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Channel1rocks! #fundie

I believe you owe me a million dollars. I know the debt is real, as long as I know it, I don’t have to prove it to you.
You MIGHT require evidence if I expect you to pay me back, but i have faith you will without evidence. I expect you to live your life as if you shared my belief. And pay me.

JesusFreakGuy #fundie

Actually, my bladder woke me this morning. And three times during the night.
Is God my bladder or the urine that filled it?
I hope he’s the bladder. Otherwise i flushed your god down the toilet.
Although that would make a cool poster for the Water Treatment plant. “Gettin’ God Outta Yer Water!”

But, yeah. God doesn’t do anything. Nothing we’ve seen has ever required divine action to explain.
Now, it would be cool if the weathermen tracking hurricanes watched them write ‘Miami’ across the ocean, THEN hit Miami. Or wrote Virginia Beach, Charleston, Jacksonville in anticipation of landings .

Similarly, if serial killers were to be permanently tattooed with the names of their victims after each kill, or something to help them get caught.

Something like that might make me think gods were possible.

cindamillion5 #fundie

“No, it doesn't. Matter of fact - if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?”
One single question showing that you don’t understand evolution, biology, or logic.

“So, evolution just stopped all of a sudden?”
No, not at all. It’s still in progress. It’s just so very slow you don’t notice it.

“What's the explanation for that one?”
Scroll back up. You don’t understand evolution.

“ The World is not a million years old!"
No, it’s in billions.

“And just because some scientist throw out words that we don't understand doesn't mean it's true.”
I do wish that your ignorance could be used as proof of facts, but that’s just your ignorance.

“The Bible actually teaches you the opposite of ignorance.”
Not something you’re in a good position to claim…

“And it also tells you in the Bible that evolution will be taught and it came true.”
I never did really expect a Christain to be able to tell the truth about the Bible’s contents.

News Barron #sexist #psycho

The 2026 Milano-Cortina Winter Paralympics is just a day away. Those who win Gold in that are Superhumans.

You’re disabled from the choad upwards.

Brenda Childs #transphobia #fundie

I believe God is going to fix it all!

Yeah.

A ‘God’ whose own ‘son’ - who is himself - will fix things alright: by said J-boy having long hair and wearing a dress?!

Then you wonder why you cannot spell ‘Believe’ without the word Lie.

Thank you, Random Internet Loony! Surely you know better than any actual expert!

Jewels #wingnut

How can they look at Trump, listen to him talk, read his posts and think he's smart or an adult?

Lindisfarne #fundie

“And take note,”
Pencil Ready!

“once the next theory comes along that says we came from mars or dinosaurs grew us in fields or whateva,”
You say theory. DO you mean ‘hypothesis’? Or do you really mean the next theory which has evidence supporting it, so it is a theory and not just a question?

“the theory of evolution will be lost.”
How often has that happened, really? AN entire scientific theory abandoned?
Evidence has convinced people that sickness is germs, not demons. Or the ‘miasma’ of hospitals.
We’ve also lost the whole ‘balance of the humours’ idea.
But usually, most theories just get changed a bit to incorporate new observations. Euclid was never wrong, though his geometry doesn’t cover as much territory as we need.
So, considering just how much evidence has been collected to show evolution to be true, it’d take some AMAZING discoveries to completely wipe it out.

“Yet even with this dominance that the theory of evolution has, the 7 day theory is still with us.”
You, uh, you mean the 6-day theory? You should read it, you really should.
And the ‘theory’ has no science behind it at all. The 6-day STORY is what you have. So, scientific theories don’t disprove it, they also don’t support it. It’s not even tangential to the history we’re discovering.

Lookismisreal #sexist

“In a sane society, the parents would be arrested for exposing impressionable children to perverse and amoral lifestyles bcause it is nothing but psychological abuses towards children.”
I haven’t been to a Mormon service since my school days, but when we went, they didn’t have confession. They had testimonials.
You could stand up in the middle of a service and just start talking. Usually, people in my town were moved to say how great the lord was, or the community, or whatever. Really whitebread stuff.
One Sunday, though, a woman stood up and started talking about all the sex going on outside of wedding bonds. She named names, frequency, positions, acts. Any usher that moved towards her, she threatened to expose THEIR sins and they moved away.
Meaning they all had sins.
Dad and Mom ushered us out before it really got interesting, and wouldn’t tell me what certain words meant.

Frankly, I’d much rather take my kids to see a Pride event where people are honest, than to a church service where the surface is so different from the rotten core.

“Pride festivals are nothing but a display of how degenerate and immoral humanity has become.”
Yes, a gay biker with a beard that could turn bullets crying because I offered him a dad hug, and accepted him, that’s pretty degenerate. And much more immoral than his parents kicking him out so many years ago. Uh huh.

Brenda Childs #transphobia #fundie

“Hang in there....”
What stunningly useful advice.

“it is pure evil....”
The connotations you people attach to it sure are.

“and God is about to let us see Him deal with it publicly.....”
Like he dealt with the Holocaust?
Or abortion?
Or Ukraine? Gaza? Godzilla?

“because these people worship the enemy....”
Love how you guys hate witchcraft,but you’re comfortable with telepathy.

“god's of sacrifice such as Moloch and this is one way they sacrifice children.”
Such a nice way to interpret your kid striving to live their truth in the best way possible.

“It's very prevalent in Hollywood. People who just believe that it should be accepted are either a part of the problem or just greatly deceived.”
everyone who disagrees with me is evil incarnate. Yep. That’s rational.

“God sees our pain and we are doing the right thing by not giving into the lies of the enemy!”
God sees you fixated on yourselves and not actually studying the science. God sees you alienating your real child in favor of your imaginary offspring. The Ozzie and Harriet accessory you think you deserve.

“Big things are coming and I believe God is going to fix it all!”
Then what difference does it make if you support your kid or alienate them? If God’s wrath is just around the corner do you want to be a villain when your kid REALLY needs a hero?

Even your fantasy is just about you being vindicated, at your child’s cost.

it is pure evil

Well, fuck you too then.

God is about to let us see Him deal with it publicly […] Big things are coming and I believe God is going to fix it all!

You know what, fine. IF YHWH is literally going to suddenly manifest on earth tomorrow alongside a army of Seraphim angels wielding flaming swords as Trumpets sound and declare to all humans at once in every language at once in very clear words that “LGBTQIA+ is evil”, crown Trump as the new Jesus, mold the earth flat, destroy all Dinosaur exhibits in Musea, and announce the exact date of the Rapture according to every calendar, then I might just start contemplating that I am wrong.

But until that very unlikely event happens, please explain to me why I should even remotely care what YOU believe? Or why YOU supposedly speak for god himself? After all, isn’t that both Blasphemy and Hubris? Actual Sins according to your own bible?

Ah yes, God shall save the day and detransition everyone…
Why didn’t god save everyone during 9/11 or columbine?

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

@kuyohashi #250237
they hate Judas Iscariot, even though he did the job God assigned him to do

They say “Oh, so Judas is supposed to be let off the hook because he just followed orders???” do they?

Timothy Dukeman #fundie

Tommy Jordan #psycho #wingnut

@Shirogane #250228

“tl;dw, teenager says typical teenager stuff about her parents,”
Yeah, to me that’s the crucial part. She SAID stuff, but there’s no indication that she didn’t do her chores as directed. He didn’t find out about this stuff until he went looking for it.
So, she wasn’t rebellious, just venting, and he got THIS upset at it? What a snowflake.

Saw a report that Dad and Daughter have reconciled. The only thing he regrets is some of the language he used in the video.
I suspect she just shifted to silent running until she could get out of there.

Pray4Hovind #fundie

“it's conspicuous-by-omission of anything positive said about the man, that it obviously a smear campaign.”
Hmmm.
The man has a diploma-mill degree.
The man keeps adding to the thesis he submitted for his degree.
The man SAYS he was a science teacher, but the fact is that he home-schooled his kids.
The man’s arguments are SO BAD that other Creationist sites say those arguments shouldn’t be used.
The only thing needed for a ‘smear campaign’ is to quote him.

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

@TheKingOfRhye #250235

It gets weirder when you remember that Jesus was only even born specifically so he could die for the sins of mankind. His only purpose was to be crucified. It’s kinda like how they hate Judas Iscariot, even though he did the job God assigned him to do. They blame everyone for the horrible plan, except the one person who came up with it.

Jewels #wingnut

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

The Jews..
Burned down Rome and blamed the Christians
Killed the Son of God

To say “the Jews killed Jesus” is debatable…but I always wonder why Christians would complain about that, no matter who they think was responsible. Isn’t that what the whole thing is based on? Jesus died so that we can have eternal life, right? So then shouldn’t you be thanking the Jews if you think they did it????

Honestly, Christianity makes no damn sense to me at times. And I was raised Christian…

Amancer-fiend0 #elitist

@blue87 #250151

No, there was never a federally mandated lockdown, only States-ordered ones. There was advice from Trump, though, like injecting bleach or introducing a solar lamp into your lungs, so, ranging from the suicidal to the nonsensical.

Tommy Jordan #psycho #wingnut

Chase Burton #wingnut #psycho #racist

Roger Stone #conspiracy #quack

Tommy Jordan #psycho #wingnut

This article is from 2012, btw. Yeah I remember this. Shitty parenting.

Here’s the video of him doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

tl;dw, teenager says typical teenager stuff about her parents, dad takes the nuclear option.

Jewels #wingnut

Tommy Jordan #psycho #wingnut

When dad is alone in a nursing home I wonder if he'll say "at least cops thanked me". In 2011-2012 for 9 months I was working security at a warehouse. My boss was tough when she needed to be but never destroyed personal property. She was gentle when needed. That was tough love.

Robbie Bishop #fundie

“I'm an anti evolutionist and believe we have a creator ,”
The two are not mutually exclusive.

“I also believe we are only 6000 years old ,”
Birthday cakes must really bore you by now.

“BUT ! I'm a no to dinosaurs , there is no evidence to stake the dinosaur theory , only 2000 small bones world wide so all the dinosaurs you see in museums are all plaster cast model they are there to try and prove that we came from apes ,”
You should be beaten unconscious with that sentence.
Dinosaurs do nothing to prove that we are apes, you fucking idiot.
Also, you have no idea what you’re talking about. The plaster you see in the museum IS CAST, as you say. Think on that term They were cast ON THE REAL FOSSILS.

Jewels #wingnut

Delusional. Okay it’s from 2020 but still during that time people should know that Donald wasn’t a good person.

Ashcraft #fundie

Jewels #wingnut

“I mean, we've got the greatest president in the whole wide world 10 times over in history.”
This president, is he the one who promised to show his taxes if he was elected? And didn’t?
Is he the one who promised to lower gas prices THE DAY he was elected? And hasn’t?
The peace president who’s bombed about 13 countries since he took office?
The guy who STILL doesn’t understand how tariffs work?
The guy whose OWN SUPREME COURT told him his tariffs break the law?
That guy?
Yeah, just checking.

“This man is so amazing.”
I will admit, i no longer think that he can’t go any lower.
I am, rather, amazed that it’s POSSIBLE for him to go lower.

“He is so smart.”
He’s so stupid, and jealous! He lies EVEN when the truth would be better for him!

“He's got such a handle on things.”
No one knows what he’s going to do. The entire administration keeps backtracking every decision because he has NO PLAN!

“It is just good to see the adults back in charge.”
Adults that throw ketchup on the walls of the National Historic Home he’s dismantled?

“That's all I have to say.”
Well, fuck you in every hole with an electric cactus is all _I_ have to say…

Jonathan Turley #wingnut

Capitalism is rotting from the inside. And much like parasites, when host gets rid of them they believe they are attacked when in truth the host stopped allowing it.

Gumby #fundie

Jewels #wingnut

He's great for either America's adversaries or incredibly stupid morons with no education which are you?

Michael Costa #transphobia

Gumby #fundie

“Why would a fish need to develop the capacity to breathe on land if it is a sea-bound organism?”
If it can breathe on land, it’s no longer a sea-bound organism.
But seriously, the entire point of the science is to show that there are reasons to think it happened. What drove that mutation is a separate issue. But we can see that there was life in the water, and no life on land. And then there was life on the land. So the obvious conclusion is that sea life became land life.

“If this theory were put in reverse,”
Theories don’t reverse.

"then human sailors would spontaneously begin to develop gills in their multi-millenial preparation to become fish...”
No, dipshit. If evolution were reversed, then all life on land would turn into the life forms they came from, until something went back into the water. Not just sailors. I mean, gene pools, entire species evolve, not just sailors. This is a stupid thought experiment.

“The theory of evolution cannot explain these problems so it conviniently overlooks and ignores them.”
But it’s not a problem. It’s just you highlighting your ignorance.

“I have read lot's”
THat’s not the plural of ‘lot.’

“of literature both for and against evolution and my opinion is that Life on Earth is just too amazing and creative to be the product of random, chaotic natural selection. Cheers.”
And your credentials to make such a decision? I mean, I should care what you think because….what? You took a science elective in High School?

Jonathan Turley #wingnut

These accounts offer no tax advantages compared to 529 plans, how exactly is a simple brokerage account supposed to do more good than funding education for all children?

Ashcraft #fundie

“In the current science community environment, which embraces the evolutionary position, young earth creationism could be seen as Bible scientific foreknowledge.”
The entire point of the Bible is to account for the works of a supernatural being.
Science is completely naturalistic, with no degree of supernatural in it.
You cannot SCIENTIFICALLY present the BIBLE. It’s a contradiction in terms

“Young earth creationist scientists”
AN oxymoron.

“have a number of compelling arguments for young earth creationism,”
I’m sure they think they’re compelling….

“as well as having a number of compelling arguments against the evolutionary view.”
Most of what I’ve seen creationists demonstrate is that they don’t know what evolution actually is. Some of thse ‘compelling arguments’ assume that the Big Bang is part of evolution, for example. Easily dismissed as ignorant.

“One needs to go no further than the Dissent From Darwin list of over 600 Ph.D scientists stating skepticism over, "random mutations and selection" being responsible for the biological changes required for evolution.”
They dissent. There’s a bigger list of scientists who are named ‘Steve’ who accept evolution. You cannot win by a popularity argument.
And you cannot get evolutionary theory junked without providing a better scientific theory that explains all the data. ‘Goddidit’ is not a scientific theory.

alice #fundie

“straight men hate anything with strong feminine energy.”
Ever see David Lee Roth’s bodyguards? Big, strong, muscular, weight-lifting women.
I gotta say, I’ve seen a LOT of men’s porn during my time in the service. and quite a few men get really excited by pictures of muscular women. Competitive weight lifters, wrestlers, just beefy and bumpy women.
Your sweeping statement here is not all that accurate. Certainly not universal.

“the patriarchy pits logic and emotions against each other as if they can’t co-exist.”
I dunno. Once i found a girl that made my dick hard, I put a lot of rational thought into figuring out how to get closer to her.

“astrology is dominated by lgbt+,”
Never once knew that the person reading my fortune was LGBT… Not saying they couldn’t have been, but it might come as a surprise to her daugther…

“ppl who identify as women/enby and POC.”
Near as I can tell, you’re just wrong with every statement you make.

“feminine energy & interests are always ridiculed.”
Every single statement.

Jonathan Turley #wingnut

Tommy Jordan #psycho #wingnut

Y’know, kids remember things.

She can do far more psychological damage in the future by doing one thing that’ll be nothing to her, and by doing exactly that: nothing. Except one thing:

Forgetting about you.

She can mentally torture you by not so much as raising one finger on her hand: even to so much as type an e-mail to you on a laptop she completely owns, because she’s at the age where she’s working and bought that computer.

Because you forgot to not raise your hand: holding that gun which caused her to remember to forget you.

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia

Jewels #wingnut

Worshipping a manchild?

You’ll eventually realise why there are adults who now see your Cheeto Mussolini for what it really is: even before now.

You’ll soon be forced to grow up, little MAGAt.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

ealgeone #homophobia #transphobia

“We used to ban homosexuals from the military and highly classified jobs.”
Because they could be blackmailed if someone knew they were gay.
In making homosexuality legal, we actually make the nation MORE secure, because no one will have to violate security to hide their perfectly legal sexuality.

Imagine someone saying, “Give me the safe combination or I’ll tell your wife you’re faithful to her!”
You’re not at all motivated to hand over the combo, are you?

- Jimmy, Lancaster, CA #fundie

“George Jackson from New Jersey, im sorry, im christian, but FUCK YOU!”
Meh. NO need to be sorry.
It’s not like anyone expects you Christains to be any more moral than you have to be.

“evolution is one of the most STUPIDEST things man has ever thought of.”
Betcha 400 quatloos you don’t understand it well enough to reject it.

“it always changes, and evolutionist have searched and searched before for evidence, and never found anything.”
Yeah, that’s a lie. It’s among the most evidenced theories in science.

“Christianity is based on faith.”
Certainly not based on reading the Bible…

“So, you dont believe in stuff you cant see?”
THere’s plenty of stuff i can’t see that I know is real. Nice stereotype.

“well, i cant see your brain, so it obviously must not exist eh?”
Yeah, I’ve heard that anecdote. No names, no dates, no mention of the school it supposedly took place at, and no room for the professor’s low-hanging response.
It didn’t happen.

“seeing is not believeing, its faith”
No, if you SEE it, it’s not faith, you have evidence.