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@Sasha

Suzan Z #transphobia

I haven't seen my son with a manly haircut in 10 years. His long unkempt hair is past his elbows.

Bah! Sounds like one o' them goldurned hippies! Harumph! Vote for Nixon if ya know what's good fer ya, hippie!

Jane Yust #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Earth had been the fulcrum upon which galactic destiny rested, and by changing what happened here, the future of an entire galaxy was transformed forever.

This is just baseless ego inflation, the sort of illusion kids have that the world revolves around them. I prefer the words of Stephen Hawking:

The human race is just a chemical scum on a moderate-sized planet, orbiting around a very average star in the outer suburb of one among a hundred billion galaxies. We are so insignificant that I can't believe the whole universe exists for our benefit.

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/stephen-hawking-quotes-that-will-make-you-question-your-place-in-the-universe/

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

If this was a deliberate satire of a pewling manbaby misogynist, it could not possibly be any better.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We will be in a software code matrix
Where matter becomes lines of codes running across an interconnected grid

TRON is just a movie, Ben. It's not real.

Judy Byington #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

We will receive Seven Trumpets, in the form of EBS text messages on our phones, instructing us to tune into our televisions.

Who needs to be told 7 times to turn on the TV?

4RAB.GUY #sexist

I would say an oppressed minority is made up of people facing discrimination because of an inborn trait, like skin color, birthplace, etc.

Incels are whiny-ass crybabies blaming all their problems on other people. They could work on their issues, but that would mean acting like adults.

Chris Fox #homophobia #transphobia

The name of the OP is "Chris Fox", but when I clicked on the Reddit link, he is listed as "Arkelias"???

Whatever his name, he's outed himself as the most boring, vanilla, wearing-footy-pyjamas-during-sex lover of all time.

Higher Self via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Alexandra Bruce/Gen.Blaine Holt #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

This looks to me like an example of Dunning-Kruger thinking: a very complicated strategy to accomplish a goal that can be achieved more easily, cheaply, and effectively with simple tools. It's just showing off with science fiction.

As Indicible says, a dropped match would get the same result.

Vasily Generalov, Vladimir Solovyov and PlanetaMed #quack #ableist #mammon #magick #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia #conspiracy

Martin Slusser #wingnut #crackpot #pratt

Goodness gracious, Marty, could you possibly sound any more desperate to slander Democrats? I mean, this is just embarrassing.

China Daily #racist #wingnut

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, President of Turkey #wingnut

Declan Finn #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

The Orange Failure's niece Mary L. Trump seems like an upstanding person. But the rest of the family are scum-sucking bottom-feeders.

ludovic #psycho #pratt

Of course, the best solution is for adults to not engage in sex with children.

Why not just stop there? That's all you ever need to say.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D. #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

Abraham descended from our hybrid Homo erectus-Nibirani-Homo sapiens ancestors who enslaved the Nibirans. Nibiran scientists on Earth–Enki, Ninmah, and Ningishzidda created our species.
So first the Nibirans created us humans, then we enslaved them? Sounds like you got the plot backwards.

Their fellow mining personnel trained us hybrids to serve them in their temples, gardens, harems, and armies.
How would mining personnel know anything about religion, horticulture, sex work, or military operations?

Abraham descended directly from Ziusudra (Noah), the son of Nibiran Chief Scientist Enki and Ziusudra’s son Shem.
Are you saying Ziusudra was the son of Enki and Ziusudra's own son Shem? Just how kinky were these Nibirans?!

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Being a cyberpunk fan, I have to admit becoming a walking biochemical weapons factory sounds fucking awesome!

I'm going to copy my mother's actions when the polio vaccine came out and try to be first in line at the pharmacy for my annual flu and covid shots.

I can't wait for November!!

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Having done this for 30 years, you might think the Psi-Lord would have trained up some apprentices to give him a hand so he doesn't have to do everything himself.

But then, he might have to pay those helpers, or at least share the profits of his fabulous confidence game, and he's much too greedy and selfish for that.

justmindy #transphobia #pratt

@stonykark #261574

Quoted for truth.

Although I have to admit that bigots are exhausting for normal people.

Jesse Michels (and Various YT Commenters) #ufo #conspiracy

GirlyScouts #sexist #crackpot

Should have tried to stay awake for the whole lecture, GullibleSchmuck.

Susan Abulhawa #racist #psycho

Joan Ocean #conspiracy #magick

@Anon-e-moose #261484

I remember that episode! Great fun!

Although I knew at the time it wasn't real, unlike Joanie here. I may have been in grade school, but I wasn't an idiot.

Kevin Swanson #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth #conspiracy

C.T. #racist #sexist #conspiracy #wingnut

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia #homophobia

Nancy Mace #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

Not all bigoted shitstains are named Nancy Mace, but Nancy Mace is most certainly a bigoted shitstain.

Mellowmarionettematrix #crackpot

Manifestation Magic #magick

Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

At the start of the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heresy in 1209, when Crusaders were ready to attack the French town of Béziers and wondered how to differentiate between filthy heretics and good Christians, the papal legate in command, Arnaud Almaric, told them: Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Translation: "Kill them. The Lord knows those that are his."

Don't worry about separating the innocent from the guilty. Send them all to God. He doesn't care.

Answers Magazine #fundie

It's been a while since I've seen a PRATT list. Can't say I've missed it.

David J Harris Jr. #wingnut #fundie

@Malingspann #261371

The week-long orgy of celebration could hamper our economic recovery, but will definitely be worth it.

Jeff Hambrecht and Mitch Parsons #crackpot #fundie #sexist

If someone prefers a single-sex gym, go for it.

Just be aware of the clientele you're going to attract. They probably won't be as Christian as you hope.

Or maybe, considering the "Grindr Superbowl" during Republican conventions, they'll be exactly as Christian as you hoped.

Manifestation Magic #magick

Let's hear it for P.T. Barnum! Because there truly is a sucker born every minute!

Verderebb #sexist

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

David J Harris Jr. #wingnut #fundie

I see the Cheeto Failure as your god's punishment of the United States. You should probably start praying your god lifts his hand of judgment from the U.S. before it's too late.

Pierre Gosselin/Prof. Horst-Joachim Lüdecke #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

What about the TOTAL costs of modern coal and nuclear power plants? Obtaining the coal, cleaning up the air pollution it causes, offsetting global warming, and gods forbid we have another Chernobyl disaster. These costs are just as real as the benefits, and must be added to the overall picture.

No such thing as a free lunch, people.

Chris O’Connor/DEEMS Company #quack #crackpot #magick #mammon

Looks like something whipped up in a high school shop class out of aluminum. Probably cost less than US$20.00.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

A growing number of Americans are asking a simple question: what exactly is being done to prevent outbreaks of foodborne illness across our country?

The Trump administration has implemented budget cuts and staff reductions at the CDC and the FDA, hampering the government's ability to keep our food safe.

So why are right-wing cranks babbling about cloud seeding and weather modification when Americans are getting sick from iceberg lettuce and cucumbers?

We have serious real-world problems with our food. Stop playing around with conspiracy fantasies and do the hard work of protecting our food supply.

American Debunk #crackpot #magick #wingnut

I would certainly prefer "sanpaku eyes" to this:

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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

@Conscience #261293

I bet David thinks Christianity is the only subject that should be taught in public school.

The ONLY subject.

Jose Jimenez #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

We've been using driver's licenses as voter ID for decades. Why do we need to change now all of a sudden?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

1Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 2And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/1_corinthians/13.htm

John himself says that words without charity are worthless. Simply telling people about Yahweh without sharing His love and care renders the Gospel message as meaningless noise.

But since Davey is in no way a real Christian, he can only preach a false Gospel that costs him nothing. He's that selfish.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

"If my ancestors emigrated from Europe, why are there still Europeans?"

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

An Armchair Geopolitical Analyst/SOTB Editor #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

AdOk57 #ableist

This sounds like a commercial where AdOk57 advises their afflicted readers where they can get poison tablets to slip in the adult child's food as a final solution. "Tasteless, odorless, dissolves quickly, leaves no trace. Send your money order to this P.O. box and you'll receive an anonymous package in one week. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back."

(Edited to add: In no way, shape, or form do I support violence against disabled persons. My post is meant as a very black satire targeting the terrible state of caregiving in this country.)