[From “French Cocksuckers to Ban Smoking on All Beaches and Public Parks, Turn Everyone Gay”]

France, like China, is a smoking country

However, unlike China, France is a vagina country

If I was a vagina, I would want people to smoke, as it would make help to cover the stench emanating from between my legs[…]But women are too stupid. Also, women are filthy, and they like to spread that sickening stench

The big reason vaginas hate cigarettes though is that they increase testosterone. Women want men to be weak and pathetic

I recommend smoking to increase testosterone. I recommend it for children, in fact. At Halloween, I pass out packs of Marlboros for boys[…]
To girls, I give color-coded paperclips

The peak achievement of a woman is to color code files. They will always fail, because they are so unbelievably stupid, but I will give them the chance

The Guardian

France is to ban smoking on all beaches, as well as in public parks, forests and near schools[…]
“From now on, no-smoking areas will be the norm,” said the health minister, Aurélien Rousseau

Rousseau then vomited up over 30 pounds of gay semen. Bystanders were shocked when he began eating the semen he had vomited up. However, homosexual experts noted that homosexuals enjoy semen “going down the second time more than the first”[…]
I legit think that the Jew fears the cigarette

Surely, there are some nefarious kikes who don’t want the goyim smoking because they know it makes them much smarter[…]
They completely invented to the stupid hoax that cigarettes cause cancer

Actually… for the sake of being reasonable here, it is logical that inhaling smoke all day is going to irritate your lungs, which could cause cancer. Plus, modern cigarettes have a bunch of chemicals in them, because the filthy Jew government refuses to regulate foodstuffs