First thing to address: Christian or generally religious/spiritual does not automatically mean conservative or “traditionalist” as entirely meaningless as that term has come to be in modern conservative parlance. You don’t get “ownership” over religion any more than you can claim ownership over America try as you might. It’s entirely possible to be progressive and religious in fact the parts of the Bible I find genuinely inspiring is Jesus being a “filthy socialist” who loves the poor, feeds the hungry, tends the sick, welcomes the stranger, shows humanity even to those imprisoned for criminal acts, and admonishes the holier-than-thou who make grand performative public displays of their “faith” for social posturing and a smug sense of superiority rather than any real piety. The Jesus Conservapedia heavily edits to fit their own narrative of Christianity like you’re doing with comic heroes. Comic heroes whose canonical values you abhor but whose popularity and moral impact you are trying to co-opt for your own purposes.
Conservepedia more realistically would identify with J.J. Jameson: The guy who not just overtly makes life hell for Spider-Man in both his identities as a non-stop slander factory knowingly falsifying the facts to demonize Spider-Man even as he saves Jameson’s own life personally and as an abusive employer to the perpetually financially challenged (and therefore by conservative logic lazy worthless scum of no morals) science major and in most continuities University graduate with at least one Ph.D to his name (the “liberal elite intellectual” conservatives again deeply despise) Peter Parker but is so petty and hateful that on top of his complete disregard for ethics in journalism he has financed muderous supervillains, solicited professional killers, and is directly responsible for Mac Gargan becoming Scorpion all in pursuit of his own vain prejudice against anyone that wears a mask convinced no matter what collateral damage he does he’s in the right.
In direct opposition to the famous words Peter Parker lives by: “With great power comes great responsibility” Jameson washes his hands of all responsibility both in terms of his profession with regards to the implicit trust of the public he misinforms and the immediate consequences of his actions which again includes unleashing a superpowered mass murderer on the public, an attitude very much in keeping with modern conservatism despite their constant calls for everyone else to take “personal responsibility” for things beyond their control. Like Spider-Man’s public image, for example, being more in Jameson’s hands than his own and all attempts to “rehabilitate” his image are undercut by bad faith journalism twisting every act of heroism into some kind of offense. A pattern Conservepedia should be very familiar with. Jameson’s only redeeming quality is that he refuses to sell out his employees - who he mistreats, underpays, and sometimes exploits their fear of him as their boss to get them to put their own paycheques into cutting his costs - when masked killers try to shake him down for information even on threat of slow horrible death but that can just as easily be attributed to the same unyielding and entirely unreasonable spite that drives his other unsavoury actions.
Hell, in some more recent portrayals Jameson comes across as an expy for Alex Jones. So yeah maybe sit and think about that for a minute.