TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

@Malingspann #200404

Someone inventing a synthetic version of water that is to real water what margarine is to butter?

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Water” (TM)

Diana PatriQts ARE UNITED #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #quack #ufo #wingnut

Using tachyon and plasma energy - exactly like Star Trek The Next Generation,

There’s a reason why the term “Treknobabble” exists, ya know?

@Yutolia #200456

That’s the first thing I was wondering when I read that. You can’t exactly lie down on a hologram, ya know? Even if these “Medical beds” themselves are not holographic and actually physically exist, how’s that supposed to work anyway?

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Excuse me, waiter? I think you got my order mixed up, I didn’t order the word salad.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

grounded planes and trains

I can’t say I’ve really traveled by train all that frequently in my life. I took a train from near Detroit to Toronto and back on a school field trip many years ago, that was about it. But I think I do know, yeah, trains are pretty much always GROUNDED. That’s kinda how they work.

Hammerhand #dunning-kruger #elitist #pratt #racist #wingnut

If Kanye West couldn't get blacks on mass

I kinda feel like maybe you shouldn’t be calling people out for being “intellectual inferior” when you don’t know that the phrase you’re going for is actually “en masse.”

Understanderson #transphobia

Eric Kaufmann #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Each “Awokening” has crested, fallen a little,

The only thing that’s “fallen a little” is my faith in humanity after reading that load of bullshit.

Lauren Chen #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

“But, so what I want for America, and for every other Western country, is I want America and Canada and the U.K. to be on the list of countries where it is not socially acceptable to signal support for pride,” Chen said

So…not a big fan of the First Amendment to the US Constitution?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #racist

How dare I say
There is an intracellular network of bio sensors
That are being programmed by different frequencies
For the purpose of controlling our behavior

Isnt that just the human brain and nervous system? I guess congratulations, Bennett, you figured out that CD players exist and humans have brains.

Im totally ignoring the bit about “progammed by different frequencies” because that doesn’t mean anything.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Coast to Coast AM interview discussing Ancient Egyptian connection to extraterrestrials and what I learned from my recent trip to Egypt

I used to listen to “Coast to Coast AM” quite a lot. I really enjoyed it, but ya know, being interviewed on it just really isn’t a sign of credibility, as I see it. It seemed like they’d interview anyone with some kind of wacky conspiracy theory or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpW3C_k0WMY just cus. RIP Art Bell.

Brotherofsteel5 #elitist #pratt

And things like that NPC don't realise or don't understand it.

A rule of mine that I just realized exists: If you use the term “NPC” unironically, or if you’re not talking about a video game, you lose all credibility.

Conservapedia #crackpot

@Zinnia #200019

Yeah, they only listened to the chorus of “Born In The USA” apparently. And weren’t there a few conservative politicians who were shocked to find out that Rage Against The Machine were “woke”?

EditorialTeam #homophobia #fundie

One day they act civil the next they are completely unhinged.

That’s just a quality of people in general, whatever their sexual orientation or gender identity might be! I know these things, I used to work at a few different fast food places, for WAY too long really. When I had my interview 2 years ago, for the job I have now, working as a porter (janitor) at a truck stop, the manager actually asked me if I wanted to be a cashier instead and make $1 an hour more…well, I didn’t put it in those exact words, but I wanted to say “oh HELL no!”

Jormungandr #homophobia #transphobia

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito #fundie #wingnut

Comments were recorded by Lauren Windsor, a liberal documentary filmmaker. Windsor attended the dinner as a dues-paying member of the society under her real name, along with a colleague. She asked questions of the justice as though she were a religious conservative.

I can’t but help but laugh at that a little. Alito basically got TROLLED big-time.

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #wingnut #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

Many feminists are lesbian and promote homosexuality.

I guess you can say that’s technically true…since “many” is a very nebulous concept, and I’d expect lesbians to “promote homosexuality”…but ya know, there’s also hetero and bi female feminists and of course, MALE feminists (like myself, and I’m guessing also most other men among us here…

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #quack

Raytheon employs your neighbor to drive a white van
With a cute little laser in the back
That controls the phase and amplitude of light waves

A lot of vans and other vehicles came with something like that. It was called a CD player. Though, they normally didnt have it “in the back”, it was right there in the damn dashboard.

What’s his next revelation, is he gonna tell us that vehicles used to be equipped with a device to decode recordings made magnetically?

Candace Owens #conspiracy

I find it easier to believe that Candace Owens never existed. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking.

DavyMichael #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

Weak, low status males love this COVID thing, because it allows them to LARP as heroes by simply wearing a mask, taking a shot, and harassing other people.

I wore my mask and got my shots when all that was going on, but I never thought myself a “hero” for doing so, I was just looking out for myself and others. To be honest, I do mainly “look out for myself” first and foremost, but hey, if I can do something that causes minimal inconvenience to me (like wearing a mask in public, I mean, the main inconvenience of that was dealing with fogged-up glasses, lol) that also happens to help other people, I’m cool with that.

I certainly never harassed other people about it either. I’m an autistic introvert, I’m the last person to get in anybody’s face about ANYTHING, ya know?

Suffering Mother #transphobia #conspiracy

Recently, I asked that Chat AI to comprise a letter to my trans son and it refused!!!

I don’t know a lot about what I’m guessing is ChatGPT, but I find that kinda interesting. I assume the people who run it have rules about what you can ask it to do?

Davymichael #enbyphobia #fundie #wingnut

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

What if the ‘Great Flood’ took place only 150 years ago, and the world of the past was far more advanced culturally and technologically than it is today?

To slightly paraphrase the words of that wise sage from Aurora, IL, Wayne Campbell… “and what if monkeys flied out of my butt?”

Vox Day #wingnut #racist #transphobia

@Bastethotep #199672

Story pitch: Neonazi travels back in time to prevent the USA from joining World War II - turns out the Nazis still lose, but Stalin takes control over even more of Europe...

Oooh, that totally reminds me of my favorite “alternate history” book of all time. “The Guns of the South” by Harry Turtledove. South African white supremacists travel back in time to January 1864 to supply the Confederacy with AK-47s. It’s not too big of a spoiler to say that that does in fact result in a Confederate victory, but I’ll just say that the real story is in what happens AFTER that.

DavyMichael #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

(submitter’s note: he has his gun holstered in his pants pointed at his dick)

I don’t claim to be any sort of expert on guns in any way…but that just really doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Indian River County School Board #fundie #wingnut #god-complex

Moms for Liberty, a national conservative group that has become one of the loudest advocates for removing books they deem inappropriate

I gotta say, it doesn’t sound like “Moms for Liberty” actually cares too much about liberty. Or at least not the liberty of students to read books.

I remember reading “Johnny Got His Gun” by Dalton Trumbo when I was in high school, I think I either checked it out from the school library or it was on a shelf in one class I was in. I’m guessing “Moms for Liberty” would probably think that “inappropriate” as well!

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Titania #199598

Pontius Pilate, who then infamously washed his hands.

And sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name!

(excuse me, I just love that song, lol)

Pale Dawn #homophobia

Pride and lust are not societal values that I want to see perpetuated and celebrated in public as positive virtues(example, example 2). We are all actively shaping the world constantly and I intend to do what I can to make it a better society than we have. The LGBTQ movement celebrates Pride and often portrays people's sexual orientations as equating to their identities.

OK, here’s a tip: If you are gonna say that the LGBTQ movement is often saying people’s sexual orientation IS their identity…maybe take a little bit of a closer look at the links you’re citing literally two sentences before saying that. Because…here’s the first sentence of “example 2″: (emphasis added by me)

Sexual orientation and gender identity/expression are important aspects of a young person’s identity.

They didn’t say those things ARE their identity, they’re saying they’re “important aspects of” it. And anyway, isn’t that true for anybody, whatever age they are?

Tim Brown #quack #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

It deals with a simple, but remarkable, all-natural chemical compound (CLO2 -Chlorine Dioxide) aka MMS (Miracle Mineral Solution. CLO2 is safe and extremely effective at treating a host of the most serious adverse health conditions known to man (influenza, staph, MRSA, Lyme, autism

*sighs*

Yeah, I should have known that was coming when I started to read about someone talking about drinking fucking BLEACH. Comparing autism to things that have caused millions and millions of deaths? Fuck the fuck right off with that load of pure unadulterated BULLSHIT.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

“The Democrats and the fake news media want to constantly talk about ‘President Trump is a convicted felon’,” she told a crowd that waited in soaring early-summer temperatures. “Well, you want to know something? The man that I worship is also a convicted felon. And he was murdered on a Roman cross.”

The thing I don’t get is what’s the point of calling the media “the fake news media” in that context? It kinda undermines her own point, doesn’t it? If Trump being a convicted felon is “fake news” then what are you doing drawing parallels between him and any other convicted felon?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Hey, some of my favorite games were the “WWE Smackdown vs Raw” series on PS2. I literally had a whole “stable” of created female wrestlers I’d play as, lol. Yet somehow I am still a cis man…

John C. Wright #homophobia #forced-birth #kinkshaming #crackpot

masturbation, which is the act of discharging semen not in the act of sexual reproduction

Hmm, so I guess women never masturbate, since they don’t discharge semen? And a guy playing with himself without “discharging” isn’t masturbation, either? Also, I suppose by that “logic” gay male sex is all just masturbation (as long as somebody cums, apparently)?

I’m gonna go ahead and say….that definition makes about as much sense as screen doors on a submarine.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

@Conscience #199434

Yeah, right? Also, it makes it a little funnier, IMO at least, because I was on my phone…since I normally watch YouTube on my computer, where I have an ad-blocker on my browser, lol.

Joel Davis and Elijah Schaffer #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

He also said that Americans need to own firearms[…]

I don’t know about that. I’ve now made it to a little over 47 years of existence in the USA, and I’ve never owned a gun, nor ever really felt like I should have had one at any point. Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve never lived with anyone who had one in the house, either. I am not even trying to say something like “nobody should own a gun,” either, just that, ya know, it ain’t a “need” for everyone.

Jon #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

@Conscience #199383

I just watched that, then I kid you not, got an ad for RuPauls TV show. LOL perfect

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

Who the fuck are you that you’re keeping an eye on what the local 13-year-old boys are doing, anyway?

speculareffect #wingnut #racist #quack #conspiracy

Ugh, maybe it’s just me, I guess, but I had to read this whole thing a few times before I got what he’s trying to say. He’s an antivaxxer who thinks people aren’t dying from either Covid OR the vaccines?? Am I reading that fucking right???

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

It has been reported by various scientific organizations such as NASA (“National Aeronautics and Space Administration”) that our Sun has developed an enormous number of sunspots, and in just this month of June, 2024, thus far 200 have been registered.

Yeah, that’s not an odd thing at all, really, though. I’m not even sure, but isn’t there kind of a cycle to that? It was about a month ago, I think, but some people in my area even (southeast Michigan) were reporting seeing the Aurora Borealis. I missed it somehow, but by the way, I did see it from the area back in 2005 or so….very cool!

I’ve never even heard of the “PHOTON BELT” before. Just from an admittedly rather cursory Google search, it kinda sounds a bunch of hooey.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

It’s that in a rightly ordered society, i.e., a confessional integralist state, Cassidy wouldn’t just get off without a fine, he’d be rewarded by the state.

Yeah, probably so...thankfully, the United States of America is not and never has been a "confessional integralist state!" (which is really just a fancy way to say "Christian theocracy" as you might have guessed already)

fschmidt #dunning-kruger #god-complex

Kotakuinaction2 #homophobia

@JeanP #198861

You know, abuse also occurs in heterosexual relationships.

I never really have thought about it, but I could probably come up with quite a list of rock and pop and country songs talking about abuse in heterosexual relationships, if I really tried.

Just for one, cus it was playing on the background music at my work a while ago, and I was struck by the lyrics, “Wait In The Truck” by Hardy.

E. J. Preston #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #psycho #mammon

Kind acts are important but at the core of what makes someone a good Christian is not an act or two. It's all about the values. A good Christian will dedicate him or herself to following a strict adherence to the values set forth by Jesus Christ.

This is really a very old debate, but it seems to me he’s saying the values a “good Christian” holds are more important than the things he does? Hmm, shouldn’t those go hand in hand though? Why is one more important the the other? Or in other words, if you have “good Christian values” you’re going to be doing “good Christian acts” based on those values, right?

Joseph Mattera #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #sexist

In the past, people made up for this loss of the biblical metanarrative primarily by deriving their identity from their ethnicity. However, with a rapid acceleration in individualism, autonomous secular humans are left with a reductionist mindset that has further collapsed their existential perspective to mere individual expression.

I have to repeat the previous comment which was in response to another line….

…and that’s a bad thing?

Signed…King of Rhye, autonomous secular human.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Kevin thinks he’s “Sorbodamus” or something, I guess?

If you’re gonna do that, put it in cryptic language with anagrams and allusions and such, so at least it’s kinda fun to figure out what the hell you were getting at…oh, and so even if what people thought you were predicting turned out to not happen, they can always say it’s really meant for something totally different, that maybe even hasn’t happened yet!

Stephane Baillon #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

-2600 years BC

Years in “BC” are always put in positive numbers….so wouldn’t “-2600 BC” mean 2600 AD, actually? The last I checked, we weren’t quite there yet. Or was that minus supposed to be a tilde and I’m just being too much of a nerd? lol

E. J. Preston #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #psycho #mammon

@Starlight #198881

If the story of the New Testament was written in a modern setting, or in other words, if they had guns in the first century AD, Christians would probably be walking around with little symbols of guns around their necks instead of crosses.

I’m not entirely sure what the moral of that point should be, but it’s kind of an amusing thought at least, or so I think, lol