@JeanP #255902
I'm listening so you don't have to!
And no. They're all super specific, and mostly super wrong
Point 1: He is called John, and I am called Jean, and 7 is my birthday. (Also refers the Master Chief as 'Major 117')
Point 2: There's a cinematic where he is on a beach and an alien ship is above him. Obviously were both abducted by aliens at a young age
Point 3: they both had super powerful gamma brainwaves that let them teleport and use alien artifacts. And are super speshul because they are the only ones who have gamma brainwaves like this and were told this by a beautiful Aryan doctor.
Point 4; On the TV show, John finds drawings as a child. Jean, too, did drawings as a child
Point 5: on the show, they injected John with green stuff. He bled green as a child, therefore he must have been injected with green stuff.
(By the way he has evidence. There's video and audio tapes, all found in my basement. There are photos of the tapes here to prove they exist, so you can't refute him)
There's a rambling tangent about how the game and show are so accurate to Jean's super deep duper secret space program experiences. Obviously the writers either had alien looking glass technology that told them about the past events, or Ken's magic gamma wave brain is so powerful that it bypass government cover-ups by influencing the human collective unconscious.
Jesus K LeChrist, I'm only 12 minutes in .. why did I do this?
Point 6: If you look at this still from the video evidence he found just this month that was recorded about 40 years ago, yet looks like a modern production image, he has slowly reddish marks that are obviously surgical scars that are identical to the scars John has on the TV series. Spooky. Jean says this was from the metal bone implants. Which is why when he was hit by a car as a teen, it crumpled around him without causing injury.
Point 7: We're back to gamma brainwave crap, and how it allows him to open extra dimensional pockets via alien technology. Just like John-117 did all the time.
How much more have I got? An hour!?
Nope. Sod this. I'm out.