Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

The 2022 Fundie of the Year awards

- Chicken Little Award for predictions that didn’t come true. As a special exception, you can nominate quotes from previous years, where the prophesy was supposed to come true by 2022 and didn’t.

Here is a prediction from early 2022 about the end of 2922 that was only submitted after it had failed: https://fstdt.com/ZC9Y$K6CN35M3

NEIOH via Family of Taygeta #ufo #magick

Yukon Jack #crackpot #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy

The Church is using alien knowledge to rule over you, get wealthy, and play us like a bunch of dummies.

Do you seriously think humans could not come up with long games without external insstructions?

Missouri Republicans #wingnut

You know how there is thst gun nut argument that it would be impossible to remove all guns because someone who truly wants a gun will be able to get one illegally, so only the Bad Guys™ will have guns. Obviously, this is an obvious Nirvana Fallacy, and obviously, gun control would not only set a much higher barrier of entry into premediated mass murder, but also reduce crimes of passions, gun suicides (which are usually spur-of-the-moment suicides with a low chance of recurrence but a very high rate of success) and accidents. Furthermore, that is true about any form of undesirable behaviour, from undocumented immigration to tadultery to littering to murder, and yet, in all other regards, these very same people are fanatically “tough on crime”, even when the excessive force and stictness is demonstrably only making things worse (see: War on Drugs). Pondering this issue has led me to a disturbing, if sadly unsurprising, conclusion.

Republicans have no interest in prevention.

They follow a dark and disturbed mindset from the Bad Old Times when life was precarious, death was an everyday fact of life, losing some of your children before they reach five was expected and the only way people thought about causality was magical thinking. To them, laws are not rules that are instituted by society, whether for the common good or to the benefit of the ruling class, that can and should be rationally analysed and scrutinised, but rather unquestionable dictats that must be kept to maintain favour with God/Karma/Providence/etc. As such, there is no value in preventing murder - the only thing that matters is that the perpetrator (or at least someone) is punished. And purpose of this punishment is only secondarily about things such as deterrence or satisfying society’s thirst for vengeance, but mostly to comply with a metaphysical Justice, with the expected benefit of good fortune according to the Just World fantasy.

That is not to say that the Republicans, or at least the bulk of their voters, are all psychopaths who do not care if their children live or die in real life. However, they are extremely good at compartmentalisation, with a strong disconnect between the policies they support and their real world effects and always ready to rationalise and turn blind eyes. And that is all it takes.

Benjamin Fulford #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #crackpot

Events over the coming weeks will make it obvious even to the most brainwashed sheeple in the West that something fundamental and historic has taken place. There can be no doubt the Khazarian Mafia has been defeated and the mopping up of their last leaders has begun.

The mopping-up has been beginning for how many years now?

State Of The Nation #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

What that really means is that all the usual suspects — US, UK & Israel — are the most likely perpetrators. How so? Because when the $64,000 question is asked — “Cui bono?” — those three geoterrorist states always come up first, second and third—THAT’S WHY!

Let me guess, those are the three countries that you have active awareness of, the first two due to your cultural background and the last due to your antisemitism? Further, that you never actually tried to analyse the benefit that these countries would reap, against the surely enormous cost of using these wonder weapons, nor ever tried to evaluate the benefit for other groups such as local rival nations or internal opposition?

However, this was “the strongest earthquake ever recorded in Turkish and Syrian history”

Some earthquakes are bound to be stronger than others, and it is not as if earthquakes of a similar magnitude are unprecedented in the region.

its timing is way too suspicious.

Why is this timing suspicious? Also, is there a timing that you would NOT deem too suspicious?

They aim their super-energy earthquake weapons directly at a known earthquake zone in a country(ies) that they want to prevent from leaving the New World Order reservation.

..are the only countries that try to leave the NWO reservation those with tectonically active regions?

Fr. Robert McTeigue, SJ #fundie #wingnut #transphobia #kinkshaming #conspiracy

If pretentiousness would hurt, so many reactionaries would die of sheer pain.

David J Stewart #psycho #sexist

Men are controlling by nature,

Speak for your depraved, dirty-minded self, sicko.

If you want an equal relationship, then you are desiring a homosexual intellectual relationship.

Again, I guess I must be the most heterosexual homosexual ever.

Feminism is insane, wrongly labeling husbands as “controlling” for wanting to know where his wife is at.

Erm, did you just forget what you wrote the previous para… oh wait, it’s DJ Stupid. That’s far from his fastest self-contradiction.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

The people who did that look like this:

An ordinary old white mman and two ordinary middle-aged white women? What is significant about Biden’s and Pelosi’s appearence, and in particular in contrast to Putin (who is also an ordinary old white man)?

@DrPaulGosar And the enemy combatant who is funding the illegal invasion at our southern border, an act of war and treason, looks like this:

Note how George Soros, too, looks like an ordinary old white man rather than the grotesque goblins you people think the Jewish “race” resembles…

Oh. I guess you would prefer your leaders to have the critically-failed-disguise-check-to-appear-young-and-vital like Trump, Or perhaps this paragon specimen of ~~an international self-isolating elite~~ pure-blooded birthright:
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@lexmagnum #wingnut #conspiracy

Now list all the times and events when you crackpots claimed that a law or court decision on women’s, reproductive and/or queer rights would mean that no one would have children anymore, dooming humanity to extinction…

@EepOpOrk #wingnut

Europe is a third world dystopian nightmare.

Strange, from here, it’s YOU who sound like a Third World dystopian nightmare - rampant endemic gun violence, public spending being neglected in favour of stuffing the coffers of the rich, voter suppression, conspiracy theories including claiming that civil rights are an evil cultural imperialist plot of Western elites to corrupt their culture, religious reactionaries, suppressed family planning and high maternal mortality…

Prussian Society of America #sexist

Authoritarian psychopath assumes that everyone else is as evil as he is, completely unable to conceive otherwise, and thus demands that everyone would just stop this “morality” facade that makes him feel like the freak he cannot possibly be, part ω+TREE(RAYO(9^9^9^10^100)+2.

Lothlorian Magick #magick #conspiracy #mammon

**MIDAS TOUCH** Golden God Secret Society Haunted Dragon Djinn Skull & Bones Illuminati Warlock Templar Artifact!

Order now and you get a free crank magnet! Limited offer!

One of a Kind

And yet, the site allows you to selevt any quantity of these “one of a kind” rings…

Centuries ago, the Skull & Bones Society discovered an Ancient Ritual that Conjures the Sacred Power of King Midas to bring Limitless Wealth and Abundance to all those Possess It's Great Vessel. This Item has bestowed unto me Riches Beyond Imagination and has ensured Complete Success in all of my endeavors!

Wh, then, would you give it away - amd by selling it, at that, amd at a price that would be absurdly undervalued for such a potent and unique artefact and certainly neglible in comparison to the “Riches Beyond Imagination” it already brought you? This is something priceless that surely, no one would ever wamt to part with, or only as a reward/out of gratitude for some truly extraordinary act or service, like saving your child from the dragon, breaking the ancient curse of dreadful doom laid upon you, providing the final piece you need to ascension as an immortal Dark Lord… certainly nothing as mundane as money, and especially not so little.

…unless… is it one of those cursed items that you need to get rid off before your death lest you be doomed for eternity? This may also explain the low price - often, you can only rid yourself from such a familiar by selling it at a lower price than you bought it (and if you already bought it at the lowest possible price, well…).

Also, beware: In every version of the story I know, when the owner loses the familiar/item of prosperity, a rapid and complete collapse of wealth and fortune inevitably follows.

The Sacred Midas Touch Rituals are Extremely Powerful and can only be completed by a Warlock of the Highest Powers!

Ah, and here, we have the escape hatch.

THIS ITEM WAS DISCOVERED IN SCOTLAND IN A HIDDEN CRYPT NEAR THE SACRED ROSSLYN TEMPLE BY HEAD MASTER XAVIER IN THE QUEST FOR METAPHYSICAL TREASURE OF THE UNKNOWN.

And yet, you advertise it on promises of material gain…

Also: …this is NOT from Tim Rifat??????????????????????????????????

Matt Walsh #transphobia #quack

There will never be a thing as a blanket cure for cancer. Cancer is not a specific disease with a specific aetiology, but a pretty wide group of functionally similar phenomena across all forms of tissue that can be caused by a large number of points of error in the regulation of cell division. Furthermore, cancers have certain traits that make them incredibly insidious and hard to deal with, such as metastases and the fact that it is the body’s own tissues with just a tiny yet devastating mutation.

Add “cancer” to the list of things Matt Walsh does not understand.

US Anon #conspiracy #pratt #racist

Has the thought ever occurred to you that zelenski and putin are both golems of the same puppeteer who started a civil war that is exterminating all these whites

No. Because that’s a really stupid thought.

Edward Menez #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Over time, a pattern has developed: the Talmud's citation that "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed" (Abodah Zara 26b) seems to be the playbook.

The Talmud is not a streaightforward revelation. It is an extensive corpus of previously oral tradition and juro-theological debates, intended for use by scholars of religious law. Indeed, many passages of the Talmud get refuted by other authors within the Talmud. Going for the Talmud is pretty much a red flag that we are dealing with a quote miner.

Jews have been kicked out of Christian countries over 100 times. Is there something going on here?

Is that not completely incompatible with the idea that Jews control everything?

TIM LEDBETTER #wingnut #racist

Edward Menez #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo

@shy #155572

Only a teenager with weird hair and a sword bigger than himself can safe us now!

Laura Wood #fundie #conspiracy

"No! I must purge the heretics," she shouted!
The radio said "No, Laura. You are the heretics."
And then, Laura was a Sedevacantist.

John Rolls #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Are you sure that it is not the other way around - that it is not YOU who has been distracted from the really significant world events by wild fantasies of Trump’s imminent messianic ascension and a monomaniacal obsession with Hunter Biden’s laptop?

S Michael Houdmann #fundie #psycho

Condemnation of sexual immorality is unanimous in Scripture.

Well. that one is tautological. What constitutes sexual immorality is defined by condemnbation.

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The point of the war, you recall, is “to weaken Russia” (so said DoD Sec’y Lloyd Austin), even to bust it up into little geographic tatters to our country’s advantage.

WHY ARE YOU AGAINST PUTTING AMERICA FIRST, YOU COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR CUCK?!?

S Michael Houdmann #fundie #psycho

The omni-package god is such a poison pill - as the ultimate Mary Sue, God becomes the ultimate story breaker, and thus, those who want to believe in such a deity are by necessity forced to go to great and oft-frightening lengths to rationalise the reality of our world.

The 2022 Fundie of the Year awards

A few from the beginning of the year:

Racist:
- https://fstdt.com/_GB235_GNJNS5 - Frollo did nothing wronng! Gypsy curses are totally real!
- https://fstdt.com/_MR9W3LLD.PTH - Caller is angry about an Korean-American TV host casually mentioning traditional Korean new year’s meal. At least she did not accuse her of lying and actually eating the neighbourhood cats and dogs?

Magnetic crank:
- https://fstdt.com/CHCN3TJ_86Z.F - “Invisibles are Archontic entities which inhabit the lower mental plane around the surface of the planet and are the ones creating and manifesting the false ideas matrix. They are the beings responsible for ideas such as karma, prime directive, purposeful suffering, omnipotent God, purposeful duality, flat Earth, second law of thermodynamics as the ultimate truth, speed of light as the maximum speed, monogamy as the only choice, global warming, woke ideology, critical race theory, etc.”

Jack Chick Memorial:
- https://fstdt.com/4K_NF.D92YW93 - A “blueprint diagram of various timeline patterns” that looks like the poster took her small child’s doodles and filled in random sci-fi conspiracy buzzwords.

Grifter:
- https://fstdt.com/BWZG$M289HHVG - Pyramid scheme, Airplane Game subtype, with a New Age/Elemental Mysticism theme.

WTF:
- https://fstdt.com/S9NPH_$CS6CCK - “Medical school drop-out castrates self to serve God properly“
- https://fstdt.com/GC8Z524NB_L8D - “2. The Khazarians are Nazis from Mars and so are the satanic Orthodox Jews. [...] 15. Elvis had access to a time machine.” (Also, Poe’s Law Award

Sicko:
- https://fstdt.com/2PYMB2SG35LY8 - The Chameleon Pill

Crackpot:
- https://fstdt.com/2CTXP6$TBPBC6 - “Cubits are the genome of creation.”

Psycho:
- https://fstdt.com/2XQ.ST_XB7D_4 - “I’m not exactly in favor of [Roe vs Wade being overturned]. I want more and more muds to kill their demons . I want these commies to not have kids and kill their kids to. This will lead to more commies and more muds . If we push abortion hard enough , we can help our enemies eradicate themselves . Let’s do this , pro death .” (Could also be Right For The Wrong Reason)
- https://fstdt.com/P3SR.YV72TBF6 - The Daily Stormer thinks it should be normal to murder one’s wife for refusing sex

Sexist:
- https://fstdt.com/P3SR.YV72TBF6 - The Daily Stormer thinks it should be normal to murder one’s wife for refusing sex

Psycho/Sexist/Sicko:
https://fstdt.com/K$9$PN2WXVVY7#115319
An incel’s sick fantasy, badly disguised as a thought experiment, of brutally ambushing a couple in a dark alley, downing the man and forcing him to watch as he rapes the woman. It is very clear that he views the woman and the rape as nothing but means to the end of sexually humiliating another man.

Prussian Society of America #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I guess the Albanians were so dedicated to their denial of slavicness that they invented their own conlang?

Apolitical #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt #racist #wingnut

Apolitical

IN A WORLD
Where the police has been disarmed by court bureaucracy and kowtowing to the demands of bleeding heart activists
Where schools indoctrinate children into believing God's Own Country to be the irredeemably racist creation of inherently racist white men
Where heritage Americans are threatened with demographic decline and displaced by illegal immigrants and welfare queens
Where the memories of true American heroes of the Old South are erased and replaced with the veneration of Marxist villians
Where cosmopolitan banker elites pray upon the children of true Americans
There is only one man who can stand against the Chaos
One man who can save us from the savage rioteer hordes of Black Fist
One man who still remembers the sacred Second Amendment
Garry Uriah Naysmith is
The Apolitical GUN-MAN!image image

If you don’t believe in the holocaust, you can’t argue Hitler was the most evil human to ever exist.

Even if the Final Solution to the Jewish Question had not been attempted, there would still be plenty of atrocities, such as Aktion T4, the Nuremberg Laws, World War Two that would have made Hitler one of them most evil rulers of the era if not of history.

If Hitler isn’t the most evil human ever, there is no reason not to look into fascism and National Socialism as plausible ideologies.

I have higher standards for considering an ideology than “was not the ideology of literally the most evil human ever” (I guess the second-most evil human would be fine?). Even if Hitler was not the most evil human ever - and even if the Holocaust had not happnened -, he was still an objectively bad ruler, both ethicaclly and in terms of competence.

If you look into fascism and National Socialism as plausible ideologies, you might find they had similar complaints to yours today.

No, not at all. Indeed, their values and fears are pretty much the polar opposite of mine. And in any case, their explanations for problems were nothing but hateful paranoid fantasies and their solutions beyond terrible.

If you find similarities between their complaints and yours, you might find similarities in who is causing the problems.

No, because that would require self-awareness. Because the source and the commonalotoes lies within yourselves, the right-wing racist kyriarchical losers seeking scapegoats and big god-patriarch who does all the thinking for you, not in the external reality.

Which is why you have to believe in the holocaust as the underpinning of morality for our entire society

Who the hell does that?

@AthenasWrench & @piotr3 #transphobia

exploit-biological-advantage-against-female-competitors

Pretty much every competitive athlete is bound to have some sort of biological advantage, else they would not be a competitive athlete. When you are competiting as the best of the best in a sport, hard training is not enough - you need hard training on top of already having extraordinary potential.

Jonathan Shelley #sexist

Just, how the hell should that MOT be the woman’s decision? It is SHE who will have to grow the child inside her, who is taking all the discomfort and risk to life and limb, and on top of that, you sexist scumbag will certainly insist that she would have to do all the actual parenting!

And, really, I feel that this attitude devalues parenthood, especially motherhood. Children are costly in time of money and time and effort and emotions and, for the mother, in vital ressources as well. Is it not better to acknowledge this, to honour those who make the active, affirmative decision that the next generation is more than worth this price, when they see themselves ready for this task, to the numbers they see themselves able to support, than to reduce parenthood as something simply taken for granted?

You know which buttons I ask my wife are OK to press? None, because she doesn’t tell me what to do. That’s a weird relationship

Oh yes, it is…

Paul Bury #wingnut #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

Some angry psycho haters attack Family Friendly Gaming, me, and or my mission or family. They probably have no idea how much that powers me up. It charges me up. I am so empowered when the angry psycho haters attack us for being obedient to God. They must think their threats, and hatred will make us cower and follow them in their disobedient to God ways.

That’s a very shiny mirror you’ve got there.

various New York Post commenters #transphobia

various commenters #wingnut #racist

People don't hate blacks because of their skin color and people don't hate jews because of their religion.

Of course not. You hate them because they are Others with a long history pf prejudice against them.

Andrew Anglin #fundie #sexist #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #155168

Anglin, however, definitively indeed wants his followers to be INcel.

Oh, he does not want his followers to find love. He does not want to have emotional ties to women, nor to see them as human. He does not want them to have a calming or stabilising influence. He does not want them to discover any tenderness inside themselves. He does not want them to be invested in the future and the survival of society.

But he most assuredly does not want them to be CONTENT that way. He WANTS them to be miserable. Sexually frustrated. Aggrieved in entitlement. Raging at the world. Simmering with resentment. Full of spite. Because he is a being of pure malevolence. He desires only for normalising cruelty and rape and terror, in the hope that, one day, society will collapse, never to be rebuilt, so that he can start his band of roving warlords. He is the Joker stripped of fantasy, and in the end, he just wants to see the world burn.

German Anon #psycho #racist

So you do support globohomo, at least as long as its support for Ukraine allows the war to continue and result in the death of Russians and Slavs in general?

State of the Nation #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Shanika via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

@Croquemitaine #155148

The “political agenda” of mermaids is from the quote I was quoting and linking to, not Galaxy Girl. Which likely is a troll, but GLP is a crazy enough place that it the possibility of this being serious cannot be excluded.

Mermaids are real and a problem
The world treats Mermaids as some kind of fairytale when they are anything but.
Secret government forces are constantly locked in a battle against Mermaids, stationed around Atlantis and hell bent on taking back earth.
Over two thousand troops die monthly in wars against them and are not acknowledged.
I have personally seen a mermain-she was beautiful but once one nderstands their political agenda one must only have hate for them.

- mermaid killa

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!

Matt Walsh #conspiracy #wingnut

Really? To me, it clearly seems to be the US RIGHTwing that has no ideological content, only an obsession with maintaining an illusion of “winning”, be it by aggressive denial that makes their sheltered and privileged selves uncomfortable, a personality cult to a sleazy conman pretending that everything is Just As Planned, or by incompetently attemptiong to construct bad-faith Gotcha arguments against “The Left”.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

@DrPaulGosar He also doesn't confiscate 50% of my income in "taxes" to redistribute to lazy ass slugs that will not work themselves!

Instead, you would have to pay far more than that in bribes to corrupt bureaucrats, who in turn have to pay their share to their own corrupt boss, and so on down the downline all the way up to Putin’s private bank account…

Tim Van Sickle #crackpot #homophobia #sexist

<@KeithInc.> #155107
There is actually a common yet poorly understood phenomenon called microchimerism, in which women possess sprinklings of stemcell-like tissues incorporating foreign genetic material. However, it is believed to have its origins not in sex in itself, but in pregnancy, most likely related to the immunology of tolerating the unborn. However, in the long term, it is also thought to be one of the reasons why autoimmune diseases affect women far more frequently then men. The exchange happens through the placenta, which has turned out to be more permeable than previously though.

You understand neither microchimerism nor DNA nor brains nor sex nor gays nor marriage nor facts.

Anon[241] #sexist #elitist

EJ Rosetta #transphobia #dunning-kruger

@DeathLobster #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

Thank you, Jews!

PS:
The writing on the picture is way too tiny to read. And no, this is not just some artifact of this site - I’ve checked the source page, and the image file there cannot be magnified significantly, let alone sufficiently, either.

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

Vladimir Putin didn't triple your gas prices.

Yes, he did. In fact, trying to hold the rest of the world hostage through Russia’s role as a top exporter of oil and gas was the core of Putin’s strategy!

Gregory Hood & Ruuben Kaalep #dunning-kruger #racist #wingnut

Sorrelian Myth

That feeling when you use an obscure word to look smart, but then, people look up that term and find out that you cam’t actually spell it correctly…

(Sorelianism is far-left ideology drawing from Georges Sorel, a turn-of-the-Century French romanticist symdicalist who evemtually became a proto-Fascist until World War I, when he became a Bolshevik supporter. He believed that the gloomy rhetoric and party totalitarism of Marxism were doomed to fail and that, instead, the way to the General Strike that would bring about Utopia would be a positive “political myth” and an individualistic warrior identity, explicitly inspired by US self-conceptions of seeing oneself as a carrier of the American Spirit of Liberty and endowed with individual agency. By the way, Gregory Hood is not the first right-wing Sorelian - as mentioned, Sorel himself was, for a time, a supporter of the French protofascist movement of Maurrassian integral nationalism, and he would be a major influence on Mussolini and the Italian OG Fascists, who saw themselves as offering said positive political myth.)

the_Christian_Dalek #fundie

If you are atheist you fall into these demographies:
1. Has NO concept of weirdo and none-weirdo

Well, I certainly think fundamentalist Christians (as well as the followers of other antirational beöief systems) are weirdoes…

James W. Lee #crackpot #conspiracy

What if asking “what if…?” is not the same as establishing what actually happened in real life?