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Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Canadian Malcontent #fundie

This reads as a shitpost. The link is dead so I can’t see the context, but this seems like some absurdist post I’d see on Tumblr.

ETA: Okay from the comments this appears to be somebody who “ate the Onion.” Could also be somebody taking the piss, but regardless, here’s the Onion article. https://theonion.com/kansas-outlaws-practice-of-evolution-1819568851/

And here’s an Internet Archive link for you.
https://web.archive.org/web/20061129085433/http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807

Laura Wood #racist #wingnut

“WITH regard to the inauguration of new institutions, the Nazi’s influence will be nil. The inquiry for the reader, then, is not what will the Nazi contribute to social progress, but how much burden will be upon the Cosmopolitan in the latter’s struggle to progress. The degree in which the Nazi lags behind the Cosmopolitan in creating and applying the material and spiritual agencies of progress will constitute the ‘woke man’s burden;’ a burden which is to forever thwart the nation in the attainment of those cultural heights warranted by Cosmopolitan capacity and purpose.”
FTFY

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

add #pratt to this. “They can’t reproduce, so they recruit” was a talking point in the 90’s and has been debunked to death.

The Right Wing Coalition #wingnut #psycho #racist

Drogon #racist #crackpot #fundie

“Hail Odin! Hail Apollo!”
Both gods heavily associated with knowledge, the latter furthermore with arts, literature and music. Not exactly the things Nazis tend to value.

PS:
Also, Odin had a lot of children with Jotun women…

PPS:
And we all know that the sixth stage is “Robin of Sherwood prophetised Hitler! Showers are metrosexual!”

So tortured.
Much more straightforward:
“1. If I’m Christican, I’m not supposed to hit people.
2. If I worship Thor, fighting is a sacrament. Gimmee a hammer!”

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

“Faggots cannot reproduce, they can only recruit.”
They don’t have to recruit, dumbass. As long as straights are having sex, they’ll spit out homosexuals with regularity and inevitability.

“They recruit by psychologically damaging children at a young age,”
Um, are there any children of an old age?

“through molestation, indoctrination, and constant propaganda.”
And, you know, living and letting live. The other classic.

“It is child abuse to allow any child into the hands of these disgusting parasites.”
Aw, sweetie, did you respond to some gay porn or that beefcake Chick Tract? And now you figure it MUST have been an attack? Poor thing.
Don’t worry, no one WANTS you to be gay, but if you ARE, we’d all be happier if you could come to terms with it, especially you.

The Right Wing Coalition #wingnut #psycho #racist

Laura Wood #racist #wingnut

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Fundies cannot reproduce, they can only recruit. They recruit by psychologically damaging children at a young age, through molestation, indoctrination and constant propaganda. It is child abuse to allow any child into the hands of these disgusting parasites.

Laura Wood #racist #wingnut

“WITH regard to the inauguration of new institutions, the Human’s influence will be nil. The inquiry for the reader, then, is not what will the Human contribute to social progress, but how much burden will be upon the Kartoffian in the latter’s struggle to progress. The degree in which the Human lags behind the Kartoffian in creating and applying the material and spiritual agencies of progress will constitute the ‘green man’s burden;’ a burden which is to forever thwart the nation in the attainment of those cultural heights warranted by Kartoffian capacity and purpose.”

— Alien colonist version of Ernest Sevier Cox, Green Earth (3739)

The Right Wing Coalition #wingnut #psycho #racist

@TatersForever5481 #234417

This is even funnier since I know what you mean 🏳️‍🌈😶‍🌫️

Caamib #psycho

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Christ you guys really want to be in your close minded bubble so badly that you live in bullshit conspiracy theory land because actually interacting with people would break whatever delusional fantasy you have because it would make you out to be the pathetic bunch you truly are.

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Laura Wood #racist #wingnut

@PLMMJ #235165

I think that she should try going back to the 1860s next time. They had some pretty good food if you were on the south, which she was probably on.

Matt Walsh #racist

No one (or rather a insignificant number of people that is meaningless anyway) is calling for white people in those nations to go back to Europe, you’re just using that absurd concept to justify your rabid anti-immigrant positions even as reality begins to tell you just how wrong you are as it turns out immigrants are very important for the function of this nation’s economy but you rather double down on it then admit you might be wrong for once in your life.

Billboard Chris #transphobia #conspiracy

@PLMMJ #235160

Whining over an emoji is one of the dumbest things that you can possibly do. Except for that one time where a company got an unintentional swastika emoji…WHOOPS!

Drogon #racist #crackpot #fundie

Billboard Chris #transphobia

@Indicible #235162

There are a few people who live up to the strawman of “LGBTQ+ advocate who also supports legalizing pedophilia” but as stated before I’m not in the mood to dig deeper.

Laura Wood #racist #wingnut

Drogon #racist #crackpot #fundie

Meh, replacing racist monitheism with racist polytheism is not much of an improvement. Racism AND religion have to go, if humanity is to survive.

so basically do what some Neo-Nazis are doing and become Neo-Pagans… well at least you’re being honest about the fact that Abrhamic faiths are interconnected though I doubt the majority of your fellow white supremacists would agree… especially given how angry they often get and all.

Billboard Chris #transphobia

We’re told to “overcome our negative feelings about pedophiles.”

Who is saying that? Any names or are these people imaginary?

Paul Bury #racist #conspiracy

Glad someone else is reporting on him since I got sick of trudging through all the regular game reviews to find the times when the fundie-ism pokes through.

Billboard Chris #transphobia #conspiracy

This guy is so butthurt about trans people that he wants an executive order to remove the mpreg emoji from our phones cf. his Twitter post history.

Billboard Chris #transphobia

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Billboard Chris #transphobia

Anonymous #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #magick

“I'm going to say something controversial.”
Or stupid. My money is no stupid.

“I've come to believe that having sex with a succubus is necessary for salvation.”
Yeah, if you meet Marduk and he figures out you’ve consorted with demons, he’s going to kick you in the teeth, no matter your motive.

“Think about it, if you can successfully dominate a succubi through both sexual and spiritual means, that means you're effectively controlling Satan's power.”
If.
Kind of a big iff.
IF Satan lost a lot to succubi wranglers, he’d stop sending them out.
Also, succubi are ALSO incubi. Shapeshifters. If pressed really far, they’ll turn it inside out and start fucking YOU.

"Since the devil is subordinate to God, then if a devil be subordinate to a man, that man must have achieved Godhood.”
The Devil is the 2nd most powerful being in the universe. Beating the power he loaned to a succubus is not the same as beating him directly. What’ll you do if the succubi calls on SATAN for help?

Ron Desantis, Joseph Ladapo #wingnut #quack

Drogon #racist #crackpot #fundie

Cro_Magnon1488 #homophobia #conspiracy

Don Cowan #fundie

“[comment on article "Intelligent people less likely to believe in God"]

I do not consider myself dumb nor highly intelligent either.”
And no matter what your coming example is, that does exactly squat to the trend that’s been observed.

“All I know is God has saved me from death 3 different times in my life. Even the doctors could not figure the miracle cure of my illness out, only I knew for sure.”
If no one could figure out what happened, that’s not much of a miracle. To be a MIRACLE, something that REQUIRES a god to explain it, they kinda need to know if they just misdiagnosed the original fault or what…
You were certain, but how do we know if you were right or just credulous?

"I feel sad for those high IQ's who are going to be begging us dumb and dumber people in heaven "just for a drop of water to quence the burning" they will have to endure.”
You COULD try to offer a better argument or examples FOR your god, you now. But as with most of your peer group, it’s far more satisfying to declare victory and revel in the coming suffering. Because that’s the true spirit of Christainity, bragging “I may be dumb but I’m not burning in Hell with you guys!”

"Hey guys, you will be aware of your surroundings and you will feel pain, count on it.”
I just can’t bring myself to adopt a system that purposefully uses suffering, pointless torture, to achieve God’s ends.

“Put your brains to work and find Jesus, ASAP!!!”
Don’t take this wrong but blow it out your smug, self-satisfied ass.

Billboard Chris #transphobia #conspiracy

Gender-identity ideology — a fiction which continually changes and contradicts itself — is now taught as though it is scientific fact to students from Kindergarten to Grade 12.

Obvious bullshit for moral panic. And projecting one's patriarchy ideology, which they seek to enforce, against actual education. And outright lies: there's no indoctrination of kindergarten taking place, it's not your church, bullshitter. The reason of your bullshitting, because you wish it were.

Billboard Chris #transphobia #pratt

Ironically, if it was religion, you might have to let it live to be able to also let Christianity live. But it still simply isn't, that's your straw man, a lie. To suppress people who are different and radicalize using fabricated panic and scapegoating. Here you are projecting your abusive control institutions ("conversion therapy", "gender exploration therapy", names intended to mislead), against actual medicine and people who just want to be able to live their life. Just like you are projecting your patriarchy stereotypes against people who don't subscribe to them. Existing cases of people harming themselves are actually suppressed, including by your type of denial. False equivalence, lies. Hate speech troll.

Edit/Adding: I had misnamed "gender exploration therapy", which is now fixed.

Michael Velchik #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Magus55 #fundie

“God could very well have put fossils on Earth to deceive scientists,”
How do you now it’s aimed at deceiving the scientists? Maybe it’s to test who can accept new information and deal with it properly?

“in order to test their faith.”
Again, how do you know it’s our faith that’s being tested? it’s God’s test. Maybe he wants to see who cherry picks their facts? Maybe he wants to see who learns enough about evolution to actually assess it against bronze-age superstitions?

“And in the case of Evolutionists, they failed the test miserably.”
Or you are, but still patting yourself on the back. You’re not the one to judge the grading on God’s test. best you can do is be really, really, really sure you actually know enough to make the choice you did.

“Sorry, I will take Genesis over fallible humans any day, until God tells me otherwise.”
That’s not going to be until you get your report card, huh? You MIGHT be celebrating a little early.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger

What about your coup attempt, that was not fictitious, unlike your lies? What about your abuses of power, like illegally deploying the National Guard? What about your attacks on the government, economy, the education, medicine, freedom of press and the law? Who's an actual threat? What about this attack on people based on Nazi lies?

Then it's because of a tradition of frivolous Soros demonization that he also was a target of terrorists. So you're also complicit?

Little Angel #fundie

“Some of the women at church have short hair and I disagree with that. I believe women are supposed to wear? long hair.”
Gosh, if only there was some way to check on that…

“I think it says in the Bible that a woman's hair is her glory.”
Might I suggest finding and carefully rereading it? Just to put your ducks in a row before being an asshat?

“ How do I go about telling them they should grow long hair without coming across mean?”
You’re telling them they’re living their lives incorrectly. Why wouldn’t you be mean?

“I don't know these women personally so should I try to start a friendship up first?”
Under false premises…?

“This is a big deal to me”
Titus 3:10: It should be.

“because this is how I think women are supposed to be and I was raised this way too.”
Now see how many give an actual shit.

William Schnoebelen #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Weird combo of a NMania post and a Stormfront post at the same time. It’s like if a pile of bull dung and a pile of bird poop did the dragon ball fusion dance on a computer.

David MacDonald #fundie

“If I go into a grocery store and want to choose a good apple I can pick it up and look at it but I can't take a bite out of it then put it back.”
Because until you buy it, it’s someone else’s property.

“Having sex before marriage is taking a bite out of the apple before committing to it (buying it),”
But it’s still her apple. I don’t own it after a comittment.

“leaving it for the next person.”
No, still belongs to her, not you, not the next guy.
And that’s incredibly demeaning to the woman.

"If I have sex with someone before marriage, I am likely having sex with someone else's future wife.”
Well if your attitude is ’Don’t wanna touch your pussy it’ll turn brown and spoil,’ it sure won’t be yours.

Matt Walsh #racist

That is more of a counterargument pointing out your absurd hypocrisy of nativism in a colonial nation, not something anyone on the closest of fringes advocates as an actual policy - even if one accepts this in principle, such an ethnic cleansing would be inhumane and often unfeasible. Now, of course, this confrontation rarely results in reconsideration, but it often leads to special pleading that reveals the xenophobe’s absurd and psychopathic mindset. But in your case, the point went so far over your head that it only demonstrates your stupidity, or possibly just your intellectual dishonesty.

PS:
I want to clarify something.
By “policy”, I mean something like deporting all Colonials back to Europe or something - which would be analogous to the nativist position on more recent immigrants. Which, really, is the crucial difference that fundamentally invalidates the analogy. Not that Colonial atrocities are not historical guilt that calls for reparations and restitutions.

Most illegal immigrants only crime was getting over the border without having to wait for years and years. Yes, there are some who have done other worse crimes, but they’re the minority.

Hey, Matty-boy. Here is some… thing that serves no practical purpose, is only in its current profession for its own self-serving gain, is a self-aggrandising subhuman, and shouldn’t be allowed to exist in Britain…:

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…and four time Olympic Gold medal-winning athlete Sir Mo Farah.