“Reminder that if you have to try, then it's already over.”
You are your own Aesop stereotype. You will not try because that would put the responsibility on you. You’d rather blame the entire universe, and the rest of humanity, than accept any blame for your situation.
“Do you think chad has to try?”
Yes. Even your imaginary Chad had to learn how to Chad in order to be Chad.
"If the guy is attractive enough, they will even actually sexually assault him by smacking his ass when they walk by. These are the most BRAZEN and UP FRONT actions that a women can and WILL do to a Male she finds physically sexually attractive.”
Oh, sweet summer child, you need to put down the porn and look around you.The most brazen thing my wife ever did was hand me a key to a motel room downtown in the city where we were stationed.
“Which is why I FUCKING HATE those gay ass fucking posts that say "have you even tried talking to wahmen".”
Yes, yes, you hate to think of any effort on your part. We know.
“Why should i, when Chad Thundercock literally gets his dick sucked as soon as he walks through the door? Tell me why I should?”
No reason at all. Do not try. Do not put yourself out there. Make no effort to meet anyone half-way. Rot in your own juices.
“So I can take that 1 PERCENT chance that a women will agree to go out on a "date" with me.”
Dude, you don’t judge risks by the chance of success but by the reward. Even if you have to ask 100 girls out to get one date, it’s worth it. It’s a hell of a lot more worth it than giving up without trying.
But, you do you, wallflower.
"Just so that when we get there im doing the one doing all the talking while her face is glued to her phone and all she says is "uh huh" "yeah" "sure".”
As stated, there’s a learning process. Talking to girls helps you get better at talking to girls.
Or at least, the rest of us find that.
"Then when the "date" comes to its end she'll make me pay the bill”
You asked her out, right? Who do you think SHOULD pay the bill?
“Is this what you "just talk to wahmen" faggots consider ascending?”
No, genius, it’s the groundwork necessary to reach the opportunity to ascend. Which you refuse to perform.
“Being used as a walking, breathing, meal ticket?”
Says the guy who sees all women as a walking pussy with voice-activated filtering systems.
“Lmfao I rather be "volcel" my entire life then, atleast I'd have my dignity intact.”
Dignity does look really good when you look back on your life. ‘No one touched my pee-pee…. EVER! Bu tat least i didn’t ever lose my cool.”