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Cristian D Casabella #conspiracy #racist

diggerfortruth #fundie #conspiracy #racist

Exhibit #1 for bringing back public impalement

David MacKenzie #fundie #pratt

Darwinism has been "on the verge of collapse" since 1859, even as it gathered support from a dozen related branches of science.
Your "any minute now" for evolution is no more convincing than your predictions of Jesus' imminent return. And just as unlikely.

Send_Ford_To_The_Chopshop #elitist (reverse) #ableist

Dave Blount #wingnut #elitist

No executive receiving corporate welfare should be allowed to vote. Nor anyone living on unearned income for which they avoid taxes.

Kyle MacDougall #transphobia

Oh, Kyle. You don't have depression or a learning disorder, and you've never been bullied. You're probably just confused.
But my sympathy for you runs out when you start forcing your belief in "mental illness" on everyone else.

Turnabout is fair play, right?

FidelCashflow #sexist

... a "family event"

And all you thought about was having sex.

Is there some kind of biggest-creep Oscar for incels?

Excluded #sexist

"It's her fault for not automatically loving me, because I'm such a Nice Guy!"

bsutansalt #sexist #crackpot

Translation, greatly reduced in length: “No women find ME sexy, because I’m a creep.”

Suzanne Genz Ianni #wingnut

That’s a lot of blather to say “Only old white people’s opinions should matter.”

Grazemasque #wingnut

Andrew Sabisky (Former adviser to Boris Johnson) #wingnut #sexist

Eric Striker #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

You're not persecuted. In fact, your lies are protected.

Holocaust deniers really are pieces of shit.

If you were really persecuted, you'd be dead by now.

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

Paul's car ran out of gas today. This is obvious proof that automakers, oil producers and refiners, and gas stations are all conspiring against Christians.

Silent Witness aka kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #quack #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #racist #sexist

soulartemis

What if you were a bunch of hilariously narcissistic idiots?

Andye Murphy #quack #magick

Philip Parker #fundie

I'm picturing Jesus hanging out with a cute angel at Heavenly Starbucks, planning to catch a movie later, when suddenly ZAP!

"Aw, Daaaaaaaaad! Not right NOW! Not THIS place again!"

oswald #moonbat #conspiracy

Can't tell if this is legit crazy ranting or someone mocking BernieBots' crazy ranting.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #wingnut

Why does Captain Fuckstain think all city dwellers are on "government handouts?" We work in the factories that make tools his farmers would use; we maintain the internet he uses for his rants; we manage all the stuff that make his rural idyll possible.

Oh, yeah:

1. He's an idiot.
2. He's a bigot ("urban" is code for "black").
3. He's an asshole.

Daniel DelZell #fundie #dunning-kruger

"While black holes are mysterious, Easter is miraculous."

Edit: While black holes are predictable, Easter is fictional.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

KJW1965 is butthurt because he doesn't meet the criterion of "any functioning adult."

Rep. Rodney Garcia #psycho #wingnut

HIT'S IN THA YOO ESS CONSTIPATION! FOX NOOZ TOLD ME SO!

Gordon A. Stamper #fundie #conspiracy

The pope ... crowning Prince Charles ...

You seem to have missed out on that whole "Henry VIII breaks with Rome" thing.

Graham Linehan #transphobia #sexist

"If you don't let me persecute others, that makes me the REAL victim!"

DrDreamtine #quack

Yep, it only took herbal remedies 5,000 years to eradicate smallpox. That it happened after development of a smallpox vaccine is surely just coincidence.

Geneva Montoya and Najee Jackson Sr., Stop Mandatory Vaccination #quack

"... what’s important is that each one of those parents goes home and kisses their kids."

You misspelled "kills," asswipe.

Roger Marks #homophobia

And how often have you been "gushing all over" homosexuals, Roger? Just how deeply did your "friend" probe the subject?

S.D. Wells #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #quack

Yeah, it's the *left* that hates and fears minorities, is obsessed with guns and dictatorial control, and has salivated for a new Civil War since the last one ended.

All evidence to the contrary.

Andrew Anglin #racist #mammon

Nikola #moonbat #conspiracy

@BobJ #28281

Unfortunately a lot of them are genuine Sanders followers. I know some of them personally. I doubt it's a majority of his backers, but a constantly vocal minority can do a lot of harm.
I know there are Republican (and probably Russian) trolls gleefully mixing in, but their trolling only works because they're functionally indistinguishable from real ones.

To me the most depressing part of this political season is how quickly and easily Sanders' followers descend into the same conspiracy-mongering as Trump's. It's like Fox News for the left: Everybody else is lying! Only we are pure!

Brian Ruhe #conspiracy #racist

@DLaurier #28234

There was originally a grain of truth to some anti-Jewish tropes, but not because of any conspiracy of evil Jews.
For centuries European Jews were forbidden to own land or work in most professions. Thus the only careers open to those Jews with any talent were moneylending and medicine (and of course medieval medicine often didn't work). So stereotypes of "Jewish bankers" and "Jewish poisoners" were forcibly created by Christians, who then blamed Jews for them.

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #psycho

Die head downward in a sewer, you Nazi fuck.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

So the two types of your comments people most dislike are:
1) Loony, and
2) Stupid.

Wagiecel #sexist

Incels Wiki #sexist

I'm sure such phrasing is the only reason your propositions keep failing.

Various conspiracy theorists #sexist #wingnut

MetaphysicalMeagan #crackpot #quack

For added benefits, MetaphysicalMeagan turns her ear to the sun and tans the inside of her head.

Conservative Headlines #racist

THE NATIONAL INDIGENOUS NEGRO ISRAELITE UNITARY GOVERNMENT SOVEREIGNTY & THE MOST HIGH SUPREME ISRAELITE COURT OF JUSTICE ADMINISTRATION #fundie #crackpot #racist