Timjer

@Timjer

Agnar #psycho #wingnut #racist #enbyphobia #transphobia #sexist

I mean, as much as I dislike the second amendement (especially as it is), I think it should be restricted primarily towards criminals or mentally unwell people. You know, people who are actually dangerous with weapons. I don’t act like “everybody I happen to dislike” should not be allowed any means to defend themselves while I can carry a third-world country’s worth of weaponry by myself…

Ken Ham #fundie

@Pizzamaster98 #155757

I’m assuming Ken doesn’t grasp

Yes. There’s a LOT of things Ken doesn’t understand. Yet he acts like he does. He’s almost the very definition of a “know-nothing know-it-all”.

…You’re not a scientist, Ham. Not even close.

But fine, I’ll play your “game”. Assuming for a moment that our DNA was artificially engineered and coded, that still not proves in any way that your specific YHWH programmed it on his divine laptop. For all we know, said engineered DNA could have been made by sufficiently advanced aliens. Or even incomprehensible machines. Or even time travelling humans.

So, yeah. Just like how you read too much of your bible, I may have played too much Mass Effect, Halo, or Dead Space. But seems to me both are equally valid.

So anywa- MAKE US WHOLE

Matt Walsh #fundie #wingnut

@fishtank #155742

Matt Walsh is a lot of bad things, actually. And yes, transphobe is amongst them.

Democommunists Are Traitors #wingnut #psycho

@Croquemitaine #155735

Now that I think about it more, it seems this quote demonstrates that the OP simply cannot grasp the concept of “free choice”. If you’re not ordered to do something by a higher force or another person, you cannot make your own decisions, it seems…

Matt Walsh #fundie #wingnut

Satanism is the worship of the self.
Leftism is satanism.

Well, something doesn’t quite add up there. Since I’m NOT to the right of Mussolini, you’d probably consider me a “leftist commie”, yet I’m neither a satanist (an atheist, actually), nor do I worship myself in any way. I’m not nearly close enough to Trump-like narcissism to be physically able to do that.

So, it seems to me that I’m proof your are (like usual) full of crap, Matt. Though, to be fair, if Matt constitutes the typical Christian, then perhaps being a satanist is a good thing.

…Also, is Matt saying that Trump is a leftist!?

Democommunists Are Traitors #wingnut #psycho

Uhm, what? Is this supposed to be some sort of witty retort, or just a dumb threat? Because, for the life of me, I don’t see how being pro-choice means you want to commit mass-suicide…

Brian Niemeier #fundie #wingnut

You can’t live in the same society with people that morally retarded

You know what? I agree. Unfortunately despite the fact that we cannot do so for the sake of our sanity, we’re forced to because we’re not developed enough to forcibly deport you idiots to another, isolated planet!

S Michael Houdmann #fundie #psycho

This reminds me of a quote I once heard: “God created sex, but priests created marriage”.

Seriously though, saying “sex is evil” won’t turn people chaste. It just turns them away from fundamentalists like you.

@DavidVance #transphobia

Considering these are the same jerks who don’t want to do anything about school shootings, it might me more accurate for them to say “Gentle reminder. Child rights have NO place in school!”

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

I never thought Sandy Hook was a hoax until they started fining people a billion dollars for saying Sandy Hook was a hoax

Ignoring the fact that the government never fined Alex Jones for anything (rather, it were the collective victims of his lies), have you ever stopped to think that people sued him because he was LYING? Slander and libel are far more illegal and immoral to civic courts than whistleblowing, afaik…

timjoebob #crackpot #wingnut #quack #ufo

Hmmmm, either “ascend” to nonexistent “5D” bullshit alongside you Nurlge cultists, or stay on our perfectly fine 3D plane with AI overlords that would keep Khorne and Nurgle worshippers away… Is this a trick question?

various commenters #wingnut

You can however charge them with treason & sentence them to death.

“The verdict is “guilty”, the sentence is “death”. Let the trial begin.”

…The joke and reference I’m trying to make is that these nutjobs really don’t care about justice or actual legal procedures; they just want a predetermined kangaroo court to see blood flow of people they don’t like.

The 2020 Election was RIGGED.

WHERE IS THE PROOF?!!!!!

soymindumb, Epicaltgamer3 and Albionoria #wingnut

…So, you do know that sending funds to a borderline terrorist organization (and a foreign one at that) isn’t particularly legal, moral, or even patriotic, right?

various commenters #transphobia

Paul Bury #wingnut #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

@Croquemitaine #155314

Honestly, what sets FFG apart from the usual “fundie reviewers” for me is the fact that the “owner” (Paul Bury) has such delusions of grandeur he not only thinks he is the “industry leader”, but also gave himself the title of “emperor”.

Also, for a video game review site, Paul sure likes to rant about everything BUT video games.

I know that I am getting under the devil's skin because he sent his minions to try and force us into disobedience against God

Something, something Doom Eternal Ancient Gods DLC something something…

Cool story, bro. Look at all the fucks I give as I play such awesome, non-biblical games right now like Dead Space (remake), God of War Ragnarok, Dragon Age, the Witcher 3 (next gen edition), Resident Evil Village, The Quarry, etc…

Especially since I recently got myself a new graphics card to better handle today’s games.

various New York Post commenters #transphobia

It is an indisputable fact that a man cannot be changed into a woman and vice versa.

“Fact”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

SIGH Remember when saying ANY postive stuff about Russia would instantly make you a “treacherous red commie scum” to Paul Gosar’s own side? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Vladimir Putin didn't triple your gas prices.

…You- you’ve got to be kidding me! Is your head that far up Putin’s ass by now, you arch-traitors!?

Candace Owens #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Because, Candarse, the police are NOT “Judge, Jury, and Executioner”!!! They do NOT have the legal rights to brutally execute suspects in cold blood(*)!! And in the US it happens ALL THE TIME!!! So no wonder people try to run from them!!

(*)Pretty sure that in many countries, including the US, the police are only authorized to use lethal force when lives are at stake!! Not listening fast enough during a pull-over is NOT endangering lives!!!

Ahanryia via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo

Jim #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

All “Jim” here proved is that he’s an idiot who does not understand ANYTHING. I mean, I could explain how Nazism is closer to Fascism than to Communism, and Mussolini is the source of the very word “fascism” (so he was everything BUT a socialist), but I’m afraid it would be a waste of the energy needed to type.

various commenters #wingnut #racist #homophobia

"Nazis" are literally the only people on this planet who are trying to end the radical Liberal extremism that's overtaken Western Civilization.

…Uhm, that still does not make Nazis look like the good guys, you know… Especially the way you jerks define "liberal”.

Utah republicans #transphobia

We all approach this with compassion, kindness and consideration.

…BULLSHEISE!!!!!! You GOP jerks have proven time and time again that “compassion, kindness, and consideration” are the LAST things you care about!! Otherwise you would NOT punish medical professionals for trying to HELP children!!!

the government should not “usurp the power of parents” when deciding the best course of action for their children.

FUCK YOU!! Children are NOT the property of their parents to abuse as they see fit!!!

Abby Johnson #sexist #wingnut

Seriously? If a douche of a man wants to “be able to use a woman’s body for his own gratification with no consequences”, then he wouldn’t need abortion rights to do so. He’d just discard her and have her raise the child herself…

@Bastethotep #154739

Aka the age old trope “Evil cannot comprehend good”…

Just FYI, not saying all conservative people are automatically evil, but if you just cannot grasp why people would choose to act out of altruism, then you’re certainly not a morally good person either…

Anthony of Westgate #fundie #conspiracy

space is just a void

…Well, yes. That’s what outer space IS; a big void of nothing with the occasional star, planet, or nebula of sorts in it. There is a certain beauty in nothingness, I suppose…

While I’m not sure if there are demons living out there, at least you acknowledge it exists… Which is more than what flat earthers do, who seem to think the void is nonexistent…

@SergeantMajorH #wingnut #racist

Let me guess, your grandfather’s WW2 medallions included the Iron Cross, right?

@rossr122 #wingnut

#RePUBICans using #childishinsults and #toomanyhashtags again. #whatelseisnew?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

SIGH How many times must we say this? “Freedom of speech” only means the GOVERNMENT is not allowed to censor you! Other citizens, no matter how rich or poor, are still allowed to disagree with your lies and bigotry and conspiracies however they want!! As that is part of OUR free speech!

And quite frankly, if you ask me, freedom of speech should NOT protect deliberate misinformation that is harmful to untold millions of innocent people, and certainly not attempts to commit crimes.

bigboyeTim #quack #crackpot

Look, Ivermectin can give me super strength, invulnerability, super healing, super senses, and all that other “super stuff” as much as it can, I’m still NOT going to take the dangerous horse-dewormer that can make me blind! Because at least I already have ~~super~~ a modicum of intelligence.

Seriously, you’d have more luck convincing me to take the T-Virus to gain superpowers! Because that at least has a very small chance of working well, if at all…

Andrew Collins #transphobia #pratt

…Yes. It may have used to be a pizza hut, but good luck trying still to get a pizza from it afterwards, as it’s something different now! And that is what you transphobes fail to understand.

David Sorenson #conspiracy #fundie

…Wow, narcissist much? “I’m alive solely because I’m god’s most special and most important snowflake!!!!”

They seriously considered aborting me, preventing me from ever seeing the daylight.

Unfortunatly, they didn’t listen…

transnazi #wingnut #dunning-kruger

various commenters #wingnut

The simple explanation:
Nothings grows if it is not living

TUMORS!!!!! They are organic. They grow and develop. Yet they are dangerous mutations that can kill human beings if not cut out!

You know what, fine. Let’s for a moment assume that an undeveloped, not-yet-conscious fetus is considered “alive” by your definitions (despite the fact that it cannot live independently in any way). You still have NOT explained why said fetus’ existence is infinitely more valuable than that of its unwilling host body (aka the mother). If said parasite (again, the fetus that cannot live independently) endangers the host body, then why does the host body HAVE die alongside said parasite if it’s perfectly possible to excise said parasite to save the host body!?

You “pro lifers’” logic simply does NOT make any sense even by your own inane standards!! You literally would rather have two people die with certainty than kill one to potentially save the other!!

Seriously, you jerks seem more like Nurgle in that regard! You know, the Chaos God of Despair, Decay, and Pestilence who thinks a single bacterium is equally “alive” to a human being; thus he considers it more acceptable to let one human die a slow and agnozing death to let millions of bacteria live than kill thousands of bacteria to save one human… In other words, YOU ARE EVIL AND DERANGED!!!!

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

Gary Baumgartner and John Toms #wingnut

Could MSNBC ever have a column that it did not refer to ANY republican organization as "racist" or "white supremist"?

I mean, if it looks like a white supremacist racist, yells like a white supremacist racist, discriminates like a white supremacist racist, and maybe outright kills minorities like a white supremacist racist…

Seriously! A staggeringly LOT of the Republicans are SELF-ADMITTED and proud white supremacist racists!!!

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

Darth Lizard: If you’re not with me, then you’re my ENEMY!
Master Timjer: Only a fundie deals in absolutes.

Dr. Debra Soh #ableist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #enbyphobia #pratt #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

Autism, sexual assault, and being gay are the real reasons girls are transitioning.

Actual autist here. Methinks you don’t have the slightest idea what that actually means, do you? Where did you say you got your “doctorate” from, exactly?

SeetheBot9000 #quack #sexist

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Hamline University; Aram Wedatalla; CAIR Minnesota #fundie

You know, I’m all for respecting other religions and their customs, but seriously, FUCK these guys. Firing someone over actually trying to teach about cultures and religions in an objective way? That’s the exact OPPOSITE of tolerance!

I’m 23 years old, I’ve never seen a picture of a prophet. Never in my whole life. It hurts; it breaks my heart to stand here to tell people and beg people to understand me. To feel what I feel.

Look at all the fucks I give, snowflake. Your thin skin isn’t worth getting someone fired and only reinforces the stereotype people have about muslims.

Mohammad Javad Larijani #fundie #sexist #psycho

When the ‘”sanctity of marriage” trumps the sanctity of human life… sickening. Just admit you think women are property and don’t deserve free will, you monsters!!

Also, once again proof that wether they’re muslim extremists or christian extremists, they’re all exactly the same, no matter how much they pretend otherwise.

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #homophobia

You know, I was planning on giving this a bit of a proper rebuttal, but then I noticed the poster was “One ~~Million~~ Moms”. So I’m not going to give ~~them~~ her the attention she craves. May she fade into obscurity.

Mr. Ed #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Deep state, space force, galactic federation of light, dark ETs, SSP… It’s like someone threw random conspiracy crap into a blender!

Also, unless said technologies include my own holodeck, medicine that can actually cure my depression, NANOMACHINES that can make me practically immortal, and my very own gynoid waifu, then I don’t really care much.

Also also, having grown up with Stargate more than Star Trek, the term “Replicator” as an alien tech has much more negative meanings for me than you might think…

Vladimir Solovyov #crackpot #elitist #fundie #god-complex #psycho #wingnut

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PUTIN!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL KREMLIN!!!

schml #wingnut #crackpot

I think what most liberals are missing is that this isn't about right and wrong, it's about winning and losing.

I mean, you’re not entirely wrong there… It’s just that as much as I like you christo-fascists/stormtrumpers/bigots/fundies/etc. to lose, it’s less a matter of pride for me and more a matter of life and death. I don’t want you individuals to lose because I can be smug about it, I want your ideology to lose because it’s inherently hurtful to countless people.

Not one of you is going to convince me otherwise.

And that is why you fail.