TheKingOfRhye

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John Denjino #mammon #wingnut

Billy and the Magic of Bitcoin: A fully AI generated story colouring book for kids
This fully AI-generated children's coloring book is a one-of-a-kind experience for young artists ages 4-8.

I know times are different nowadays, but still, do 4- to 8-year-olds give a shit about Bitcoin, if they even know what it is? I mean, when I was a 4 to 8 year old kid in the early 80s, I wouldn’t have been interested in a coloring book about “Charlie and the Checking Account”, ya know?

A. Arter #mammon #sexist #psycho

Ever found yourself wondering, "What's the secret sauce that makes Andrew Tate such a powerhouse?"

I’d rather wonder about more interesting and significant things like, oh, let’s see……did Charlie Chaplin have a Hitler mustache or did Hitler have a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I don’t even get the second one. OK, it’s racist against Hispanic people but….huh? Why???? Because they….are witches who give people magic tacos? “Magic taco” = drugs, I guess??

Candace Owens and Ian Carroll #conspiracy #racist

They wanted people — LSD free, sex, rock and roll.

OK, and uh….so? Yeah, the certainly did do some LSD among other thing back in the day. As for sex, well, I don’t think their lyrics were any more about sex than some other rock bands at the time. I guess, congratulations, Candace, you just figured out “sex, drugs, and rock and roll” is a thing, woo hoo. How that means it’s all a “psy op” organized by some Institute, I don’t understand.

Cosmic Convergence Research Group #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Various Commenters #racist #homophobia

I see these butt sex banners, sodomy signs, and fag flags more and more. Gross.

Where the fuck are you where you’re seeing “buttsex banners” and “sodomy signs”? Oh wait wait….he also said “fag flags” so let me guess, that all just means “pride flags”, right?? I guess I’ll give him credit for nice use of alliteration, if nothing else.

Not the bee #transphobia

Schools would be powerless to enforce basic standards, opening the door to boys in skirts and biological males in girls' locker rooms.

Whoa whoa whoa, what? Boys dressing in non-gender-conforming clothes is just as “bad” as boys literally being in girls’ locker rooms?? Kinda seems like that’s two different things, aint it? Like “boys in skirts” is such a crazy concept….never heard of a kilt before?

Fr. James Mawdsley, Dave Reilly and Vincent James Foxx #conspiracy #racist #pratt #fundie

Mawdsley also claimed that the word “antisemitism” is “completely meaningless”

He’s saying it’s a meaningless word because the Holocaust never happened? That makes no damn sense to me. “Antisemetism” literally means “prejudice against Semitic people” (technically Jews and Arabs too, but it’s taken the meaning of prejudice against Jews in particular now). Why is it that if the Holocaust never happened (which it totally did) would there be no such thing as antisemitism?

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

@JeanP #221793

Plenty scientific fields would have to be utterly debunked for YEC to be true

I don’t think I ever watched them all, but AronRa did a whole series on YouTube about just that years ago, great stuff.

Mark (Emery) Davey #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

What is this?

That’s the question on my mind after reading that, to be honest! What the french fried fuck IS this??

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie

We may not be seeking an assistant pastor for the foreseeable future, but we are proud to announce the ordination of now Pastor Eric Kalinowski who will be taking over as Project Leader of SimplyChristian effective immediately and Senior Pastor of the New Testmaent Baptist Church at the end of the year.

Well, we have another source of FSTDT-worthy quotes to look forward to, if nothing else, I suppose!

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

There’s no actual evidence that space exists or the earth is a globe

For evidence that the Earth is a globe, my favorite one is the fact that we can see the Sun rise and set. It literally goes below the horizon and comes back. How does that make sense in any “flat earth model”? Also, the fact that the Moon has phases, that proves it’s a round ball out there, getting light shined (shone?) on it.

ripx4nutmeg #transphobia

Chess Masters: The Endgame is a new show hosted by Sue Perkins in which 12 contestants compete against each other over chess and puzzles until a winner is announced. One of the contestants is, of course, a man who pretends he’s a woman

Uh, OK, and my first question would be….so what?

JD Cowan #fundie

There has never been a story with an outright demon as a good guy that wasn't complete garbage

I’d disagree with that. Of course though, I’ve been reading a lot of “haremlit/rpglit” stuff lately, and I’m guessing that wouldn’t be JD’s preferred genre! Like I’ve liked the “Backyard Dungeon” series by Logan Jacobs and one of my favorite characters (aside from the girls lol) is the “demonkin” Scourge. He’s definitely not a 100% stereotypical “good guy” by any means, but he is 100% on the side of the protagonist in the story and would basically seriously fuck anyone up who would even mess with him or anyone else on his side.

Edward Hendrie #fundie #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy

A heliocentric creation does not exist. So also, a heliocentric creator does not exist. A heliocentric creator is a false god.

Well, since I don’t believe in your god, or any other for that matter, I can reject that, and go with the evidence of the things I’ve seen with own two eyes.

throwawayaccount2037 #homophobia

@TatersForever5481 #221323

Throwntheirbrainawayfromtheirheadacuntlivesin1037: How dare they put LGBT in my games! I don’t care about the gameplay, I CARE ABOUT THE SEXUAL OPTIONS!

I’ve said this before here, in response to quotes saying things like that: If you care that much about the sexual options in a game, play a damn porn game! There are actually some good ones out there, which I just happen to know for some reason….lol

There are no western AAA games with any kind of relationships that are strictly hetero.

OK, I’m by no means a gaming expert, I don’t think I’ve even played any game that would be classified as “AAA”, at least not lately…but I have to doubt that statement. I mean, there’s gotta be some examples where the male protagonist has a girlfriend/wife, right?

SantinoTheCatholic #fundie #forced-birth

they shit everywhere, bark at nothing, think with their stomachs,

Replace “bark” with “cry” and you’re talking about human babies.

McSneaks #sexist #fundie #psycho

god literally invented the counter for that a thousand years ago it's called domestic violence

God invented domestic violence in the year 1025?

Judy Cirello #conspiracy

I just looked it up, I vaguely remembered watching a video about this guy a few years back….yeah, this one. Same “Pastor Bob” or whatever, this guy analyzed his voice and basically said he’s actually a decent Elvis impersonator, but you can tell the voices are just a little different.

Elvis would be 90 years old now, and was known to not be in good health before he died. If that guy is Elvis, he found the damn Fountain of Youth some time between 1977 and now.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Later, I assume under orders from the Obama camp, pushed all out for “Kamala,”

Why is “Kamala” in quotes there?? Did I miss something, is there some Republican conspiracy theory that says that that isn’t really her real name?

Patricia Cota-Robles #fundie #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

AMERICA, which is an anagram for the I AM RACE

Well, “The United States of America” is an anagram for “I feast, i eat the cream donuts.”

So what about that???!? HA!

Vic Biorseth #fundie #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

What are NCOs (Non-Christian Organizations) doing in Christian organizations?

I’ve never heard anyone ever use the letters NCO to refer to “non-Christian organizations.” That’s a military term to me, a “non-commisioned officer”, like a Sergeant or something.

Abby Trivett #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

What’s most intriguing about this, is how the supernova explosions lines up with the blood moons taking place this year. From the Purim Blood Moon to the coming Rosh Hashanah one, is it possible that this celestial event will also take place during a biblically significant time frame?

Sure, it’s possible. It’s possible that all kinds of various shit would happen “during a biblically significant time frame”, whatever that even means, but that doesn’t mean anything, sometimes shit just happens at a certain time that people think is significant. Ever heard of a COINCIDENCE????,

In the words of Neil Peart (RIP): Why does it happen, because it happens, roll the bones.

Rep. Joe Wilson #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Conservapedia #wingnut

Liberal critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert give biased reviews to theatrical films, telling their viewers what to think.

Yeah, OK…isn’t that what being a critic literally IS? Sure, they were biased, but ain’t every damn critic?

And Conservapedia complaining about someone being biased is EXTREMELY ironic!

Mayor Glenn Jacobs #wingnut

Ironic, perhaps, that a guy who famously wore a mask for much of his pro wrestling career is STILL upset about masking during COVID.

Joel Webbon #fundie #psycho #homophobia

The president, the sovereign, the magistrate, Barron Trump,

OK, we don’t have a “sovereign” in this country, that would be someone like, ya know….a KING. In case you missed it, we had a thing back in the 1770s where we decided we didn’t like to have Kings and all that.

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@Indicible #220725

Yeah, seriously tho, what the actual FUCK with that comment??? He literally said to send ALL the homeless in LA to prison. No shelters or nothing, just straight to the hoosegow? And of course tho, all the other people with him on that show just laughed along with him, now that I looked up the video.

Oh well, I guess I shouldn’t expect anything better from Fox “News”…

Lisa Guadagna #transphobia #dunning-kruger

We see him for dinner every month and I always get in trouble for using the wrong pronouns.

I dunno, should you really call it “getting in trouble” when you’re doing it intentionally, knowing how your daughter would prefer to be addressed? Ya know, to me, “getting in trouble” sounds like you messed something up unintentionally and got caught at it, maybe that’s just me.

Michael F. Douglas #conspiracy #transphobia #homophobia #quack #crackpot

OBAMA IS GAY

Yeah, yeah, and Michelle’s a guy, too, right? Even if that were true…..so???

James Tann Jr. #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Ariel (@Prolotario1) #crackpot #ufo #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #sexist #racist #conspiracy #mammon

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #homophobia

Panel 3: the man is between two Trump supporters and says “The best society” and “is a homogeneous society”

I’d have to disagree with that sentiment myself. If only because I’m a big music fan, and after all, what is rock music but people of different races and backgrounds getting together to make some new shit? What was the “King Of Rock n Roll” Elvis Presley but a white guy doing black people’s songs? And all the “British Invasion” bands like the Beatles and Stones and so forth, they always covered soul and R&B songs. Or even my favorites Queen, who did Little Richard covers and shit in concert. (look up them doing “Tutti Frutti” in 86, it’s a banger, as they say!)

Fandom Pulse #wingnut #forced-birth

@kuyohashi #220598

The female form of “astronaut” is, “astronaut.” Not “astronette.”

And he said “lady astronette” too, so that’s redundant, even if “astronette” were actually a real word. Like you wouldn’t call someone a “lady actress” ya know?

andresno2028 #sexist

The older partner has more ability to take financial or at least behavioral responsibility.

Or…here’s a crazy idea, but hear me out: How about BOTH partners are adults, so they can share in the responsibility?

Anyway, tho… “behavioral responsibility”??? That sounds like something a PARENT would have for their CHILD, not their “partner”!

Ruang Lovenabil #fundie #wingnut

Q was created long ago in 1860 April 1 when 20 Generals placed Abraham Lincoln into office

Were there even 20 Generals in the US Army in 1860? Not counting the ones from the soon-to-secede states, because I’m guessing most of them, if any, weren’t supporters of Lincoln.

The Zetas via Nancy Leider #ufo #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

The skies will get increasingly interesting as the hour of the Passage approaches.

Is that supposed to happen anytime soon? Cus, as far as I can tell, the skies are looking no more or less interesting than they always do.

Light rays form Helix Tubes

They do? Last time I checked, light rays form uh…what’s the word…rays.

Matt Walsh #wingnut

@JeanP #220047

I’m betting that there’s cars better than Cybertruck on the market.

I consider myself to be a bit of an aficionado of automobile design. A good-looking car is just a thing of beauty to me. If for no other reason, the Cybertruck deserves scorn because it is, in my admittedly subjective opinion, perhaps the UGLIEST production vehicle I’ve ever seen.

Kent Hovid #psycho #fundie

If “God’s law” is so perfect, why are there some humans that other humans have to eliminate?

Matt Walsh #wingnut

By the Left’s climate change logic, he has saved millions of lives and prevented untold number of hurricanes, tornadoes, and other catastrophes.

Uh…..what???

CG/Rav Mortichai #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@kuyohashi #220008

Prince was one of the greatest musicians ever.
Meh, subjective. He was talented, no doubt about it, but Sinead made Nothing Compares 2 U her own, The Bangles owned i]Manic Monday, and personally, I was more of a Bowie fan, if anything.

Well, that kinda shows you his greatness as a songwriter, doesn’t it? But yeah, it’s totally subjective anyway. What does “greatness” as a musician even mean, exactly? Is it songwriting, or being skilled at singing or playing an instrument or instruments, or just overall impact and influence? I don’t know….

Ben Shapiro #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Ben Shapiro on Tuesday called for President Donald Trump to pardon Derek Chauvin

My question is why should anyone give a shit about what “professional opinion-haver” Ben Shapiro is calling for?

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

If other egregious, long time Tariffs are not likewise dropped by Canada, I will substantially increase, on April 2nd, the Tariffs on Cars coming into the U.S. which will, essentially, permanently shut down the automobile manufacturing business in Canada.

Isn’t most, or at least a good deal of, the “automobile manufacturing business in Canada” comprised of plants of the US-based automakers?? I imagine Ford and GM would have something to say about that. (I wanted to add Chrysler too, but of course, that’s “Stellantis” now, they don’t count as “US-based” any more, I guess)

KingofInceldia68 #psycho #racist

A dog that only barks at black people? Excuse me if I have my doubts about the veracity of that statement. I’ve seen enough dogs in my day, they typically bark at freakin everything! Or at least some dogs do, like the one across the street from where I live…

Wait, wasn’t that a thing from “Family Guy”? Where Brian only barks at black people because his owner before the Griffins was a racist??

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

Not a single vaccine is safe, effective or necessary, not for measles, tetanus, PSYOP-19, PSYOP-BIRD-FLU or any other disease whatsoever

Oh, that must be why we have all these cases of smallpox going around lately….oh, wait, no, we don’t have that.