“How do you do, fellow kids? I just stumbled upon, like, this dank trend, hashtag Christianity! So there was like that bro, who was like way cool, like, two kay years ago, who went, like, Okay Booner, and, he was, like, more charitable than that Mister Beast dude, and then, he, like, unalived for our sins like Tommy Stark in Infinity War, but then, like, he rezzzed himself, because he was, like, God, but, like, not Boomer God, and, like, he’s, like, super-S-tier power level, and…”