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Gearóid Ó Colmáin #moonbat #conspiracy #racist

Is Pootin paying you for the propaganda, or are you just thirsty for his boots?

Gearóid Ó Colmáin #moonbat #conspiracy

If you don't want to be called a nazi, maybe fucking stop simping for a literal fascist dictator or regurgitating nazi propaganda?

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

So many words to say: “yes, I am afraid of a board game”

Magenta Pixie #crackpot #ufo #magick

What does it mean to transmute one's DNA from carbon-based to crystalline

Nothing, because the statement is utter nonsense. Try also transforming a rock from granite to fluffy.

photonic light

Thanks for clarifying this, I might have thought your light is made out of electrons, or maybe soccer balls!

I wonder if someone actively tried to cram as much technobabble as possible into this in order to dazzle the morons, or if they made ChatGPT do it. The idea that this kitchen sink of buzzwords actually resolves to something coherent in any mind seems hard to believe.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

So after “they are glorious patriots” became “they are filthy false flag ANTIFA”, trumpists are now at “this didn't akshually happen”?

The Angels via Ann Albers #magick #ufo #psycho

Oh please, go tell this magickal vibration victim-blaming BS to someone who actually did suffer from war/devastating natural disaster/rape/etc. Maybe the much-deserved punch in the face will finally snap your head out of your ass…

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

Yes, these superdense 5D space cat furries are going to magick away all the ~~Jews~~ Cabbalistic Deep Illuminati, any moment now!

It concerns how little money they are asking. This could imply a rather large number of marks, aka, a concerning number of people who buy into this BS…

Anonymous Coward #85974993 #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #dunning-kruger

Yes, because “the mrna” is not a normal part of cell biology which has existed for at least as long as cells, but is evul dark magicks which was invented by jewish lizards under a pizzeria to turn the frogs gay.

The fact that humans can't even convert any kind of RNA back to DNA, or that even if you are using a retrovirus which can do it, for gene engineering, that RNA isn't mRNA by definition… The plaguerats fail at biology so much, I can't even.

Who could make this up?

You fucking fucker just did!

Shadaya_Knight #sexist #fundie

“Notice me Tate-senpai, UWU!!1″

Aren't you supposed to have learned to value yourself here?

Desert Eagle #fundie

Bennett Lee Ross #conspiracy

Also reminds me of Red Alert 2. “Kirov Reporting!”
These things were devastating, but expensive, very slow, and could only attack the area below them. Meaning, some anti-air could exterminate your entire fleet within seconds.
It was still rather satisfying to bomb the shit out if an enemy base, once you cleared a path for them using other units and they finally arrived.

Now you watched a documentary about zeppelins while high? Also: Putin-senpai still isn't going to notice you.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Whole 3 sources? You mean, your morning, afternoon, AND evening shits?!

I'd recommend you more fiber, but you probably consider healthy eating some sort of evul conspiracy, too.

Ken Ham #fundie

thormemeson #senpai_noticed_us #psycho

She(?) is really committed to become the next CKR, isn't she? And he's even posting there himself! Two delusional narcissists with a persecution fetish, truly a match made in hell!

RandomFNaFfellow #psycho #conspiracy #senpai_noticed_us

@Timjer #181189

This links to a post from this “YouClairyGodmother”. I remember that username, from them posting persecution porn about being persecuted by FSTDT. The post in question is yet another piece like that. The quote is from the comment section.

To answer the question: this child (whenever by age or otherwise) is deeply butthurt because we insulted the senpai they are simping for.

Or rather, because said senpai convinced them that we did.

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

Huh? Aren't you supposed to simp for Xinnie Pooh? Or did Oceania and Eastasia switch yet again?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Who? How hard did you had to dig to find a death with an “unknown”, to shoehorn your “vaccine is evul” of the gaps into, ratlicker?

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

There are laws of science? How does it work? Does the science police come for you to drag you to science prison, if you forget to label your axes or don't add the error bars?

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

Yes, nazi, and they are also all pitch-black, built like male models, butt-naked, and have massive erections while barreling towards you!
This is how you imagine it in your pornographic persecution phantasies, isn't it?

Charlie Shamp #crackpot #fundie #magick

@Sasha #180886

Hm, come to think of it, are there even any in the bible?

And, well, I remember reading Japanese fairy tales when I was little. It had lots of weird youkai, some of them were KINDA like demons?

And I faintly remember something european, where a devil was involved. Is there any significant difference between devils and demons in christian lore?

Ken Ham #fundie

How hard is this role-reversal persecution roleplay making you?

If there is something like a state religion in murica, it's definitely your evangelical christofascism.

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

@Tilver #180843

“Men don't have emotions! They are all perfectly logical and rational, just like me! Emotions are something only FEEEEEEEEEMALES have, because of the hormones and such!”

Charlie Shamp #crackpot #fundie #magick

Imagine literally believing in literal fairy tale monsters…

Michael Lake #fundie #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

the enslaving of himanity

But not hermanity?

Transhumanism

“It haz ‘trans' in it, SKREEEEEE!!1″

various commenters #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Oh, stop pretending as if you would have any issue with real murder, nazis. Must be like how trumpists don’t give half a flying fuck about real children, only about the imaginary ones from the adrenochrome pizzerias, or the hypothetical ones which aren’t even born yet.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #transphobia

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

American Me #conspiracy

Yes, just screech the BS you invented hard enough, Karen, that's totally how you “do research”…

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #transphobia

So, you’re against male circumcision, too, right?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

How come nobody noticed??

Because, oh, I don’t know, you just pulled it out of your ass?!

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Oookay, apparently, now we have denialism of *checks notes* fireplaces…

That is a new one indeed.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/Global Health Project #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Sure thing, #2 on the list of smart people (sorted in ascending order). Since your THEM!!1 failed to kill us all using the oh so evul mRNA during the actual pandemic, they will definitely try again, and THIS TIME, it’s totally going to go exactly according to ~~your wet dreams~~ plan! It’s going to happen right after the Rapture, that weird whatever-SARA stuff, and Trump-senpai noticing you!

I am somewhat surprised that he seems to acknowledge that this whole BS didn’t happen already. Other wingnuts like him just straight-up pretend as if it did, like this one: https://fstdt.com/MCT5FLDSS44$C

Also, always nice to see how even the braindead antivax morons still hate Musk, no matter how much he panders to them.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Yes, it totally does happen all the time, and only to non-ratlickers! It's as real as the Deep Underground Molestation Basements full of children, or the trout people from outer space!

Dr. Michael Salla/Thor Han Eredyon via Elena Danaan #ufo #magick #conspiracy

So, in order to go to this totally not a DS9 rip-off, or to fetch these totally not plot devices from the 2013′s movie “Elysium” from the moon, are you taking the Totally Not The Millennium Falcon, the Completely Original British Blue Box, or a DC-8 airplane without the engines?

Sasha Lessin(U.C.L.A. Anthropology, Ph.D.) & Janet Kira Lessin #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

You fail physics forever, as well as chemistry, history, engineering, and probably much, much more.

Andrew Anglin #quack #dunning-kruger #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Looks like nothing is too stupid for the denialists to be a denialist about.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

So, the big bad poopyheads are now the satano-jewish germans??

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

Brigitte Gabriel #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

Yes, of course, and then he would have turned around, noticed Brigitte fangirling there like it's a Justin Bieber concert, dropped his pants, and let her personally suck his shroom…

:JUDGE :David-Wynn :Miller. #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Last year, I'd have said, ‘a robot wrote this', but, by now, robots are far more human-like than this.

Rick Wiles #conspiracy

@AnnJacobs #conspiracy #fundie

Larry Sand #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

The Father Absolute via Martha #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Oh yes, this fake alien invasion of yours is totally going to happen! Any moment now! Right after the rapture, the second coming of Jesus, the sudden death of all vaccinated people, the various “good” alien invasions by the plejadians/space cat furries/trout people, your dad coming back from getting cigarettes, and NFTs becoming valuable!

Dr. Abby Johnson #wingnut

Yeah, far better when these inventors and leaders get gunned down at school. And, don't pretend like any kind of real cure wouldn't make you screech about communist healthcare or 5G nano-shoggoths…