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Dale Partridge #fundie #sexist #homophobia #forced-birth #transphobia

”What am I missing?”

A second brain cell to keep the one you have company.

Becky Fischer #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Well, magic isn’t real, so anyone in any group can call themselves Keebler Elves, for all it would matter.

Boskov01 #transphobia #fundie

Trading an Islamic theocracy for a Christian one is like having to choose between being shot in the left knee, or the right.

"Keep us alive?"

You clearly don't know your history. Tell me, O Great and Beneficent Christian Master, will we poor unfortunate LGBTQs be permitted to live in our own homes? With our loved ones? Or will we be in institutions, as we were in the past, when people like you decided we were broken and sick? Or maybe there will be an island, or a nature preserve, hm? Will we be able to vote? Ooh, that might be dangerous, we could vote to have rights and be treated like actual people, and that would make your imaginary magical carpenter mad, wouldn't it?

I ask that, since you'll be decided if we can have families (we can't, apparently) or play in the sports of our choosing (nope, but hey, we can still be interior decorators, right?)

"Choose us, and we'll keep you as pets and curiosities until we 'cure' you of the thing that makes you different from us" isn't the sales pitch you think it is. Is it awful that hardline Islam takes such a final and extreme stance on LGBTQ issues? Yep. Is it disingenuous of Christians to pretend that they're the better option? Fuck me gently, yes. You're not the better option, you're the same option, just with bacon and beer.

Forward Synthesis #wingnut #psycho

“If you have grievance with the goverment, just write a strongly-worded letter! That always works!”

Except, A: It doesn’t, as Chuck Schumer has proven time and again. And 3: That assumes the government against whom you bear grievance can read.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #god-complex #psycho #wingnut

I’m thinking of crowdfunding to hire a bokor or a houngan to raise up Fred Trump as a zombie so he can finally, fucking finally hug this fat fucker and put whatever abandonment issues he has carried with him all these years to fucking rest.

Or, y’know, eat his brains. You spin the wheel, you take your chances, right? At this point, either outcome is a positive, I say.

Americaman #wingnut #psycho #racist

The next panel had the scientists, confused: “But you just said it would be murder to destroy something sentient!”

AmericaMan smiles widely, hands on his hips: “Yes, but luckily for me, the first thing it said showed that it had no intelligence whatsoever. Even amoeba know that Hitler was an evil fuckstick that got what he deserved! Remember, citizens - Nazis are just warm zombies, so it’s okay to kill them!”

Mike Lindell #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

“Well, Mike, here’s how we did it: the election machines, created by the Monsanto Corporation and distributed by the reverse-vampires, utilize a quantum entanglement network produced by the proton emissions created through pillows produced by an unrepentant heroin addict, to magically turn votes for Drumpfenfuhrer into votes for decent human beings. Of course, it was tricky finding a pillow company founded by a junkie, but then you came along. Couldn’t have done it without you, Mike!”

“Also, it helped that people, at least for a time, had object permanence and remembered what an utter shit-tornado your boy was. Pity they forgot in 2024. Here’s hoping they retain that information this election cycle, hm?”

Americaman #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #pratt

“Ja, und I also murdered people I decided were beneath me on an industrial scale! Das ist also cool, nein?”

Joshua Lisec #wingnut

Scott Adams was the Hamburglar of ice resurfacers. I dunno what that means, but that doesn’t seem to matter in this world anymore.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy

“See, it has to be outside forces, because rampant, omnivorous capitalism would never inspire those it crushes beneath it’s big stompy boots to rise up and seek some semblance of equity!”

US Vice-President J.D. Vance #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #245149, @Conscience #245152
Guys guys guys, he doesn’t fuck couches.

*beat*

He makes love to them. Champagne, rose petals, satin sheets, Marvin Gaye music, it’s a whole mood for him. An event.

♫And when he gets that feeling
He wants sectional healing
Sectional healing, oh baby
Makes him feel so fine
Helps to relieve his mind
Sectional healing baby, is good for him
Sectional healing is something that's good for him.♫

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

I saw a SciManDan video today where he spoke about a guy who thinks pandas are just people in fursuits, part of a complex “manifestation ritual” intended to who the fuck even knows.

I swear this is the same loonie. I can’t prove it, it might not be, but if it were, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest.

Eric Hovind #fundie

I am genuinely surprised that Eric Hovind hasn’t sold his house, his car, his dog, the shirt off his back and all ten fingers and toes, in exchange for a bag of magic beans.

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

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Three more years of this horseshit, people. Then we got the Couchfucker making a dick-first run for the big boy chair. And given the average IQ of the GOP voter-base, he could fucking get it.

Donald J. Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

“TV Funnyman make joke about me! Hurt my widdle feewings! Him must DIE now!”

“…Also, don’t look over here at the Epstein files. Nope, pay attention to my meltdown over a late night comedian. Nothing to see here, folks! *Dammit, Bondi, redact faster, you can still see my creepy leering smile in that picture!*”

@White__Rabbit & @DanielKazmierczak2000_ #wingnut #racist

“Other people exist and that makes me want to die!”

Nut up or shut up, you putz.

Ottozgotagun #psycho #elitist

“And best of all,” Otto continued, not even bothering to wick the flecks of foam from his lips, eyes bugged wide and bloodshot, “all of that bad stuff is only ever gonna happen Over There, to Those People! It would never happen Over Here, to me or My People!”

Anonymous #sexist #psycho

@Conscience #242954

Apparently they come to us from some hellish Screwfly Solution dimension where rape isn’t treated as a serious crime.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

Sarah Hurwitz #racist

”…You fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people”

YES!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit, yes! Yes, you dense motherfucker, you fight the fucking bullies who kill children and the elderly! Holy shit, welcome to Earth! Is it your first fucking day, you fucking sociopath? It’s Israel’s turn to be the Asshole-du-Jour and you’re surprised people are against it? Dumbfuck, you learned all the wrong lessons from history - it was meant to be a warning and you’re using it as a how-to manual! You want them to stop whining about the genocide Israel is doing? Then fucking get fucking Israel to fucking stop fucking doing the fucking genocide, holy fuck how is that not the first fucking idea to fucking pop into your FUCKING head!?!

Rob Finnerty #wingnut #racist

This is because of a troll comment that Zohran Memdani - hope I got the spelling right on that, I wasn’t checking - had implemented rules demanding schoolchildren in NYC learn Arabic numbers. It’s funny because:

A)Memdani isn’t actually mayor of NYC until January of next year.
2) Oh look at that! See that ‘2’ off to the left of this liquid sarcasm? THAT’S A FUCKING ARABIC NUMERAL! 123456789, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Proving once again that all bigots, everywhere, have replaced their brains with half-rotted cabbage.

Anon #sexist

“Men could never do X Thing!”
*Man does X Thing; rather frequently, actually*
“I meant, Men could never do X Thing for reasons that aren’t Y!”
*Man proceeds to do X Thing, explicitly for reasons that are in no way, shape or form, Y*
“Stop contradicting me!! I want to hate men for illogical, bullshit reasons, and you’re making me look like a bigot!”

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut #conspiracy

For context, some members of…I don’t quite remember which body…released an ad reminding active military members that, by law, they are required to disobey unlawful orders. It’s one of the first things they drill into your head in basic training. Because ‘just following orders’ wasn’t a defense in the 1930’s, and it’s not a defense now.

And Lindsay Graham had the vapours over the very notion, and of course Benedict Donald had opinions.

Joy Nevin Axelson #transphobia

@TatersForever5481 #241884

I’ve learned - at last, I’d say - that while I am by no means lacking in intelligence, I do sometimes allow my emotions to run hot, and when that happens, I am just a dumb dummy of dumbness. So I shan’t even try to provide any debunks, for fear of my emotions leading me to fuck that up. I shall, instead, sting where I can, insult when I can, and sit back with the satisfaction that, if I can’t change minds, I can at least hurt feelings.

Because when I’m not the smartest asshole in the room, I can at least be a sassy bitch.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You’re a shite poet and a bigot
Ergo, fuck you.

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho

@Timjer #241673

I’ve said it before, but the ideal world for these people is the last two old white men beating each other with sticks amidst the ruins of the world, with whomever dies last being declared the ‘Master Race.’

Dave Blount #wingnut #elitist

Trump’s attempts to fund SNAP despite the Democrat-imposed shutdown

Whoah whoa whoa there, dumbfuck. The courts ordered von Shittzenpantz to fund EBT and he went ballistic. Pull his knob out your gob, get off your fucking knees, and wipe his load from your eyes, maybe you’ll see what a flaming shipwreck he is and always has been.

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #racist

The Gestapo….but in a good way…

That, ladies, gents and otherkin, was a sentence spoken by a sapient human-shaped collection of molecules living in this timeline and on this planet. I shit thee not.

“Let’s have a Holocaust, but for charity! Let’s sink the Titanic, but this time, for reward miles! Let’s be the absolute worst kind of fascistic fuckwittery, stomp all over the basic human rights of people whose only difference from us is their skin tone, culture and religion, chuck our human decency into the nearest woodchipper like it’s fucking Fargo, all so we can stand around in our bloodsoaked white boy utopia like we did something fucking commendable, ignoring that our children will spit on our graves for the heinous shit we did in the name of being utter bastards.”

KotakuInAction #sexist

@Timjer #241406

I get the feeling the type of people who whine over cup size in Western comics would select the kind of hentai where none of the females need to worry about developing breasts for a good decade or so.

Or they would reject the proposition out of hand simply because, then they wouldn’t have anything to bitch about.

PITT parents #dunning-kruger #pratt #transphobia

And this explains all the people who live with gender dysphoria and are currently standing on the “adult” side of puberty…how, exactly?

C.T. #wingnut #psycho #racist

Aw, aren’t you just the sweetest little bunny wabbit, then, not wanting the innocent massive chunks of the human race you want to needlessly murder to suffer as you needlessly murder them. Just a fuckin’ saint, you are, you raving psychotic.

KotakuInAction #sexist

Oh for fuck’s–

JIM BALENT IS STILL DRAWING COMICS, ASSHOLE! IF YOU NEED TITTY ART SO BADLY, THERE YOU FUCKING GO!

I swear to fucking Gandhi, these people have perfect lives with nothing real to bitch about.

Ariel (Prolotario1) #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #mammon #conspiracy

“No no, guys, we didn’t mean the literal year 2028, that’s silly! We meant the metaphorical year 2028. The 2028 that lives inside all of us! Geez, thought that was obvious. So no, of course the Federation isn’t coming in just three years, no. No, it’s coming in…*eyes dart around the room* uh…2…1…46. Yeah, 2146. That’s the ticket.”

Nordiqa #magick #ufo #elitist #conspiracy

Why is it that the only alt-universes you morons have access to seem to be, “it’s Thursday here, not Sunday,” or, “That article you read now is something different,” and never, “George Washington was trained by ninjas to fight British Kaiju”, or “The French won the American Civil War and now Gerard Depardieu is on the hundy?”

Your alternate timeline shifts are just you misremembering small things, and never massive, undeniable changes. You hold up shit like the spelling of names on childrens’ books like it’s fucking world shaking. Let me know when you get to a universe where the world is run by damned dirty apes.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon #racist #dunning-kruger

I’ve never heard of this game, but I assume it’s meant to bring environmental awareness to children, from the sounds of it. You’re whining that children, who are notorious for their gossamer attention spans, are being taught to not pollute and take care of the planet upon which their survival - and yours - depends.

In the words of a small plastic space ranger, you are a sad, strange little man.

Also:

Did no one remember that Captain Planet had a horrible video game?

I do, actually. I rented that back in the day. It was fucking awful. Shall we go down that rabbit hole? Shall we bring up Bugs Bunny and his Crazy Castle? Roger Rabbit? Gilligan’s Island? Yes, the Captain Planet game sucked. I’m not entirely certain how that point is germaine to the game you’re supposed to be reviewing, as if the underlying message of Captain Planet was the reason it failed and not the fact that it was poorly made game. It’s like saying the Lord of the Rings was a bad film franchise because the last two Conan movies failed: I can see the threads you’re pulling on, I just don’t see how they matter to the subject at hand.

Catherine Austin Fitts/Soul:Ask #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Uh-huh.

Where’d all the dirt go, Cathy? If you’re gonna build moleman cities, you gotta put the dirt somewhere. Nobody noticed a massive city being built under an airport? A busy, international airport? Were the excevators invisible? Were they super quiet? Did ninjas build these cities, Cathy?

Josh Wittenberg #wingnut #racist

“He simply must secretly hate us! We openly hate him, and can’t conceive that those we hate don’t also constantly think about, and therefore hate, us!”

Corey J. Mahler #racist #fundie #god-complex

So Gott ist mit dir? Cool; step up, Fritz, and we’ll mail you to him.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

First of all, beating Nazis isn’t assault, it’s pre-emptive self-preservation. Nazis don’t stop with bad words, shapes or poses, they eventually move on to bad deeds, like genocide. So any action taken to prevent the inevitable progression towards said bad deeds are always justifiable. History has taught us that Nazis don’t want to use bad sounds and poses, they want to kill the people they think deserve to die for the crime of not being Nazis. Bad sounds and poses are the gateway drug to outright murder. Always have been.

Second, as if Tats wouldn’t wither into a terrified puddle when the bad sounds suddenly get directed at him? Because the goosefuckers he cheerleads for would think nothing of brushing off some old anti-Japanese favorites when his time comes.

Vic Biorseth #fundie #wingnut #transphobia #sexist #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #240389

Yeah, but with knowledge and science, also came *checks notes* not taking miracles at face value and doubting the existence of magic.
Apparently that’s bad for some reason.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Magic.
Is.
Not.
Real.

The universe doesn’t just “do things” just because you wore your bathrobe, lit some candles and muttered some JK Rowling-level Latin over a dead cat. The universe doesn’t care what patterns you see in maps or clouds or tree branches blowing in the wind.

“Ooh look, a pentagram! That means Satan!”
“Ooh look, a compass! That means Masons!”

No, it means that, despite all outwards appearances, you are in fact sentient enough to experience pareidolia. In order for those symbols to mean anything mystical, the universe would have to possess enough consciousness to be aware that hairless apes on some distant world held them in reverence, and then would have to agree to give those symbols the expected importance. Compasses and pentagrams are man-made, and the universe does not set it’s rules by what we mere meat-sacks think or do.

REALITYASSISTANT #conspiracy

For context, the lizard people, in conjunction with Sears, and under the orders of the Venusian Balloon-Empress, conspired to leave the toilet seat up in this moron’s bathroom. Their outrage is perfectly normal.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

“How can I turn this relatively reasonable protest against one man’s desire to cannibalize democracy into some imagined slight against my death cult? How can I make it all about me?”

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy

Kash Patel does not look capable of addressing this problem

No shit. Kash Patel perpetually looks like he’s just been caught with his dick in a bowl of oatmeal. He absolutely has no business being put in charge of any law enforcement agency.

Brandon Smith #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

Nah, it’s about racism, Brandon. One black guy does a crime, you leap onto the whole “that’s what they’re all like!” bandwagon. Yet, you’re the same kind of ign’ant fuckwaffle who, only a century ago, would have called a black man assaulting an Irish person, “black on black crime,” then crow about how “at least no humans were hurt.” Hell, some of your buddies in the WN movement would still take that position, sad gaggle of duckfucking wankers that they are.

MzClementine #crackpot

Yeah, you got a fever and a dose of the virus from the vaccine. That’s how it’s supposed to work. Vaccines introduce a weak strain - which does not mean the effects are lightweight, btw - into your system to give your body the information it needs to fight off the big boy version. This information is, perhaps not verbatim, included in the literature the doctor will provide upon request, if one is aware that they can ask.

Antivaxxers are still butthurt they were asked nicely to give a shit about other human beings, and then asked much less nicely when they insisted on being selfish assholes, a whole fucking President ago.

John F Trent #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia

Well your god is more than welcome to schlepp on down off his cloud and say so to Mr. Pascal’s face.

AtheistsAreStupid #fundie #wingnut

I love how our brave Christian soldier here disabled comments on this post. Can’t have anyone poking holes in their worldview, nosiree.

Pastor Shane Vaughn #conspiracy #wingnut

Why do these fuckers think ’we’ll take away your right to pick your leaders’ won’t have violent backlash? Why do they actually fucking think the American people will tolerate a king? The reign of King Donald the Odiferous, First of His Name, wouldn’t last long enough to steep a cup of tea before somebody’s bringing the Jan. 6th gallows out of mothballs and making a beeline for His Oleaginousness.