>Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by ideology. Since a majority of the land mass votes red, you can keep the coastal elites, and the bug-eating vegan yogis.
There are plenty of blue spots within the continental Us like Denver, Santa Fe, Houston, etc. You need to look up the definition of equitable. Taking the land mass isn't equitable to your side.
>You are welcome to your liberal judges, and the ACLU.
Awesome idea. We get justice AND civil rights.
>Since you hate guns, we'll take the firearms, the police, the NRA, and the military.
And you're going to pay the current budget amount for all of them? No money from us, right?
>We'll take the reliable fossil fuels, along with the coal mines, and you can keep unreliable wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
Coal mining literally only exists in specific places and it's very much a cyclic industry. Once it's gone, it's not replaced. Same for fossil fuels. The Sun won't go out for millions more years and the wind is here to stay as well.
>You can have the United Nations, WHO, WEF, and every other unelected, anti-human terrorist organization. We will no longer be paying the bill.
You guys are taking the NRA, the military, and police. All of which is questionably "pro-human" and certainly not elected.
>You can give everyone free, third-world health care, if you can find any doctors still willing to practice, under your totalitarian rule.
Hospitals have been closing in rural areas for years. My coworker was recently talking about some dumb shit he got up to with his cousin and they had to drive an hour to get to a hospital. I've never seen any solid red state try to make healthcare more accessible to its residents.
>We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic”.
The song that was literally written by the side keeping the Union together and you think you'll keep it? Irony is dead, ya'll.