“I have a question for atheists.”
Atheism =!= evolution, Selfie.
“The moon causes our tides.”
Well, the moon AND the sun.
“ Without the moon, the water would just be dead in one spot, or "stagnant" if you will.”
I will not. Tides are not the only thing making the ocean move, idjit.
" So, it's a very good thing God put the moon there.”
Typical fundie evidence. “I can’t think of living in any other manner, therefore God made the world as it is.”
"Without the tides,THIS WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE!”
Yes, without tides, we’d never have low tide. Good observation. Very compelling.
“Quick, can you guys think of a better way to cause the tides BESIDES the moon?”
Bad question. If we didn’t have tides, then waterfowl would probably not exhibig tide-based behavior. Everyone would have evolved to teh actual conditions, not to alternate universe conditions.
“Welcome to God's mind.”
No, selfie, this is a creationist’s mind. God save me from ever believing in such utter rot.