“Since many people like to change the words in the bible, let's change Darwin's theory too.”
Wait, are you going to change his BOOKS, or his THEORY?
You can edit the books.
And science can move on from the theories as we gain evidence Darwin never had.
But you’re just being a dick for the sake of petty revenge, it looks like.
“Afterall, anyone's interpretation of his words are as correct as anyone's interpretation of the bible.”
Um, he wrote in English. Exactly how are you going to prove that his translation into English was faulty?
“So Darwin claimed that humans didn't evolve from apes or primates, but instead, from the a three-toed sloth that just...mutated into a human.”
And is your straw man out to get a brain from the wizard?
“Afterall, mutations happen all the time so of course this is the way it happened.”
They do happen all the time, but that’s not an excuse for unconnected nonlinear change.
“We have fossils of three--toed sloths that existsed millions of years ago so that is proof that they turned into humans.”
You’re really bitter that science doesn’t share your superstition, aren’t you?
“We also have other fossils that once used to be a three-toed sloth, but they died out because they weren't fit enough so they thankfully happened to breed a superior three-toed sloth.”
They died out so they evolved better? You don’t even understand the science you’re mocking well enough to mock it.
“ Whew! That mutation was a lucky break.”
It would take a lot more than one mutation.
“But wait...the environment must have been colder then let's say around an avergage of 20 degrees all year around, no let's make it 30. Yeah, that's a nice round number because it was much closer to the ice age so it fits right in.”
So, what, you saw a scientist in a suit and he looked pompous to you, so you get to throw a pie at him? Is that it?
“So the above is true because it's my "interpretation" of Darwin's words and they're just as right as anyone else's.”
But you’re not interpreting his words, you’re flat out making shit up.
Also known as LYING.