“Do u kno wat "satan" means?”
Well, there’s a religion that worshiped a god of that name a long time ago. And the founders of the Bible threw a lot of the names of other people’s gods into the bible as bad guys.
“Do u have intellegance?”
I tend to think so.
“Do u kno who jesus is?”
A jewish political activist who also tried to reform religion.
“Do u kno who the 1 true God is?”
The invisible pink unicorn, bless her holy tint.
“Do u kno wha this 1 true God does?”
Poops on non-virgins.
“This God has shed blood 4 u.”
Yes, she has. She never misses.
“This God calls u his own. Satan's is using u, and after he's done, he'll kill u.”
Okay. As long as i don’t start listening to gospel music.
"U are just a stepping stone to satan....and yes i want u to send me a reply letter.”
Too complicated already.
“I'm justing trying to help u out, because its wat the true would do."