Citizen_Justin

@Citizen_Justin

Ethan White #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

This is nearly all bullshit, of course, but there is actually some truth here. “Trump and Musk have initiated a coordinated action with select foreign leaders” - I can well believe that, and one of those foreign leaders would be Putin.

Clay Clark, Eric Trump and other fundies #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #homophobia #magick

I’m guessing that Clay Clark and Eric Trump know the sort of people they’re dealing with, and that Eric Trump actually said “we need to get together the wackadoodles.”

rsm30,scrum #psycho #sexist

As the voice of reason here asked, “The girl is 12. You don't see anything wrong with a 20 year old, who has had sex with other young kids before, having sex with a 12 year old? Now, I'm going to ask this in all seriousness. Are you a pedophile? Like seriously, are you?”

Yes.
Yeah.
Affirmative.
Uh-huh.
Aye-aye.
Oui.
Ja.
Да.
יא.
Ewe.
نعم.
Sí.
ਹਾਂ.
是的.
Is the Pope a Catholic.
Does a bear shit in the woods.

Tucker Carlson #wingnut #sexist #psycho

Griffin #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

“Since you can attach yourself to your strawman when you like,”

That suggests they subscribe to the idea of a strawman being linked with a secret fund, which the ‘real person’ can use to pay bills or tax demands. The promotion of this idea is actually illegal in the USA, and its income tax service, the IRS (which has far sharper teeth than HMRC) can fine people for attempting to use it on their tax returns.

Arenlaef & Women1st #transphobia

Pleiades 1 via Neva (Gabriel RL) #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth #conspiracy

About what I expected until I got to ‘infernal monster’. Going to have to remember that one.

<@KeithInc.> #209809

He has.

Urine Therapy Guide #quack #crackpot #conspiracy

Anything that comes out in urine has ALREADY BEEN absorbed by the body, you fuckwit! It was in the bloodstream.

Urine is a waste product consisting of stuff to be got rid of + water.

Even if there is a tiny benefit this will be negated A THOUSAND TIMES OVER by re-absorption of the waste product.

This is only one stage above eating one’s own shit.

Andrew Anglin #racist #dunning-kruger

“Hitler was right about everything”?

Hitler is literally the biggest loser in history.

Kerry Cassidy #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

The Hellenist ☀️ #elitist #ableist #racist

More to do with lifestyle. In my personal experience, I’ve had both the big fat Civil Service arse from sitting in an office chair all day and the lean, mean Retail Security arse from prowling supermarket floors all day (yes, I know there are a lot of fat security guards, but I ain’t one of ‘em).

Seriously, though. Heartiste and other more pretentious quotees go on about physiognomy. What’s the correct name for this - ‘arsegnomy’?

The Worldwide People’s Revolution! #crackpot #god-complex #wingnut #conspiracy

Yes, there are over 100 of these ‘books’ (actually pamphlets), and all of them are written like this blurb.

Heaven Updates #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

Elmer Fudd - what species is he? He and Porky (a pig) have much more in common with each other than either of them do with Bugs or Daffy, who are also animals. Also, Yosemite Sam is supposedly human and he is the least human-looking of them all. I think this all warrants a thorough investigation, and whoever wins the USA’s election, be it Harris or Trump, I hope they launch a full Congressional inquiry into the matter.

Either that or someone’s been doing mushrooms. It is October, after all.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #conspiracy #crackpot

Idiot. That path goes straight over a bunch of primarily Democratic areas.

Perhaps Marge should follow her leader and try to avert it with a Sharpie.

Glenn Winningham/SovereigntyInternational.fyi #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Bob Schlenker #fundie #homophobia #magick #conspiracy

If I’d thought that fellatio might progress to cannibalism, I’d have been a lot more careful with the ladies!

Wonder what he thinks about cunnilingus?

Andrew Anglin #wingnut

I second @Titania. Follow your leader, Andy. Remember; it goes in your mouth, not in the temple like with that stupid Mitford groupie.

Woke Content Detector #ableist #biphobia #conspiracy #elitist #enbyphobia #homophobia #racist #sexist #transphobia #wingnut

Something called ‘Super Lesbian Animal’ has lesbianism in it? Knock me down with a feather!

Ray Comfort #fundie

True story:

Ray Comfort once complained on Facebook that a film (not a good one BTW) made his God sound like an “arrogant spoiled brat”.

I replied “Sorry Ray, but your God is an arrogant spoiled brat.”

He banned me. I wondered if maybe I had been a bit out of order.

Now I know I wasn’t.

Richard Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the Machine) #crackpot #wingnut #transphobia #ufo #racist #conspiracy

I overlooked this quote the first time I saw it. This time I read to the end. Yes, he thinks THE SUN IS FAKE. So WTFd.

John C. Carleton #racist #conspiracy

“John C. Carleton eats worms.” - Research by Citizen Justin’s arse.

Joshua Haymes #fundie #psycho

“Public execution, swiftly carried out, would drastically reduce capital offense crimes.”

It didn’t, it did the opposite, and that’s why they stopped doing it. Even modern execution has a slight reverse effect.

John C. Carleton #racist #conspiracy #crackpot

Elle MacPherson #quack

Either…

1.) She got really, really lucky after her lumpectomy surgery and is now leading a bunch of ill-informed women to their deaths, or

2.) She’s going to die in the next few years anyway.

Either way, fuck her.

Libertarian Party NH #wingnut #psycho

“Libertarians are truly the most oppressed minority.”

I agree that it’s very oppressive to have to censor an incitement to treason, however, you’re not the most oppressed minority. There are still all those Christians who’ve been cruelly denied their right to scream abuse at abortion clinic patients and workers, and those poor neo-Nazis who just want to innocently exterminate hundreds of millions of people, and those loving fathers who just want to have a sexual relationship with their daughters. Don’t forget all those.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

So, six years of being ‘on the trans journey’ (a transsexual cop used that phrase with me once), SIX YEARS before you get the operation. At least.

This highlights 2 things: Firstly, the scare tactics of the Right about young kids running off and getting their privates changed behind their parents’ backs are as bullshit as you’d expect.

Secondly, the quotee’s son… I’ll say daughter… was going through this for six years before deciding to tell her mother. Your mum being ordinarily one of the first people you’d tell when you make a life-changing decision. And to be honest I can see why the daughter waited!

Toaster Bath #fundie #dunning-kruger

No. Jesus was born in 4 to 6 B.C.E., right?

The sentence "Jesus was born four to six years Before Christ" doesn't make any sense.

[posted on YouTube]

John Cimbala, MakiinStaysUp #fundie

“Ape-men are never mentioned anywhere in the Bible. Why?”

Because they’d died out before it was written. Duh.

(You could try Ramayana, you’ll get a surprise.)

Elon Musk and an anonymous 4chan user #crackpot #dunning-kruger #elitist #god-complex #sexist

Teenage boys have the most T. No offence to teenage boys but I don’t want a government made of them.

I think @Bastethotep has it right. This was written to appeal to ‘Internet Tough Guys’.

Robot Ready #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

WHAT? None of them believe the earth is flat. The Flat Earthers are on the denier side.

In years to come, people who denied anthropogenic global warming will be thought of in the same breath as people who thought the earth was flat. Or maybe not. People will spit on the ground when reminded about those who denied global warming in the past.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia

For a start this isn’t true, obviously. Candace’s lot said the same thing about Michelle Obama.

I can see Brigitte’s had ‘some work done’ but so have many people in the public eye.

OK, let’s assume it was true. How could it possibly be “the biggest political scandal in human history”? It wouldn’t even affect politics. I mean, following on from what @Timjer said, if Macron had raped someone that would be a scandal. Or if Macron had conned his business partners out of billions, or if Macron was being controlled by Putin, eh Candy?

MABEL JOHNSON #conspiracy #crackpot

Lori Alexander #sexist #fundie

Well it’s obvious that here’s a woman who’s mentally ill and needs assistance.

(And so does the one at the airport…)

Vox Day #racist #sexist

Except it’s very unlikely that the woman in the picture was ever in favour of immigration. The recent UK riots were by people who weren’t. (Some counter-protestors also got violent, but she’s not one of them.)

I suppose this is the result of Vox doing poor research. When he’s called out on it, he’ll no doubt reply “You’re stupid” and not bother to explain himself, given his previous form.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Everyone knows the Turin Shroud is not from Jesus. Any fragments of the cross would have long disintegrated and any nails would have rusted to dust. Even wood and metal that’s gone through modern treatment is not going to last 500 years, let alone 2,000. As for a wisp of straw from the Manger, forget it. Even the Roman Catholic church tacitly admits most relics aren’t genuine. And they ought to know… they’ve got three heads of John the Baptist in stock.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

Needless to say, this bears no relation to anything Starmer ever said, plus, is the panel 3 supposed to represent an Englishman? If so, that’s the only funny thing this artist has ever done.

Ray Comfort #fundie

So, during an argument Ray suddenly reels off a bunch of Bible quotes, to which the other bloke has an ‘uh, what?’ expression, and Ray says “See!? He feels the cold steel of the pistol of his own conscience, and his mouth is stopped by the Law!”

Typical Ray.

Andrew Tate #sexist #homophobia

Reminder - this one: https://fstdt.com/HV.KSWSXYQQ$9

And this one: https://fstdt.com/5B65SNTC5Q57H

And also, as is well known, that he put out videos where he talked about committing crimes, then came over all astonished when he got arrested for those crimes.

If a novelist or screenwriter had invented Andrew Tate, the publisher would have said “naaah, that’s too silly.”

SpaceGeneral #pratt

Except most of the data and arguments the Right come out with have been debunked or actually exposed as lies. It’s blatantly obvious at this stage that all the Right can come up with is even more outlandish excuses to appeal to the superstitions, paranoia, complacency or greed of their potential voters.

Also, big black lesbians stealing Nike trainers? Seriously, WTF? I mean, can you imagine it? CCTV telling me over the radio “Look out Justin, there’s a couple of black women over by the footwear section! Quickly, they might be lesbians!”

various commenters #interphobia #transphobia

This isn’t about feminism. This isn’t about any legitimate concern about a possible sporting advantage. This isn’t about a female athlete.

This is just like a bunch of bullying schoolgirls who want their classmate to pull her knickers down and show them so they can shriek and scream.

Some people never grow up, and that especially applies to the worst sort of person.

Donald Trump #transphobia #conspiracy #pratt

Well, you’ve got tits, Donnie. That make you a woman? No? Then STFU.

Elon Musk #racist #conspiracy #psycho

Joseph Phillip Daniel #wingnut #god-complex #fundie

Uh… Okay. We’ll see, won’t we?

(Not holding my breath here, though. You guys don’t exactly have a reliable track record in your own country, never mind ours.)

Eric Hovind #fundie

YOUR DAD:
I don’t have to pay taxes.

A JUDGE:
Here’s 10 years and one for your wife.

kotakuinaction2.win #elitist #fundie #pratt

(Actually there are two quotees here, not that that makes much difference.)

No, son, you’re not a noble cultural warrior. You’re a kid playing video games, and I don’t care if you’re 58, you’re still a kid.

various commenters #interphobia #transphobia

various commenters #interphobia

Usually, the Ovarites (or Ovashites as @Anon-e-moose said) rail at transwomen for having no vagina or experience growing up as a girl. Imane Khelif has both of these. Like Caster Semenya, she has XY chromosomes.

Whether or not she belongs in boxing against XX females is a question I’m not qualified to answer, but if the answer is ‘no’ then it’ll be quite tragic, given her struggle as a woman in sport in a country that’s not sympathetic to women in general, let alone in sport.

But on Ovarit the talk’s always PENIS PENIS PENIS. And the ludicrous suggestion that Khelif deliberately lost several matches to women, specifically in order that she could get off on beating one up at the Olympics! (Yes they actually said that, not in this quote however.)

They are no more than a bunch of screeching harpies. And I don’t even support transwomen in women’s sports.

:The-Great-Work. #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

That’s an awful lot of word bending there. Still, I did laugh when he got to SEMEN (seamen).

PS: He’s capitalised all the bits he thinks relate to sea-related words.

notsofreshfeeling & Killer_Danish #transphobia

“Suck a trans-gurl cock then, Will, to prove you’re not just spouting bullshit for woke points (you won’t!)”

He’s married…

Also hardly doing this merely for ‘woke points’, because if you read the article, it started when one of his best mates went from he to she.