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Alfred Lambremont Webre #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

so, wait, if ‘Universe’ means ‘EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS,’ then the ‘omniverse’ means… What? Baldrick’s Beans? Everything that exists AND that part over there?

sanitycheck , Edelgard & IrishTheFrenchie #interphobia #transphobia

“I expected there to be public outrage after Imane Khelif. But business as usual.”
Because your outrage is misplaced.

“No one woke up after watch that man hit that woman.”
Because they were both women. One of them a better boxer.

“I really dont get it.”
This is obvious. And you won’t get it because you have a very strait definition of ‘woman,’ and it’s a stereotype.

“And I dont think we're ever going to get to some of these normies either. Its really dispiriting hearing people say Carini was a cry baby and a bad loser and weaponising her femininity and all sorts of other nonsense. People clearly just hate women.”
Oh, look, you proved your premise! By repeating your premise! That’s an upcheck for today’s illogic, innit?
But the fact is, the issue that you’re willing to die on is far more complicated than you’re willing to ever acknowledge. So you’re going to be confused and left behind for the entire time.
You’re going to be like my grandkid talking about my difficulties with streaming services, but about gender issues. “I told a funny story about my friend, Luka and Grandma asked if she was related to Luke who came to dinner that one night. I explained it NINE times and she’s still convinced he’s two different people.

Jesse Lee Peterson #fundie

“Anyone who has plans for their future is LIVING IN HELL”
So, you have no insurance beyond the state minimum to get a license plate, i take it?
NEVER check the weather report?
I will never forget you saying that you were happier not thinking, but Jesus.

“Making big plans is you playing God.”
I’m, um, an atheist. Playing God means i’m pretending i don’t exist. WHich is the fucking OPPOSITE of making plans for myself in the future.

"Doing what’s in front of you on a daily basis will lead you wear you need to be!”
In front of you is STILL a future event, dumbass. Not a LOT of future, but some.

The Duke, Captain of Team Loyalty #fundie

"So how does it feel to go against evolution?”
Mighty few pro-lifers have a decent basic knowledge of evolutionary theory.
For the species to survive and improve we do NOT Need to retain each and every single genetic example produced by sex.
Supporting abortion rights supports the individuals and does fuck all to evolutionary theory.

BuZZin Leaf Guy #dunning-kruger #elitist #interphobia #transphobia #sexist

Also, people are acting like she’s a shark in a school of goldfish. If whe were transgendered AND benefited that superheroically from a testosterone advantage, then she’d be undefeated in womens’ boxing, no?
Anyone looked at her fighting record so far? Is she a juggernaut?

SurvivorsIndiana #fundie

BuZZin Leaf Guy #dunning-kruger #elitist #interphobia #transphobia #sexist

@Passerby #203274
I was thinking maybe 5000 quarters is 1750 in dollars, but that’s just a guess.
I’d be spending the rest of my life with this person telling them it’s five thousand. NOT SURE WHAT IT IS, but it’s five thousand.

JasperJackson #fundie

“it was documented independently by 4 different authors”
But anonymously.
Sure, names were assigned to the gospels a few centuries later, but they don’t say, anywhere in them, ‘this is Matthew’s account,’ or ‘I, Mark, saw these events with my own eyes.’
They’re just documented.
And scholars also know which gospels were copies out of which other ones by the details included, and the details added in later versions. So, no, not all that well documented, not all that independent.
Historically speaking, it’s about as useful as the Urban Dictionary. Some details are good, but there’s no way to know which are dependable.

Watchman Nee #fundie

LiteralChristian #fundie

“God clearly does advocate slavery with rules and I think if you follow God's rules for slavery it could be a very joyous and mutual relationship.”
You haven’t read God’s rules, have you?
If i free the Hebrew slave, i don’t have to free his wife and kids. I still own them.
If he doesn’t like it i NAIL AN AWL THROUGH HIS EAR and keep him as a slave forever.
Which part do you find mutual? The awl? Or owning his offspring?

"As for rape, no God clearly does not advocate rape.”
When they slaughter an entire tribe in war EXCEPT for teh virgin girls and take them as war brides, do you think that’s a joyous event of matrimony?

BuZZin Leaf Guy #dunning-kruger #elitist #interphobia #transphobia #sexist

“Cis woman shouldn't be allowed to compete against biological woman.”
You’re a special kind of stupid, ain’tcha?

“You wanna use the argument she was born a woman and raised as one?
100% that's okay.”
It’s not ‘the argument,’ it’s the fact. She’s a woman, selected by Algeria to compete as a woman in a woman’s sport.
None of the objections to her are based on anything except that she isn’t a girly-girl.

“She unfortunately was born with both X-Y chromo's. Sorry. Science > feelings”
Actually this is just a rumor started by someone trying to give Russian atheletes an advantage. There’s no evidence she actually has this condition, last i heard.
But a whole bunch of fuckwits are willing to diagnose her based on the rumor.

throwaway680603 #fundie

"If I was rich and drove a mercedens benz”
You’d marry the first woman that let you touch her boobies and she’d take your fillings in the divorce.

“If I had confidence of an alpha”
Actually, the whole theory of ‘alpha’ makes comes from observing wolves in the zoo. They don’t act that way in the wild. ‘Aphas’ are confused and frightened animals trying to compesnate by bullying. You should be glad you aren’t an alpha.

“If I wasnt ugly”
Uh huh. It’s all beyond your control, yep.

“if i didnt have to get raped metaphorically as guys around my age post pics online of themselves dating”
That’s not rape, idiot, that’s just competition.

“if i didnt have to live in this society but rather in 5000 bc where the strongest is the leader”
Dude, leaders lead. If you’re strong but unpopular, you won’t lead.

“if i didnt have to live in this degeneracy society where hook up culture is present”
You think you’d score MORE if society didn’t promote scoring…?

“if i could get women to not think of me as a creep”
That would require changing your habits, attention span, facial reactions, and staring at exposed skin. Which would require you to actually RESPECT the women around you.

dyellow #sexist #homophobia #psycho

“[Blackpill] Most men DESERVE to be incels”
Then there should be mp such thing as incels, just normies and Bitter fucking normies.

“Think about it rationally: women don't have moral agency,”
That’s not rational, that’s misogyny, moron.

"they're just instincts, but men can think.”
Yeah, that’s demonstrated by incels. Sure.

“Cucks have allowed the peak of degeneracy we are living, they are the enemies, not foids.”
Ah. So we don’t actually DESERVE To be incels, you just hate us because we’re not. That’s clearer.
I would tell you to fuck off, but you’re incel and that’s out of your reach. HAHAHAHA.

"These men are worthless sacks of shit that will sell their souls just to get attention from a woman,”
And it worked. I got laid. Seethe your bitter grapes into a vinegary wine, incel.

"such people don't deserve to even be normies, they deserve to be incels, and live a live of servitude.”
Um, if you make me an incel, i’ll just find my way out of it…again.
Which is more than you ever will..

"I don't deserve to be an incel,”
As someone tole me, the Free Marketshas spoken.
“I'm a hard worker,”
Which gets you a salary, not a whore.
“I have good values,”
Dude, you want revenge on everyone who has sex. That’s a childish value.
“strong and capable.”
Not strong enough to just LIVE without sex, not capable of sexing.

“I just happened to be born with an ugly face, this is totally unfair.”
You think life should be fair, and you DESPERATELY wish that absolutely no blame for your situation be applied to your shoulders. Your ‘values’ suck.

“Now lets see who deserves to be thrown in concentration camps:
If you would put ANYONE into a concentration camp, you have the values of a Nazi. Don’t brag about being a Nazi and think it’ll help you get laid.

“More suggestions?”
That you suck-start a chainsaw?

Jonathan H #fundie

“I believe that if Atheists read everything on the internet, they'd have a hard time not being a Christian.”
I read the Bible.
WHAT on the internet would solve my issue with the existence and purpose of Hell?
Is there a website or a Youtube that justifies ETERNAL suffering for FINITE sin? Actually resolves how any Christain can enjoy Paradise as long as they know ANY human being not to exclude Hitler is facing purposeless torture with no hope of relief for all eternity?

elevate with V (Vineeta Santoshi) and Tony Mowery #quack #crackpot #magick

I served for 2 years at a Suicide Crisis line. You help some, but you keep getting or seeing the same people on the call sheets. It can get depressing quickly, not seeing that you’re making any difference.
I imagine thirty years of patching up people for the same stupid shit would make one seek relevence.
Abandoning actual wounded to become a HealerWarrior on the Quantum circuit seems like a move by a depressed person making choices without objective guidance. But if it makes you feel better, more power to you.

Engineering Mental Sanity - Jerry Marzinsky featuring Owen Benjamin #fundie #conspiracy #quack #magick

“Despite the fact that the Bible tells us that Jesus cast demons out of people some 23 times most Christians and even some preachers seem to think that these references in the Bible are unreal fairy tales that were made up thousands of years ago and have nothing to do with today's modern society.”
Well, yeah. They’re more like Florida Man stories, now.

“Florida man tries to cure a neighbor’s schizophrenia by driving a shitload of pigs into the ocean.

I mean, if a patient responds to risperidone, hard to think that chemicals have the power to drive off a nonphysical being.

procommenter #fundie

“"Atheistic" {a.k.a. godless/hedonist}”
Godless I’ll buy.
Hedonist?
I’ve never smokes. Only sipped a ocupe of beers and i had one champagne at my wedding. No marijuana. Married to the ONLY woman i’ve ever had sex with. Donate blood regularly. Donate to charities. Maintained a top secret clearance in the Navy for 20 years, secret ever since. Been to Vegas once and mostly watched other people get emotional about money.
You’ve slandered me for no good reason except to buck up your bigotry.

"behavior is what lands people in? prison.”
I was pulled over for speeding once, they let me go with a warning because my driving record was so incredibly clean.

"100% of the violent crimes are perpetrated by folks who follow no moral code i.e. "atheists."”
9/11 was atheists?
Atheists bomb abortion clinics?
Atheists stormed the Capitol on Jan 6?
A hedonist killed Matthew Shepard? For what?

hye #fundie

“evolution= we are all one big accident,”
Pro tip, to mock science you have to actually understand the science. This just waves a bit ‘ignorant fucker’ sign. Evolutionary theory is NOT ‘accident.’
And nothing in evolutionary theory precludes one or more gods.

" and about 6 thousand years ago a group of people, made up this big lie about god and everyhting and wrote about it, and brainwashed everyone into believing in god.”
There are thousands of gods described and worshiped men and you are butthurt that YOUR religion isn’t compatible with science.
Fuckin’ wah.
This is not part of evolutionary theory, eitehr. Just your made-up complaint.

" u should worship darwin, while i worship god. [...]”
Plenty of evolutionary scientists worship one or more gods.

“Evolution is just stupid,”
Sorry you’re too stupid to understand it.

“i hate athiests,”
Okay.

“but its not their fault they dont believe, its school thats brainwash them”
Dude, it was BELIEVERS that drove me away from the Church. Nasty, stupid fuckers, eyes bright when they talk about Hell…

"i was once an athiest i know.”
Liar.

“watever u cant argue with them, cuz thats what they believe and thats wat their gonna back their arguments with.”
Well if you have NO FUCKING IDEA what they believe, then, no, you sholdn’t be able to argue with them.

“remember its not their faults their athiest.”
Nope. It’s yours.

Bml7864 , glimmer & LunarWolf #interphobia #conspiracy

“This person is a "cis" female athlete who was "born and raised" a girl, therefore if you oppose them in the sport you are just being transphobic??? It makes no sense.”
No, you do not make sense. She’s a cishet woman who excels at her chosen sport and every time you attack her as transgenderee, you’re wrong.
BECAUSE of your transphobia. You see a woman who doesn’t fit a VERY narrow definition of emnininity and you assume Trans, which leads you to hate her irrationally.

Jimmy West #fundie

“Gravity is NOT a theory. It is completely understood.”
‘things fall to the ground’ is a fact.
Explaining ‘things fall’ by ‘matter attracts matter’ is a theory.
It’s always possible that we’ll find a situation in which matter does NOT attract matter and we’ll have to either junk the theory or expand on it, until it includes this new observation.

JohnDBaptiste #fundie

“Interesting how some "open minded" evolutionist audio bombed the video in the OP of this thread.”
Open Minded does not mean that you have to respect total bullshit. Just have to be willing to listen to the arguments made and teh evidence provided, you can still decide they’re fucking idiots.

“It's what people resort to when they cannot refute the point being made.”
It’s also what some people do when they lose absolutely all respect for someone flogging total bullshit.

“How many times are we told by evolutionists that black holes result from the compacting of stars many times larger than our sun into the size of a basketball?”
None. It’s not part of evolutionary theory.

“So we are supposed to believe that simply because everything is fanning out across the universe that it all started at a single small point?”
You can believe that Doctor Doom farted matter out a thousand times when he held the power of the Beyonder if you want. But if YOU want anyone to believe anything else, you need actual evidence for what you’re saying.

“Now according to evolutionists...”
Wrong AGAIN!

“this is evidence that the sand you flung into the air started at an infinitesimally small point (smaller than one of the grains of sand) and everythi8ng else came from it...”
Try it. See who says that.

“Sadly they call this science.”
You can’t really mock science when you have no fucking idea how it works. You just highlight your ignorance.

Gargoyle #racist

“Re: Help! Race mixing is being forced on me and my school!”
You’re being forced to fuck a fertile person outside your race?
Incel paradise has descended upon us?

“Hmm, this is quite a serious problem, Merlin know's better than I do, but I think you could provide evidence that mixed race children have higher rates of depression than a offspring with one definitive race,”
You THINK there’s evidence for this?
Old news, it’s becoming less and less stigmatized with every couple, so not a fucking problem.
And still, how is this being forced ON YOU?

“thus do your friends want to have a child that doesn't want to live?”
I had some relatives that used the ‘what about the kids’ argument when we announced our engagement. They’re the ones that got the goofiest cooing over the baby.

“Also, you should ask your "friends", is promoting your race evil?”
At the COST of other races, yes.

“Is the black panther evil?”
T’Challa does not superhero by calling all white people evil.
But when the publishers told the author they needed more white people in the comic, he added Klansmen. Beating up THOSE evil fuckers was actually good.

(No name given) #fundie

"It seems the normal 2.5 seconds it takes to punch in your pass code is just too long!”
Or, some people have a problem remembering numbers.
OR some people want something more secure than the number that their girlfriend already knows.

"Motorola wants to shorten it to a mere second of time.”
I’m sure there’s a market for people who want a tattoo on their cheek so that the phone ONLY unlocks when they lift it to their ear and n o one else can hack their passcode. Or don’t want to be bothered by a passcode but also don’t want the phone unlocked all day long.

"Yes they are rolling out this ‘mark of the beast prototype’ all in the name of security and convenience.”
But not as a requirement for buying and selling, i see.

“Chances are it will be coming to a store near you—..”
Meh. I’ve done worse for convenience.
And think of the stories! “Grandpa! Why is there a shiny dot on your temple?”
“Well, dear, when the aliens landed in 2005, they tried to tag the resistance fighters with…”

A Berean and homesick9748 #fundie

OpticalIllusions #fundie

“If the public votes to let creationism be taught, it should be taught.”
If the public votes to tax churches, they should be taxed.
If the public votes to take guns away, they should be taked.

"This is America. They should hire better teachers to teach it though, since it isn't fair if a teacher has bias to one theory or another.”
This IS America. A secular country that denise religious primacy. The teachersa re fine. Teach yuor superstition when the kids get home.

“Existing teachers should be able to pass new tests on creationism to make sure they understand the whole truth.”
Yeah, that’ll go over well. NOT ONLY are we illegally teaching our religion we’re going to force you to study it.

"Science has evidence for creationism too.”
Nope. It absolutely cannot support the supernatural.

“Parents know what science is better than their kids do, so what theories get taught should be based on democracy...”
Except they do not and you’re using a popularity fallacy argument.

“at least in America.”
Read the Constitution one time.

“I know that if I got to decide what theories I was taught when I was a kid, I would have had no idea where to even start.”
I accept this as The Gods’ Honest truth.

“I never would have learned any of the good theories, like gravity. That's why kids aren't allowed to vote.”
Kids, idiots, creationists… But i repeat myself.

Pastor Steven L. Anderson #fundie #homophobia

“However, one of the major problems with these seemingly harmless videos is that most of the actors and voices in these movies are the same as those in other far more wicked movies.”
I don’t see the problem, there. If the ONLY time you hear Eddie Murphy is in Mulan or some other spinoff with Mushu, then it doesn’t matter what wickedness he mgith be performing elsewhere.
You’re training you rkids to ONLY watch approved children’s content, not to trust a particular actor when you hear their voice.
Imagine if Stormy Daniels read the Sermon on the Mount. How would these chaperoned children know what else she’s famous for?
It’s not like they’ll HEAR ‘blessed are the meek’ but THINK ‘She got raw-dogged by Bonespurs!’

“Consider the show “The Odd Couple” from the 1960’s.”
Literally from 1970 to 1975.

"Although neither man in the show is a homosexual, this show was obviously a forerunner of the sitcoms of today which feature homosexual characters.”
Way to miss the mark entirely. Both men were estranged from their wives. Both men’s lives were shattered by females making feminist choices to not put up with their shit any more. There is plenty for conservatives to be upset about with the Odd Couple, but ‘best friends’ supporring each other through upheaval’ is not part of it, nor is a mythical look forward to future gay acceptance. It was a reactive comedy, about men and women in the 70’s, not about the 2000’s.

Eric Hovind #fundie

“Atheist Logic”
You post two conclusions. You show no logical steps at all, MUCH LESS identify any weakness in the logic that leads to these conclusions.
If this were an assignment i’d give you “See Me After Class” as a grade.
But it’s not, it’s just your prancing before your target audience, spouting numbers that SCIENCE produced and pretending you made a case for Creationism.
And I’m sure your daddy said, ‘Good Job.’
Well, your daddy has lied before.

Frankenstein's M. #sexist

“ men are dating way below their SMV for relationship security,”
Um, the SMV of any individual is how much the OTHER sex wants to fuck them. How attractive they are to their target demographic.
How gay does an incel have to be to think that he can accurately measure a man’s SMV?
YOU, Genius, want different things from a partner than women do. Or you should. Or it could be expected that you would. But you spend a LOT of time thinking of Chad’s SMV, don’t you?

“when your looks match sees this she's not gonna be interested in you,”
That’s how it works? You see a Playmate out on a date with a total loser, and you lose interest in HER? Or do you think you could rescue her from suhc a mistake?
Must be so exhausting to be an incel, having to constantly justify why everyone else is miserable despite their being happy, in relationships, and having the sex.

sunshinemary #fundie

“At its most basic, I believe birth control is a plan concocted by the ultimate enemy of humanity.”
Okay. I mean, we practiced birth control, various means, until we thought we were ready for a kid. We have three boys out there right now. You’re saying SATAN tried to destroy humanity by giving us a bit more control over when the kids arrived, between my deployments and her commands?
Nice guy.

"I believe all artificial birth control is essentially satan’s plan to cause mayhem and discord,”
Mayhem? My coworker is infertile. I mean, stone cold unable to father kids. He brought his two daughters to work last week. Nice girls. If they didn’t have the girls, the wife would probably have about 30 cats.
Again, nice guy. Not too bright, if his goal was mayhem.
She even went into labor while he was wide awake.

“and ultimately death and extinction, for humans.”
Extinction.

Extinction.

We’re going to be wiped out by having the ability to say, ‘That many and no more,’ and getting a vasectomy. Or ‘Not just yet’ and using condoms?
You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

armyman_83 #fundie

“I for one, being a United States Infantryman, believe that if Trijicon puts any reference to the Bible on their optics then it is there right.”
It is. Unless it’s under a contract with the US Government.
If you opened an MRE and found an inspirational quote from the Koran, would you feel the same?
Or a poem about gay love from Stephen Fry?

If you were in Afghanistan, or Kuwait, or Iraq, you might recall that your family couldn’t send you Playboys, or pork products, that might offend our Muslim hosts, right? There’s no way a service THAT uptight about the soldiers’ possessions should be blase about the soldiers’ weapons.

“Do I care? No, in fact I find it kind of nice.”
Doesn’t matter.

“Its like giving one back to the Jihadists.”
Wait, you said YOU didn’t even know about it, but if’s effective fighting?
Suck wind, poser.

" I joined to fight and kill Islamic Jihadists.”
Ensuring a never-ending cycle of revenge, then. Thanks, so much.

“The struggle over there is one between Islam and Christianity,”
While the struggle HERE is between Christainity and democracy. Think about that, just a bit.

"If Trijicon were forced to remove their "hidden Bible code" from their product they should cease from working with the U.S. Government,”
Fucking FINE. And i’m speaking as a 20 year veteran AND a military contractor. IF they can’t obey the law, they have no business profiting from the war.

"Trijicon has the best product and they should deserve to be able to place a Bible reference.”
Not how it works. If we can find a better contractor for MREs, but they’re only making Halal meals, is ‘best on the market’ a good reason to never serve bacon in the trenches, ever again?

Queen Esther #fundie

“That evidence comes from scientest who are Trying to prove that evolution is true.”
No, that’s accepted, now they’re trying to flesh out the picture.

“Carbon dating is totally off,”
Feel free to prove this.

“they're trying to date dino's”
Not with C14, they’re not.

“that died in the flood,”
Except there was no The Flood.

“and prove that they're from a million years ago.”
Quite a bit more.
Feel free to actually examine the evidence for radioactive dating AND all the other methods which tie together, ‘kay? Then explain why they’re all off by such a wild amount BUT STILL agree with each other.

“Even though we all know that the earth is really about 5,000 years old.”
‘We’ know no such thing.

Linda Harvey #homophobia #fundie #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy

“1. We look confused and muddled when we fail to stand against all the sexual anarchy labels. They are connected and one flows out of the other.”
Except they don’t. They’re discrete conditions. Lumping them together makes you look confused. “I’m fighting trans by forbidding gay!”

“We will get nowhere unless we accept a few basic realities: the “LGBTQ” movement is pushing for child emancipation and full empowerment on medical/counseling issues as well as age of sexual consent.”
See, there’s that lumping again. Letting individuals be their own selves is not connected to age of consent except in your widdle head.

That’s because the powers leading that movement have no problem with children being sexual. Many of them were and that’s how they got to their present identities.

“3. Homosexuality is a sin”
A religious stance that’s not universally accepted AND No fucking reason for secular legislation.

“and faithful Christians must stand on this truth.”
Fine. Stand on it. Just don’t spread it around where the rest of us have to touch it.

"And we must continue to do so because these identities are a dire threat to our children.”
It’s your rejection of their identities as made-up that’s a dire threat.

“And it’s not hate to do this-- exactly the opposite.”
No, it’s hate. You hate and fear the unknown and won’t learn about it, so you spread lies.

“The “LGBTQ” agenda is, at its core, anti-Christian.”
Funny, though, if you truly were Christain, you’d love your neighbor rather than lie about them.

“4. No one is born homosexual (or in the wrong sex body) and school policies and programs that imply this are based on a huge deception.”
Cite?
And, please, one i can accept? Not scripture?

“Rather than attempt to cover the stunning lack of science,”
Humans have had gay and transgender members since the beginning of time. It’s you that lacks science.

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

“According to my source US debt is “O””
Does this source have a name? Credentials? Or is he the guy that wears a boot on his head when he takes ecstasy and dances in the mud?

Citation need intensifying.

Question #fundie

“Logical proof that most atheists are weak-minded”
Thirty quatloos you’re about to submit your premise as proof of your conclusion.

“Definition of weak-minded: lacking determination, emotional strength, or intellectual capacity.”
‘Kay.

“Before reading the material below, please read article Low-heeled feminists vs. Richard Dawkins and atheism”
No. If i have to do homework to buy your proof, it’s not very good proof.

“Consider:
1. Most atheists are men.”
Most of those that admit to it are, yes.

“2. Feminist women conquered the atheist movement”
What would that even mean? You can’t be an atheist unless your feminist ID is valid?

“If only atheists were more like evangelical men whose wives were taught to obey them.”
Good god, who would want that? I married a partner, not a servant.

“In biblical Christianity, women cannot teach men and they cannot exercise authority over men as far as church matters.”
Seems like Christainity makes a safe space for men to hide from pushy women.

“If only atheists women could not exercise authority over atheist men about atheist matters, the humiliation of the atheist movement being conquered by feminist women could have been avoided!”
Still not understanding this ‘conqured by feminists’ theme. And why would it be humuliating? I have no fear of women who know what they’re doing or talking about.

“Soon atheist, feminist women will impose the "one true definition of atheism" and make all atheist men memorize it!”
Wait, you’re using an event that HAS NOT HAPPENED YET for logical proof that i’m weak-minded? That’s moronic.

“Oh, atheist men! Feel the sting of atheism being conquered by feminist women.”
If they have better arguments for atheism, why would it sting that they conquered?
Most atheists i know aren’t afraid of women and don’t hold cartoonish views of their masculinity. You can’t handle women pointing out your errors, bar them from talking.
I have a more adult relationship with the women i know.

Nullo #fundie

“I don't see any conflict.”
Of course not. You’re sure YOU are right with God, so you don’t face any suffering. And you don’t respect anyone who isn’t Right with Gawd, so they deserve the suffering. That’s all there is to your calculations fo justice, “I’ve got mine, fuck the fuckers.”
Hope you’re never on my jury.

I Love Mary #fundie

“What Miracles you ask...”
Probably better phrased as ‘what miracles can you show that are actually miracles, not just lies?

“Well, let's see... MIRACLES in general.”
In general, miracles are impossible. That’s teh whole POINT of a miracle.

“Healing miracles, etc.”
I hear stories of miracle healing. Got any that stand up to scrutiny?

“Personally me, he saved my life while I was in comma, trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors. You get the point”
I can’t trust you, you believe in miracles. But not grammar.
HOW do you know the doctors had no effect on your recovery?

“that story was irrelevant.”
I think it’s nicely illustrative. You believe in god so you attribute healing to god.
If you believed n Amateratsu…

Vale of Belvoir benefice #fundie

'On this evening (Halloween), normally law-abiding people damage the property of those whom they should be good neighbours.”
Of course, if YOU want to be good neighbors, you hand out candy as part of the celebration, no?
If you don’t want to participate, don’t decorate, and turn your porch lights off.
The only property damage is usually to people who hand out toothpaste or Chick tracts.

“In some cases, they bring fear, especially to the elderly.”
Or, they could turn off the porch lights and say they’re not participating.

"The practice of "trick o' treat", which is only using extortion and blackmail to prevent vandalism, is condemned as criminal the rest of the year.”
And if you cross a certain line, the cops will still treat it as criminal.

“Celebrating Halloween means we are siding along with the Devil and all his works."
No. No, we’re not. If this were truly a holiday of Satan, they’d demand candy and STILL egg your house. It’s teh Christain position that spirits can be appeased, controlled, repelled, or bought off.

EuropeanAwakening #racist

“Yes, we should forever and ever flood our nations with non whites until we become hated minorities whose acts and values will never be reciprocated.”
That would be your own accomplishment.
I mean, you could welcome new people to share your wealth, or try to jealously hold it for yourselves based on skin color.
No fucking WONDER they hate you

“Can you tell exactly what makes me think I'm superior?”
You were raised by idiots?

“Can you tell me why I am actually wrong?”
You were raised by hateful idiots?

“Do you understand what an argument is? What data do you have to show me why I should want to become a minority in my own country?”
Still a problem of your own making. You’re terrified of being a minority BECAUSE Of the way you expect to be able to treat minorities. If you saw them as equals, you MIGHT be treated teh same way when they have power. But you’re showing your ass in your attempt to preserve a Golden Age of Entitlement and Privilege.
And it’s not YOUR country. Might have been, if whites hadn’t imported blacks, yellows, and others as labor to build it. They made this country, it’s theirs as much as yours.

" What studies do you have to show us that non whites are just like us and will maintain our societies and not abuse us and change everything to be negative for us?”
Oh, nothing. Because you guys fucked it up so badly befroe. It’s literally the consequencds of your own actions, dumbass.
If you abuse your wife and she gets her hands on a gun, don’t have the audacity to look surprised at what she does with it.

Eric Hovind #fundie

“When Evolutionists say, "Evolution is a fact!" they might as well be saying, "Variations are a fact!" for that is all the evidence we see today from science.”
Except it’s not.

“Yes, "variations" happen. No one is arguing with this. What we are disputing is the idea of "variations" leading to true Darwinian Evolution.”
True evolution is more than just variations, though.

"This would be changing from one kind of animal into another kind of animal.”
True evolutionary theory is not expressed in ‘kinds’ of animals, though.

“When you teach this, you have stepped outside the realm of science and joined the realm of science fiction.”
Wrong again. Science IS stepping outside what creationists are willing to accept. Pretty much by definition.

Mike #fundie

“Pro-lifers will win.”
I note they had to cheat to win, currently.
Pretty sure that’ll be fixed in the next 4.

“I'm convinced of it. As long as we hold to our values”
I gotta wonder at that. Your values are made-up bullshit. There was no great outcry when Roe vs. Wade was decided.When COnservatives needed a rallying cry to excite the voters, they picked this and manipulated all you fucks.
Nothing in your Bible states that life starts at conception or that abortion is wrong.
If you cause a woman to miscarry, it’s not treated as murder, it’s simple assault.
God directs an abortion to determine if a woman has been unfaithful.

fracturedInfinity #fundie

“Funny, Atheism isn't in that list.”
Yes, it fucking is.
When the military says they ‘recognize’ a religion, they’ll put it on your dog tags to ensure you get appropriate rites upon death.

Number 0 on the list, “No Preference.” covers Atheism, Apatheism, Agnosticism, and New Agers who practice JoeBobism or Cheryl-Lite-Fundism. This is also what they put on your dog tags if they think you’re being a smart-ass and put ‘druid’ or ‘wizard’ on the form.
A ‘No Pref’ dies in the field, it’s dealer’s choicewhat to say over the grave.

“I guess it's really true that there aren't any athiests in foxholes.”
So much ignorance in two sentences….

following Jesus word #fundie

“Why do non-Christians demand so much "falsifiable evidence"?”
It’s the way we determine truthiness of a statement.

“They want us to test our God through experiment to see if He is real or not.”
Well, yeah. Are you willing to just take my word for it that there ARE NO gods?

"Falsifiability is Satanic when applied to God, because He is true no matter what anyone does.”
So you saaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I should believe you because……..?

“He exists, and you had better accept that as the Truth.”
And where would a discussion of god’s reality be without the threat.

Dr. Michael Schmidt L.T.D. #fundie

Roosevelt took the reference to God off the money out of respect for God. Didn’t think the big guy should be forced to be part of any transaction to buy tobacco, whiskey, or a whore.
It’s been legislated that it HAS to be on every coin and note.
This was, of course, the Congress busy proving they were figthing the ‘Red Scare.’

For 70 years, any time anyone’s complained about an unconstitutional reference to God on the money, the Christers have cheerfully suggested we don’t use money.
So, if you don’t LIKE where the designer made the phrase fit, be sure to just not use it. It affects no one by your boycott.

Daniel Paul #fundie

“Why are you so intolerant of those who become straight?”
because they don’t.
Being gay isn’t a choice, changing that is not something you can choose. I couldn’t even switch between being a boob man and an ass man.

“You have made a statement which qualifies as hate speech and yet you think you take the high road.”
No. It’snot hate speech to hold you (or anyone) responsible for the choices they make.
Klansmen saying blacks are inferior is hate speech.
Blacks saying the Klan is racist is not

"Your post shows intolerant Bibliophobic anti-civil rights politics.”
I would not give two fucks about someone saying they’ve changed from gay to straight EXCEPT that other fuckknucles will point to them and say ‘HE did you, now you should be forced to.’
And it’s not about the Bible, since you guys aren’t equally upset about mixed fabrics, spare ribs, or teh Sabbath being on Saturday. You’re just using it as a justification.

“Your hate-speech intolerance is what is toxic.”
Yeah, i haven’t played ’I’m rubber you’re glue’ since 4th grade.

Donald Trump #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

He wasn’t there to reach out to black voters.
He was there to give sound=bites to Fox news. That first, ‘nasty’ question, they’re claiming that’s a debate-style question he wasn’t going to be prepred for…

Katherine Fishley #fundie

“This deserves more thoughtful comment but my immediate reaction was, “Those who object to the Bible’s teaching should move to somewhere where it is banned.””
Yes. You should think this through.
First off, you’d want to exile every constitutional scholar who isn’t a creationist.
You’d want to exile a fuck-ton of lawyers.
You’d want to exile almost everyone who teaches the country’s actual history.
You’d want to exile a shitload of Christains who understand law, Constitution, History, etc.
Sadly, that’s probably no more than 60% of the country, but still. Who would pay to move 200 million people? Americans tend to have a LOT of shit.
If we accept your pronouncement, here, it would be
FAR more logical for the US to ban the Bible, no?
I mean, clearly, the ONLY reason not to teach one religion’s text in schools would be because it’s banned throughout the country, so we can make that happen.
I get to keep my street and mailing address, phone number, job, parking space, and the lack of bible access bothers me NOT A FUCKING BIT.

So, yeah, more careful thought is suggested.

John D #fundie

“A lot of people here seem to forget that evolution is a thoroughly pagan”
No. Science is neutral on the existence of all gods. Yours and others’.

“pantheistic”
Again, you’re making shit up.

“world veiw. It originates with the belief in reincarnation.”
Dude, Evolution doesn’t even suggest that souls exist.

“And most evolutionists are cowards and don't like a real debate with a knowledgable scholar of creationism.”
no, we don’t like debate with someone who shoots out shit faster than a fact-checker can clean it up. But if you want to exchange posts online, with time to rebutt all your shit, there are plenty of takers.

"As for all creation stories being taught is not necessary our society doesn't have everyone of every religion in it.”
If we’re going to teach religion, the only legal way to do it is teach all religions, not just ‘all the religions currently represented in this classroom.’

“Should we teaching the ancient Greek view of creation.”
It might help put other stories of creation into an understandable framework.

"Any ancient Greeks out there?”
Do you think slavery should be illegal in all states or just the states that have people willing to own slaves?

AaronK #racist

inverter #fundie

KST #fundie

“We say that God is the beginning of knowledge.”
You also say god exists, and i have no reason to believe that.

“Without Him, we cannot know anything.”
How do you know this to be true? can you compare our knowledge to citizens living in a godless universe?

“We say therefore that the Bible is true because it is God’s Word because it says it is true.”
And a fabulist would be unable to write a bible that says it came from God

"This may be considered circular, but where does the basis of logic come from that has defined circular arguments specifically?”
Like math, it’s a tool for evaluation. We don’t need to know WHO invented math or logic as long as they both continue to work.
Not knowing who first burn the steak doesn’t detract from the usefulness of cooking food.