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HemiDave777 #fundie

“When I got up there I said very loudly that ONLY criminals get fingerprinted!”
Well, they’re not ‘criminals’ until they’re convicted. They take your prints at your arrest. So, no, you’re wrong.
Also, it’s your thumb. Technically, it’s not a finger. You’re a dipshit.
Also also, every time i’ve applied for a security clearance, they’ve taken my fingerprints. Both when i was enlisted in the Navy and afterwards as a contractor to the Navy. So you’re an even wronger Dipshit.
And, it’s common practice to take hand and foot prints of newborns. Very few newborns have been convicted of crimes. But you ARE being a little baby.

Personal D #fundie

“First, we are told by scientists that there was nothing big about it. That somehow all the matter and energy in the universe was smaller than the size of one molecule or atom (as we relatively comparatively understand this juxtaposition of apples to apples today).”
Where is the problem, here? Yes, everything was hypercompressed beyond anything we experience at our scale of existing.
Oh, it’s the NAME you have a problem with?
You know that ‘big bang’ was actually coined by a critic of the theory, right? Someone who was scoffing at the idea of all matter coming out of a tiny point said, “Oh, so it’s the great big bang theory of where shit comes from.”
Your #1 ‘problem’ is just that you don’t know what you’re criticizing.

“Second, we are told there was a bang or explosion. This would mean fire.”
No, it does not. More like Fibber McGee’s closet. The slightest opening and everything barrels out of it all at once.
Not a detonation.

So, #2 is more of your ignorance.

“Since when has an explosion ever created order?”
All of them.
Every time.
Ever watch CSI, a bomb episode? There are things you can count on with a bomb’s explosion. Different materials behave in different ways. They can examine the remains of the explosion and tell what exploded, how much of it there was, what the accelerant was, many of the materials… If it didn’t create orderly remains, they could never prosecute the persons responsible.

So, THREE strikes based on ignorance. Huh. Don’t you look foolish.

samurai #fundie

“Evolution Theory (ET) is… pokemon-styled- science.”
No, it ain’t.
Pokemon evolution isn’t anything like biological evolution. Pokemon evolution is actually based on insect metamorphosis. L arva turning into adults and such.
But in translation from Japanese to English, no one thought the target audience could conjugate ‘metamorphosize’ properly. So they used ‘evolve.’
So there’s no way to back up this claim, anyway.

RetroSpriteResources #fundie

“If [The Bible] isn't evidence,”

Historians don’t accept documents as evidence if we don’t know who wrote them, when, or for what purpose.
Too many books in the Bible are described as ‘traditionally held to be written by,’ but we don’t really know the authors. Matthew doesn’t say ‘This is the gospel written by me, Matthew,’ for example.
Also, Moses is held to have written the first five books, but then he described his own funeral.

“then your science books aren't evidence either.”
They’re not. No one says ‘Evolution is true because it’s in THIS BOOK!’ However the actual evidence is described in the textbook. it’s a subtle difference but that may be over your pointed head.

Damian #fundie

eva #fundie

“haven't you heard the latest scientific theory? A lot of the scientists are now thinking that the big bang theory was just a theory.”
Everything in science is a theory. ‘just a theory’ is a stupid attempt at a dismissal, showing you know fuck-all about what you’re talking about.

"And that the universe just always existed.”
Yes… And no.

“They are beginning to rethink it because there are too many "holes" (black holes and the red shift) that can't be answered with the big bang theory.”
WITHIN the BBT. Not with the BBT.
Learn englits.

“Have to keep up with this stuff you know. Sooner or later, they will discover the truth. And their worst fear is that the Bible is right.”
No, sweetie. Our greatest fear is the BANANA!

Nadiine #fundie

“All I can say is, they should take a look at their own conduct to notice that they are equally obnoxious,”
And so what if i am?
I don’t try to pretend that being Atheist makes my morals or my behavior untouchably superior.

“harsh,”
45 years around sailors, so…. yeah. I can be pretty fucking harsh.

“hateful”
But nothing above tells me to love and/or forgive my enemies.

“& "evil" as the fundies they're trying lynch for being the same.”
Then quote us. Feel free. Enter your own FSTDT entry. Quote the quote.
But no matter how harsh or hateful you find me, that doesn’t make YOUR posts any more IAW Jesus’ teachings.

“I see nothing different in what they're doing to others. Talk about hypocrisy..”
It could only be hypocrisy if i pushed the idea that BEING an atheist required being forgiving, loving, and non-judgmental.

ItheIthe #sexist

“I think the only thing on their mind 24/7 is sex.”
Unlike incels who only think about sex, how to get sex, why they deserve sex, why they’re not getting sex, who is getting sex, why they shouldn’t get sex, why they shouldn’t enjoy the sex they get, how women get ‘used up’ by sex, and what sex would be like if they ever got any.

"The only thing they care about is bragging about the dick they get”
And all incels care about is having the right to tell other incels ’I’m hitting THAT!’ and them being jealous.

“They are truly scum and see no evil in getting defiled by 30 men,”
And i f you were one of the 30, neither would you.

“and even still expect to get wifed up after that.”
Never been ALL of them, and even less every time a red state makes it less desirable.

“Females are truly retarded”
But smart enough to avoid you….
“and i want to take them on "dates" and act all lovey and then proceed to slut shame them and make them cry.”
They’re not going to touch your private place, so you cannot shut shame them.

anon1822 #conspiracy

“I am convinced that both "friends" and "love" and other shit like that were actually purposefully invented to scam honest people”
I think your inability to form lasting relationships is not a good basis for a conspiracy theory.

“Those get sold the idea of friendship and love, and they suffer immensely from it.”
Ah. You’re like those Christains that won’t donate to charity because they believe ‘those people are probably scamming’. God says be generous, they need an excuse to be stingy, selfish.
You need an excuse to see yourself as SUPERIOR to those of us with friends, that are or have been in love. An excuse not to even try.

“Friends will always ask for help and shit from you, while rarely if ever helping you in return.”
Some people are really bad at measuring social debts. They get 50 favors, and when asked for 1 favor in return, remember it as a major inconvenience.

Of course, you’re an incel. YOU see every interaction as transactional. Most of the fucking world doesn’t do that. Someone needs help, i can afford to help them, i do. I don’t track that as a debt they now owe me.

HITMENSPARADISE #sexist

“Vaginas are gross.”
This is what the psychiatrists and sexologists call, ‘A clue.’

“They stink,”
Curious how you know…?

“they are unaesthetic.”
Virginia O’Keefe is on line 2, she’d like a word.

“ There is nothing pleasing about them whatsoever.”
I beg to differ.

“By the age of 20 the average vagina is so beaten up it's unrecognizable.”
Curious how you know… And what you think HAPPENS during sex?

"Now lets get down to sex,”
Okay, hold still and don’t flinch.

“sex is primitive.”
So are men. Seems like a match made in heaven.

“The act of sex is uncivilized if it's outside of a strong relationship.”
It’s the same act. I mean literally, what we did in the hotel on the way to the state where we were wed was the very same thing we did on the way back to our duty station after the wedding. What changed?

"Females should NOT have sex outside of long term relationships and at most should have 1-2 partners their entire life.”
Is this a moral pronouncement or are you just a general misogynistic buzzkill?

"Sadly this isn't the case these days and females would rather take 400 alpha male cocks by the time she decides to settle down at the age of 70.”
Oh, i see, this is your pitch for a book you want to write. Don’t see much of a market for this sort of fiction, though.

"Let me tell you this right now, any female that has had one 1-night-stand (JUST ONE) is a primitive vile ape with no self-control, period.”
And i believe your sexist, closeted, virgin opinion because….?

“In essence females should not be pursued.”
Stay home, then.

Petro Marx Burger #fundie

“You have the whole internet at your disposal...so find me any fossilised evidence of an intermediate human specie?”
“intermediate human specie” is incoherent.
IF it’s intermediate between humans and something else, it’s not human.

“Example, two eyes must have evolved from one eye, so there must be evidence of when we all had only one eye?”
What tells you two eyes must have evolved from one eye?
That’s not part of the ToE that i know about…

the Moses #fundie

“Justice will be enforced on the Earth as follows. Two miracles and one global execution.”
A vegan justification for the death penalty. Yeah, that tracks…

:1- 19 June 2018 all butchers all over the world, 12 noon (Greenwich) will die painless quick.”
By ‘butcher,’ do you mean the people who kill the cow, chicken, llama, or the people who joint it for sale?

“2- 57 days after that, all hunters who have not been Vegan for the past 42 days, will die as above.”
ALL hunters? I’ve been hunting ONCE and killed nothing. Do i qualify? Jus tasking, since it didn’t fucking happen, but maybe you got the dates wrong.
And, is there going to be any announcement besides your post to TELL people they’d better become vegans or they’ll be slaughtered?

“3- 114 days after that, all humans who have not been Vegan for the past 42 days will die, as above.”
Quick and painless?
I’ll have a steak a day until the deadline, then.

“Present estimation 5 billion.”
Vegetarian is a nutrition choice, vegan is a moral stance. What is the fucking POINT of murdering people to make them live by other people’s morals?

“4- Surviving Vegans will have some tough time dealing with emotional traumas, the dead,”
Wait, the survivors get to clean up the dead!?!?! What a fucking bullshit task to lay on them. THEY’RE doing the right thing, in your estimation, but they’re each going to have to clean up three dead bodies? Some will be quite ripe by the time they reach them.

“economical,”
Yeah, just remember the pandemic and imagine this as about five thousand times as bad.

“ production, workforce and chaos.”
Five billion removed from the workforce, the healthcare system, the support networks, and the guy that puts tampons in the lady’s room.
Jesus fuck you’ve doomed EVERYONE.

“Free large scale global expert psychological counseling will be provided.”
Can the survivors afford these services while everyone’s trying to survive and rebuild civilization?
The infrastructure is gone POOF!, but i can’t help rebuild the dam, i’ve got Group in twenty minutes.

“ They will survive, pro-create and fill the earth again.”
Why would we want to?

“A VEGAN EARTH. kindness is the rule.”
Just have to MURDER 5/8ths of humanity to build a kinder, gentler world.
Fuck ALL the way off, and go choke on a foot-long

Vigilant Christian #fundie

“God is perfect and absolutely perfect.”
Is there such a thing as partially perfect?

“Obi-Wan teaches the concept that absolutes belong on the evil side when he says "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."”
Which is an absolute… But then it was given freely, so it’s not like he ‘dealt’ in such trade.

"As Christians we understand that Jesus was without sin and God is absolutely good.”
Do you actually UNDERSTAND this or just repeat it by rote?
Because y’all fight abortion in the name of the guy that’s killed a LOT of pregnant women… And directs abortion as a means of testing a woman’s fidelity.

“By teaching Anakin absolutes belong on the evil side, Obi-Wan is teaching a Luciferian concept that the God of Moses, absolutely good, is evil.”
Only a Christain would watch a scifi space opera and conclude it’s an attack on Jesus.
Then again, you guys thought Life Of Brian was an attack on Jesus.

"Luciferians believe in a god of power as did the Egyptian pharaohs.”
As did Moses. Pharaoh was willing to let the Jews go at the first request, but God wanted more drama for his own glory and hardened Pharaoh’s heart.
Your god is asshole.

Ben Shapiro #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Ray Comfort #fundie

“A criminal was once arrested for a hennas crime.”
What, were the patterns obscene?

“Even though the evidence of his guilt was overwhelming, he wanted to defend himself rather than have faith in professionals.”
If the professionals are people who call bananas the atheist nightmare, i might understand his choice.

"He decided to the following defense.”
He decided to, what? USE the following?
Perform as interpretive dance the following?

"1. He had never seen the judge, so he concluded that he didn't exist.”
Heh. I’ve never seen China, but i accept it as real. This is not the reason I am an atheist. Your thought experiment, or metaphor, is tortured, obvious, and oblivious.

“2. The judge that he didn't believe existed, was immoral.”
Work a little harder, dipshit. Maybe, ‘The judge, that he knew only by reputation, was described as a misogynistic, racist, unstable, murderous twat waffle, with a giant ego and thin skin.’
But that’s not really a defense for breaking the law with henna, is it? More like something he’d tell reporters before his trial.
Also, this is not why i’m an atheist. I did believe in God even after i decided that the one described in the Bible was a fuckknuckle, but that just meant the Bible couldn’t be trusted. I thought God was still out there, somewhere.

“3. The law books were full of contradictions.”
Again, not a reason for atheism. But a really good reason not to want that piece of shit used as the basis of laws that non-believers have to obey.

“4. The criminal, despite his crimes and guilt, thought he was a good person.”
That’s not a defense, either. And not a basis for my atheism. It comes up when God’s representatives on Earth tell simplistic lies about what atheists are like, how utterly amoral we are, or even consciously evil.

“how true are the words "He who defends himself in court has a fool for a client."
What a tortured chain of bullshit just for someone (whose Bible says not to call people fools) to get to call people fools.

Ben Shapiro #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

I know Trump wants riots so he can declare a state of emergency and call out the troops. This would cause riots.

Raterus #fundie

“You would essentially have to believe, or else face the consequences listed in the Bible.”
Making the faith a protection racket.

“I would imagine you would still be bitter toward God,”
The guy that literally says WORSHIP ME OR BURN IN HELL FOREVER? Nah, why would I have hard feelings about an extortionist?

“because he is essentially 'forcing' you to believe through proof.”
Well if he’s real, the proof that he’s real would be expected, no? That’s not forcing anything. The threat is forcing me to worship him, whether he deserves it or not.

Zinger #fundie

“Pascal's Wager is an argument that Atheists like to attribute to Christians”
We know who created it and we know what God he was trying to encourage belief in.

“because it is easy to refute.”
Yes, it is. But i seldom see Wiccan’s trying to use it to promote THEIR religion.

Jesus Saves #fundie

“Evolution isn't even a real word”
What? ‘Change over time.’ This fails, why?

“It means nothing.”
Okay. Just play with your coloring book, then, the grownups have things to talk about.

“The sun and moon are NOT evolving.”
No, they’re not. Not in the biological sense, but in the more basic sense of the word, yes.

“Well, come on evolutionists show us a man evolve from a monkey”
Except evolution doesn’t claim that.

“Let us observe it, since this is what science is.”
Wrong. Repeatable observations is what science requires, not eyewitnesses.

“Let us observe a star evolve from hydrogen.”
Again, words seem to be difficult for you.

“ Let us see a bird turn into a twix candy bar.”
Now you’re just too stupid to live.

“Come on SHOW US HOW GREAT YOUR GOD OF SCIENCE IS.”
Maybe eat a dictionary?

Beefsist.. #fundie

“Just found out my son is gay?”
Okay.

“Ok, first of all, my son is 17 years old. He came up to me and informed me that he was gay.”
And you’re glad your relationship is that open, right?

“Well, needless to say i was very upset. I yelled at him to get out of my house and said i never wanted to see him again.”
Oh. You’re an asshole.

“I used to love my son but honestly don't think i could after this.”
Then you didn’t love your son. You appreciated the IDEA of your son, and took it personally when you found out you were wrong.

“I just don't know how i could forgive him for this.”
Maybe by realizing it’s not about YOU, dillhole.

“We are very religious people and i thought i had raised him better then this.”
And it’s your mistake to think it’s a choice that HE made to reflect poorly on YOU.

“ Can anyone help me?”
Don’t just shoot yourself in the ear, aim through the top of your mouth, that’ll make any caliber legal.

Christian purity #fundie #homophobia

“they are lustful”
So am I.
“they are against GOD.”
I’m an atheist.
“they badly influence children by this”
I influenced my kids, but i don’t think ‘badly.’ They came out as atheists, too.
“they aren't discreet in public with relationships”
Neither am i. I am kissing or flirting with my significan other ALL the time.
“they act camp”
Sometimes i do, too.
“they act like women rather than macho”
i’ve known macho women, bit of a wash, here.
“they like expensive things and materialistic personalities.”
You should see my LEGO collection.
“if they want children that probably means they secretly want to be straight and with a woman.”
How would you know this?
“They hire cleaners because they don't have a woman in their life to tidy their house”
My wife hired a cleaner so the woman in my life doesn’t have to clean the house.
“they sometimes don't know how to do house things like laundry”
Bitch, I was in the Navy for 20 years. EVERY patrol, someone had to be taught how to launder. Gay, Straight, Undecided, there’s always some idiot in the pack.
“because there is no woman there to show them how”
My dad taught me how to use the laundry. I taught my three boys.
You get stupider with every line return.
“they say it was genetic but if it was genetic then they'd be able to pinpoint the exact gene for it and do scientific testing for it before birth”
They say it’s inborn, not necessarily genetic. Not all identical twins have the same sexuality.
“they deny the clear factors that have an influence on sexuality like absent father figure and overbearing mother”
If you’re going to get your science from 1950’s movies, you need to list attributions.
“they choose to sin and try to blame it on GOD”
Nature. They blame it on NATURE. YOU think it’s synonymous with gods.
“they say animals are homosexual which gives them a right to be but animals aren't aware of sin and can't choose not to sin.”
You guys always say it’s not natural, and it clearly is, then you backpedal and move the goalposts.
“And animals also murder their young but that doesn't make it right for humans to do it.”
Same goalpost shifting.
“they insult you just because you are a moral Christian who wants everyone to avoid sin and get to heaven”
It’d be one thing if you assholes just offered a path to get to your Heaven, but you want to make all of us live by your superstitions. That’s why you get insulted.
“they are too involved with what they want to wear and look like.”
Exactly how do you measure the right amount of concern for one’s appearance? And why is it any of your business if i do or don’t obsess on my clothes coordination?

Conker #fundie

“You can see fossils of 500 million year old crabs the same as now.”

Wait. You KNOW how evolution works, but you think it’s a sticking point if a 500myo crab hasn’t evolved?
Heh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, you done been to them collge things.

shingis231 #sexist

“Reminder”
An incel word that means ‘Hey! I made something up!’

“to normies that your gf”
I have a girlfriend. Pretty sure i’ve known her longer than you’ve been alive. i have spent more time talking to her than you have spent on the computer. And YOU lecture ME about what women re like?

“ will literally replaced you in a second if she found someone better.”
Or, maybe, she doesn’t want to have wasted the time she put into civilizing me.

“hypergamy!”
Not an incel invention, but thinking it’s a trait all women share is definiately an incel fiction.

“loyality means nothing.”
Yeah, yeah, sure sure. You KNOW of what you speak…

“you loving her means nothing”
Holding hands in the ER at 0300 hours says you’re wrong.

“all the years you spent together mean nothing.”
Your sermon needs more steampunk.

"the second a better chad shows interest in her she's gone man!”
Actually, my chad roomate introduced us. She picked me.
Either your theory is shit or i’m the better chad.

MilkBeer #fundie

“Bullshiat, you guys think you're "smart."”
I know how to spell bullshit…

“You think everything is "over people's heads" who don't agree with you,”
That depends on WHY they disagree. Does their argument reflect actual understanding of the science OR are they babbling idiocies and pretending they’ve made a point?

“you think this is why YOUR "world is broken," YOU THINK TEACHING EVOLUTION MAKES A DIFFERENCE......”
Well, yeah, i wouldn’t have passed the test if they hadn’t taught me the material, right?

“Evolution is horrifically assanine”
I also can spell asanine.
And we’re full circle to the basis of your argument being stupid.

“and it insults my intelligence to have idiots come on here charging that its a right of passage EVERYONE and should be mandated that this specific area of study MUST be mandated while all of us Accountants are like hey!@!!!!”
I asked my wife, a high school English teacher, to graph this sentance and she threw the dictionary at me. ‘Mandate that it be mandated…’

“WHY CAN'T WE MANDATE TEACHING TAX LAW TO CAPTIVE AUDIENCES WITH UNDERDEVELOPED MINDS!! PEOPLE HAVE OT DO TAXES RIGHt?”
Because the tax preparer lobby doesn’t want the general population competent at their jobs.

“or phsychologist saying HEY, WE NEED TO MANDATE TEACHING THE AFFECTS OF CRACK!”
Why would psychologists say that?
Wouldn’t that At LEAAST be psychiatrists? Or law enforcement? This makes no sense, even for you.

Dr. Patrick Johnston #fundie

“*THOSE WHO MURDER (esp. PRO-CHOICERS who murder innocent babies) will experience the terrible second death”
Biblically, life begins at the first breath. Before that, the fetus is not alive, so we can NOT murder it.
I recognize the scripture of most of your list, but this just makes it a list of people YOU hate.
Making Hell, and even God, just your revenge fantasies.

GH #fundie

“…should be killed. Killed until they DIE!”
As opposed to what…?

“(skipping the homicidal fantasies) They MUST DIE!!! I guess it serves them right for being gay.”
So sorry for you to live in a country that’s NOT held to the Torah, then, as legislative instructions. Guess you’re stuck with puppies from the pound, huh?

“It's a shame.”
So, we’re supposed to forgive our enemies, but kill the guy that wants to buy me dinner.
That’s fucked up, dude

sub-driver #fundie

“A poll conducted last year showed that two-thirds of Americans believe in creationism, or the theory that God created humans at a single point in time"
No. I’d like to see the question actually asked, but i really think that OF THAT 2/3rds, some of those are old-Earth, slow-evolution creationists. God was behind it all, but it matches the fossil evidence.
Also, some of those creationists would be muslim. You don’t have the popularity you think you do.

Bystillwater's Wife #fundie

“But I do expect, scientists to fake finding "life" on other planets”
Are you old enough to remember cold fusion? How’d ‘faking results’ work out, there, and why?

“Just like the fake cloning”
Yeah, because science in general is about chumming the water, and getting eviscerated for it.

“and the fake missing links”
You mean Piltdown Man? it’s kind of instructive. That fossil was faked to match the state of teh science at the time. As science improved, PM started to look wrong, then wronger. It was dropped from published papers long before it turned out to be a hoax.
And that makes new findings examined more closely. It’s why Archaeoraptor was discovered pretty quickly.
And it’s scientists that find these hoaxes, not creationists. Weird, huh?

Elric #fundie

“With the way some atheists act alot of the time, I'm surprised they don't go out killing believers with any excuse they can.”
We’re atheists, not nihilists. There’s a difference.

“No, wait. They did! In Russia!”
Not because of atheism, though.
Dictators kill to retain power, not to spread the truth of atheism.

“And, of course using the atheist way of looking at things that logically implicates atheists everywhere as mass murderers”
You’re trying to play ‘goose/gander sauce’ with a cup of bubblegum.
We can point to scripture that a murderer used to justify his murder. You also hold that scripture to be the word of your god, and thus directive in nature to you.
Atheists have no such guiding directives. We don’t believe in God. Done. It doesn’t drive us to murder anyone.
Nothing logical about tarring us with that brush you inep, illogical fool.

“! Yay!”
Cheering your failure to spread the blame.

21incelwantstodie #fundie

“If women aren't vapid, shallow cunts then why do normies come here and tell us to act in a certain specific way to "attract" them?”
It’s not a mating dance. It won’t hypnotize her or force her to you.
I just suggest that you show respect for women, rather than calling them all cunts. it’ll improve your odds by a LOT.

“Surely women are normal humans right? They don't all just like the same things and same behaviour?”
Don’t worry your little misogynistic head about it, if you’re not going to try it, it doesn’t matter at all.

“Why do normies try and tell us that women are all vapid shallow cunts who are all carbon clones of each other?”
Yes, yes, treating them like members of our species, our civilization, our community, that’s EXACTLY like choosing menu options ona a sex robot. You’re right. Continue on in this course, good luck and god fuck you through both ears with a pool cue.

chancie #fundie

“Examining the psychology of atheism, Spiegel cites Paul C. Vitz who revealed a link between atheism and fatherlessness...”
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I had a very good bond with my father my entire life, until he died.

"It appears that the psychological fallout from a defective father must be combined with rebellion”
I wasn’t rebelling in choosing atheism.
I was disappointed, and it was a realization. My search for God kept finding platitudes and fuckwits.

"a persistent immoral response of some sort,”
But, I’m not immoral. I don’t believe your morals come from anything other than men, so they can be evaluated and discarded if necessary.

“such as resentment, hatred, vanity, unforgiveness, or abject pride.”
Does this help you sleep at night, convincing yourself that ANY othe ropinion is a failing?

“And when that rebellion is deep or protracted enough, atheism results," Spiegel explains.”
Accuses would be a better word than ‘explains.’
Reminds me of the Stockholm Syndrome, something an incompetent hostage negotiator invented to dismiss women concerned that he was fucking things up.

Jason Lisle #fundie

“As I have shown in the book "Ultimate Proof of Creation" only Christian theism can account for the preconditions of intelligibility.”
Only Christains ennunciate?
I don’t think intelligibility means what you think it means.

"For example, no polytheistic religion can account for objective morality because which god's decrees should we follow?”
Between God, the Ghost, and Jesus, many people define Christainity as a polytheistic religion.
And if a god is making the decree, then the morals are not objective, anyway.

“ The gods of other faith systems cannot account for uniformity in nature for a number of reasons.”
They do if they only have ONE creator-god. Like you do.
They do if they have only one law-giver.
They do if they have one god that outranks all the others. Like you do.
Your objections to other religions all start with the assumption that they’re wrong. Not a good argument.

kimosabe31 #fundie

“Darwinism has long ago been shown to be pure mythology.”
What the hell is Darwinism?
Darwin started a science, not a religion or a philosophy.

“It's only supporters are the phoney profs”
Phoney profs? Scholars of telecommunications?

“that use it as a vehicle for dumbing down the naive student population and applying for federal grants, AND gullible followers”
Federal grants for their phones, I guess?

" Tell me, when's the last time you saw a half man-half ape OR a half man-half fish?”
January 6th.

“It seems to me people are deciding and the darwinist "groupies" view this independent thought as encroachment on their turf.”
Seems to me that the creationists are getting LOUD but not making much headway, since their only evidence is ‘i read it in a book this one time.’

“ Since they cannot bear detailed scrutiny, they make haste to silence the opposition.”
Detailed scrutiny would be FINE, it’s what they DO.
Detailed lies are another thing.
Absolute fucking idiocy is yet another.
If you’re going to criticize evolution, show that you understand it, not this ‘darwinism’ crap you guys invented.

KingofInceldia68 #psycho #racist

@Timjer #219888
Probably the idiotic ‘dogpill’. The belief that women will sleep with dogs before they’ll sleep with an incel. So, obviously, if incels kill all the dogs, they’ll have no other option but to sleep with incels.
OR, lure them into their bedroom, slice their dicks off, and call the cops about a rapist bleeding out in their bedroom (in Minecraft).

Ghost #conspiracy

I suspect a lot of thinking went into poz-hole. Starting with asshole and a belief that all gays have sex that way.
Poz would be short for ‘positive.’ As in AIDS-Positive.
So, saying you got AIDS by having butt sex, you’re a Poz-hole.

Admittedly more creative than anything the Mango Hitler could come up with, but still pretty pathetic. AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore, nor is the population as ignorant about it as we were during Reagan.

Saw a guy filming himself on a London street. Multi-colored, long hair, flamboyant clothes, said, “Walking the street, dressed like this, some bloke called me a faggot. Like, what, you think I didn’t KNOW!? Clearly you spend ALL DAY thinking about people like me. I spend all day thinking about Lady Gaga, I’m straighter than you.’

dabilljon #fundie

“there is NO reason to abandon the young-earth, creationist biblical theory”
Fantasy. A ‘theory’ is a tested hypothesis. Supernatural claims cannot be tested scientifically.

“of the creation of the earth.”
Except that the bible Earth is flat under a solid sky. One trip to the Moon completely disproves it.

“Darwin was full of hot air,”
Yeah, yeah, you guys have been saying that for over a hundred years, but the evidence keeps mounting.

“but praise the Lord, the Bible is true, and to follow up on another post, YES, the Lord will come down with a SWORD coming out of his mouth.”
Be sure to tell us when you see him, we’ll want to know.

“Why not? The Bible is a radical, bloody book. Just start believing what you read.”
Flat Earth. So, no.

MD Anderson #fundie

“please cite the Chapter and Verse of the King James Bible where this is said.”
ALL the bible’s descriptions of the Earth are of a flat Earth.
The construction of the Earth is described as spreading it across the surface of the Water Below, like a mud pie.
There are two places where you can stand in one spot and see all the nations of the world. Not possible on a globe. One of those places is a dream, but still, the Earth in that dream is flat. It’s always flat.
And if the reference is a metaphor, that doesn’t help, as metaphors compare similar things.
The sun gets the night off. When it goes below the horizon, it rushes to a little bedchamber the way the Torah is kept in the Ark. And in the morning it rushes to the horizon to start climbing up and starting the day.
The sky is described as a tent, the bottom of which rests on the Earth. The sky which is described as solid, like a brass mirror. The sun, moon, stars are all inside the sky which rests on the Earth.
God says one day he’ll pick the Earth up by the edge and shake all the evil people off it, like crumbs off of a rug. Not how one describes a globe cleaning.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist

“Serious if you missed out in college, you messed up your life”
Yes, i suppose if the only way i could value my life is by the number of women nailed per year, a four-year dry spell would seriously tank my numbers.
Especially as i never went to college.

"…but if you … missed out… in both, its over…you fucked up your life.”
Virgin in HS, no college at all, sexed one woman, married her, happily together for forty fucking years. But OH NO, an INCEL judges me a failure! My tally is 1. Not one per month, one per school, or one per year. 1.
YOU can’t even get a date, much less a long-term relationship.

“and if you think it's easy making friends or finding a date after college youre fuckin wrong.”
Well, i didn’t ‘date’ until 22. No problem with friends. You just gotta not be an incel.

"if you miss out on all of it, you have zero chances left.”
Your math dost sucketh.

Fruit of thy loins #racist

“According to Charles Darwin, the races differed because of sexual selection rather than 'natural' factors.”
Um…what’s the difference between natural factors and sexual selection?

“So it is natural for Chinese to find Chinese gorgeous and Caucasians to find Caucasian gorgeous.”
For the most part. Of course, any gene pool needs new genetic material, so SOME people are drawn to what’s familiar, and some to what’s exotic to them.

“I have trouble understanding how anyone could consider a schvartza gorgeous, even schvartzas don't think schvartzas are gorgeouos.”
I have trouble finding racists tolerable. And no one’s asking your permission to Find anyone on this Earth attractive.

“Whether or not this is true I don't know, but I do know that I don't find Chinese women to be gorgeous very often and you are free to keep them all for yourself AFAIC.”
SO very glad to have your permission, Sahib. But this doesn’t sound like sexual selection or natural factors. Just simple white bigotry.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

So, Musk is destroying government agencies that were investigating him OR doing business with a competitor.
Like OSHA, investigating the hazards at his factories. Saves him money on lawyers, lawsuits, and upgrading safety equipment.

He’s using the government quite literally to line his pockets with taxpayer money and no one says ‘no.’
This isn’t terrorism. He’s just cut off all diplomatic avenues of expressing discontent.
It’s not terrorism until they wheel a guillotine or a noose into his parking spot.

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

As I understand it, we’re not supposed to actually harm ourselves during Lent, just remember Jesus went 40 days fasting. There’s only a couple days we need to go without.
And be glad for the Shrimp. A thousand years ago, they classified anything that lived in water as a ‘fish,’ including frogs, herons, beavers, otters, swans, and nearsighted bears.
Besides, anyone’s observations of piety are between them and God. Not you, not your CAPS LOCK KEY.
God knows how hard they’re trying, or if they have a medical condition that prevents faasting, or if they’re honestly following the rules as they understand them.

Also, God has probably read 1 Corinthians 8:11-12″ “And through thy knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ.”

PolishMisanthrope #crackpot #psycho

“[Blackpill] 95% of men are incels”
86% of all incels can’t do math.
88% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Your point?

“I can and I will argue that 95% of men are incels. Normies don't exist - they are just a specific breed of ours.”
The breed that’s getting sex. Unlike incels.

“Ascension and this 'as an incel I only want 1 girl that will give me affection etc' thing is a cope.”
It’s not even that. You lot couldn’t care less about affection, you want other males to be jealous of you for what gets out of your car when you pull up.

“To be honest, I can even argue that incels have it better than normies.”
Cue the Sour Grapes monologue:
“We don't have the unpleasure of dealing with women.”
And the women of the world say thank you.

“I personally and most of us here on these threads have heard countless”
Made-up or exaggerated
“stories about crazy shit thay lower-tier men go through: Getting cucked,”
Mostly an incel fantasy.

“raising children not theirs,”
A blackpill fiction.
Frankly, my kids are my kids because i raised them. They tell my stories, listen to my music, cook my recipes. If they are not actually related to me, they’re still my kids.
You will never understand this.

“being mentally abused by a foid.”
She said no when i wanted to buy the stuffed moose. That’s not abuse.

“Only top Chad will ever have happiness.”
keep telling yourself that.

“Chad won. 95% lost. It's over, if even it ever began.”
I’m getting a lot of sex for an ’it’s over’ life.

“Both incels and normies will share the same, defensive mindset for all their lives.”
Your defense against depression is a loving spouse that tickles your pee pee? Lucky for you!

“We will be essentially the same insecure losers we are,”
I’m not insecure. I’ve been deployed for months at a time and never felt the slightest concern that she’d cheat on me.

“thanks to the virtue of being born in the lower classes.”
So, you also blame CLASS on your loser status. Anything but your own choices, huh?

“We all will be incels at heart along with normies,”
Except I don’t respond to denial with fantasies of mass shootings.

“never truly securing a foid's affection that's reserved for Chad.”
Why do you guys make yourselves miserable with this fantasy? Or does it help youcope, thinking you’re an insider to the real world?

“The only solution is to overthrow and exterminate the global Chad.”
See, genocide fantasy is what it means to be ‘incel at heart.’

“Because I don't consider Chads men anymore. They're subhuman.”
The people you think ALLLLLLLLL the women want to sleep with are less than human in your eyes…
Yeah, that follows.

“They have degraded to lower levels of existence thanks to the stream of validation and now just like foids work like machines to fuck and breed with them.”
The fathers of the next generation are, in your twisted mind, less than human. And those are, according to you, your fathers.

jessedance #fundie

“what bad comes out of it [BDSM sex], you ask? when you get discovered its embarassing..."
isn’t that also true about vanilla sex?
If you leave a party for a few minutes and everyone finds out you felt your partner up in the bathroom, are you embarrassed?
I wouldn’t be, but i wouldn’t be ashamed if they found out I had a thing for whips. Just don’t ask to see my bruises.

“deviant sex is humiliating,”
And, again, isn’t that also true for missionary position? Your kid has her friend over and introduces you as the person who knocked up her mother?
I mean, it’s true, but you probably would feel humiliated, right?
Me? Meh. I’d probably say, “Yep! TWICE!”

"that's whats wrong with it.”
So…. Nothing?
The question was what BAD does it do, and you didn’t really come up with anything that makes BDSM worse than cishet whoopie smoochies.

“the devil could use it to black mail you.”
There’s a movie, The Carey Treatment, where someone hires a private eye to tail a doctor. Takes pictures of him sleeping with a nurse he’s not married to. He chases down the dick, takes his camera, gets that picture blown up and carries the six-foot-tall poster into the office of the guy that obviously tried to blackmail him.
Devil can’t blackmail me for having sex i’m not ashamed of. Your mileage may differ. But you’re easily frightened, I think.

GodGunsGuts #fundie

“Warning! Temple of Darwin fanatics have been brainwashed”
Yaawn. If you can’t attack the science, attack the scientist.

"and can no longer thing for themselves.”
That’s why no one could come up with a response to Comfort’s banana claims.

“They can be identified by a deep scar that cuts across their foreheads,”
A scar that cuts. Hahaha. Good one.

“a blank stare,”
For me, cultists are identifiable by the fire in their eyes. But that’s me.

“and repetive mantras (such as the one in #3)”
Except mantras are MeaningLESS phrases. If it can be parsed as a sentence, it’s not a mantra.

"They can't be reasoned with because they have sacrificed their brains on the alter of the Temple of Darwin.”
Sounds a lot more like creationists.
Have you ever heard someone who accepts evolution saying that even if you disprove evolution, they’d still believe it?
Creationists brag about that unwillingness to reason.

“When speaking with Darwin drones, keep your distance because they have been known to drool.”
Got any actual science to present, or just a string of childish taunts?

hayden #fundie

“Christians do not think science is useless, we just interpret the facts in a different yet completely rational way. God created things with the appearence of age.”
if an omnipotent being wants the Earth to appear to be 4 billion years old, then you’d have to be pretty fucking irrational to think of ANY OTHER AGE from the evidence.
I mean, if God framed me for a murder, i’d expect that everyone, including me, would be convinced by the evidence. One weirdo in the back of the courtroom saying, “NO! He’s INNOCENT! God FRAMED HIM!” with all the incontrovertibel evidence. That whacko would be dismissed as a crazyperson.

“Please show me how the existance of a God is irrational.”
It’s not falsifiable.

epillepsy #sexist #psycho

“It’s hypocritical that a woman should appear in public in the pregnant state, because it’s a signifier that she has had sex.”
My wife was pregnant twice and we have three sons. There’s nothing hypocritical about advertising successful effort to impregnate her.
The sex she had was with her married husband.
Unless we were Shakers… That would be problematic.

“Just as it is inappropriate to walk around with cum smeared on their face,”
If she’s pregnant, you glue-eating idiot, it wasn’t on her face.

“it’s obscene to advertise your degeneracy by revealing it to the merciless light of day.”
Die of jealousy, you whiney, misogynistic bitch.
She’s already addressed as MRS, which typically indicates sex has been obtained by her.
She wears the ring, an ad for sex.
I open doors for her, pay for half of our meals. Sex, Sex, Sex.
And anyone that exists is more probably the result of sex than of IVF, and most of the IVF users tried sex first.
‘Normies’ get to live our lives as if you were not the king of the world, because you’re not. YOU can either grow up and handle the fact that you’re not the average or the king, OR you can hide in your mom’s basement

unworthyone #fundie

“Ignorance is not proof against God.”
Maybe not, but knowing the Bible’s contents is part of why i’m an atheist.

“You make yuorself look foolish when you claim someone has a "god of gaps" theory, when they don't.”
God of the Gaps is taking advantage of science being silent on a particular event and claiming it must be God’s handiwork.
If someone labeled a post GotG, you’d be hard pressed to actually refute it.
This isn’t a rebuttal.

believer777believer #fundie

“No that is micro evolution. Macro evolution is used to describe how you were evolved from a rock with some water on it, over millions of years. Sounds stupid to me.”
No, that’s a creationist strawman.
MICRO evolution isn’t visible. SLIGHTLY longer legs, SLIGHTLY better reflexes, SLIGHTLY better vision. A slight change of proteins in sperm to cause speciation.
Major physical changes like the giraffe’s neck, the anteater’s tongue, rabbit’s high legs, elephant’s trunk… Island species becoming smaller than mainland versions. that’s MACRO evolution.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Sasha #219838
you KNOW they’re going to make us resolve the Donald before they accept delivery.

“Based on Ontario, Canada, placing a 25% Tariff on “Electricity” coming into the United States,”
I believe it was packaged as a tax, wasn’t it? Not a tarriff. But you’ve fixated on tarriff, so everything looks like a tarriff.

“I have instructed my Secretary of Commerce to add an ADDITIONAL 25% Tariff, to 50%, on all STEEL and ALUMINUM COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES FROM CANADA,”
Glad i’m not in the market for a US-made car. Or dishwasher.
Just keep turning up the heat, because backing down is unmanly, no matter how much that fucks us, huh?