KeithInc.

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Patriarch Verlch #fundie

“So when all of these men gather together to vote on the best ways to support the theory of evolution.”
They do not get together, they don’t vote.
I am not in any biology pipeline, but I do write curricula.
Whoever is responsible for a textbook on evolution gets some subject matter experts together to discuss what needs to be in the evolution unit.
high points, famous examples, famous mistakes, known hoaxes, history. Basics, including any experiments the student might perform, observations they might replicate.
A Subject Matter Expert is chosen to write the Learning Objectives, which are shopped around.
The overview of the chapter is shopped around.
It gets written, then shopped around.
Images are requested, then made or acquired, and the choices are shopped around.
The final copy gets sent to reviewers. Those checking for spelling and grammar, and those checking for technical accuracy.

“Tell them there is able evidence that goes against the official story line.”
I don’t think there’s any such thing, though.
There may be evidence that cannot be explained by the current theory. But no silver bullet that completely disproves the entire body of knowledge covered by the theory.
More than likely, what you are thinking about is something that YOU think supports the Bible-narrative, and you THINK can’t be explained by naturalistic science. I mean, that’s what you guys keep on doing, over and over. And then acting all KINDS of butthurt if someone shows how the science can explain it.

“Ask for a re vote so they might included some bible based scientists.”
Science is naturalistic. No supernatural at all, by definition.
The bible is a record of the supernatural history and the supernatural influences on the Hebrew people through all of time.
Bible-based science is a contradiction in terms.
Bible-based scientists are fucking liars.

“Science shouldn't be able to vote out of existence solid evidence that smashes their theory,”
Got any?

“ their time line”
Feel free to publish where scientists perform peer review.

“and quakes the very foundation of their ideologue at the same time.”
Sounds pretty arrogant.
Where would one find this silver bullet?

The Budget Savvy Travelers #transphobia #homophobia #wingnut

“These clowns praised every idiot who knelt for the American flag like it was the Second Coming. “Brave!”
Because Knee-jerk conservatives didn’t pay ANY heed to why he was kneeling, just bitching that he had the AUDACITY to disrespect the flag.

“But the second a guy even questions the rainbow gay sex transvestite pedo-adjacent flag?”
Because the first guy wasn’t questioning the nation’s right to exist, just some of the policies/actions. The second guy questions the rights of the LGBTQ+ to exist. Different flag, different emotion entirely.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #sexist

Emotional maturity? After 10 years of Trump’s name-calling and tantrums?
Tell me you think his attack on Iran was emotionally stable, much less mature.
As he fires yet another cabinet member…

HardToSwallow #sexist

“[Venting] Anyone else gotten more and more agressive?”
An aggressive incel. Who’d have thought.

“I cannot contain myself anymore. I almost hit my own mom in the face yesterday.”
Almost. But you DID contain yourself, huh?

“Female nature just makes me so fucking mad, I simply cannot fathom that this is how it is, the powerlessness gets too much to handle.”
Screaming in impotent rage, the incel… Does nothing.

“Everwhere I look I see blackpill, I see girls lying through their teeth, manipulating men, getting a free pass to everything they want in life”
I can see how it looks to you. They put in effort, earn their rewards.
You put in no effort, earn no rewards.
So clearly, they get everything handed to you, you get everything taken away.

“and I see them being bitchy and arrogant about it”
they said ‘no.’ That’s not necessarily bitchy OR arrogant. Except in your head.

“and I see these pathetic fucking cucks kissing the ground they walk on.”
So, WE treat women like people and get laid.
YOU think that such behavior is for losers…. and get bupkes.

“It's truly sickening. I almost hate those men more than foids, they're the ones allowing this, they're the ones who have put us in this situation.”
The situation where we get laid, right? That’s what you’re trying to make us feel guilty about?

“The only reason females have the power they have today is because weak men let them.”
Okay. I rolled over this morning and had sex, because she was in the mood. there are benefits to letting her pick the time and place.

larry lunchpail #fundie

“proofs are for scientists,”
No, science doesn’t do proof. Science does evidence.
Proof is for math, courtrooms, and alcohol.

“and/or people with time to amuse people of your ilk,”
If you’re going to argue that something is true, evidence really helps bring that discussion home.

“im an artist, i can go around making all the outrageous unsubstantiated claims that i wish.”
And no one has to pay you any mind at all.

“ in addition to my own general apathy, the fact that you took that [pro-evolution] site at face value without investigatings its claims on your own (hey if its online its gotta be true) leads me to believe that youre immune to proofs anyhow.”
So, again, you don’t need evidence, you just spout whatever goes through your mind,.

“theres some logic for ya, thatll hafta suffice.”
that’s not logic, that’s just your bias. Logic evaluates an idea, you just made an ad hominem attack.

“’prove this, prove that wah, wah, wah' hahahaha dude you know what i said was true, youre just trying to get me to do your homework, so to speak.”
Oh, yes, asking you to evidence your own claim, that’s on me as a lazy person. Uh huh.

electronicoffee #transphobia #wingnut #sexist #dunning-kruger

“Hey dumbshit. How am I sexist for addressing the biological reality that girls prefer to play with dolls and boys prefer to play with trucks?”
That’s a biological reality?
So, if we put toys in front of kids from a tribe that’s never seen dolls OR trucks, the boyswill play with the trucks and the girls with the dolls?
Meh. I played with GI Joes for a long time. And those dolls drove trucks, so there’s that.

But, yeah, deciding that social trends are Biologically Encoded Realities is sexist.

“Sorry you hate science”
You have a study to quote? Or a textbook?

“or that gendersex is a binary that largely dictates much of behavioral reality.”
You have a study to quote? Or a textbook?

“I don't give a fuck about your anecdotal life evidence. No one does.”
It does disprove biological reality, though.

“You don't even know what a regressive means because you ARE a literal regressive.”
Regressive? you’re saying girls USED TO play with trucks? Boys with dolls?
Doesn’t that also poke ‘biological reality’ one in the fucking eye?

“Pathetic. Gender and sex were synonymous for most of history until redefined by a feminist asshat professor in the late 60s.”
Well, that just ignores Dr. Henry Benjamin’s work since the 40s.
And also the history of transgendered people who go back at least as far as history.
So, wrong. WRonger. And wrongest.

“We're reclaiming it.”
Wouldn’t that be regressive?

Skelington #fundie

“Children being hurt from pedophilia is a social construct.”
Weird how the only people i see that are saying this are pedophiles…

“ The act itself is inherently harmless.”
My dude, I have been harmed by sex with an adult.
It’s not inherently harmless, and that’s not counting the gross imbalance of power.
And, again, only pedophiles maintain this, too.

“The victimization idea to not let anyone or anything touch you and that those that do are horrible people is something forced into children from a very young age.”
Right there beside ’don’t eat food off the floor, don’t touch the hot stove, and don’t pull Kitty’s tail, yes.

“Couple that with a child molester being aware that what they are doing is illegal and that they are committing one of the most moral atrocities imaginable, and you have a kid more than likely being forced into the acts and threatened into secrecy. Those are what cause the damage.”
So, the pedophilia IS causing harm. How in the hell would you prove that it was the threats and secrecy rather than the entire relationship causing harm? I mean, other than you desperately wanting to fuck kids without consequences?

“And forcing counseling on pedophiles or any fetish bearer is little different from forcing counseling on a homosexual to not have sex with their own sex.”
There’s a difference between fetishes that MUST cause harm, and those that are performed between consenting adults.

I can’t see anything in this entire post that isn’t self-serving spin, if not a lie.

Mando Salama #fundie

“Why NASA and its scientists insist that the universe is not like what the Qura'n says?”
Because Science is purely naturalistic, nothing supernatural?

“The HADITH said that the distance betwenn the Earth and the first heaven is 500 years.. not light years but in that age's way of measuring .. walking and riding camels.”
That’s a supernatural destination, with supernatural travel to it.
Scientists can’t speak scientifically to that.

“Now it is said that billions and billions of miles distance us from stars.. then it is said that there is no end to the universe,”
As the science says.

“ although it is known in islam that there is heavens and the chair of god and the ultimate ceiling of the worlds:”
Not science.

“ sedrat al-muntaha. those new beliefs made man unaware of his importance.”
Our supernatural importance is not part of science, so no biggie.

“ they told us we are just specks of dust.. nothing.”
From a naturalistic view, sure. This is not a rebuttal to any supernatural outlook. it’s completely apart.

“That leads to man behaving as if there is no meaning in life..”
Does anyone fly a plane into a skyscraper because their life has no meaning?

“ Atheists love this line of thinking..”
No, we don’t ‘love’ it, we just don’t see any reason to think there’s a supernatural sponsor to our invisible meaning.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“Tragically, most of the people in society today don't consider pants on women as obscene, so it wouldn't hold up in court; but they sure did 100 years ago.”
And thus, Davey discovers that fashions change over time!
Join us tomorrow when Davey learns that ‘buxom’ used to mean ‘obedient.’ Sending the butler out for a buxom lass meant easy sex, not big boobs.

“Women were actually arrested for smoking in public 100 years ago.”
Wow. Yet another reason to be glad I’m not 100 years older…

"Alcohol was illegal in the good old days. The gangsters only thrived because of government corruption, not because of prohibition.”
A distinction that makes no difference. No one pays the cop to look the other way during a LEGAL purchase. If there wasn’t prohibition, dummy, there would be no need to corrupt the government.

tammychestnut #fundie

“I don't think he was an atheist, I think he was mad at God for "letting" his wife die, or maybe even started doubting God's existence, which lead to the book ["the origin of species"]. The book by the way has been discounted by much of modern science.”
1, evolutionary theory does NOT require a godless universe. It just doesn’t dovetail with those who take Genesis literally. If it’s a parable, there’s no conflict.
2, modern science knows a lot more about evolution than Darwin did. We know there are no missing links, for example. We know Darwin was wrong in some things, ignorant of others. We have not, however, discounted the book.

Nothing you say is true.

klepperx #sexist

“Women are incapable of unconditional love for anyone other than their children.”
Why would you care? Your idea of love is transactional. Things you’re willing to do for a woman so she’ll wet your peepee.

“Do you know why a man said that and not a woman? It’s unheard of for a female author to write of a past love who they broke up with.”
Isn’t that Taylor Swift’s entire song library? Or a big part of it?
And IIRC, the entire theme of Fear of Flying?

“For the same reason why all the great romance poets are men; because women are literally incapable of unconditional love.”
You need to read a LOT more.

“Even all the “great” romance stories written by women, if the man stopped doing what the woman liked and tipped the scale, the long beautiful love story, spanning over decades, would be over in the blink of an eye.”
If he isn’t doing what she likes, it’s not a love story. It’s a ‘why i left my lover’ story, that you say women don’t write.

“The “love” would be replaced with hate and loathing in a heartbeat; which confirms it wasn’t actual unconditional love in the first place.”
You still haven’t justified why unconditional love is the only love you’ll accept. I really doubt that you’re capable of it.

“Women treat men (and even other women) like tools; something they can use that serves them.”
That’s the incel motivation for all human relationships. I can see why you interpret everything around you that way.
If i pass a bakery and get my wife a cookie because i love her and am thinking of her, YOU interpret it as ‘something she expects me to do to keep her from leaving me.’

"And the when the tool stops performing as intended, they flip in a second from really appreciating the tool to hating it”
So, you can only mask your true nature for so long before they rear back in confusion and fear. You’re one of those guys who thinks wearing a Feminist t-shirt is a trick to get a blowjob, aren’t you?

"… men even love objects more than women love men. A car that broke down and almost killed a man at the end yet gave them 20 years of service,”
This is LITERALLY what you just accuse women of doing, loving a car because of what it’ll do for you.

“Why? It’s just the nature of the woman to be a conditional lover.”
Dude, it’s just beyond your capacity to understand true love.
So you try to vivisect it.
Women hate you because of YOUR nature, you misogynistic prick, not theirs.
This is why you get the same results with different women, and are unable to distinguish between them.

“Men do genuinely unconditionally love.”
Uh huh… And when the tits sag, or the waist disappears, or the hair returns to her natural color, none of them change their feelings, huh?
Very, very few men love unconditional. They’re called stalkers.
Gotta say, if my wife loses interest in scifi, puns, liberal politics, that’s it. I’m out of here. I mean, another 70 years sticking around, then I’m gone.

Nachisu Miku/Kenneth Christian Paul Schulz #racist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy #pratt #dunning-kruger

I always thought the most Christain game, like, EVER, was Monopoly.
Aim for prosperity, charity is a punishment, screw your friends, and the final round was ‘fuck you, I got mine.’
Oh, and some colors are WAY better than others.
Couldn’t be more authentic to me if you used a Crucifix as your playing piece…

SapphireGrl #fundie

“So material things and how much of these material things you can provide to one or two kids is more important than having a large family that God has blessed you with?”
Um, yeah.
We put three kids through college.
If we had ten kids, we’d have to Sophie’s Choice which one we paid for, which ones we signed up in the military.

“I'm sorry, Lori, but your attitude is exactly what is wrong with society today....”
I’m suspecting your attitude is the problem one…

“Who cares if they can't send their 15 children to montessori school, girl (and boy) scouts, summer camp, have math tutors, dance lessons, and whatever other materialistic things that other people think are so important and that their children just have to have.”
But all three of my kids had enough education to know that you should have put a ? at the end of that question.
And the answer is, I care. We did the best we could for each of our sons, part of which was limiting the number of sons we had.
You sneer at materialistic benefits, but their best chance for happiness spiritually is having their physical needs met. It’s a poor substitute if you’re homeless but good with God.

“Huge families like this used to be the norm.”
Along with a very high infant mortality rate.
We also vaccinated and they all lived to maturity.

TruthLover #fundie

Ultimately, this argument could be used for a lot of things.
My son once told me that there was a monster in his closet. I will admit, if there was, then a LOT of things I considered true would be wrong. However, I was not scared of the monster in his closet. Can you maybe imagine why not?

One of my shipmates on my first submarine told me that the engine room was haunted. A crane operator had a heart attack and died while moving one of our propulsion systems into the space. If a ghost was sitting on the reduction gears, much of what i knew would be wrong. I was not, however, scared of seeing the ghost when I went back to the engine room. Can you maybe imagine why not?

An incel told me that if I ever married, the woman would leave me for Chad, rape me in the divorce, and turn my kids against me. At the time I had been married for 35 years, now it’s up to 40. His ‘promise/prediction did not scare me, though if it came true, everything i knew about my life was wrong. Can you maybe imagine why not?

ikester7579 #fundie

“A absolute lie can only be determined by an absolute truth.”
How would you prove this to be truth?
Not just your say so, or an appeal to a god.
Prove you have access to absolute truth.

“And because evolution does not deal in absolutes, it makes it a fantasy,”
What total poppycock.
Most of reality isn’t absolute, it’s based on ‘good enough to get by.’

CaptainxAnarchy #fundie

“I wish scientists would explain how something was created from nothing.”
According to Hawking, Nature abhors nothing.
Virtual particles apparently just appear if you can achieve nothing.

“Their theories are mostly moronic.”
If you’re talking about evolution, it doesn’t say ‘something from nothing.’
If you’re talking about the Big Bang, it’s not ‘something from nothing’ and it’s not evolution.
The theories aren’t all that moronic, not as much as idiot’s misunderstandings of the theories.

“(Evolution) How can something recognize the need to change and then change it's offsprings DNA.”
Wow. My expectations were low, but you’re REALLY ignorant of what evolution says, aren’t you?
Anyone ever tell you that you probably have 30 mutations in your DNA, just because sex is an imperfect replicator?

vladimirlenincel #sexist

“Has anyone noticed the lack of empathy women possess?”
Yes! Exactly!
Last September, i got up to pee at about 1 in the morning. Couldn’t get back to sleep. Couldn’t catch my breath. Went to sit in my easy chair for a while, no good. Went back to bed, my wife woke up as i lay back down.
I told her i was unable to sleep and she STARTED making sympathetic sounds. ‘Poor baby’ and stuff like that.
I told her i could barely breathe, my chest felt congested, tightness of ribs, muscles, lungs.
SUDDENLY she stops sounding sympathetic and starts talking about going to the ER. This is 0300 hours by now. So, i got out of a warm bed, got dressed, dragged my ass out to the car… She hit all the lights on the way to the hospital, ignored half of them. Dropped me off in the ER… I was in an exam room almost before she parked the car and caught up to me.
Nurses talked about ‘a cardiac event,’ while the doctor straight up said, ’You’re having a heart attack!’
Of course, it had stopped being difficult to breathe about the time she hit the parking lot. She still wasn’t sympathetic to my desire to go home.

So, yeah, women are evil. Including the heartless woman who saved my life for the, i dunno, fifth time? Sixth?

Jim #sexist #fundie #homophobia #racist #wingnut #forced-birth

“Female emancipation prevents successful reproduction”
I’m a feminist, my wife is a feminist, we met in the chowline of the ship we were both assigned to.
Been married forty years, we have three kids. Oldest has a daughter.
So, no, it doesn’t PREVENT reproduction.
Doesn’t even seem to put undue stress on it.
So, you’re just wrong.
Or lying.

“because it leads to no-fault divorce,”
No-fault divorce only means that you don’t have to spy on your spouse and prove infidelity to get a divorce, you can just say you don’t wish to be married to them anymore.

“which is in practice men-are-at-fault divorce, because it encourages women to pursue options inconsistent with marriage and family,”
I don’t know of any pursuits that are inconsistent with marriage and family. Maybe, maybe they’re not EASILY conducive to marriage, but that just means it requires actual work.

“and all this is contrary to the will of God,"
Who was invited to our wedding, but never showed up, and never delivered a gift. So, like, fuck him.

“and commands women to be under the authority first of fathers, then of husbands,”
Yeah, I’m not a sexist misogynist like your god, so not something I’m interested in.

“and because it leads to demographic catastrophe, the problem of the missing grandchildren.”

But, I have a grandkid.
though it would not be a catastrophe for me if i didn’t. If the other two sons don’t have kids, I will still cherish them. just won’t buy them nearly as many teddy bears as my granddaughter.

Os Hillman #fundie

“Amazingly, 94% of all the quotes of the Founders who wrote our founding documents had their origin in the Bible,”
That’s absolute and total bullshit.
Where in the Federalist papers, do they quote the Bible?
Where in the Constitution do they mention scripture?
Where in the Old or New testament does God champion religious freedom?

“which shows the importance of God's word in their lives and of this nation's founding.”
Yes it actually does. I mean, the ACTUAL number of Bible quotes in the founding documents does.

Jonisdaman #fundie

“let me just point 2 the most retarted”
More retarded than that spelling?

“thing he said "humans are still apes"”
Yes. Taxonomists place humans as part of the ape subgroup of primates. Even if we didn’t evolve from another species, we have more in common with apes than any other grouping.

“I wonder what evidence he has 2 support that.”
Any biology textbook.

khazul #fundie

“The only problem with the Bible being stories and myth or whatnot is that it would be very unique.”
Are you SURE? How many religious books have you read?
Or myths?

“I mean, all of it's major players ahve huge falws with them.”
The Old Testament is a constant stream of the Hebrews fucking up, and God punishing them. The flaws don’t make the characters human, they justify God’s treatment of his chosen people.

“Look at David. Great guy, man after God's own heart. Adulturer and murderer.”
He fucked up, God killed his kid.

“ He's not the perfect heroe like heroes should be.”
Perfect Heroes?

In the eddas, Thor goes into Giant lands and fucks the giants’ wives. He gets caught. When he comes running back with justifiably angry husbands in hot pursuit, he shouts that the giants are attacking Asgard, and everyone runs to the defense of Asgard, actually saving Thor from the consequences of his actions.

Zeus was all the TIME cheating on his wife, and either turning women into constellations to hide them, or Hera turned them into beasts for revenge.

The Goddess Inanna died in Hell and had to find a substitute. Someone had to take her place so she could go back to Heaven. She left her husband there.

“ The Bible is all too true in its depiction of men.”
In the commentary on Sun Tzu’s Art of War, there’s a story about a King of China who got insulted time after time, and his advisors counseled him to declare war. He always gave in. By the time he got the last insult, where a neighbor wanted him to give up land for their convenience, a few advisors still demanded war. Most were giving the king answers they thought he wanted. “Who can deny a few acres to a neighbor, sire.”
He shouted that land is the basis of kings’ rule, giving it up is giving up power, beheaded the ass kissers, and rode to war and victory (because no one expected military action by that time).

Every time Jesus says ’I’m going to whip out a miracle,’ the apostles are ‘no way.’
Every time. Even after declaring ‘He can miracle! He IS the Messiah’ the next miracle, these same idiots are all ‘No WAY!’
If they were real people, not cardboard cutouts, they’d be starting to bet the villagers that he could do it.

The drunk republican #wingnut #transphobia

“If you’re dooming on Trump”
Who started an unnecessary war that’s going to destroy the world’s economy and maybe the oil industry? Yeah, we’re just mad that he wouldn’t publish his college transcripts.

“it’s worth remembering that a little over a year ago we had people enlisting in the military for free sex changes and hospitals across the country butchering confused children’s bodies.”
I don’t think anyone joined the military for the sex change, and no one did bottom surgery on minors unless it was a medical emergency.
So, it’s not only NOT worth remembering, it’s just you being a hatemonger.

“That shit, and so much more, has all but disappeared.”
Heh. Yeah, it’s not in your headlines, so it’s not happening. Yep.

Revengeofmedusa #sexist #crackpot

I think i read this novel. Wasn’t it supposed to be a series, in reaction to the Tribes of Gor series?
IIRC, it was kinda hamfisted, more message than story.
And puns. A lot of puns.
Not really worth the 25 cents the library charged me for the copy.

Garvan Ellison #fundie

“Things I hate

* action figures”
Um, why? Don’t buy them, then. Why bother to hate them?

"* deviant sexual practices”
Deviant from what? Plenty of radical women think the missionary position is deviant….

“* evolution”
It’s the same science methods that made your computer. Get off the internet, hypocrite.

"* heliocentrism”
So, you’re a luddite?

“* psychiatry”
I take it you’re late for your appointment?

“* uncovered ceilings with metal beams”
Sitting on my submarine, looking up at the deck plates above me, wondering what the hell happened to you.

Caveat Lector #fundie

"I have such faith that I ride my Harley sometimes with my eyes closed just for the thrill of it. ; )"
What thrill?
I drive with my eyes open and there’s no thrill because I’m as safe as i can manage it.
If you’re all that safe because of your faith, then how would there be any thrill?
Either you’re NOT in danger or you enjoy the danger, you can’t have both.

Merciel #fundie

“Everybody should be celibate.”
No one will date you, I take it?

“If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses.”
But how many people would be Christains if their parents did not raise them to be Christains?
How can the church go on just depending on Converts?
This is the model the Shakers had, no sex, no children, only recruiting.
Note that there are not a lot of Shakers except at historical reenactment sites.

Viktoriaashleyy #fundie

“Shut up.”
Die screaming. This is fun.

“You are not an omnivore, you are a carnist.”
Hmmm.
Omnivore refers to what I am capable of eating,
Carnist is what I choose to eat.
I had salad last night with my steak, so both apply.

“You are not designed to eat meat, you choose to.”
Can’t buy that. Hominid teeth marks are found on the fossils of all sorts of carnivore kills. We’ve been road-kill scavengers for longer than we’ve had fire.

Rippedrichandincel #sexist

“This is true. Giving birth to children is morally indistinguishable from rape.”
Rape is having sex with someone AFTER they withhold consent, or if they are incapable of consenting.
Not sure when we’re expected to ask the preborn if they consent to being borned.

“In either case you thrust upon an individual something they have not consented to.”
Rape is traumatizing. Birth is traumatic, but i doubt you’re really upset by the event. More likely by the way you turned out. So it’s not that you didn’t consent to being born, but to being born into an incel body. No way your parents could have known.

“If you wish to say it's ok in the case or childbirth because unborn children cannot consent, then you must say it's ok to rape unconscious femoids because they too cannot consent.”
No, that’s not the distinction. But no one even has the CHANCE to get laid without being born. I can’t believe with all the importance incels place on sex, that you’d turn down even the chance of sex.

“Child birth is evil, though you know this already because you creeps posted my posts about it”
No, i really don’t know that. I know that YOU are a whiny little waste of sperm, but that’snot a reflection on all parents or al lchildbirth.

Lori Alexander #fundie

“A 15 month is not too young to spank. It’s the perfect time to begin actually.”
Yeah, my son was about 18 months when he wanted to go outside. He had a coat on, because he knew coats were necessary. And he had a diaper on. Nothing else. I said no, because it was 9 at night and about 2 degrees outside in Groton, CT. he hauled off and hit me.
Okay, so little buddy can connect disappointment with physical harm.
I got the baseball bat and hit him against the wall for hitting me. Broke four ribs and one leg, and he’s limped ever since. But he never hit ME again.

NOW, for some woke reason, he won’t let me babysit his daughter. Thanks, PC police…/s

Guzman (AKA Supersport) #fundie

“I've got this guy's book, "Forbidden Archeology" and it's amazing how much data is buried by the scientific community -- they only accept what fits their pre-conceived paradigm.”
And this is why they eventually disproved Piltdown Man? Because it stopped fitting with their preconceived paradigm, which it was built to fit?

“To me, this shows that the rock dating system is flawed.”
The entire scientific industry says that radiometric dating works, and you’ve got one book that says the entire scientific industry is lying. So you agree with the one guy?
Sounds like you don’t need evidence, you were already convinced.

“The idea that modern-type humans with intelligent brains could have lived on this earth for millions of years is hard to believe.”
Millions? I grew up watching Korg, 70,000 BC. That’s tens of thousands, not even one million.
Your complaint just shows your ignorance on the topic.

“I do not believe, for example that it would take humans millions of years to figure out how to read, write, be artistic or grow crops in a field.”
Cool. NO one is claiming that they did.

“These things showed up several thousand years ago, which is probably not too long after their creation.”
So, you have absolutely no use for the science except if you can fit it into YOUR pre-conceived paradigm…

artmalique #moonbat

EPHRIAM777 #fundie

“Did you know that Carl Sagan NOW knows Jesus Christ is really who he said he was....! YEP.. I have proof of that.....AND you can dig that truth out of THE rock..that was on a hillside..”

So, your best evidence for your favorite skybeast is… that you’re sure a dead guy is experiencing unending torture. And that makes you smile.
Vomit emoji, all caps, underlined.
And you submit the testimony of many dead guys, including anonymous ones, as ‘proof.’
Couple of words you’re not clear on the concept of, huh?

Ann M. #fundie

“It is so sad that Satan has injected the thoughts into people's minds that they cannot have a personal relationship with God”
Satan?
It’s the early Christain Church that hunted down and destroyed all the Gnostic gospels, just so they could maintain the need for an intercessor.
Where would the church be without that business model that we need THEM to get to HIM?

“and that somehow the people that serve God are "brainwashed" into doing so.”
Well, everyone in my church was raised to the faith from birth, so what the fuck else would you call it? Deep immersion, daily renforcement, the occassional spot check and purity examination…

“When you feel love and have a relationship with someone, do you consider yourself brainwashed?”
More to the point, if you ARE brainwashed, would you consider yourself brainwashed?

“Probably not, so it is with people that have allowed Christ to live inside them.”
Meh.
When I had the Christ inside me, it was indistinguishable from having Zeus inside me.

“ When Christ lives inside you you have a love and a relationship with him.”
Which doesn’t change if he doesn’t actually exist, though. It’s just you being infatuated.

“That relationship is not determined by a minister or a church, its within. I love Jesus, he talks to me and we have a thing going on.”
That’s tacky…

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

@TatersForever5481 #226749
No, no, no, it MUST be the gaming. There’s no other explanation for a teenager seeking escapism, especially DESPERATELY seeking escapism. Especially while she’s working up the nerve to confront her parents with a truth they’re not prepared to credit…

Oroci_Iori #fundie

“I see way too often atheists have trouble understanding how serious God is about sin.”
What’s to understand? If your balance of salvation vs. sin is even 1 sin to the negative, you’re tortured pointlessly for all of eternity. That’s pretty serious.
Pretty insane, too.
One great big revenge fantasy for everyone who’s angry at atheists, agnostics, other Christains, other theists, scientists, elites, elitists, liberals, people with a reading level over the 5th grade, voters, cops, judges…

Atheistbutthurt #fundie

“It gets 10/10 solely due to the massive butt hurt it has caused atheists.”
Ah. So your 10 out of 10 is meaningless. Like the Christains on Amazon who don’t read the books, they just figure if it’s pro- or anti-creationism and give it stars accordingly. Sometimes before it’s actually published.
Or those teenaged girls on fanfic sites, who love the characters that are shipped without reading the story. (“Thank you for writing this, I always thought Bella’s best choice was the lunch lady at school!”)

“Proving the premise of the movie true (that atheists are bitter, spiteful and angry people who attempt to use science to refute God),”
Wait. How does ‘atheists being mad at the movie’ prove that they’re using science to refute God?
Maybe they’re just mad because the premise is a lie and an attack?

“the atheists have taken to writing emotional charged reviews attacking the movie whilst generalizing Christians”
Oh, noes! You say “THE ATHEISTS” are generalizing Christains? Not some atheists, or a particular group of atheists, just… Atheists in general, huh?
And not a trace of irony, either.

ReformedApologian #fundie

“Jesus isn't obligated to save you from what your sins deserve;”
Why not?
First of all, at the end of The Flood, we find that Man is just MADE with ‘wicked’ in his nature. If i sin, it’s the fault of my maker.
Second, he’s the one who decides what my sins are! If it’s in my nature to lust after beautiful women, which happens well below my conscious level, it’s also his decision that it’s something to punish me for?
Third, he’s the one who decides what my sins deserve: Forgiveness, purgatory, oblivion, and Hell.
His fingerprints are ALL OVER this sin shit.

“the defintion of grace is 'undeserved favor.'”
Which still doesn’t end his obligations to clean up his own messes.

“If you end up in Hell, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.”
Depends. Am I in Hell for things I could or could not control?
because if it’s just ‘my nature’ to do something, and the author of my nature punishes me for it, he’s culpable.

“If the Lord does eventually save you, you'll have no one to thank but Him.”
Oh, yes, thank you for creating me with a predilection towards wicked and then setting the bar higher than my little toe.

Waitingforhiscoming #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

“Praise God! Glorously Saved!”
Yawn.

“I am so thankful to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Several months ago, I was a faithful reader of a devilish anti-Christian blog, Fundies Say The Darndest Things.”
Too bad you typed the whole thing out… And misspelled it.
And most of us, here, know we’re not anti-Christain, we’re anti-idiot.
Oh. I just realized why maybe you couldn’t tell the difference…

“However, after reading some of the despicable comments by those people that post there,”
Wait, wait. You were a faithful reader for a while, but THEN you read some of the comments? Your lie isn’t even internally consistent.

“I decided to once again, look at my Bible.”
A faithful FSTDT reader, and despicable comments send you to the Bible?
What weird, weird logic. A plus B equals Potato.

“I came to the conclusion that atheism is a tool of the devil to blind people.”
Uh huh…

“I bowed my knee and accepted Jesus as my Savior.”
See, I’d have said ‘bent my knees’ or ‘bowed my head.’ This phrasing is someone who’s been blooded by the Lamb for a while…

revolutiongames2004 #fundie

“by killing the baby you are implying that that Human is an Animal,”
Verbs.
You are INFERRING that I am saying that humans are animals… Which is my understanding. I mean, we’re not plants.

“is that what you are saying?”
We are animals, not that this fact has any impact on my support for abortion.

“ an animal has no choice on whether it lives or dies,”
Um, my dad wasn’t ready to die and he died anyway, against his wishes.
What sort of power are you imagining that you have?

“thats a humans choice,”
Yes, that’s why every time I enter the hospital, they ask if i want to be resuscitated if the worst should happen.

“so are you saying that this soon to be born baby is an animal i think you are mistaken.”
I think you’re in a philosophy null zone, snapping around you like a turtle.

Knowledge Transfer #wingnut #homophobia

"My responses were then employed to pulverize that lie because same sex consensual relationships harm everyone especially when others are forced to accept the normalcy of such abnormal, unnatural and unhealthy relationships.”
Well, first off, it’s rapidly becoming normal as more and more people accept it.
And we keep finding species that exhibit the behavior, so it’s perfectly natural.
And it’s no more unhealthy than hetersex.
But harmed?
How in the name of indoor carpeting are you HARMED by accepting that not everyone lives by your church’s rules?
It’s been a fact since before your religion existed.

“As an example, here is just one of the malevolent goals: "Present homosexuality, promiscuity and degeneracy as normal, natural and healthy."”
And that’s malevolent?

“Homosexuality automatically includes promiscuity and degeneracy in one stench ridden package like a 3 point play in basketball...one shot three points.”
Thank you for explaining a 3 point play.
But i think that’s not much of a play, that’s just a shot from beyond the 3 point line.
And i would need some support for the claim that being gay automatically includes promiscuity? But how is that harming YOU? It’s not illegal for straights to be promiscuous, and plenty are. Suddenly, if gays do it, you’re… Harmed?
And degeneracy is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of women see a hetero couple as degenerate… Big whoop.

“Just a few questions: 1) if homosexuality was normal; natural; and healthy, why pray tell would it ever need to be presented as if it were normal, natural and healthy;”
Because dipshit, superstitious, stick-in-the-muds like you exist and your bullshit needs to be countered.

“wouldn't such presentations be superfluous?”
Once all of you die, yes, it will.

“2) if homosexuality was normal, natural and healthy, why pray tell is the cited goal above one of the 45 goals within the Communist Takeover of America given that Communism seeks to destroy America from within on its way to one world Godless; soulless; family destroying; life hating; sodomy saluting; wealth redistributing world rule?”
Good god, I’m related to too many English teachers to be able to read that sentence for content.

Walter Martin #fundie

“1.Demons speak in mulitaple voices and in muplitaple languages unknown to the person that they possess”
Yeah, when my blood sugar gets low enough I start speaking in tongues, too.
I could understand my wife, when she said, “Get in the car, we’re going to the ER” but she couldn’t understand ME saying, “No, no, I’m fine!”

“2. Demons exbit superhuman strength”
So do really stressed people with adrenaline.

“3.Demons hav access to private infromation that a possessed person could never know”
Are demons subject to HIPAA?

“4. Demons respond to and obey the authoirty and the name of Jesus Christ”
That would be interesting, then, since I don’t.
Imagine if you said, ‘The Power Of Christ Compels You’ and I said, “Yeah, okay.” then my wife would be saying, “Get in the car!” again.

jessieforjesus #fundie

“ I try to tell her that that voice that speaks to her, that tells her to perform these good works is God”
Weird, then, that god has THAT MUCH influence on her, but hasn’t told her to go to church and become a Christain…?

Andy Schlafly #fundie

“Most atheists,”
Oh, goody! You have numbers, then? You have the rsults of a survey or something to support claiming ‘most’?

“while clinging to materialism,”
I’d say that many atheists don’t see a reason to accept the supernatural, but close enough.

“have very bizarre beliefs about things no one sees.”
Um… Like what?
Like the possibility of life on other planets? The math is pretty impressive.
Gravity? Relativity?
What ‘unseen’ things are you even talking about?
And why is it an atheist trait?

P.A. #fundie

“I have a friend who witnessed a dinosaur fossil find (in a road widening cut) over a decade ago”
Friend have a name?
Road widening have a state? Highway number? Mile marker?
What kind of dinosaur?

“where an Indian arrowhead had directly damaged the bone.”
My grandparents used to collect arrowheads in Southern Idaho. I went with them a few times. I found a lot of AMAZING arrow tips, clear signs of flint knapping, symmetrical shape, classic arrowhead shape… And then you turn the rock over and the other side is untouched. NOT an artifact.

But let’s say that the fossil was damaged by a real arrow. So, at some point in the past, an Indian shot at a dinosaur. Wounded it enough to break a bone, but didn’t end up butchering it. So it died, got buried... With the arrow?
The flesh rotted away, as well as the shaft of the arrow…
But the arrowhead was not embedded in the bone? It just… Damaged it? Then… Stayed next to the bone that it chipped? And when they dug into the side of the hill, they took away enough rocks to see it was a dinosaur fossil AND find the arrowhead, AND know that the bone had arrowhead damage FROM THAT ARROW?

“At that time he wondered why they were excavating so quickly.”
Every time I’ve ever HEARD of construction crews finding fossils, they bitch about losing work while paleontologists carefully recover the fossil.

“They claimed that it had to be a fraud.”
Not their decision to make, idiot.

“The local university, being evolutionists, hushed it up.”
Um, how?
Did they tell your friend to shut up? Pay him to be silent? Threaten his life, his wife, his pet hamster?
What did they do to ‘hush it up’ if your ‘friend’ is telling the story?

“This goes on all the time.”
You have one anecdote that makes, frankly, ZERO sense, and claim it’s widespread?
I’m just gonna go ahead and say that you’re clearly lying.

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

@JM1234 #252228
“The sort of long term navel commitment that opening the Strait would require is much harder.”
Well, we can send in the Trump Class Battleships that are still being developed, haven’t been funded, aren’t really battleships, and the Surface Fleet hasn’t had nuclear capability for a long, long time.
So, yeah, practically wrapping up operations already!

bluetrinity #fundie

“The claim is not extraordinary. In fact, I would say that atheists' claims are much more extraordinary.”
I do not believe in any gods. What’s extraordinary about that?

“I would think that almost every human being believes in some form of spiritual life.”
Ah. And ‘not the usual’ is your definition of ‘extraordinary’?
Ookay.
Most of the world, except the Catholics, think the Catholic religion is wrong.
Most of the world, except for the Mormons, think that the Mormon religion is wrong.
Most of the world disbelieves the Baptists, excepting the Baptists.
Most of the world rejects Islam, saving the Muslims.
Most of the world rejects Shinto, Hindu, Buddhist beliefs.
Any religion you pick, 99% of the world’s religions do NOT believe they’re accurate.

Most of the world actually agrees with atheism on 99% of the world’s religions.
That makes us the usual.
And the Burden is still on you, to prove that gods exist at all, THEN that a particular one exists, then that your flavor of worship is correct…

Tony Miano #fundie

“Appealing to authority is only fallacious when that to which one appeals has no legitimate authority.”
Yes. Referring to experts is why we HAVE experts.
The fallacy, though, is appealing to RESPECT FOR authorities.
Einstein is a smart physicist. Appealing to him to explain relativity is how it works.
Quoting him to prove that piety is rational? That’s a fallacy. He’s not an expert on religions, his opinion is not the result of amazing research, you’re just hoping his opinion will sway people who think he’s smart.

" I appeal to the Creator and His infallible Word.”
The Word that describes a Flat Earth and a Solid Sky.
Yeah, that’s not compelling.

“And the fight is over before it begins.”
Oh, fuck right off, it is not.

“With the above in mind, I will not offer up any pieces of evidence to refute Nye's claims against God and creationism.”
yes, yes, tuck your fail between your legs and scamper off, pretending you carried the day.

“Everyone looks at the same evidence.”
No, they do not.
Creationists do not understand how index fossils work, and constantly dismiss evidence they do not actually look at.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@kuyohashi #252188

Make it more ‘Edge of Tomorrow’ type of movie. Joe Bagodonuts is watching TV where they announce that certain streets will be closed tomorrow to honor a local boy who died in Iran because of Trump He says ‘who cares’ just as lightning strikes his house and ball lightning shoots from the TV to Joe.
Wakes up on the battlefield with just enough time to get out of the foxhole before a grenade lands in it. Of course, he dies about ten times before he realizes he has to jump out AS SOON as he appears… Then the movie has him working his way across Iran, trying to survive the battlefield, with the violence making less and less sense, and the officers’ orders make less and less sense, and the invasion making no sense…

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

Wait, we won the war.
The war he promised not to fight.
And we don’t need anyone’s help, but we blame the countries that would not help us with the war that we won the first day, to destroy the nuclear capability we destroyed the week before?

And the draft dodger who wants to be a war hero has the unmitigated fucking GALLto lecture other countries about delayed courage?
Fuck you in EVERY hole with a rocket launcher, you self-serving coward.

Robert T. lee #fundie

“Try hard, if you will, to perceive the worth of atheism and if you make a proper assessment of its worth to any portion of mankind, it will be revealed to you that atheism is a demonic ideology or religion that is utterly worthless, to say the least.”
Wait, assessing the worth tells me it’s demonic?
So much for credibility, this is just you ranting at strawmen.

“It darkens the minds of its subjects and bring curses upon every facet of human life.”
EVERY facet? So, when I wipe my ass, the toilet paper is CURSED?
Yep. Just you ranting, and hyperbole.

“The two basic responsibilities every person of mankind has are to love God more than all else and to love mankind.”
Eh. My teddy bear is more real to me than any of the gods, and mankind includes a lot of fucking louts.

“Atheism accomplishes neither one of these responsibilities.”
How could it? It doesn’t accept either of those as responsibilities imposed upon us by any of the gods.

“ It blasphemes against God and brings harm and death upon mankind.”
Atheism brings harm on mankind? It’s Believers that kill abortion doctors and bomb the clinics, dumbass.

“Atheists are not fit to be parents; they are not fit to be employed in any portion of any society; they are not fit to be any kind of leaders in any society, nor are they fit to serve in any area of public trust. Atheism makes every person who embraces it unfit for any good work.”
Do you feel better, now? Get a lot of that bile out?
I threw up this morning, luckily before i took any of my medications, and i do feel better without the bile.

“Atheist are not even fit to live. They have forfeited the right to life by virtue of being unfit for any good thing.”
And why would anyone credit you and the spleen you’re venting?

“The decline or absence of morals in any society can be traced to atheism or the like.”
No, sweetie. I have plenty of morals. I just don’t pretend they’re from a god, so i hold them for their own sake. If YOU lose your faith, you might abandon your morals, but the same cuold be said if you change the religion you served.

“All the problems in every facet of society the world over can be traced to atheism,”
Dude, there just aren’t enough of us to have that much influence on society.
We still can’t get an admitted atheist into the white house, and after every tornado the reporters MUST find someone to thank god they survived.

“Atheism is so heinous and does so much harm that there is desperate need for legislation against it.”
Oh, too bad. First Amendment. Thanks, okay, buh-bye.