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Radical Female Goddess #god-complex #fundie #psycho #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

…and yet, not even a ‘Goddess’ could stop this being reduced to barely just a footnote on the internet via the Wayback Machine.

So why were you removed by Wordpress, pray tell…?!

Sec. Scott Turner/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut

In a sane world, J6 would’ve been the end of Trump’s political career.

All Marriage is r*pe #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist #elitist #dunning-kruger

Men are like Aliens #conspiracy #ufo #sexist #god-complex #dunning-kruger #crackpot #fundie

@ThePatriotHub, @PatriotMark1126 & @BeastOfAMan #wingnut #racist

@ThePatriotHub

An example of someone privileged reacting to any attempt at moving towards equality by shouting “Help, help, I'm being repressed!!”

All Marriage is r*pe #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist #elitist #dunning-kruger

@Peacemonger373 #230617
they’re so far into their political lesbianism that they’re now in a strange reverse closest where their true hetero and or bisexual feelings are hiding

They want Planet Of The Political Lesbians, do they?

Men are like Aliens #conspiracy #ufo #sexist #god-complex #dunning-kruger #crackpot #fundie

Men are fake women #crackpot #sexist

trust your perceptions (radfem) #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #dunning-kruger #sexist #fundie

Are they suggesting that women actually cannibalize the men during sex?

What’s truly unsettling is, that may not reduce the amount of sex going on in the world. I know some truly fucked up people.

Men are like Aliens #conspiracy #ufo #sexist #god-complex #dunning-kruger #crackpot #fundie

I’d like to see these wackos try to “sustain life on their own” without a man being somehow involved somewhere down the line. They seem to have confused humans with whiptail lizards, which are all female. But spoiler alert, humans, as it turns out, are not whiptail lizards. I doublechecked.

Fun science fact: while parthenogenesis - a fancy multisyllabic word for “getting knocked up without first getting dicked down” - is real, no mammalian species are capable of it due to various mechanical quirks of the mammalian gene.
Mammals have this thing called “genomic imprinting”, where certain genes can only be activated if they come from a male parent
A viable mammalian embryo requires both a female and male parent to activate certain genes - IGF-2, for instance, which is a key developmental gene, and without which, no pregnancy will survive gestation.

Now, genomic imprinting can and has been bypassed, in the lab, but the results are grossly inefficient - out of 457 reconstructed mouse ova, only two live births occured. That is a birthrate of only 0.44%, practically extinction numbers.

All Marriage is r*pe #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist #elitist #dunning-kruger

@TatersForever5481 #230609

Its’ becoming increasingly obvious to me that the people writing these genuinely do not believe women can be heterosexual or bisexual, that they’re all born homosexual but brainwashed by society into finding men attractive… that and they’re so far into their political lesbianism that they’re now in a strange reverse closest where their true hetero and or bisexual feelings are hiding out of fear of being ostracized by their allies and community.

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

There’s so many things wrong with what you say, I mean obviously you are a outright Nazi hoping for a Hitler-like figure to lead the “glorious white race” into a “thousand year reich” but the core issue is… Russia isn’t doing all that well in Ukraine period, and no amount of you fucks justifying why a suppose pier power to the US has spent the last THREE GOING ON FOUR FUCKING YEARS to conquer a nation that’s literally right next door to them AND have identical infrastructure. That’s not winning no matter how much you fuckers try and say otherwise.

billiefan2000 #fundie

“I am curious what will all of you guys do when the rapture happens”
I’m guessing we won’t notice it.

“and you Christian Friends and Family and Neighbors and Co-Workers are missing.”
From what I’ve read of Jesus and what i’ve seen around me, not that many people are going to be taken up in the Rapture.
Seems to me that most conservatives spend all their time justifying being selfish. Not welcoming immigrants, not feeding the poor, not giving shelter to the needy… Because reasons. Teach a man to fish, etc.
I think you guys MIGHT hear a trumpet, but softly, as in the distance. And then go on with your largely materialistic, self-centered, limited charity lives.
Four, five people disappear. Ten tops.

Men are like Aliens #conspiracy #ufo #sexist #god-complex #dunning-kruger #crackpot #fundie

Mabel Vs. Aliens…
That sounds like an EXCELLENT cornball sci-fi film idea!

SmartMuffin #fundie

LazyAzN #fundie

“And i bet that half the poeple that said that 'Darwin didnt die a christian' didnt even to bother reading the evidence that the site had to give”

But Darwin WAS a christain. Fortunately, he was an honest one. He saw evidence of something, drew conclusions, supported his conclusions, and started the ball rolling on a science that explores life around us.
None of which requires abandoning Christainity. Or any other religion.

“and would just go off to read talkorigins...”
Why? Darwin doesn’t HAVE to have been atheist to be right about evolution. Nothing changes if he was Christain. Or Muslim. Or Jewish. Or anything else, really.

Radical Female Goddess #god-complex #fundie #psycho #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

@ThePatriotHub, @PatriotMark1126 & @BeastOfAMan #wingnut #racist

“They have no God. They have no flag.”
Christian Black people: Whoops!
The fact that South/North Africa has flags: Double whoops!

All Marriage is r*pe #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist #elitist #dunning-kruger

“men abducting women and raping them”
If you consent, it’s not rape! It’s that Effin obvious, Mabel!

Men steal women's life force #conspiracy #crackpot #sexist #dunning-kruger #fundie

“necrophilia”
You have lost it.
Also, “patrix” sounds like a spongebob parody of the matrix LOL.

Fr. Vincent Serpa #fundie

“The union of two members of the same sex is simply not marriage.”
I’ve heard a similar argument from a Catholic. To his view, ‘marriage’ is a sacrament MEANING a ritual performed in a Catholic Church. Baptists or Mormons or Methodists performing their rites detracts from the beauty and authenticity of thee Catholic Act.
I wasn’t terribly impressed. All of them use the same state form for the license. Also for purely secular Justice Of The Peace ceremonies.

"To say that it is, leaves the union that marriage has always been without a word to identify it.”
It’s still marriage. I went and found our marriage license after this state legalized samesex marriages. It was fine, the words didn’t burn from the paper like the case in Indiana Jones. I introduced my wife as my wife and no one looked confused.

“If we begin to assign the word “cat” to dogs, we are left without a word to describe that small feline that people have for pets.”
Tabby, kitty, domesticated lions, annoying little fur goblins that won’t stop eating plastic, weird dogs…

“Further, changing the name of a thing does not change the nature of what that thing is. A rose by any other name is still a rose.”
I dunno. If we changed ‘Rose’ to ‘fartstain’ they won’t be used in NEARLY as many poems.

"The relationship of two people of the same sex will always be that—regardless of what one calls it.”
Just say, ‘I’m A Bigot,’ we’ll figure the rest out.

"It will never ever be the union of two persons whose individual sexualities complement and complete each other in every way.”
When Britney Spears was married for half a weekend, did they completely complement each other?

“Only marriage is that. We are talking honesty here.”
No, you’re expressing your bigotry, here.

“To say that two different things are the same is simply not the truth!”

But the government that gets to DEFINE the thing is saying that there’s no secular reason to divide these three things. YOU hate it and it concerns yuo. That’s just a bonus for the legal progress.

Davey #fundie

“Have you ever seen an airplane or a bird?”
A couple times.

“They defy the theory of gravity.”
Excuse me? What happens if the stewardess drops your drink when she hands it to you? Gravity is still very much in play on an airplane. YOU are an idiot.

"Dont' say stupid stuff.....”
*Don’t*

"theorys can be broken,”
*theories*
No, they can’t. You can fit observations into them or you can’t. In which case we need a new theory.
Your example does not defy the theory of gravity.

"that's why they're not laws.....”
No, it’s not. Laws are not the final level of the theorymon’s evolutionary progress.

realar #fundie

“Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America,”
Defies America?
Ah. You think evolution is for atheists and America is a Christain nation? If that’s your logic, you’re an idiot. Neither are true.

"logic,”
I’m guessing you don’t actually know enough about evolutionary theory to show that it’s illogical.

“and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance.”
Shake a bag of Scrabble tiles, pour them on the table, and pronounce the word that comes out. There is no upper limit to the amount of complexity that can be produced by chance.
Did you mean to say something else?

"I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.”
So, you’re breeding for ignorance. All humans are apes, but evolution does NOT state that there is no creator.
Like i said, you don’t know enough about ToE.

Sec. Scott Turner/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut

Andrew Tate #psycho

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

Many things wrong with this of course, but here’s one small thing; he put ‘Reichsmarks’ when he means ‘Deutschemarks’.

Germany’s financial disaster was the result of being madly squeezed by the Allied powers after the Great War. The USA could only suffer something similar if everywhere else does as well (i.e. the global financial system collapses). I’m guessing that this is what this Nazi hopes for, because he’s hoping everyone will blame the Jews.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

oganes karayan #ufo #magick #crackpot

“Connor” #crackpot #elitist #fundie #psycho #wingnut

“Dear Leader would never betray and kill ME!”

I saw this clip, dude looked like Dollar Tree Charlie Kirk. Like, you’d find him in the aisles that sold Immature Martial Artist Turtle Heros and Bat-Dude action figures.

@Sasha #230547

That very thing is just one of numerous examples of fascists eating themselves in time which this idiot won’t acknowledge it until it very much does happen and go “hey wait! I’m on your side why are you doing the shit to me that you did to the minorities!” all the while utterly unaware that him being a CATHOLIC puts a giant target on his back due to how often Catholics are targetted by the prostestant majority.

Andrew Tate #psycho

Andrew Tate’s Assholery Skill has Reached Level 100.

Greg Gutfeld (ft. Lisa “ Kennedy” Montgomery, Jesse Watters, et al.) #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

So you think openly saying what you really are isn’t a bad thing? Fine.

Fortunately there are far more others who’ll Nazi things your way: including employers. Just ask one of your now unemployed: hopefully unemployable thus becoming destitute ilk that basically said the same.

Andrew Tate #psycho

You know, I just got back from watching Fantastic Four First Steps. Really good movie, seriously, I recommend it, a return to the better days of the MCU (oh, sorry, the "M-She-U”). I’m bringing this up because, Andrew, you may think yourself an “unstoppable Kaiju of overflowing testosterone and masculine power”, but… SPOILERS for one of its most awesome moments

You’ll fold even faster like how Mama Bear Sue Storm overpowered friggin’ Galactus himself with her force fields to protect her baby.

oganes karayan #ufo #magick #crackpot

“Connor” #crackpot #elitist #fundie #psycho #wingnut

@DarkPhoenix

Now ol’ Nickiepoos has said ‘MAGA’ is dead, it’s not just the OP’s job that’s gone: but his credibility.

Hey, OP: how’s it feel that a Welshman who associates with a Puerto Rican* - whose mother is a devout Catholic: thus she’s more Christian than you ‘Tradcath’ Gro(y)pers - who is Satan, is more relevant than you’ll ever be.

And his name’s Connor.

There was some… thing that said ‘Yes’ when asked if he was a fascist. But take heart, OP.

The basis of the whole Alt-Right movement Richard Spencer has negative relevance.

So you’re at the same level as Nick Fuentes, eh…?!

*- The Connor that is the diametric opposite to this one fundraises for Ironmouse’s favourite charity.

Perhaps she whose mother is an actual Catholic might send you a few buck$. After all: she donated £10,000 to ensure a Hope For Ukraine fundraiser by she & her streamer colleagues reached it’s $100,000 goal.

So you may have gotten $20K via basically begging. But how long will that last: and considering - now it’s all over the media - how your self-admitted reputation proceeds you, good luck in finding another job. Employers have this thing called Google, y’see, OP…!

Moral: Having wrong opinions will more than bite you in the arse.

Sec. Scott Turner/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut

Some “all powerful” god if he couldn’t even keep mortals from kicking him out of a single building…

Marta Gillette #transphobia

Also, stop sending gifts. It's madness to offer love and only receive repudiation back.

In fact, cut off all communication with your offspring. Tell them there will be no contact until they stop being trans. Then sit back and wait for them to come to their senses and admit you were right all along.

Just be prepared to wait a long, long, loooong time.

Flat Earth Library #conspiracy

Dr. Buzz Aldrin.

More than just a real scientist, OPs.

Ken Ham #fundie

According to your BuyBull, the universe is just 6,000 years old.

As Thorium has a half life of 4.5 billion years: the same age as Earth, we can come to the more than right conclusion that you’re more than wrong, Hambone.

…and your little nonexistent ‘God’ you rode in on too.

Perry James #transphobia #crackpot

Andrew Tate #psycho

Way before the pandemic, it was common to see people in Japan & China wearing masks because they had a cold etc, and they showed common courtesy towards their fellow human beings.

With all of Donald ‘I Got the Pfizer’ Trump’s calls for ‘Common Sense’, the fact you don’t show common courtesy exposes the fact the reason why you don’t show common courtesy towards other human beings is because you aren’t human, Andrew Taint.

trust your perceptions (radfem) #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #dunning-kruger #sexist #fundie

Danlboon #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Tax? Even though Joker fears the IRS, that’s the least of Don Old Fart’s problems: certainly of late. Filing taxes? He’s taxed by files, alright.

Accusations? There’s the fact that he’ll never remove the paedo allegations re. the Epstein List.

Sec. Scott Turner/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut

Joe Biden was the second devout Catholic in the White House.

Whoops!

Ken Ham #fundie

The Bible may claim to be a revelation, but since it can't even count the number of legs on an insect, that claim is clearly bupkus.

Flat Earth Library #conspiracy

Tesla was no flat earther. He repeatedly mentioned the globe in his writings.

Mystery Ridah 9.6. #fundie

“Evolution is a joke”
Please explain the humor to me?

“and the man who started this theory about evolution is a greater joke”
Again, what’s the punchline?

“and those who follow in the path of his ignorance is a follower of Satan.”
‘Those who’ is plural, Genius.
That would make them ‘are followers of Satan.’

"No man can tell you anything about how life got here and how life got started,”
How life got here AND how life started? BOTH of those topics, huh?
But i thought we were talking about evolution?

"only those from GOD can tell you!”
Uh huh. But why would i think you had a fucking clue?

“Yeah, Satan is overthrowing the world and i weep for those who have fallen for his tricks.”
Want a tissue?

Torriatte #fundie

“If you have gays in the military....”
We have ALWAYS had gays in the military.

“who will be permitted to shower with the straight men, or with other gay men...then you MUST also allow the straight men to shower with the women.”
Would have been a nice try, i guess, but then the fear of transgenders would have split them back up again a couple years later.

"Let's be consistent here.”
We’re not allowing gays to serve SO THAT they’ll see their peers naked. It’s consistent that people with dicks shower with people with dicks. And w/out with w/out.

"The main thing about gays in the military is the fact that it's pretty damn uncomfortable to be showering and bunking with a dude who wants to do you in the ass, if even in his own thoughts.”
Meh. I didn’t spend a lot of time wondering what turned on the people around me. Their hard-ons were not my concern. Your paranoid, bigoted outlook may vary. Don’t care.

"It's a distraction.”
Then you’re not drilling enough. If you told ANY of my chiefs you were thinking about what the sailor next to you wanted to fuck, They’d all have said you needed more time training.

"When I see co-ed showers...then I'll be ok with the gay thing too.”
Betcha you would not.

"All they have to do is keep it to themselves.”
As far as I’ve ever seen, they do. Two guys on my first boat, no one knew they were gay until the wedding invitations.

"Is that so difficult, considering it's against the code to have sex with a fellow soldier anyway?”
Considering how many times women get pregnant on deployment, i’d say it’s pretty fucking difficult no pun intended.

The Serpent #fundie

“if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul”
My what?

"they believe that they are God”
I don’t believe there are any gods = i am god?
This works in your world?

“and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.”
I read that story. Mark Twain, right? Kinda the complete and utter opposite of materialism, huh?

“The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything””
That includes physicists that also believe in god of one or another flavor.

“They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation.”
No, we want to reduce ALL the math equations down to one.

"The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!”
Such a fantasy life you lead.

“[Another Funny Fundie: It's funny how you will NOT accept God without proof, but you will accept other things without proof.]”
Wow. You’re a fucking idiot. There are things we will accept with enough EVIDENCE, but there’s no evidence for Jehovah that doesn’t work equally well for Zeus, Odin, Pele, Allah, or the IPU.

“Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?”
I don’t think anyone’s ever said we have any. Not until we do a magnetic survey of the Moon, anyway. And you guys don’t LIKE the Drake equation.

“Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.”
Huh? Who the fuck said that?

“They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me???”
Is someone pulling your leg or are you stepping on your own dick, here?