“[What would you do if you were gay?]”
Ookay, my very first thought at reading this was, “I’m guessing, Dick?”
But this reminds me of Falwell. In an interview, he KNOWS that homosexuality is a choice because he distinctly remembered the day that he made the choice to be a heterosexual.
THEN the interviewer observed, “So you’re saying you could just as easily have been homosexual?”
Oh, my the backpedaling. No, nope, no way, he’s straight, through and through, no deviation possible.
Then what the fuck were you deciding?
Om, oh, well, um, see, I didn’t… I made the choice, but it wasn’t that much of a choice… For me, anyway, see, um, well.