TheVaudevillain

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Dumuzithemessiah #sexist #god-complex

Or his own version, anyway. Could be remembering wrong, but Dumuzi was a deity of farmers. This one says they're the god of the underworld, nightmares, garnets, resurrection...they invented Naruto-running, and by the way also has magical girl powers and their final form is Greed from FMA.

Thinking they may actually be a different god entirely - the internet deity M'arty Stu.

Socrates #racist #conspiracy #homophobia

@Peacemonger373 #236587
The 14th amendment ratification was a condition of ending the war. And a lot of white supremacists and Lost Cause idiots say that being required to ratify it means it was never democratically ratified and therefore any ruling based on it is unconstitutional.

Robert Scott Melton #crackpot

... But why does Handsome Chad Flat Earther have those accessories? Theodolite, I kinda get - you can use those for plane surveying. All superficially scientific and stuff.

But the trig book is literally what you'd use alongside it to account for the curvature of the earth over longer distances.
Feels like a self own there.

TastyFish #moonbat

Sacred Sound Healing #fundie #magick #crackpot #mammon

The 'so-called'gunk?

If you can't even sound like you believe your crap, how are we supposed to?

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Really? Africans (which are not one homogenous group) were treated better in America? Slavery becoming not a POW or protection racket deal, but a hereditary position? Deliberately cut off from your roots and culture and considered not even human or having your status handwaved away as divinely ordained punishment? Fuck off.

And yeah, Africa on the whole has massive poverty and technological issues. But it has nothing to do with. implied 'tribal' inferiority. Colonialism has something to do with that, as well as America and Russsia using the continent as a gorram proxy warzone in the Cold War, deliberately causing conflict after conflict, suppressing emerging democracies and pretty much ensuring that there was no chance of a developed nation on the continent.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Looking further, there's also the tier where you become a Real Beauty Queen Vampire with the power to suck the beauty out of the women around you and become...mildly prettier and not beautiful because Western women don't have enough beauty to convert.

Not only is it more affordable, you get bonus Manosphere points too!

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #wingnut

The radicals on the right oftentimes are radical because they ~~don't~~ want to see (basic human decency as a) crime.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon

You'd think while pulling all the Saturday Morning Merchandising Cartoon® imagery, OP would have riffed off the great villain names. Skeletor, Hordak, Mumm-Ra.

But no. Instead we get Tim the Cosmic Assassin... That's the biggest insult to my intelligence in this entire screed.

Stephen Miller #wingnut #psycho

He cited no specific examples - but we have plenty of the right doing the very thing he's up in arms about. Elon, on the same evening he called to the British right to 'stand up and fight', shared a list of people supposedly celebrating Kirk's death and detailing their names, jobs, and places of work.

End Times Productions #crackpot #fundie #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Uhh... Nowhere in lore does Ussen have a beard. And Apache didn't tell many tales of any reptile spirits that I remember.

The Ancient Puebloans, because Anasazi is an insult, they didn't fight giants. That's more the realm of Navajo myth. Y'know, the people who fought them and gave the name. I can't find anything about reptilian spirit knowledge there either, because they were less totemistic and more 'all things in harmony' in their spirituality.

SallieBorrink #wingnut #crackpot

Declares how they were 'pushed' to the right by a single event.

Describes a lifetime of social conditioning and familial loyalty to right-wing ideology on the biggest right-leaning social media platform.

Welp, I'm convinced. Such a shame the left lost this bright young soul so suddenly.

Sandshrew & Golden Apple #racist #homophobia

I really sympathise with Golden Apple.
The more they speak, and the more I'm hit with their disgusting opinions, the more I want them to isolate in a far-away enclave too.

John Klar #wingnut #quack #pratt

"as the veteran attorney and longtime children’s health advocate took their baloney on the chin and countered repeatedly with ~~pointed jabs~~ breathless gasping and worryingly labored wheezing death rattles of his own."

Fixed that for ya, Johnny boy.

Joseph Ladapo #racist #quack #wingnut #dunning-kruger #crackpot

"Who am I as a government or anyone else, or who am I as a man standing here now to tell you what to do with your body"
... That's *literally* your job, as a doctor. To tell people what they should be doing with their body for their own health and the health of everybody around them.

Karma's Helper #magick #conspiracy #racist

Socrates #racist #transphobia #pratt

Oh wow. Digging through the posts, ‘Socrates’ sure has a thing for how wonderful and wholesome society was before the 60s…

Maybe a nice herbal tea will help ease his distress. I hear conium maculatum did wonders for his namesake.

@DarkPhoenix #234788

Look at Switzerland - comparable private gun ownership rate to the USA. All gun crimes in ‘Murica: 368 per 100k. Switzerland: 0.2. But that definitely can’t be the result of regulation at all. Nope. No way. They’re just…uhhh…. made docile by the soy! That has to be it!

pisceanpharies #sexist #crackpot

"This is to keep people in a low-vibratory state"

I would have thought a sex-obsessed karmic dystopia would involve much higher levels of vibratory states.

"the couple is having sex with the strangers they're watching"
...Eh, George Carlin's version of that theory had way better delivery.

FitBread6443 #transphobia #sexist #homophobia

I'm a veteran if the tabletop - not as active as I used to be, but I've definitely seen more than my fair share of bisexual Toreador characters being played by straight guys and gals playing Nosferatu... There's a not insignificant amount of the player base who actually love exploring characters outside of buff dude and sexy gal.
And I've met more women who played VTMB than dudes over the last couple of decades too.

CC Anonymous #fundie #racist #sexist #crackpot #magick

Ann Calatayud/Bride Ministries International #fundie #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

*I furthermore map the ways in which the Yggdrasil is connected to (person’s name) along with his/her alters, parts, shards, splinters, fragments, RNA, DNA, essence, backups, duplicates, replicas, derivatives, replacements, impersonators, stand-ins, ancestors, merfolk, spirit doubles, hybrids, mirror images, holograms, artificial intelligence replicas, archived memories, mind files, clones, walk-ins, variants, naturals, spirit children, Nephilim children, or composite entities containing his/her DNA and/or RNA"

... Hold up- merfolk? Everything else I understand every other item on the list keeping with a theme, but merfolk? Really? Merfolk? Is it the shapeshifting? Because they don't turn into another person, it's just the same person with leggies. Why not Changelings? You literally have the Fae in the first list, I could understand that. But...merfolk? Really?

CC Anonymous #fundie #racist #sexist #crackpot #magick

"The BLACK HOLE is the universal symbol of the FEMININE VOID"

This does explain how my ex seemed to subsist entirely on spaghetti...

Lukas Schubert #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

No, no, I actually agree with this. All the foreigners who arrived under a foreign flag and speak the languages of different continent entirely, who arrived solely to steal resources and land and ..

Okay we all know it's a settler joke. I'm too tired to go for higher fruit.

Azisfan #crackpot #dunning-kruger

"Ideally, just saying one contradiction should be enough to disprove"
Just one? The hardest part is choosing!
Okay.
Objectively, men don't steal genes. They deposit genes. Which is kinda sorta absolutely the complete opposite of stealing.

Lauren Boebert #wingnut

Going from "Russia will face severe penalties if they continue the war" to "Ukraine will suffer severe concessions because they're not the superpower in the room" isn't brokering a peace - it's enabling military conquest and appeasing a dictator. Because that worked so well back in the 30s.

The Blue Avians via Octavia Vasile #magick #ufo #quack

Actual alien invasion is going to be so easy with these people
"Human, I have travelled from the stars. I would like to bestow my gift of molecular excitation on you"
"Yes! Bestow your gift! I am ready for a higher plane of consciousness!"
*Intense spontaneous combustion ensues*

Nomorepapertowels (Feminefilist) #crackpot

@Timjer #232866

Yeah, it's a very edgy version of anti-natalism. Even the name tries too hard: "we're anti life, so our philosophy is LIFE backwards! Geddit?"

Clair Obscur is definitely worth the price of admission on the visuals alone. But the acting and utter gut-punches...it's an emotional rollercoaster for sure.

But a game doesn't even have to be Serious Art to make a difference. I do a regular games night at a mental health ward, usually Jackbox, some other party games and a few who actually roleplay together on Sunderfolk (using it as a gateway to tabletop gaming), and the difference in the moods and mental state are just night and day. That little bit of silly enjoyment and social interaction makes a big difference.

As soon as somebody is far enough down the rabbit hole to not only bring up efilists, but make similar arguments to them, it's usually time to be a little concerned. Whole movement is basically death-cult anti-natalism with a heavy dose of determinism, based on pseudophilosophical ramblings about life being suffering and there is no way to improve it because we're all machines following an evolutionary script in a world designed to destroy us(and outright preaches that murder is therefore morally right because it ends suffering).

But I still celebrate gaming as an art form. The artistic expression, the ability to make somebody feel involved in a story through mechanics alone. The communities that form around searching for the slightest clues to lore and history and celebrate every new uncovered tidbit.
The stories themselves! I'm emotionally wrecking myself going through Clair Obscure right now - and it's amazing!

Francis Slobodnik #wingnut #fundie

"These slovenly Godless men no longer wear tight hose! Embracing the looseness of trousers at the same time as they embrace the loose morals of the Devil! We see the decline of masculinity itself as the codpiece is no longer proudly on display! Truly a sign the Serpent himself clouds and distorts the very meaning of manliness!"
-OP's great-great-great-great-grandfather, probably.

Jonas E. Alexis, Senior Editor #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"Or are you on the side of the brave truth tellers seen in this video who are determined to make the world a better place for our children?"

Join me, Jonas E Alexis in standing with brave truth speakers, like the video collaborator, this admirable Jonas E Alexis figure, or the people cited as sources in the video to Elder Scrolls ripoff music like the heroic Jonas E Alexis person! What a guy!

Storyendingnever #crackpot #sexist #transphobia

@Malingspann #232578

I mentioned somewhere before that they're pretty big on parthenogenesis as the wondrous alternative to male-female breeding.
Except, for a huge variety of reasons, it looks like it might be impossible to do reliably with human embryos. Even the most successful efforts result in some mild Akira/Cronenberg complications that make cloning a far more viable alternative.

Even the famous example they use of a Japanese mouse that was born from artificial parthenogenesis was one of thousands upon thousands of attempts that ended in unviable embryos.

David Nikao #fundie #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

I mean, so much is open to interpretation. But playing Devil's Advocate, the Bible doesn't specifically state the planet is immobile. Just that the earth is affixed so it won't fly into the void. The sun completing it's circuit? Large enough timescales, that will happen as the sun does technically circle the Earth as our entire solar system orbits the galactic center.
I know the Bible supports the idea of a round earth and space with mentions of circular horizons and the world 'hanging upon nothing"

Or, y'know, the book that was written by men, translated a dozen times in a dozen time periods by men, and interpreted by men isn't actually infallible. Who woulda thunk.

Witchwind #god-complex #psycho

Anon #crackpot #sexist #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Peacemonger373 #232127

They're very big on the idea of parthenogenesis, and keep citing that it's been observed in mice.
Never mind that it was artificially induced, and it's not likely to ever work for human embryos.

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #232236

Came here to say that Heathen Rage would be a bitchin' metal band name.

Turns out there was a band by that name - and thankfully not nazi-adjacent, looking at their lyrics. Just generic power metal.

Skanda #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #232281

To my old shame, I was actually a cohost for one of the top Furry podcasts back in the day. And yeah, so much support for Gamergate in the community at the time. Just a rabid belief that the womz were coming to kill video gaming and Western Culture (TM) as we know it.

@DarkPhoenix #232303

Still saddens me that Gamergate 1.0 actively helped make that future more possible - through direct harassment of women in the industry who were actually trying to archive and preserve the games from the 'good old days' they say they long for...

Jennifer Bond Baker #transphobia

@DarkPhoenix #232304

Bilek also found a way to shoehorn The Joos, Big Pharma and the NWO into their screeds, directly citing Soros and Martine Rothblatt as part of a secret cabal to normalise (a warped understanding of) transhumanism in order to undermine humanity itself for...reasons...

So, not actually far off with that description.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #fundie #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Vic's busy building a strawman so big, I can almost hear Nic Cage screaming about the bees

Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump #elitist #racist

Is now really the best timing for Hair Furore to be saying 14 year olds are legal adults?

(Side note: IIRC, at the beginning of the year, DC was celebrating the lowest violent crime rate in decades, following years of lower and lower crime rates. If it's suddenly gotten so bad, there's literally only one man to blame)

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #fundie

So, the bizarre items on Amazon were esoteric enough to cause confusion in the family, but also recognisable specifically to one person as...mastectomy supplies?
Really?
All I can think of that'd be a big tip off is clothing tailored for a drain pocket. Unless the fellow was also having to shop for the entire surgical suite.

But I'm *totally* sure this isn't just another made up story by somebody who doesn't actually know any of the real procedures at all to drum up sympathy for themselves and hatred of trans people.

Saskiateague #racist

I could've sworn there was nothing more British than invading a country, refuse to follow customs and laws, don't assimilate and insist on speaking their own language... She should be proud!

(Not that I actually subscribe to the ridiculous beliefs about 'invading' immigrants. I welcome them, I work alongside and for them, and she can go step on a Lego)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

The irony of these complaints most likely coming from the descendants of invaders literally invited in to help kick the Picts and Celts out to the furthest edges of the country...

Emma Faber #crackpot #psycho #sexist

For the love of Batman, use some synonyms! Schlong, member, prick, todger, tallywhacker -even Rumpleforeskin! Anything but saying 'cock' for the bajillionth time!

oganes karayan #ufo #magick #crackpot

Ken Ham #fundie

From books to bananas, Kenny still has trouble identifying divine providence from the works of man.

Baby-killer Anon #sexist #psycho #crackpot #fundie #elitist

TIL emotional burnout isn't real and I never actually cared for any my patients because sex wasn't on the table.

Occupational health will be ecstatic to hear this!

gabriel197600 #conspiracy

"DOGE revealed that millions upon millions (upon Billions?) of taxpayer money was funneled to Soros organizations!"

DOGE couldn't even reveal who their own manager was, let alone an actual conspiracy to send more money to your boogeyman. Literally every 'secret plan to waste taxpayer dollars' Elon mentioned was actually publicly available, with all the money accounted for, justified, and had regular financial reports right there on the USAid website.

DOGE just relied on you being too dumb to actually read the material, Gabe.