TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Kaisar #fundie #forced-birth #conspiracy #sexist

People will complain about the Bible and say that it is painting a difficult picture because

Because……it was written by a bunch of superstitious Jews 2000 years ago?

Urine Therapy Guide #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

I wondered for a minute if this was all a joke…as they say, are they “taking the piss”? Except, that’s literally what they’re doing!

Lily Nova/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

a blue-skinned female from the Andromeda Constellation called Talia

Hmm, was that meant to say “Andromeda GALAXY”? Cus, ya know, being “from a constellation” isn’t really a thing that makes any damn sense. That seems to be a misconception people like this have, that constellations are “cosmic neighborhoods” of stars that are relatively close, when in reality, they’re just stars that, from our perspective on Earth, happen to line up in a way such that people decided they kinda looked like mythological figures, or a bear or a swan or whatever.

Of course though, if this alien with a suspiciously human-sounding name was from the Andromeda galaxy, then her people have technology and an understanding of the laws of physics that are so more advanced than ours that they’d be basically GODS to us.

Judy Byington/Various Telegram Accounts #wingnut #crackpot #mammon #conspiracy

THE WORLWIDE EBS STARTS ON THURS. 25 OCT.

I was gonna say something about how the EBS, back when it still existed, was strictly a US thing, not worldwide…then I realized she said it’s “WORLWIDE”. OK, it will be broadcast around the worl. Whatever the fuck the “worl” is.

W.HGrampa/TRUTHPUPS/BP #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

@Smithnikov #209749

5:37 am as I’m typing this, and the only thing my phone’s doing is telling me it has to update everything.

ON OCTOBER 24 AND 25, EVERY CELL PHONE ON THE PLANET WILL BE HIT WITH A LOUD, UNMISTAKABLE ALERT SIGNAL. THIS WON’T BE THE SOFT PING OF YOUR REGULAR NOTIFICATIONS—THIS WILL BE AN INTENSE, EAR-PIERCING SOUND THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
THE TRUTH IS COMING DIRECTLY TO YOUR PHONE, AND THERE’S NO WAY FOR THE GLOBALISTS TO CENSOR IT.

Hmm…what if I have my phone turned off those days, or have the notifications muted, or aren’t getting a signal, or even what if I have a phone like the Nokia 1100, the best selling cell phone of all time, which I had one of for a while back in the mid-2000s and I’m sure many of are still in use in various parts of the world? That wasn’t capable of emitting any sort of “intense, ear-piercing sound,” it just BEEPED. (though you could compose your own ringtones, which was kinda fun, lol)

Kerry Cassidy #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

MY COMMENTARY on Remote Viewing the future of humanity.

OK, I’ve totally heard of “remote viewing” before, but I always thought it was just supposed to be what it sounds like, viewing things when you’re not actually there. Since when it is the same thing as predicting the future?

LordDuckzz21 #sexist

Women literally spend their whole lives never having to work for anything. They don't need to get a job because daddy and their boyfriend/husband finances their whole life.

I almost want to show that comment to my mother to see her reaction! Daddy didn’t “finance her whole life,” she actually grew up pretty damn poor. And even when she married my father, who was making decent money, she still worked at various times when I was growing up, and even after that, for that matter. So, yeah, if she had never met my dad, or anyone else either, she would have still been doing all right. (of course, tho, I’m very thankful she DID meet my dad, because otherwise I wouldn’t be here to type these words right now! lol)

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

With Trump we run, we are not weary.

I’m weary of Trump running! (for election, that is)

The Hellenist ☀️ #elitist #ableist #racist

OK, I clicked on the Twitter post, and I’m kinda confused. He gives two pictures of what I guess are ancient Roman or Greek statues, both with their buttocks prominently exposed…so which ones are supposed to be “well-shaped” and which ones are “poorly-shaped”? Or are they both examples of “well-shaped buttocks”? OK, if I’ll agree with that, they’re a couple of nice booties, lol.

Also, just from personal observations I’ve made over the years, there are “nice booties” among people of every race :P

The Hellenist #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

Ken Ham #fundie

Well the short answer is,

That the “God” that you believe in isn’t real. Or, at least, isn’t anybody I’d consider worthy of worshipping if he were!

Kevin Downey Jr. #transphobia #pratt #fundie

The LGBT movement began by asking for “tolerance.” Then they wanted “acceptance.” Now they insist we straight men Drive Mr. Daisy or else the gaystapo will shriek “TRANSPHOBE!” at me as I walk by with my very real Puerto Rican fiancé.

What in the actual flying fuck does having a “very real Puerto Rican fiance” have to do with the rest of that comment? Am I just completely missing the reason why that’s not a total non sequitur?

I am over the days of "tolerating" a person whose political views include sending me to a gulag for walking the "wrong way" down the aisle at Kroger during a fictitious pandemic.

Uh, did that ever really, actually happen? Because I remember going grocery shopping one time (at Kroger no less!) at the start of the (totally NOT fictitious) pandemic, and my mother asked me afterwards something to the effect of “how about those arrows telling you which way you should be going down which aisle?” To which I replied… “there were arrows?” So, I was completely oblivious to them. Not only was I not threatened with being sent to a gulag, in fact nobody said a damn word about it. Maybe one or two people gave me a funny look that I missed, I dunno.

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

QuWave #magick #quack #ufo #mammon

Select from 7 vibrations for the various Schumann harmonics, incl. a cycle mode that alternates frequencies to work each of the harmonic sequence.
7.83Hz Dominant Schumann Resonance Frequency
14.3Hz First Order Harmonic Schumann Frequency
20.8Hz Second Order Harmonic Schumann Frequency
27.3Hz Third Order Harmonic Schumann Frequency
33.8Hz Fourth Order Harmonic Schumann Frequency
38Hz Electro pollution healing Frequency

You keep using that word “harmonic”…it does not mean what you think it means!

Harold Witkov #wingnut #conspiracy

Back in my day, everyone celebrated Christopher Columbus and Columbus Day.

In what day and where? I’m 47, and I don’t remember ever giving a damn about Columbus Day, except for when I learned about it elementary school.

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

@Timjer #209223

But WHY is it too much to ask to NOT be an asshole to your fellow humans no matter what? A mere kind word and a friendly face can go a LONG way to making someone else’s day.

In the wise words of Bill S Preston, esquire, and Theodore “Ted” Logan….be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!

The Worldwide People’s Revolution! #crackpot #god-complex #wingnut #conspiracy

for which Reason we Offer a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove, by Means of Reason and Logic, that our Selected King’s “Guaranteed Solutions” are WRong, or Unworkable!

That might sound impressive (one million dollars, whoa!) but its very unspecific, ain’t it?

Allie Beth Stuckey #fundie #wingnut

“The least of these” is referring to persecuted Christians, not the poor.

I’m assuming (after a quick Google search) she’s referring to Matthew 25:40…

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

OK, there’s apparently some debate about whether “the least of these” is referring to persecuted followers of Jesus (who I don’t think would have called themselves “Christians” yet!) or just the poor or disavantaged in general.

I dunno, I certainly don’t claim to be a Bible scholar of any sort. But I’ve had a few times where I was staying at various homeless shelters for a while, and one was ran by a non-denominational Christian church. Even though I’ve been a staunch atheist since I was a teenager, some 30 years ago, those people were most excellent. They believed in helping the disavantadged, whether they were Christians or not. I guess I’m just really saying, more Christians should be like that, or just more humans in general.

Heaven Updates, OlipahNalungwe, faith1222 #sexist #fundie

A fundie video and comments claiming women wearing pants is evil and cause men to lust

As a guy who happily calls himself a total perv…(and like a few others have already touched on) that 100% depends on kind of pants we’re talking about. Ya know, all pants are not equal. Seeing a woman wearing loose baggy pants doesn’t have the same effect on me as if the same woman was wearing pants so tight you could read the date on a quarter in her pocket!

Also, though, if you can’t deal with the lust caused by a trousers-wearing female, in this day and age…as they say, that’s a “you problem”…

ANPC International #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon #pratt

I actually didn’t know this until I Googled it just now, but an “International Drivers Permit” is indeed a thing that exists. I thought maybe it was some more sovcit mumbo-jumbo, but nope, it’s a thing all right. The idea of it is that it’s meant to be used by licensed drivers who are driving outside of their home country. In the case of someone from the US, it would be used if they’re going to France or something (US driver’s licenses are recognized in Canada and Mexico, btw) and want to drive around while they’re there. Given that the name of the site this quote is from is “americannationals”, I’m guessing they’re already from the US, so that would be totally redundant.

Heaven Updates #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

@Citizen_Justin #208848

While we’re at it, someone needs to investigate how Goofy and Pluto both exist in the same animated universe. A dog who’s basically a human, and a dog who’s a pet? How’s that work exactly??

Michael Tellinger #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

Only by understanding our mysterious past, the origins of money and the rise of the royal bloodlines

I don’t really think either of those two things are any great mystery. The origin of money? OK, when someone first had the thought of, “hey, instead of trading stuff for other stuff, why don’t make a thing where we all consider it worth a certain amount of stuff, and then people can get stuff if they give up some of that?” I know, I know, that’s a very technical description there, lol.

And “royal bloodlines”? OK, when someone first thought of the idea of “hey, I’m ruling over you all, why not have my son rule over you all when I’m gone, probably cus god, or whatever we called it then, said so”?

Gaedhal and C.T. #homophobia #kinkshaming

@Malingspann #208779

I first read that as “Contra atheistmum” and wondered if this was written by someone who had issues with their atheist mom.

I read that the same way, and imagined an atheist mom who plays old Nintendo games! Which totally sounds like someone who I’d like to hang out with actually, lol.

Grayson Bakich #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Ken Ham #fundie #pratt

And yes, atheists have a religion. They are very religious people.

Sure, if you go by the loosest definition of “religion” possible, which of course is just a transparent attempt to put everyone on some sort of equal footing with Christianity. But anyway, according to a conventional definition of religion, yes, atheists CAN be members of a religion, just not necessarily.

ApertureBear #conspiracy #crackpot

As a guy who grew up with a pet cat, who lived for 22 years or so, I must say, this guy doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. Cats aren’t “human-haters”, they just like very specific people.

lyamc #ableist #transphobia

2. Porn addicted --> stops working as well, needs more exotic content --> cuckhold/sissy pron --> AGP --> you're trans (is accepted by gender cult)

OK, first of all…“porn addiction” isn’t really a thing. Or at least, it’s only a problem if you think it is. And if you think “cuckhold/sissy pron” is the next step of more “exotic content”….well, hey, that’s on you, nothing wrong with that if that’s what you’re into!

Eric Peters #wingnut #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #208557

Aren’t safety seats simply saving the lives of those born after their mothers wearing seat belts being extra concerned about both parties’ safety?
So much for being the ‘Pro-Life’ Party if you aren’t, OP.

I think it was George Carlin (RIP) who said something along the lines of “they aren’t pro-life, they’re pro-BIRTH!”

The first is the disincentive to have kids knowing that if you do, you’ll have to deal with “safety” seats for years to come.

WTF? Ok, I’m 47, I’ve honestly never really felt a strong desire to have children yet. I understand, though, that other people often do feel that desire, strongly. So, I can’t imagine, for instance…..some couple who are in love, they made the decision to start a family together…but the only thing holding them back is the thought that their son or daughter might have to ride in a car seat???

JonFreeman #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger

I'm going to remind everyone that leftists call police agencies that call down on human trafficking "racist"

They do? I haven’t seen such a thing. Of course, an example of such is nowhere to be found, I guess that’s something he just assumes his audience will automatically agree with, with no evidence to back it up.

For what it’s worth, I work at a truck stop, and one of the training videos every employee is required to watch is about how to look out for and report signs of human trafficking. At least in my 2 years and change of working there, I haven’t seen any of that, anyway.

John C. Wright #fundie #crackpot

Likewise, without personal responsibility, without morality, there is no drama. No one is fighting the evil impulses in himself, or the evil men menacing the peace, and no one is crusading to defend and uphold the good, if there is no such thing as good and evil. No moral standard means no drama.

Yeah, fair enough, I guess, a story without some sort of heroes and villains could be very boring, because there’s no conflict. But I think one thing this guy is not realizing is that just because the hero or heroes in a story don’t follow HIS moral code, that doesn’t mean they have NO morals, they just have different ones.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist #kinkshaming #dunning-kruger

Panel 3: A building, with logos of Mossad, AIPAC, Mossad, the Federal Reserve, the ADL, the Rothschilds, HIAS, PornHub, and OnlyFans superimposed on.

So, he’s saying Jews created PornHub? I don’t even know if that’s true or not, but if so, uh….Mazel Tov!

Eric Hovind #fundie

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

R’Kok via A.S. #ufo #magick #sexist #conspiracy

If women think that it’s not their job to love random guys, and men think that it’s not their job to protect or provide for random women, then neither men nor women get what they need to thrive.

As a man, I 100% feel it’s not my job to protect or provide for random women, nor do I expect (or want, really) women to randomly love me! I’ll save the loving and protecting and whatnot for people I actually want to care for and protect. Otherwise, I generally try not to be an asshole to everybody else, unless I feel they deserve it, and expect the same from others.

But wait, wait, let me go back to that first line…

This is R’Kok speaking.

“R’Kok”?? Yeah, this is a put-on, ain’t it?

E.A. Koetting, C. Kendall, L. Alchemist #magick #crackpot #mammon

In fact, many devices are quite simply quartz crystals wired to dials that energetically run on the power of the operator’s will.

Uh, yeah, sure. That’s just a crystal radio. I’m pretty sure you can still buy kits to make one yourself. Or at least, a book that will tell you how to do so, probably for much less than $299! Or even just look it up online for free! As for “dials that energetically run on the power of the operator’s will”…yeah, OK, radios often have dials, and I guess you do have to use energy in accordance with your will to operate them, lol.

Robert D Vaughn Jr #wingnut

11. "ILLEGALLY" Tried to JAIL TRUMP In the name of democracy

For one thing, (although you’re hardly unique in this) quotation marks are not supposed to be used for emphasis! That actually kinda looks like you’re trying to say that it really was NOT illegal. Which, actually it wasn’t, because he was in fact convicted of a FELONY in a court of law, after all!

16. By Far the Most "UNPOPULAR" PRESIDENT AND VP IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

I honestly don’t know the poll numbers or whatever, but I doubt that. Were Biden and Harris more unpopular “By Far” than Nixon and Agnew after Watergate happened?

Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters #fundie #wingnut

a report was released that the criteria is so narrow that essentially no Bibles qualify — besides ones endorsed by former President Trump.

And that kinda thing is why adhering to strict separation of church and state actually is a good thing for Christians (and people of any other religion), if only they’d realize it!

Laura Wood #racist

[From “Desegregation Is Child Abuse”]

I dunno…when I was in elementary school, I lived in what was a definitely a “white neighborhood”….in the elementary school I went to, I don’t think I ever saw a black student or a teacher even. When I went on junior high, in a different neighborhood, yeah, all of a sudden there’s some black people there. Did that change anything for me? No…I was an autistic introverted nerd who got bullied somewhat, but if anything it was more so in the all-white elementary school. That’s not to say that white people were worse bullies in general, I guess I had just learned by then to at least occasionally stand up for myself, lol.

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

@Sasha #208071

Also, tho, anyone who doesn’t believe the US wasn’t at least gearing up for war before the Pearl Harbor attack is just plain ignorant. As evidenced by something from near my old stomping grounds, the Willow Run bomber plant in southeast Michigan, which began to be constructed in June 1941, along with improvements to the freeway that led from Detroit to there!

Friends, gather near as I wish to tell you a story. A story of

A man named Jed, poor mountaineer couldn’t keep his family fed….

gorge #homophobia #sexist

Christians have traditionally believed

Well, I ain’t a Christian, so why should I give a fuck about what they believe?

Elon Musk #crackpot #elitist #wingnut

Brother Nathanael #racist #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Mail In Votes, I mean, a rigged election on steroids.

My parents, who I’m pretty sure are both voting for Trump, do the absentee ballot thing. So you’re saying you don’t want their votes to count? OK with me.