TheVaudevillain

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John C. Wright #sexist #wingnut #racist #psycho

" six thousand legions of demons"
"... so that we can both outbreed the servants of darkness, outvote them in the ballot box, and then shoot them when they riot."

So, at a conservative estimate, you need to breed and highly train at least thirty million good Christian soldiers.

Also that's three things. You can't 'both' three things. I know this is 'murder, arson, and jaywalking' levels of complaint at this point, but it has to be pointed out.

Plasma Light Field via Galaxygirl #ufo #magick #conspiracy

"We are no longer on the outside of your solar system looking in. We are encompassing your planetary orbits in an energetic hug"

I... I did not consent to this hug.

Ken Ham #fundie

"The Bible makes it clear such things are a result of man’s sin!"
... Really? Because I've actually read the Bible. And it outright says God is responsible.
"I form the light and create darkness, I bring well-being and create calamity; I am the Lord who does all these things"
Why is it always the heathens who tend have better knowledge of the book than most fundies?

Prostitute Disfigurement #transphobia #psycho

Why did I look at the other lyrics?
Gonna need a bottle of Everclear with a MiB Neuralyzer chaser...

Merlin Moonshadow/James Rink #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

'hyper-osmolar ultra-filtration' sounds all mysterious and super sciencey...it's literally just specialized dialysis. They tacked 'phenomema' on the end for dramatic effect.

Sidenote: ...anybody else suddenly have an urge to rewatch the Babylon 5 episode Geometry of Shadows?

Alexandra Bruce #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

<@KeithInc.> #225547

A tip shared to her by a coworker at the Department of Redundancy Department

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Y'know...after a lot of the downright horrifying politics and christofascist content, It's actually kind of relaxing to see some good old fashioned zetatalk derpery. Like a palate cleanser for the soul.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

I have to admit that technically those kids in the video were forced into a tunnel system against their will.

Because they had to hide in the Kyiv Metro during the Russian shelling in February. And definitely weren't discovered by Russian troops making what sounded like the world's shittiest Doom live action remake.

Michael Walsh #racist #conspiracy

Seems to be nothing on Der Spiegel's web page about Anne Frank in the month in question. Latest date in 2024 was an August article. You'd expect such an important item to be there if this was true, wouldn't you?

But that specificity on 1951 thing poked a memory. These shit heels are literally recycling a 50 year old argument by a proud Nazi sympathizer who distributed pamphlets about how the diary was propaganda to promote the Holocaust 'lie'- he claimed that parts of the diary were written in ballpoint ink which did not exist before - you guessed it - 1951. He got sued by Otto, and the Federal Crime Office took the diary for testing at that point, and all of the paper and ink on the entries themselves were found to be authentic. The only ballpoint pen parts were some slips of paper unattached to the journal that Otto had written notes on and page numbers added to the diary.
The diary has been studied again and again since then, and everything from the ink to the paper and glue for binding has been determined to be all available at the period it was written.

Zoe Cairns #transphobia

Why the fuck would somebody who wants access to your child go through the frankly soul-destroying process required here on TERF Island where it's the work of years (or decades if you start now) to finally get to live fully as a woman and then still put up with massive systemic transphobia and dehumanizing scrutiny?

If they really wanted your kids, they'd just join the clergy and your gullible ass would hand them over on a silver platter.

Matt Walsh #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

He was groomed for the family business, tried to feed a hundred people with just a load of bread and a few fish, and his mother thought he was the son of God. Obviously, he was Jewish.

(I'll see myself out)

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) / @hollowearthterf #sexist #quack #crackpot

@Shirogane #224141

True or troll, the fact that we have to ask makes it a Poe by default.

...and no; after trawling through a straight month of the account's activity, I cannot tell either.

RiseAgain17 #fundie #wingnut

Ah, yes, the lesser known Archangel Osteophytiel

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Yes. I believe completely that the man who believes a photoshopped interpretation of a tattoo was actually the tattoo and cited the events of a movie he watched over the weekend as historical fact is, in fact, a master puppeteer, a 9D chess super-dee-dooper grandmaster. A manipulator who makes Machiavelli look like Homer Simpson.

German Confederate #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Let's ignore the fact that Hitler changed his 'religion' often to try and appeal to whichever section of society he needed behind him at the time.
And that he said Germany would be a Christian-free nation as 'Russia was now and Germany was in the past'.
And that he outright threatened Christian churches as 'being lost to history' unless they 'recognised the truth of blood and race'.
Aaaaand even after writing a treaty with the Vatican over his harassment of churches, ignored it repeatedly to suppress any church organisation that refused to keep strictly to worship.

Ignoring all of that, we can totally say Nazi Germany had a pretty big claim to being a moral and Christian country...

Ken Ham #fundie

Laura Wood quoting a Gab user #conspiracy #racist

"They drive down wages, increase inflation, buy houses and cars contributing to increased demand, send billions to their home countries instead of reinvesting in the economy that PAYS THEM, and they take massive tax refunds every year"

Buy luxurious items, send money overseas, manage to avoid taxes ...

... Did you mean 'corporations?
Because I'm pretty sure you're talking about corporations.

J.K.Rowling #transphobia #psycho

@Starlight #223637

Huh. That's a pretty apt comparison.
...You grab the hose, I'll find the stompy boots.

Sara Gonzales quoting RFK #conspiracy #pratt

California also has the most robust screening and intervention programs in the entire United States, with San Diego in particular leading the charge in actively identifying autism in people as early as possible. And a few states participating in the ADDM have admitted that some numbers may be underreported due to a lack of diagnostic resources.

You'd probably find the exact same rates in New Jersey if they had the same screening capability.

New Order #racist #wingnut

"Give me your tired, your poor, and only your most minimally melanated yearning to breathe free!"

four1298 #sexist #psycho

The best time for the author to step on a Lego with a bare foot is right now. And then five seconds after that. And then another few seconds after that. And then...

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Good news, everybody! The Ancient Alien Laserbeams are going to activate, and shall cross an entire galaxy to ascend us all to godhood!

But, for reasons of distance, not for several million years.

Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph.D./Janet Kira Lessin #crackpot #ufo #racist #conspiracy

"While no direct evidence ties Marduk to the Iroquois or other Native American groups, the idea is part of a broader narrative suggesting that extraterrestrial or advanced beings influenced human societies globally."

That's absurd. People can come to the same conclusions and ideas despite the vast differences in time and location, but to suggest it can only be through alien intervention is lauguable.
Obviously, it can only be the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

Gen. Jim #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

Drinking game:
Every time he wrotes 'woke, just gently sniff your drink.
Quotation marks,and suddenly ALL CAPS: take a sip.
A metaphor or analogy that comes out of nowhere or makes no sense: finish the drink.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Weird, I could have sworn the Nazareth Inscription was based on the desecration of the tomb of a despised ruler on the island of Kos.

Tacitus never actually spoke about Jesus as a historical figure, but as an explanation of Christian beliefs, calling them a 'mischievous superstition'.

Josephus wasn't even born until something like a decade after the supposed death of Jesus.

Wait, that isn't evidence at all. That's just reciting the part of the bible that claims the body went missing.

Huh. A bunch of people roam the land claiming there were miracles performed at Jerusalem, and then travel and are met by evangelicals eager to convert them. Surely this has nothing to do with a rise in conversions.

wereq #sexist #psycho #racist

"...we men must be fully looksmaxxed"

Uhh huh. And leaving aside that beauty is only skin deep and even utterly 'looksmaxxed', underneath yours there's nothing but a roiling pus-filled layer of putrid hate, who exactly do you think is going to provide the skincare regime? I doubt any of your fellow incels would like to be full time beauticians.

Looks like you'll have no choice but to task those women to come near those sensitive eyeballs with all those chemicals. Good luck.

Cosmotheist Church #racist #psycho

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #222843
Also inspired actual neo Nazis to name themselves The Order after a section of The Organization and recreate the murder of a Jewish radio host from the book. And one of the Columbine kids - if a degree separated - he was inspired by McVeigh. Annnnd about a dozen other far right and neo Nazi groups who got caught planning attacks on civil rights groups in the same fashion as in the novel...

Bill Donohue #fundie #wingnut

"It is undeniably true that capitalism has done more to induce upward social mobility and alleviate poverty than any economic system in history."

Y'know, if you ignore the fact that, under late capitalism, the divide between rich and poor is widening at alarmingly fast rates, this is completely true.

As for the thought experiment. Anecdote =/= data and all that, but the gifted teachers I've encountered were always the ones with passion for their work and the empathy to get through to the kids under their tutelage. The ones who stopped caring had the kids who did worst.

Cosmotheist Church #racist #psycho

"New in this third edition is an Afterword in which Dr. Pierce explains what motivated him to write The Turner Diaries."

How does one explain more clearly when they already wrote the most thinly-veiled masturbatory blueprint for their fantasy of a neo-Nazi overthrowing of the government?

INRI CRISTO #god-complex #fundie #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

Wait... schizophrenia is caused by a lack of spirituality?

All this time I've been comforting patients with schizophrenia, building them up, helping them cope, getting some into Avatar Therapy. And turns out I could have just urged them to accept Jesus 2: Timecube Boogaloo into their hearts

Medeea Greere #fundie

@Lucilius #222615

And lo, the Lord spake unto them. And He commanded them to move their dead bones bones bones, to move their dead bones bones bones...

S. H. #fundie #racist #conspiracy

@DarkPhoenix #222220
In fact, that exact character is part of the drinking game.
Overly religious character who is actually evil? Take a sip. When they lecture a main character about morality, take another gulp. Finish your drink when they die.

Patriot_2020 #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Guy believes national socialism is equivalent to socialism. Presumably, also believes his beat up Camry is a sports car because he got up sold the 'sport package'.

Mike Stone #racist #wingnut #sexist #fundie #conspiracy

Sherri Kay #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

It's not as if illegal aliens actually pay several types of tax to the tune of billions of dollars a year or anything...

James William Kaler #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

People all over the world don't like Elon. Is it because of sinister cabals only visible to Hermetic vision? Mind controlling reverse-alchemy?

Or, using Occam's Razor, it's simply because Musk is an egregious taintbadger.

Alexandra Bruce/Sabrina Wallace #crackpot #wingnut #quack #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Mark (Emery) Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

Claims to adhere to the scientific method, while simultaneously demanding we use it to prove a negative.
Seems legit.

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #221654

I don't buy the last part. Mostly from a firm belief that no part of him could exist in a 'subtle' plane without risking a matter/antimatter style mutual destruction.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. #quack #dunning-kruger #pratt

@JeanP #221674

Same happening just a hundred miles away in Gaines, too. Kids suddenky showing up with elevated vitamin A levels, a spike directly traced to RFK touting vitamin A and cod liver oil as a 'miraculous'cure, and some are so highly dosed that they are on the verge of liver failure...

Indian in the Machine #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist

@TatersForever5481 #221257

The real question is where exactly on the scale of incomprehensibility should the British accent be - on a scale of drunken Glaswegian to Southern RP?

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Bloody hell. It's all over the place, attempting to rhyme to start, than trying repeated alliteration, but the rhythm is all over the place.
It's almost mesmerising in its awfulness.
And I'm pretty sure they stole some Dylan Thomas lines there...

Anonymous #sexist

@TatersForever5481 #221143

I assumed it was a desert from the orange - with the lines being their shadows. And that the closest buildings were so far off on the horizon.

This image is going to live rent free in my head for some time. I don't know whether to applaud you or curse you.

Patricia Cota-Robles #fundie #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

"the Mighty 5th-Dimensional Solar Archangel of Resurrection and his Beloved Twin Flame the 5th-Dimensional Solar Archangel of Renewal and Restoration have volunteered to assist Awakening Humanity with the Divine Destiny for the United States of America.

These Mighty Archangels have projected their Luminous Presences into the atmosphere of Earth above Washington, D.C. Together, they will sustain a powerful Forcefield of the Mother of Pearl Resurrection Flame and the Rainbow Flame of Renewal and Restoration"

... Apart from the not-even-veiled Manifest Destiny overtones, this would probably make a bitchin' concept album.

Anonymous #sexist

@TatersForever5481 #221139

Because my brain is still processing the...everything.

Why is it made entirely with the line tool? Why is it a second-wave feminism witch apparently controlling her? Intersectional feminism would be a better scapegoat, given heavier involvement with BAME.

And why are they apparently walking in the desert miles away from the city!?

I have spent the few hours just trying to figure it out.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

The obligatory reminder that George Clooney owns spy satellites with the intention of catching human rights abuse in the Middle East.
I'll credit that he is possibly cinema's worst Batman. But the best one we have in the real world and probably done a damn sight more for peace than Hair Furore ever will.

Paula White #fundie #god-complex #mammon #quack

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