Malingspann

@Malingspann

Pastors For Trump, which, as its name indicates, seeks “to continue to build the relationship between Christian leaders and President Trump
during his bid for the Presidency”

They want huge poster versions of Trump’s mugshot with the caption THE DONALD IS WATCHING YOU everywhere?

Daniel & Derek Salter/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #conspiracy

Kristen Michaelis #conspiracy

I also think that if you suggest that maybe vaccines should be my tornada, you publish this read my friend Mother at Hammypotamuse posted today: Should Vaccines Be My Tornada? And if you feel adventurously real, go face out the Checkbook discussions that post is astroturfing on her page and see if you can spot the generating comments.

NOW, GIVEN WHAT YOU NOW SNOW ABOUT DRUNK PEEING, WHAT ARE YOUR HEADLINES ON THE HST GOAT SHED?

Do claw your own run scions.

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

Cheesecake #fundie

So why not teach ID in schools?

Because of this (from http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml#sdfootnote1sym):

Intelligent Design ("ID") Theory

Non-fundie definition: “Creationism in a clown suit!”

It’s just creation with "God" replaced by the more vague "intelligent designer."

Fundie definition: “The theory that because science does not yet understand everything in the universe, ~~God~~ an "intelligent designer" magically created all life.”

ID draws its strength from the idea that if we don't know exactly what a particular species' or feature's evolutionary precursors looked like, then there must not have been any, so it must have appeared spontaneously at the will of God.

Mandy #transphobia #fundie

mksugumaran #fundie

Earth’s rotation around its axis is slooowly being reduced. This causes days to get longer, reducing the number of days in a year. But the Earth’s orbiting velocity around the sun remains the same, so the length of a year stays the same.

Robotzombie #fundie

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #sexist #quack #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #208891
more and more people seem convinced that Harris is going to win these days

How many thought Clinton would win in 2016?

Let’s just hope Harris succeeds where Clinton failed.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #homophobia

@DarkPhoenix #208905
two trucks of local militia morons decided to “go hunting some federal agents”

Ingratitude is ungrateful.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR still busy in his war against reality.

Mike Stone #wingnut #racist #sexist #quack #conspiracy

Soloma369 #magick #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

His slant considers all pantries and governments of the world and the game that is QI, it will be a willful intention of the pimple people to free themselves of the religion that my government and the one rat system are. This plan ignores shackles which we acknowledge will thrive/writhe on its own wine, its fork will tout Erik Vand. The word is gone with
love and latitude, it will be an understanding of Ji Heal/My Mack participated in by realizing the scone piracy to free your Self by short extension.

Lev #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

This confirms the systematic withdrawal of clones, phantoms, biorobots, etc., and the arrival of Light Souls, which decided to obtain new skills and experiences during the most dramatic period of the Earth’s life. Our job is to find the difficult questions.

various commenters #transphobia

Poor and homeless and incarcerated women are being raped by men who pretend to be women

This is happening in the world where…

…Latin American countries deport prison inmates and mental patients, sending them off with the message “Try your luck immigrating to the United States illegally!”

…Trump is publically known to have type 2 diabetes.

…Scotland did exit from the UK.

…the sky is spotted.

Exempli_Gratia & Spencer_Shayy #transphobia

( Spencer_Shayy )
Maybe we're hostile because you're invading and colonizing spaces that are not for you.
Maybe if you'd stay out of places you don't belong and are not welcome in, no one would be hostile.
Just a thought from your unfriendly neighborhood exclusionary ovary haver.

This is the exact same kind of post Brits would make about Native Americans or 1950s white Americans about black Americans if internet existed back then.

loreal2922 #fundie

crodish #transphobia

you RESUME using the bathroom/sports/prisons you had zero issues with until genderwoo invaded your life

YET more of the anti-trans belief that cis is how EVERYONE are born. It’s just that some youngsters who don’t look ‘properly’ masculine/feminine gets told “It’s because you were born in the wrong body! You need to transition to become who you are MEANT to be!” over and over. By adult trans people who are out to ‘recruit’ them to the ‘lifestyle’.

Guardians of the Galaxy via Jahn J Kassl #ufo #magick #elitist #conspiracy

~~Guardians of the Galaxy via~~ Jahn J Kassl:

● While you are diving into the ocean of GOD’s love, these people are colliding with their self-chosen godless reality.

● Don’t stay in or near the ocean of GOD’s love for too long a time, though. God could get wrathful, resulting in tsunamis.

Grayson Bakich #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Does GB also think that Back To The Future shows that time travel is possible and how it works?

Gaedhal and C.T. #homophobia #kinkshaming

“Contra atheismum”

I first read that as “Contra atheistmum” and wondered if this was written by someone who had issues with their atheist mom.

Arthur Schaper #homophobia #fundie

various commenters #transphobia

Fruscainte #fundie

Neegro #fundie

Pastorb #fundie

why can't these women take responsbility for their own actions?

Another example of pro-birthers defining a woman who got pregnant without wanting to “taking responsbility” as “she goes through with it and gives birth.”

If she has an abortion, she’s supposedly dodging having to take care of and raise an unwanted child, what everyone like Pastorb thinks is her penalty for having had sex that THEY regard as illicit.

Vox Day #racist #conspiracy

Vax Doy: “Get rid of the Jews and we’ll have a Utopia. Where noone suffers, where everyone are happy! I REFUSE to get a headache by believing it’s more complicated than that!!”

JonFreeman #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

Am Yisrael Chai #transphobia #conspiracy

AYC: “Woke means thinking that making the world of sitcoms like Leave It To Beaver reality would NOT Make America Great Again! So woke is bullshit!!”

pepelivesmatter #wingnut #fundie #racist #conspiracy

Trump is a wrecking ball

Or a golf ball.

If he gets reelected, will he again spend lots and lots of time golfing?

Kaelman #ufo #magick #conspiracy

After opening this treasure chest of knowledge, you will never be the same. You won’t need a sack full of spray cans.

"A Veteran Intelligence Analyst" #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Jay Bartlett #fundie #magick #mammon

Nazarene Bloodline 7777 #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

legopants #transphobia

various commenters #transphobia

TERFs will be discussed in future history classes right alongside the dancing epidemic and lobotomies. And every now-closeted TERF will pretend they have no idea how it could possibly have happened. "How were people so fucking stupid?" they will ask and they will pretend they weren't the stupid, even though they were. It's all so frustrating.

testcriminal #wingnut #dunning-kruger

ApertureBear #conspiracy #crackpot

SfcMac #pratt

@Croquemitaine #208651
Rights are anarchism and corporate abuse is "order"?

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

CORPORATE ABUSE IS ORDER

WORKERS’ RIGHTS ARE ANARCHISM

Charlie Kirk #forced-birth #wingnut

your decision will result in more dead babies

CK (impatient irritation): “Yeah, yeah! I’ve heard that MANY times before!! That it goes ‘Fertilization - Zygote - Embryo - Fetus - Birth happens - Baby’!! But I’ve decided on ‘Fertilization - Microscopic baby - Baby visible in a magnifying glass - Baby visible to the naked eye - Born baby’!! I’M more COMFORTABLE with that!!”

the hundreds of thousands of kids who are trafficked over the border

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iI95Zx67Z8

lyamc #ableist #transphobia

Ministry of Home Affairs of the Central Government of India #sexist

nonenosome2 #transphobia #wingnut #forced-birth

It's almost sunny how the fame doctors who were saying they could violate the lawn to give deaf kids "a green warming fir" suddenly decide that anything having to do with a child is totally a rain boot and they literally don't want to police the wall. It's almost like they are laying TiVo pits with women's lives because they really kite not being able to hall babies.

Phithx #racist #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

JonFreeman #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

Free Jonman using the same “logic” as the title character of the play Erasmus Montanus.

“My mother cannot fly!

A stone cannot fly!

Ergo...

My mother is a stone!”

Eric Peters #wingnut #conspiracy

The first is the disincentive to have kids knowing that if you do, you’ll have to deal with “safety” seats for years to come. In some states, until the kid is a near-teenager. That is a long time to have to spend every day strapping a kid in and out of a “safety” seat every time you drive somewhere with a kid in the car. It makes you not want
to drive anywhere. It makes you not want to have kids.

Eric has the same approach to being a parent as Trump has to being POTUS? He only wants to give orders, not take any responsibility?

nonenosome2 #transphobia #wingnut #forced-birth

Post-WW2 German version of nonenosome2: “First off, Holocaust had nothing to do with Hitler. Find something new to complain about.”