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Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

The mix of the myth regarding the long-deceased glorious leader coming back and unlimited wealth will always be attractive.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

The only legit argument for making cannabis illegal:

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

I still find it funny that they think Mr. "I Got An Hour Long Boner From Her BJ" is their great savior.

JFK Jr. was a hedonistic, rich himbo.

White-hat special forces raided Barack Obama’s Kalorama compound in Washington, D.C. last night and extracted John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. from a stasis chamber buried deep in the underground tunnels beneath the property.
JFK Jr. is alive. His vitals registered strong. DNA confirmation returned a 100 percent match. Handwritten notes dated 1999 recovered on site read exactly: they faked the plane crash so he could dismantle the network from the shadows.

Another report from a parallel world.

This time, the one where…

…Alaska isn’t a US state, Puerto Rico is.

…Leonardo da Vinci is believed to have been an asexual.

…there’s a funding campaign for a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor is already pregnant when the terminator and Reese appear from the future. And it’s Sarah’s future daughter that’s gonna become someone very important in the future.

…the plot of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097216/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Do%20The%20Right%20Thing happened for real.

Ann Farmer #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

The ultimate goal of civilization is the comfort, safety and pleasure of every human being there is. The fuck we would care for what you consider “diminished returns”? The bloody hell should we care about what you are crying about? Your precious rules now lie broken and smashed into the dirt, where they rightfully belong, since you would use them to police the unwilling and let that be a lesson to you all. Never try to, for we give not a flying fuck about your theology nor your morality and will resist you violently, if need be.

If we all over here prefer the society as is, to what you managed to make of it back then, how is your sanctimonious ass going to stop us, bitch?

but although pre-Christian societies were highly sophisticated, so were their methods of torture and killing

So no worse than their Christian successors.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Get the Golden Trump Token of Realization and hold as many as you can. This token carries the message “Faith In Our Future,” symbolizing the return of American strength, restored wealth, and confidence in the nation’s next chapter. Each token connects you to NESARA’s payout system and confirms your spot in Tier 1. When the fiat collapse hits and QFS takes over, the token verifies your identity, your level, and how much you can receive. The more tokens you hold, the more transfer power you’re given — bigger amounts, faster access, higher priority. Redemption Centers are already live, quietly processing token-linked accounts. If you don’t have the token, you’re not in the system — and the wealth will pass you by.

I am absolutely certain that this is a scam; what I am not certain of, however, if that really is the less moral option.

JULES BLOM #fundie

“Yeah but in the end every knee will bend and every head will bow for the Lord Jesus Christ.”
Why?
By all accounts, I won’t know that Jesus is real until it’s too late to avoid Hell. So, why would i honor him THEN?
I mean, the INSTANT i get incontrovertible proof of God is when it’s already decided, groveling just looks pathetic at that point.

“And then the Book of life will be opened and whoever’s name was written in it will have life. And whoever’s name was not written in the book will be judged.”
See? Too late to get an edit.

“Just think of the worst day you ever had and multiply that by the largest number you can think of.”
Not much imagination, I see.
‘uh, just big, really big. Bigger than that!’

“It will be the worst moment in all of your existence, to know you will be separated for all eternity from Jesus.”
Meh.
This guy set up an infinite system of torture for a finite amount of possible sins. I’m not going to be disappointed to NOT see him in my future.

“Please give yourself some time to study the bible and ask the hard questions and get the answers.”
I read the bible.
I asked the questions.
The people around me, the authority figures, were more upset that I dared to ask questions than they were able to answer anything.
So, no, this formula fails.

“God bless you all.”
Don’t threaten me.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #253645

Incinerate his body with every holy herb and thermite, then strew the ashes into water blessed by high-ranking priests of every religion, then use said water to create a block of cement, then encase this block of cement in lead, encase this lead in carbon fibre, encase the carbon fibres in lead, seal it all in a vacuum chamber in an underground complex in a geologically stable desert…

Russ Winter #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

@Timjer #253639

That'd pollute outer spzce. Unsure effects but I'd rather not. Just cremate and then destroy incerator

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

Anon #conspiracy

Beating a dead horse, but remember the Manhattan Project?
Every measure was taken - compartmented knowledge, fake names, false paper trails, actual fake towns and industrial sites were built with acted communities and workers. Censored mail, extensive surveillance, coded communiques, and more that I cannot remember off the top of my head.
It was probably the most extensive attempt by any government to keep a project secret.

... And it still leaked. Multiple times. The secret couldn't be kept. The sheer scale of it and the human element, the fact that other countries learned enough to be able to find even that minimal paper trail.

All that before the age of instant worldwide communication.

Today, even harder to keep that kind of thing secret despite (and because) of the technology leaps. And the sheer thousands of people that would have to be involved. And global suppression of flat earth is magnitudes larger in scope than the Manhattan Project.

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

If you truly loved your child, you’d be happy for them to be finally at peace with themselves and wouldn’t maniacally search through the hate sites for a confirmation of your own bigotry. You’d be good with the medical consensus and would extend whatever help you could to your kid. Instead you write this pathetic drivel and cry your crocodile tears…

ITT Parents #transphobia

"Mother” is a name you’ll never be called again, the very idea people had of that name thinking it could apply to you murdered horribly by your neglect but you all seem to be very much alive. Seems you pay attention to nothing and nobody, inventing conversations comically detached from any reality to suit your conceits rather than actually engaging with the world or the people in it when they try to communicate with you. The children who no longer acknowledge you are nothing special in that regard save that everybody expected better from you for at least them.

"would you rather have a trans child or a dead one?" Well basically this new persona has "Killed" my child as he supposedly no longer exists.

That is just sickening, evil, and well, FUCK YOU you narcissistic selfish cunt.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

@kuyohashi #253616

he’s old, he’s mortal, and he’s biodegradable

I hope so… I mean, he’s obviously old (physcially and mentally). I sure HOPE he’s mortal (as he’s cheated death enough by now). But is he truly biodegradable? I think that burying Trump’s unhealthy orange ass anywhere would count more as polluting than fertilizing… No, maybe we should just fire him… out of a cannon and into the sun.

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

“When you say deadname
Hate is the claim”
Depends. Did you accidentally use their old designation or do you hatefully INSIST on the name they’ve retired?

“For part of you, you wish dead
And everything you wish to shed”
Oh, my god, it’s supposed to be a POEM!? Fuck.
Either learn how poems work or stop rhyming. Just go all the way to ‘free verse.’

“When you say deadname, you see gender
This is something I cannot render”
It’s not like they’re asking you to perform a lobotomy and take out your biology knowledge. You just have to love your child enough to respect their boundaries. Imagine if my daughter married a black man and I refused to use hew new last name because it was HIS? Or i refused to use her married name because they were married in a Catholic ceremony and i don’t think it counts? Or if, as a Navy veteran, i refused to refer to my son’s rank because he’s Army and we don’t HAVE Majors?
Get the fuck OVER yourself.

“So you see, this is what I see
Please don’t hate me”
So, you’re insisting on deadnaming them, but you want them to understand how terribly traumatic it is for you to be expected to change.
If you’re lucky, they’ll hate you.
If not, they’ll just walk away and never think of you again, just for their self-preservation.

“They can’t see you
The way that I do”
But what you’re saying here is that you do NOT see them. You see your memories and your expectations and think that’s more compelling than their reality.

ITT Parents #transphobia

“Nina: by trans logic. if it is deadname, then police need to be involved to investigate the person who killed and replaced....”
That’s not logic, that’s you adding unnecessary connotations to a word.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…
No. Plenty of ways for people to die without police involvement. Such as if they’re under a doctor’s care and their fate matches the doctor’s prognosis. MOSTLY this comes into play when an elderly person dies in long-term-care, but transition would also qualify.

“can there be a word more a stab to parents? i do not think so”
Then you’re a self-centered monster. I would suffer quite a bit to hear that my child is unhappy. Tortured. Uncomfortable. Finding their truth? Not so much.

"That's my beef with the whole, "would you rather have a trans child or a dead one?" Well basically this new persona has "Killed" my child as he supposedly no longer exists.”
This is not what ‘basically’ means. The person is still here, their persona is still here,they just answer to a different name and use a different bathroom. But if all you care about your child is his ability to use a urinal, then you lost them quite some time ago.

“Hearing the phrase deadname for the first time was absolutely a stab in the heart.”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm… cool?

“ And they are ripping off the dead kid or a kid with sex knowledge/safe sex devices from the early aids decades”
Oh, sweetie, did YOU live a sheltered life.

"You have beautifully expressed the fight. It is not David versus Goliath. It is:
Mom versus Deadname.”
And WHY is that the nature of the fight? This is you rejecting everything about your offspring and the trauma they face, by withholding support and taking it as an attack on YOU!

“Behind "deadname" is not anyone's child. With that one word, the child is now belongs to THEM.”
They belong to and with people who accept them as they really are? What a concept.

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

For the love of the English language, stop trying to write poetry.

Ascetic X #conspiracy #wingnut

I think the goal is to someday set up military bases with robots that can launch weapons back at enemies on Earth.

That sounds crazy expensive when we can already launch weapons at each other from anywhere on this planet.

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

Law enforcement officer to some PITTs: “Deadnaming is like Monty Python’s Cherry Fondue chocolate; it’s extremely nasty, but we can’t prosecute you with it!”

ITT Parents #transphobia

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

Clicking on the quote link…:

https://www.jesusisprecious.org/family/ladies/modesty.htm

…there’s this:

LOOK AT THE UNITED STATES TODAY, AT WHAT A MESS WE'RE IN AS A PEOPLE!!! Sin abounds everywhere! Pedophile perverts are everywhere!

Do you need to be reminded about Hypocrisy?:

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Because we don’t, David J. Pedo.

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

All this bigotry
Your children aren’t quoted here
That’s why you’re hated

ITT Parents #transphobia

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

Ascetic X #conspiracy #wingnut

ITT Parents #transphobia

“the child is now belongs to THEM.”

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Ascetic X #conspiracy #wingnut

Humans are harmed by radiation in space.

Humans are harmed by alcohol, but we do not see Americans keeling over after a beer either. Dosage is important.

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

“When Christian women wear pants, it discourages men who are trying to live a holy life, and it says that THOSE WOMEN ARE SELFISH AND DON'T CARE ABOUT HURTING OTHERS, and that their walk with God at SHALLOW (or non-existent)”
David, you lust after women. Own it and deal with it, don’t go all preachy about it being their fault and their being evil incarnate.
Just start cooking with saltpeter.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

Ascetic X #conspiracy #wingnut

“Humans are harmed by radiation in space.”
Depends on the radiation, and we’re also harmed by radiation on Earth.

Of course, alpha won’t penetrate your skin, beta won’t penetrate your clothes, Neutron and gamma don’t penetrate their pay bands…

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

I like how everybody that even slightly to her left is a servant of Satan. That many right wing leaders of the church are part of the same conspiracy and actively working to destroy the church by not being as aggressively anti-pope and anti-gay as they should be, working to cause the church to fail by being a little less aggressive then they could be. So many leaders are part of this conspiracy they could easily destroy the church by retiring but no, it has to be some insanely complex covert plan.

Lookerfortruth #racist

Why is “distant” in scare-quotes? It was his great-great-grandmother.

And just how Jewish do you think you are, OP? Spoiler: it’s not 0%.

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

The only positive traits Trump has are that he’s old, he’s mortal, and he’s biodegradable. Meaning that someday (come on, magic cheeseberder, no whammy, get ‘er done!) he’ll cack it and save the human race from what he’d otherwise do to it. There shall be much rejoicing, and he can get onto the business he was put on this Earth to do - fertilize a golf course.

ShlomoShekelberg #quack #conspiracy #racist

Diana-lostandfound #sexist

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

Who am I to judge?

-Pope Francis

Well, your breaking Matthew 7:1 has already condemned you as much as Pete Kegsbreath is Hellbound for going against the dire warning in Revelation 22:18-19.

Certainly when what he quoted doesn’t precisely match what is said in Ezekiel 25:17: specifically the KJV.

I’m sure you’ll agree, OP: especially in light of what a certain orange Antichrist has said about the above’s successor.

You know what you’ll be admitting when you don’t, Ann Barnarse…!

Elaine #fundie

I'd wager most nonChristians in general went to church and read bible. I was never forced to go but in early 2000s when I was in my 20s I went to a church. Honestly enjoyed it. Was Pagan whole time. When my dad's mother died, I took her Bible. Read it. As teen in 90s, I may have been influenced by Nietzsche and Marilyn Manson but 8t wasn't those things that made me Payan. Sometime in mid-late 90s between ages 14-16 so 1993-1994, around my b-day August 11, I was body surfing. U remember riding a wave. It broke around me and I rushed to shore with the foam. I saw in my mind a summer field. Grass, flowers, a cloudless blue sky and sun. U acknowledge my mind might have conjured it as a way to show what I felt. Free. Alive. I stood after and looked around. Saw the OBX beach, my parents' timeshare and thought there was more than just our physical world, a spiritual one. It wasn't your bible. The god of your bible sounded like a sociopath

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

That sausagefest sounds really gay. Maybe I prefer women next to me. Certainly better than some oiled up nude guy.

Woody S #fundie

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

OP probably looks like he ate cheeto factory with all the orange he has on him. And considering harm Trump does to America probably hates us

Unnamed parent #fundie #crackpot #psycho

WM0915 #wingnut #pratt

I challenge you to provide one (1) example to justify a single item on your list of Trump's positive qualities. One example of Trump's honesty or courage or generosity, etc. etc. One recorded instance when Trump did something for someone else that didn't benefit him in any way.

Take all the time you need.

Elaine #fundie

“Are there any athiest that have gone to church and know the Word and yet deny it still?”
I was a believer. I left that church and went loooking for one with actual answers about God. Became athy, not quite the athiest person I’ve ever known.

“Because from what I can see on YA, the athiest are athiest because they simply do not KNOW the Word. Little understanding.”
That’s cute. What __I_ have seen are christains who couldn’t tell you from a list which ones quote the bible and which ones are shakespeare.
I’ve seen Christains who are sure about the details of hell, but can’t really tell if those details come from the bible or Dante’s inferno.
I’ve seen Christains who think I’m making shit up when i mention that Noah was on the ark for a year, not 40 days.
I’ve seen Christains who think that the CHristain Church was started before Jesus was crucified.
And I’ve seen Christains who think Moses wrote the first five books, which includes details of his funeral.

“Additional Details
Actually Christianity is the only religion, therefore the only one I have studied.”
Wouldn’t you have to study another religion in order to know that it’s inauthentic?

“And I think Christians have failed in general when we have this many athiest running around claiming there is no God.”
No, sweetie, Atheists claim there are NO gods.