an idiot. More knowledge of your superstition is NOT the same as me being convinced it’s true.

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

“Christians must reconquer:
- Mainline Churches”
The First Amendment only protects people’s right to believe and worship in the exact same way i do.

“- Major Universities”
no one is allowed to learn how wrong i am about various topics. History, government, biology,

“- The Media”
No one is allowed to show gay couples as anything but miserable failures.

“- The Government”
Yes, let us RE-take the secular government that’s never been an arm of the church and pretend it’s just a reset.

“In that order”
Totalitarianism for Jesus

N/A #fundie

“backstde in the wearing of apparel”
Now i just keep hearing about Ahab the Arab’s girlfriend with rings on her fingers and bells on her toes and a bone through her nose….
“and eventually on all matters of Christian holiness”
Ah. I get it.
Wearing a wedding ring is a reminder that you’re married and should be chaste. If you need to tie a string around your finger so you don’t sin, you’re going to sin, anyway. You’re not really dedicated to the holiness.

When we got married, we both had jobs that involved sticking our hands into electronics, so we didn’t wear the rings. Lost them somwehere. Doesn’t really matter, we don’t cheat. But Christains have LOST THEIR SHIT seeing married people who don’t display rings. It’s like i intend to cheat when the opportunity arises.

Vox Day #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Biologists should not be the least bit reluctant to leave the useless theories of Neo-Darwinism behind or to abandon evolution by natural selection.”
They’re not reluctant. The history of science in general is a parade of theories that were abandoned when better theories were proposed WITH supporting evidence.

"To the contrary, we now have a growing body of scientific evidence that humanity is not, and never was, alone in the universe.”
What part of the biology, theoretical OR measurable, suggests we ARE the only life in the universe?

"And whoever, or whatever, the parties responsible may be, we know that they have at least a modicum of what appears to be beneficial interest in us, or they would not have manipulated our genes to enhance our cognition and self-awareness as they appear to have done.”
You’re still assuming intelligent design.
Why should anyone else accept ID?

“On a philosophical note, I very much doubt it is a question of God or aliens. Because the answer, in all probability, will somehow involve both.”
Please find a beta reader to help you avoid such sudden leaps in your fanfic.

"Logic therefore suggests that if aliens of any kind exist, God will work through them too.”
Logic is just a tool to evaluate ideas. If your initial premise is ‘magic,’ your conclusions are just fucked up.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

“gas stoves,”
Jesus Fucking Christ. One safety report said gas stoves COULD be safer, and you chicken littles scream that the sky is falling.
No one’s taking them away, no one’s even suggested taking them away, now you’ve drawn battle lines to defend a hill no one wants to assault.
Shut your lying fear-monger-hole and go sit in the corner until you realize just how stupid you’re being.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

“The question is, when are we going to …take our country back?”

“Back” is a laughable concept, dork. My kids’ family trees include the Mayflower on my side, and the Charleston Slave Market on the other. It’s our country, too.
What you’re whining about is your privilege. When do I get my privilege back. Well, the genie’s out of the bottle on that one, and you won’t. Best you can hope for is the institutionalized racism you SWORE didn’t exist.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Jim #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“The Ukraine never has been a nation.”
Even if true, this matters today because….?

When the Soviet Union fell, the US AND Russia asked Ukraine to give up the Soviet Nukes left inside their borders.
In return, we both promised to protect their sovereignty. So, if nothing else, they’ve been a nation Since THEN.
What, did President Bush forget to say, ‘No Backsies!’??

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

“Dozens of possible Dyson Spheres discovered all over our galaxy.”
Um…. How?
Such spheres envelop a star, using all the emitted energy for the civilization within. Point a telescope at it, you’ll see bupkes.
There won’t be any other light source near enough to reflect off of it.

What the fuck are you using to find these things?

Pepe Lives Matter #wingnut #conspiracy

“Think about what would happen if they actually threw Trump in jail during the election cycle.”
Yes. This time the cops will not HESITATE if the conditions of deadly force are met.
The cops with military grade riot gear and weaponry.
In a state that hates Trump, anyway.

“Trump unveiled just how corrupt the system was, as if he was a lightning rod, destined to fulfill this role.”
Um, lightning rods are used to LIMIT disorder, chaos, damage, right?

“He caused an irrevocable change in me and millions of other people. Our eyes have been opened.”
I really doubt he’s accomplished anything like that. At best, he’s made it culturally acceptable in YOUR society to speak your beliefs outloud.
Trump can’t change shit. He can’t lead. He looks for a crowd and runs to be in front of it.

"If they throw Trump in jail after all of this:
He'd look like a living martyr.”
He’s going to get the most objective physical he’s had since college. His cognitive decline will be punished, along with his actual weight, height, incontinence, and diet.

“He is a man of the people, willing to take every sling and arrow to show people the truth.”
He won’t even go out in the rain to honor the military dead. He won’t face people when he fires them. He’s a fucking coward, covering HIS ass, and telling you it’s to YOUR benefit.

“If they throw Trump in jail, he'll become more than a man.”
You’ve seen his golden idol already, right?

baileysmom #fundie #homophobia

“ My opinion is not popular but I personaly do not think ANY homosexual man or lesbian or transgendered crossdresser should be given a teaching job or ANY job in a school or anywhere else around children.”
I would be the first to defend your right to think that way.
But would you be willing to make a wager on that? I’ll give you $1000 for every gay, lesbian, or transgendered person convicted of child abuse/rape/trafficking, IF you’ll give me $10 for every pastor, lay leader, youth leader, choir director, any figure in a position of authority over children in church, convicted of the same crimes.
Willing?
Or if you’d rather, I’ll donate to your favorite charity the amount you claim, and you donate to my favorite charity the amount i claim…
Pony up or shut the fuck up.

Tomi Lahren #homophobia

“The “Queer Planet” documentary is really something.”
Bet a thousand quatloos you never watched it.

“If animals were indeed gay, there would be no more animals. Just basic science there.”
That’s not basic science, that’s ‘insert your agenda’ caricature of science.
Like ignoring all the research into gender identity and screaming ‘penis.’
Like ignoring all the evidence for evolution and screaming ‘Genesis!’
Like looking at a guy who’s a multiple-bankruptcy businessman, a draft-dodging traitor, have five kids by three wives, multiple rape accusations, and life-long tax cheat and giving him the nuclear codes.

Michael Sterling #crackpot #fundie #sexist

“There is only one gender with a body part absolutely devoted to achieving sin on their bodies:”
Yeah the ‘wizard’ gender.
Hand and Eye of Vecna. D&D, 5th Edition.
Never seen anyone use those for good purposes.

For it is written in the The Books:

“Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”

5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”

GOtta think if there was no purpose to the clit, it’d have been mentioned as totally sinful.

Follower #fundie

“Given all the gaps in fossil record”
Meh. The ToE would still be sound even if all the fossile record were removed.

“and gaping holes”
1. That the ToE cannot answer questions about the Big Bang is a gaping hole, but not in the actual theory.
2. Saying ‘I don’t know’ is not a weakness, as the unspoken ‘yet’ is always tehre.

“in the dying theory of evolution,”
Sounds like Trump, every time a show criticizes he, he says it’s dying, or the Network is going bankrupt…Wishful thinking.

"I think it's pretty clear that scientists should start taking Creation Science a little more seriously.”
There’s still no ‘science’ in Creation Science. You have a book. You filter evidence to support the book.
It gains ZERO credibility from any problem in the ToE.

“If the government gave Creation Scientists as much money as they were giving to evolution scientists,”
If they need money, why don’t they just pray for it?
God answers all prayers, right? If they’re from True Christains…

"the issue would be over and done with.”
Nope.

“Creation Scientists already have the answers, all they need is the funding to verify the Bible by doing the science.”
You really do mean by faking the science.
Part of creationism is magic, and science can NOT do magic.

“Further, I would add that evolution, if taught at all, should be taught as a religion.”
PRATT.

Robert Spencer #transphobia #homophobia

“Peacock wants us to think that it tells us a great deal.”
Well, you tried to use ‘homosexuality is NOT natural’ as a guide to our morality, didn’t you?
When that didn’t work, you didn’t move the goalposts, you just flat out reversed polarity and claimed we CANNOT use ‘natural’ as a guide.

“"For actually, “Mother Nature is pretty open-minded.”
Here again, we see the incoherence of the left. “Mother Nature” is “open-minded,” eh? So there is a conscious being who created and governs the universe?”
You can’t tell the difference between invocation and metaphor and sarcasm and WE’RE the incoherent ones?
Just pretend ‘mother nature’ was a parable, like the one about the promiscuous son, or the one about Earth taking 6 days to create, or all the species on the fucking planet fitting into one cargo freighter.

“Many, if not most, leftists, would sneer at that idea, for they have rejected the idea of a God who delineates the parameters of morality.”
Your god doesn’t delineate parameters, he just lists behaviors that are and are not on the list. No background to explain how to apply this list to new situations.
Such as, Honor thy Mother and Father. Does this include if they’re abusive? How about if they have dementia? What if they’re woke?

"The universe is blind and random, they insist,”
Not entirely random, no.

“and that means that there really aren’t any parameters of morality at all, and anything goes.”
Nope, that’s not what it means.

“That, however, would mean”
False premise, so your conclusion is fucked in the head.
And no one’s offering gay squirrels as an example to follow, just proof that ‘it ain’t natural’ is a fuckhead claim.

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

“Any pastor or Christian leader that uses Romans 13 to teach that citizens should obey oppressive government authority is a liar.”
There ARE those who insist that a wife must submit to her hubby, even if he is abusive, or opporessive, or an absolute jackass, right?
It would seem in character for those authors to want the same submission to the government God put in place, wouldn’t it?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

“Young bankers have worked 100 hour weeks for 50+ yrs. No one ever died.”
You have the statistics available that NO ONE EVER DIED for banking in the last century?
Or should i just assume you’re talking out your ass, again?

Spencer_Shayy #transphobia

Yeah, just various legislatures trying to take away all the treatments that make you sane and comfortable and thus doom you to anxiety, because they care more about your penis than you do.
No worries, eh?

Die in a fire.

Robert Spencer #homophobia

Sports.
You sports in school in hopes of getting a scholarship.
You sports with your scholarship in hopes of sporting with a professional position.
You sports with your position, team or individual, hoping to get enough attention to do endorsements.
You sports so that one day, someone will care what you say about razors or aftershave or sports-ing shoes.

Then one day, a whole BUNCH of people care what you way, and all your fellow bigots can say is, “Hey, don’t care so much about his opinion.”

Meggsie #fundie

“Actually, recent scientific evidence points more to Intelligent Design.”
How is that possible, that a purely materialistic process produces a result with any supernatural component? That’s like flipping coins and it came up snake-eyes.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

“Transgender brainwashing…. All of this started under Obama.”
Obama was born in 1961. One of my favorite performers, Wendy Carlos, has been living as a woman since 1969, when he was 8 years old.
I can see why you’re so jealous, bitch, since he’s been starting this stuff since before he could drive.

LaidNYC #fundie

“If you are a girl:
– You are attracted to people that can kill you”
You should look up Lorena Bobbitt.

“Almost your entire worth is based on the genetic beauty lottery.”
Just because you are about as deep as a sheetpan doesn’t mean that’s true for all of us.

“Even if you win the beauty lottery, your worth is in constant decline and has an immutable expiration date.”
Oh, nose, the sheetcake has minimum standards!

“Imagine getting progressively creepier to women every day and there’s nothing you can do about it?”
I have to think you meant ‘creepier to men,’ here.

“You are incapable of rational thought”
Grace Hopper.

“You lack strength and suck at everything”
I really wish i could send you birth contractions.

“Your goal is commitment from a man, but you are attracted to men who won’t commit to you,”
Have you actually MET any girls?

“and not attracted to those who would worship you.”
You’re going to worship someone you think incapable of being rational. You’re going to ‘worship’ until the dew is off their rose and their beauty ‘expires.’ And you fantasize about being able to kill her.

"This isn’t a choice, its encoded in your genes.”
More worshipful phrases.

“Your ability to orgasm isn’t a birthright, it may be really easy or really difficult or even impossible.”
Huh? You’re blaming girls for your inability to satisfy them? What a winner.

“Each new sexual partner you have decreases your worth"
Sexist misogynist virgin-fixated judgmental puritan.

"You get random waves of emotions that are irrational and could even bring you to tears.”
This from someone who terms any inconvenience as ‘ragefuel.’

"You are expected to simultaneously be sexually skilled and chaste/inexperienced.”
Not by the same person, though, so it’s a wash.

Carico #fundie

“Atheists have to deny all of history if they deny that Adam was a real person.”
What history would that be? Egytian? Chinese? Babylonian? They don’t all depend on a jewish creation myth.

“They have to make up people's ancestors, which they've done by claiming that they are monkeys.”
We didn’t make them up, we found fossils. We discern that they’re older than we are, and came before us. Stacked in order, they tell a story. one you reject because you’d rather the ‘man from dirt’ tale.

“That's the degree of irrationality that atheists have to descendend to deny God.”
Better our irrationality than your flat-out lying.

“No wonder they're angry and bitter.”

Bitter is when an ID activist swears and swears and swears that his theory is science, then the INSTANT it loses in court, shouts, “You’re throwing GOD out of our SCHOOLS!”