“OK, take all the proof, and all the facts that your favorite scientists have already used to convince you that life was all one big coincidence.”
Oh, doofus. I accepted evolution before I was an atheist. And no one thinks that it was all a coincidence.
“Now, draw the only plausible conclusion from all that evidence; life had to have been created, purposely, by a creator.”
No, that’s not a plausible conclusion. Science cannot come to a conclusion that the supernatural was involved.
“Life is found everywhere, all over the world, even in the darkest, most inhospitable regions of the ocean floor, so it must be VERY EASY to make, right?”
No. It must be easy to ADAPT, but it might take a couple billion years to make it.
There is life found inside active nuclear reactors, so adaptation is far more likely than creation.
“If it's so abundant, as it is, then making some should be a lead-pipe-cinch.”
That’s a non-sequitur. Life is abundant, but we don’t know how often it started.
“Heck, it's hard to keep the stuff at bay! So, go ahead. Take any non-living materials you want, and create some life.”
We don’t have a solid model, yet, on how it was done in the first place, so you’re knda demanding impossible evidence.
“Take your time. Take 6 days, if you want.”
And don’t you think YOU’RE clever.