How to be a Christian
1. Become a prep square.
2. ***** about Atheists.
3. Defend Nazi terrorists
4. Whine about Atheist’s free speech rights.
5. Believe in the MYTH of Eden and the Son of God MYTH.
6. Support Fascism and hate the Constitution.
7. Defend hypocritical perverts.
8. Fund the fake news, gun and medical industry.
9. Indoctrinate people into Fascism in sunday school and homeschooling.
10. Die of preventable disease because prayer is so much more powerful than so-called science, and even if you die, that’s what God has decreed and dying just means getting to your crowns and beautiful mansions in Heaven sooner.