Imagine this.
President Trump, not Joe Biden, gets on Air Force One and flies to Israel. He would have walked directly into Gaza, just like he did in North Korea, and freed every single hostage himself.
I guarantee it.
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I mean, you can imagine a lot of things. Like the land beneath both Isreal and Palestinian crumbling into the terrible maw of Razi-Razal the world devourer, who had been long since slumbering, who then goes on to slake his abominable hunger the entirety of Europe, Africa and Asia.
I mean just like your imagination it is very unlikely to happen, but you can imagine just about anything.
You can imagine whatever you like.
Such as…
…Barron Trump growing to 8+ feet tall
…something happening to the moon so it starts slowly spiraling towards the Earth
…a meteor hitting the White House
…ocean warming resulting in hypercanes
Sweetie, you can imagine a LOT of things, but unless you’ve got the powers of Gremmy’s "The Visionary” , it ain’t gonna happen.
I mean, if I had “The Visionary” I’d surely imagine a lot of stuff (me having the physique of a gigachad, a harem of anime waifu’s, a massive mansion of my own, a less-poluted world, Trump being a dwarf (because I’m petty like that), North Korea’s arsenal turning into toy weapons, Putin being assassinated in a way that makes Mad Monk Rasputin envious, the Star Wars sequels actually being better…), but as you can see, reality is sadly still very much in charge.
An imagination: such as yours, OP.
Reality says otherwise.
I more than guarantee it. When not even the Iron Dome that is George Zimmer’s pants protecting the Penile Patriot presiding within that wang-silo’d Sausage SAM that even Hamas fears can do anything about Gaza then that meme man missile means nothing.
“President Trump …would have walked directly into Gaza”
He’s not going near a war zone.
Yeah, imagine President Chili Fries stumbling down the stairway from AF1 like it was a Three Stooges routine on roller skates and horse, going on a profanity-laden sixteen minute about how windmills killed the dinosaurs, followed up by him asking where his Jew is at, then ducking back onto his plane as soon as the produce and rocks start flying when he inevitably makes shit so much worse, then holding a press conference where he tells his own kids dressed up as reporters that he naturally ended all strife in the Middle East by giving the Jews and Palestinians someone new to hate, namely himself.
Then, a sixteen minute chili fry fart to clear the room, and he stiffs the catering on the bill before trying to grope one of the flight attendants and falls asleep on the can.
Yes, of course, and then he would have turned around, noticed Brigitte fangirling there like it's a Justin Bieber concert, dropped his pants, and let her personally suck his shroom…
Confused?
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