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mangoorangejuice18 , HippyDippyCommieGuy & FakeElectionMaker #wingnut

“How should we treat innocent members of the human family who happen to remind us of traumatic events?”
Doesn’t the Bible say if someone sins, then God holds the next seven or so generations guilty?
So the baby generated by rape is as much the sinner as the rapist. Flush away.

Hitesh Goenka #quack #crackpot

@Malingspann #257277

Are you kidding? He went to did a PhD (not ‘earn’ one), he probably pisses ivermectin.

terry swamp #sexist

Yes, yes, that will work out VERY well in court.
“Show us on the doll where the woman you attacked did anything to you?”
“Well, she’s the same gender as the woman who made the attack. On someone else. But see, somewhere, some woman attacked some guy, therefore I, as a guy, was justified in attacking this woman… In revenge… For a guy I don’t know…”
“Your Honor, request permission to treat the defendant as dumber than a pressure cooker made of spun sugar.”

Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus #fundie

"Who has killed millions of dissenters to their creeds over the years? Darwinists and Muslims.”
Why would I kill anyone for their dissent to evolutionary theory?
That would make them martyrs, but if they keep on talking they just look stupid.

“Who has committed genocide on almost unimaginable scales? Darwinists and Muslims.”
Hitler was Catholic who burned Darwin’s books on the pile.
No one has committed genocide for evolutionary theory.

“Who constitute the vilest, most fanatical, and most dangerous countries on the planet today? Darwinists and Muslims.”
A Darwinist country?
Who the fuck flies the flag of fundamentalist evolution?

“See, if you want to play the moral equivalency game, we can play it too.”
Bet you lose a lot more points for lying than you can possibly acquire.

johnbmcginnis #fundie

“Fox News channel will probably lose the most to the Rapture,”
Well, yes, but not the way you’re thinking.
Just read the quote the other day about ‘who cares if they (ICE detainees) are getting fed maggots?’ I really don’t think the Rapture is a thing, but I have played a lot of D&D. I can follow a rules system even if it’s not really reality.
I do not think that ‘who cares’ is the attitude that the Christ character was trying to encourage.
If there ever is a Rapture, I am certain that a WHOLE BUNCH of people who think they’re Christains are going to be left down here looking stupid.
And humans are SUCH great losers. They’re going to burn bibles, churches, televangelists…
And it will be like Nixon all over again. Whole bunch of people claiming they were never Christains, never conservative, never watched FOX, never even read the Bible…
Viewership is going to PLUMMET, down to a hard core of INSISTANT believers who swear that the Rapture hasn’t happend YET, that one was a false flag! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Susana Garrido #homophobia

“males are naturally unappealing,”
I must suspect that you’re projecting disappeal for political reasons. Like I can’t find certain women attractive because I know their political positions.

“for that most straight women are asexual”
If they’re straight, they’re not asexual. You probably mean volcel?

“and base their "attraction" in personality and other non-sexual related things.”
Huh? youre’ saying they’re not sexually attracted to men, so they aren’t sexual, therefore they choose to be attracted to men for nonsexual reasons?
Pick a lane, hell, I can’t even tell what freeway you’re on…

“the only people that "appreciate the natural male form" are traumatized and groomed gay men who were sexually abused as boys”
citation needed desperately.

olivery2k #fundie

“my brother's wife has a brother whose gay, and he and his boyfriend came for my nephews birthday party.”
As one does…

“i was upset when i saw they had been aloud to adopt two little boys.”
Not really any of your business…

“one of the men changed one of the boys diapers,”
Yeah, when those things say 9 pounds, they’re serious. You have to change them EVERY DAY!

“and he actually touched the boys penis when putting on the lotion.”
How close were you watching?

“that was not needed he should have put on rubber gloves or something.”
You think he should have used protection?

“it must be terrible for those kids to have gay men touching their privates.”
I don’t think anyone who is still in diapers is all that upset by people touching their privates. Well, except for Bonespurs.

“i wouldn't be surprised if later they're arrested for molestation”
Changing their son’s diaper…
go deep throat a stick blender…

Vox Day #fundie

“The historical fact of the matter is that evolution by natural selection is a failed science.”
Natural selection is not the whole of evolutionary theory. So if a cartoon version of evolution failed, it’s nothing to do with the actual theory, or with recorded history.

“It has a long and inglorious record of failed predictions that puts even Keynesian economics to shame.”
Such as…?

“Evolutionists know this, which is why they prefer polemic to predictions and why the foremost evolutionary propagandist has adopted rhetorical tactics that are utilized by the devotees of another pseudoscience, anthropogenic climate change/global warming.”
Nice sermon. Got any specific claims to cite or are you just talking through your hat?

Hector Medina #fundie

“If you mean by ficitional: a made-up story or literature consisting of these.”
What in the name of Xenu is the difference? Stories or stories made of stories?
Really?

And, yes, by the definition Mrs. Burton gave us in 10th grade of ‘fiction,’ i feel the bible qualifies.

“Then I say,get real!”
I’m as honest as a heart attack.

“I'm only concerned on reality(or at least what I believe).”
Those are two different things. Reality is independent of what your opinion is.
But too much of the Bible is anonymous, and not from eyewitness accounts. So what would make me think that a story of dead saints climbing out of their tomb and walking around town, putting the frighteners on people is anything but a made-up story?

Melanie #transphobia

“RE: Inclusive language risks ‘dehumanising women’, top researchers argue”
So, making sure my words apply to men and women equally would only ‘dehumanize’ women if it also dehumanized men.

"I resent being labelled cis-.”
Okay. Creationists hate being called ‘apes,’ but the actual meaning of words doesn’t care if you’re offended.

“Cis is a term forced on women by mostly men who wish to be considered the same, on every level, in every domain, as women who are born women.”
Yes. We make a distinction between Ciswomen and Transwomen exactly to make sure everyone sees no difference between the two distinctly-identified groups. Do you ever listen to yourself? Maybe talk into a mirror, watch your face twitch?

“What does it mean to be a woman?”
Find ten women, get about thirty different answers.

of course, if you ask ten men what it means to be men, eight of them going to wait for someone else to go first and then say, ‘yeah, that.’

“It means being told how to live by men, and here we are, being reclassified, by men who wish to to take our gold medals, our safe spaces, our places on boards, our jobs in government.”
You and incels must shop in the same ‘persecution complex’ aisles of Walmart.

Omnia_Senteziosa #sexist

“Had my parents conceived me in the late '90s or later in an anglo-saxon country, I would be transed now!”
It’s not a fad, you ignorant slut.
It goes back through all of human history.
If you’d been born 4000 years ago, you’d have the same chances of turning out trans as if you’re born ten minutes ago.

Anonymous1 #fundie #homophobia

“You believe in Gay Evolution.”
I don’t ‘believe’ in any form of evolution.
I’m not sure what gay evolution would even be… They’re selected against before their offspring is not made?

“Lot's of people don't reproduce yet are productive members of their community.”
Okay.

“The point is that any genetic element that produces homosexuality destroys genetic mutations that might otherwise be beneficial to the gene pool.”
Except it appears that ‘gay’ is not a mutation. Too many species practice it.
So as long as any straight couples have kids, it doesn’t matter if some of their become gay, or sexless nerds, or monks, or nuns, or incels, those kids that go on to have their own kids are exactly as likely to have gay offspring.

“Now I have my answer. Homosesxual Evolution = Socialism = University Elitism = Indoctination into a non-democratic state. How's that for a Unified Field Theory?”
Pretty fucking bad. You’re jumping from biology to an economic model to social theory to an organized fascism. And horribly misusing the equals sign.

“I'd rather they teach Creationism than your POS slop.”
I’d rather they put you head-first down a well, but here we are.

Kantanska #fundie

“Let me clarify that the only legitimate marriages in the world are ones preformed in a Catholic Church by a Catholic Priest. Anything else are the creations of Schismatics and heathens.”
Okay, good for you. I lke a clear-cut and obvious psychosis.
The list in my state of people who can officiate a legal ceremony is a teeeeeeensy bit longer than ‘Catholic Priests.’ So your reflexive assertion of promoting your religion is not terribly useful in the debate about legality.

Tarmac #fundie

“I wasn't aware that everytime somebody used their imagination to write a novel, that we should all of a sudden take their fiction to be historical truth...”
So, yeah. Why don’t you go over THERE and talk to the Christains who are apoplectic about real Satanic spells being used in D&D, Harry Potter, Buffy and Charmed?
Or those conspiracy nuts over in that corner who think that the world’s elites have bamboozled everyone into submission but STILL put all their plans in popular movies…

I Believe!!! #fundie

“I just started laughing.....I couldn't help but to strongly wonder if a little supernatural fun joke was being played on me.”

I suppose that’s better than knocking your husband’s hamburger out of his hands, saying God Warned Me Not To Let You Eat That!

the chosen one #fundie

Yeah, it’s fucking AMAZING that a Deity writes a book that describes the Earth as flat, the only living things breathe through their nostrils, and codifies slavery ALSO told midwives and doctors to change bedsheets between patients and to really, really wash their hands.
It’s why when Lister and Pasteur started to talk about germs, only Christain and orthodox Jewish medics took them seriously.

Jackie #fundie

sumira #fundie

“Some light bulbs are made in almost the same shape as eggs! They may be similar in appearance, but does this mean that eggs and light bulbs are related? ”
But not the same materials, or by even slightly similar processes, so, it’s not something a scientist will suggest is connected.

“ The atom resembles our SOLAR SYSTEM (electrons orbit around the nucleus of an atom just as planets orbit around the nucleus of our solar system, which is the sun).”
That’s really reaching. The number of planets in the system is not connected to the number of suns in the sun.
So, not much of an analogy.

“Does this mean that our solar system evolved from an atom?”
It kinda did, but not for your fucked-up reasoning.

“ Can you think of some ways in which airplanes are similar to birds?”
Do you know any fixed-wing birds?

You’re trying to mock the science but you just look stupid.

HeteroDefenseLeague #fundie

‘Actually, the majority of male homosexuals will seroconvert by the age of 55,”
Citation needed. Preferably one with numbers of heterosexuals of the same age?

“nice try you Christian phobic,”
Christains put Trump in charge and ICE on the streets. I don’t think it’s all irrational to hate or fear them.

“heterobashing,”
I usually have to pay extra for her to bash me. No kink shaming!

“hate mongering,”
Noting your bigotry is not mongering the hate you spew.

“intolerant,”
Meh. Tolerance is not my religion, it’s a transaction. If you’re tolerant, you’ll be one of the people i tolerate. If you’re intolerant, I’m quite comfortable telling you to fuck off.

“ narrow minded,”
Spoken without any self-reflection, I would guess.

“hate filled,”
Only in election years.

“mean spirited,”
Atheist. I don’t believe in spirits except at the state ABC store.

“wrong headed,”
You wouldn’t know the right head if it had your picture hanging over the urinal.

"bigoted,”
No, pretty sure everyone i hate has earned my ire.

“heterophobic”
I AM hetero,genius.

“homofascist.”
Are you done?
Are you familiar with the works of an ancient philosoher, called Paul the Apostle? When he wrote, “1 Corinthians 6:10″ he said: Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

You might need someone to look up ‘revilers’ for you, but Paul says that namecalling others will get you sent to Hell. And not the fun way, either.

NJ #fundie

“Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever.”
Hell… Will be as hot as Hell?
That’s a pretty piss-poor metric. I mean, you could turn the sulfur burners down to a low 1 degree above freezing, and Hell would be AS HOT AS HELL. Not much of an answer, either.

“You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you.”
And this makes sense to you?
No relief, no chance to repent, no opportunity to show i’ve learned my lesson, no prayer or appeal… Just unending, meaningless torture for the sadistic christains looking forward to sitting on a cloud and watching me burn.

T. A. McMahon #fundie #homophobia

“Both heterosexual sins (e.g., fornication, adultery) and homosexual sins (men with men, women with women) result in separation from God.”
So, God is omnipresent UNLESS i have a girlfriend.
Beats the shit out of an apple a day keeping the doctor away…
“A dish on the side means God can’t abide”?
And if i sit in my iron chariot, getting a blowjob NOT from my wife, the omnipotent God is driven away, huh?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I don’t have a blind spot in my eye.”
I remember 6th Grade Science introducing usto the blindspot. I do not recall anything about ‘some people have’ or ‘see if you suffer from’ it’s just the spot where, IIRC, the optic nerve connects. Or the blood vessel, 6th grade was a while ago…
We covered it again in the Navy when I was assigned duties that looked through a periscope. Doesn’t really affect your sight, most of the time, but it is something to be aware off. It’s also when they covered how to tell which eye is our dominant eye.

“Both of them see very well and I am thankful for the 137million light sensitive cells that make sight possible.”
Yes, yes, God is wunnerful.

“Do you have a blind spot in your eye?”
All humans have a natural blind spot in each of their eyes. Usually it’s covered by the other eye’s sight so you don’t notice.

“If you do, I suggest that you see an optician”
I believe it would be an ophthalmologist, if it needs correction.

“and see if he can either fix it, or get you another eye.”
Mighty snarky for someone so deep in the weeds.

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Femoids love to say how they don't put on fake-up for attention or in the idea of trying to deceive men”
Tell me, then, if a woman is in the club with makeup, how many men do you think actually believe she has purple eyelids? Rough percentages, please.

seer #fundie

“Because it's stupid and makes no sense and is overall disgusting.”
Hey! You’re having SEX! You take the overalls OFF for Christ’s sake! If only to avoid tell-tale stains!

Also, removing all the emotional knee-jerking, i tend not to support any form of sex where one or more partners cannot consent to it. We don’t let children or cattle sign contracts, even if they appear willing, because we don’t see them as able to consent. Same for unconscious people, really really drunk people, and so on.

flabbergasted #homophobia #fundie

“I think it is YOU who does not understand what separation of church and state means. It means that the state cannot use the public schools (or the courts) to enforce any particular world-view (which in the Founder's time was called Religion).”
No. It means they can’t promote a single religion. Expanding that to ‘world view’ is dishonest.
You think you can get the Supreme Court to state that by ‘religion’ they mean ‘world view,’ go ahead and file.
But ‘world view’ includes all sorts of outlooks, including racism, communism, socialism, and Flat Earthers.

“The MoCo school board is forcing a particular worldview on its students by presenting homosexuality as innate (which is a belief, not a fact) and 'normal' and 'acceptable.'”
So, your use of ‘world view’ is just a dishonest dodge to get your bigotry instituted.

“You do not get to say that your worldview about moral behavior is ok for the state to support and mine is not.”
If you say your morals are from a supernatural source, yes, we do.

“Therefore, we leave the issue out of the tax-funded forum!”
Nope.

“You see, that is separation of Church and state.”
You’re trying to get that see as ‘opinion and state separation,’ though. That’s not honest.

“ Just because your church is the one of "secularism' doesn't make it any less Constitutionally supportable.”
Yes, it really does. It’s a secular constitution.

Wolf Counsel #fundie

“Anybody who needs evidence to show that life beigins at conception is pro-murder, plain and simple.”
‘Life’ is a word with significance. Don’t throw it around lightly.

Do you mean that every miscarriage should be investigated as negligent manslaughter at the very least?
Child support starts 9 months before the birth?
Tax credit for a dependent starts with conception?
Military members get dependent pays and allowances immediately after they have sex, just in case?
Because twins miscarried, I can stop saying i have 3 children and can say I have five?

Martin #fundie

“Remember, you know God exists,”
No, I really don’t.

“ you simply pretend you do not to live as you choose.”
And you pretend to know me better than I do so you don’t have to actually deal with honest atheism honestly.

“You also have your own god, your will.”
I don’t see it as a deity, and I don’t worship it.
Pretty cheesy definition of god, then.

“That is why there are so many gods, actually as many as there are unbelievers.”
So there ARE unbelievers.

“So we can dispense with most of the nonsense in your post.”
You can’t deal with it so you dismiss it. Very brave.

“As for the Bible contradicting itself, it doesn't.”
It really does. But that’s a problem you ALSO refuse to address honestly.

“That you think it does is just down to your ignorance.”
No, pretty sure it’s because I read it.

“If you want to try to prove to me that I'm wrong, please post what you think is a contradiction and I will disabuse you.”
Who wrote the first five books of the Bible?
Moses, right?
But the fifth book contains his funeral.
Small problem with that one.

Benito aka (paki beater) #fundie

“Can't believe the number of left wing faggots that replied.”
Isn’t that your central bitch? The world’s going to hell without you?

“You're all jews,”
Atheist, but was raised Mormon.

“niggers”
I’m so white i need mascara to cosplay as mayonnaise.
I can trace my ancestry to the Mayflower.

“ and dune coons right ?”
How enlightened a being you must be.

“If you're white then you all have your heads far up your asses.”
Nothing has gone up my ass since last week’s colonoscopy. But the doc was very complimentary about my ‘recent visitors’ graffitti.

But, really, disappointing someone who uses the N-word disparagingly is not a matter of shame for me.

Touch My Tentacles #fundie

“It’s always a sad day when you have to no longer be friends with someone.”
Okay. i can see how broken up you are.

“I will NOT tolerate any ignorance in my life.”
Ignorance? Are you sure that’s the word?

“If you don’t go vegan after I’ve explained all of the forms of torture that they go through,”
So, they HAVE the information, they’re not ignorant. They just don’t make the decision you approve of.

“then fuck you go eat a brick.”
Wow. You really showed me the error of MY ways.

“I have no time for you nasty selfish fucks.”
You hold your ideology higher than our relationship and I’M the selfish one…

“It’s only a matter of time before I cut any non-vegan out of my life completely.”
Um….thank you?

“Ya’ll are crazy baby eaters.”
Mmmm. A Veal Omelet!

“Get that shit away from me.”
Still haven’t this ‘ignorance’ that offends you.

Tradition, Family & Property Student Action #fundie

"Blasphemy is not free speech."
Exactly how would that work?
First Amendment says the secular government can’t treat any religion as the only true one. So any blasphemy law would have to outlaw ALL blasphemy, right?
Blasphemy against Jesus, and Jehovah, and Allah, and Zeus, and Odin, and Quetzalcoatl… All of it illegal.
So you can’t refer to the Aztec or Norse religions as ‘myths.’ That’s blasphemy, saying those gods aren’t real.
And you can’t say that Jehovah is real, because that implies Zeus is not.
So, saying ‘i am a Christain’ would be saying ‘I believe in Jesus’ which is effectively saying ‘Aphrodite is NOT real,’ and thus blasphemy.

namordecai #fundie

“You are making this WAY too easy.”
I just imagine the pigeon, knocking over hte king and shitting on the queen and saying it won the chess game.

“If it functioned, then it is not considered IC.”
IC is not about functionality it’s about development.

“ If we found evidence of a developing ear in the fossil record, and knew that it would did not work until it developed further, that is NOT evidence for darwinism.”
That’s exactly evolution, traits an organism has later using structures it has now.

“ That is evidence of something forming in anticipation of a FUTURE benefit.”
That’s evolution, you fucking moron.

“Blind forces do not anticipate future benefits.”
HAHAHAHAHA! No. But we don’t know about future benefits until they show up. THEN we can see ‘this developed from THAT structure.

“Anyway, you're too ignorant of ID. You dno't seem to get it. Maybe you can follow my debates with other peolpe and catch on later.”
IC is supposed to be proof that it appeared fully function and CANNOT have developed over time. You’re crowing about the opposite…

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho

“ “Who cares if there are maggots?”[…]”
That’s not really defending the maggots as much as dismissing the issue.
But rather than a bowl of maggots, i’d give him a choice, on camera, or testifying before Congress, between two sandwich wraps. One was sprinkled with maggots before closing it up. I imagine he’d balk at even the CHANCE he might eat maggots.

And I’d put maggots on both so that even if he gambled, we’d get the shot of him retching halfway through when he looked down and saw them…

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

“Provorov proved one thing by declining to wear an LGBTQ jersey: The left doesn’t want tolerance.”
Is it the left?
He works for a business.
The business decided (almost certainly for profit reasons) to issue a uniform.
He declined uniformity with the team.
Every single time I’ve worn a uniform, i would be punished for not wearing the uniform.
Fast food, my one season on a basketball team, varsity math team, Navy, dress code for meeting the customer at my current job…
Nothing to do with politics, the boss said ‘do this’ and my compliance was a condition of employment.

useranaon #racist #wingnut

@Timjer #257201

Not even kinda. They were the labor.
And if the White Nationalists insist that it was the OWNERS that built this country, not the actual workers, then by their conspiracy theories, Jews built the country.

Wellington Boone #fundie

““Let me say something that will absolutely blow the gay community’s mind right now,” he said.”
MAN WITH TINY DICK ENERGY TAUNTS HOMOSEXUALS. Not going to blow any minds….

“ “You really have been misnamed.”
You dislike the term. Big fucking deal.

“Just like ‘African-American’ is a misnomer — that’s not a correct name — it’s black American.”
The term was coined exactly to refer to those Americans of African Descent. So, it’s not a misnomer when correctly used.

“ So is ‘gay’ or ‘homosexual.’ What you are, are eunuchs.”
No, they are distinctly not eunuchs. These are people who, in the 70s, came out of the closets and were very big surprises to their wives, sons, daughters…

“And there are many, many places in the Bible where you can see you’re a eunuch.”
Meh. I don’t really care what the Bible calls me, anyway.
MUCH less care what someone who read the Bible wants to call me.
So, what other crimes against the language do you want to try?

"…and then there are eunuchs who were made to be eunuchs by someone else.’”
I know that some slaves were snipped in their youth for whatever reasons, Not sure how anyone was ‘made to be’ gay.

Gerrard Pedersen #fundie

“it was at his church service that a wife brought her 3 days already dead husband in, and the guy got ressurected”
That boggles the mind.
I have a heart attack and stop moving, my wife will leave me there to rot for three fucking DAYS, because there’s a special guest pastor who’ll be at the church on Sunday?
Never mind the absolute bullshit factor of the resurrection, we’re to believe this is someone’s logic?
And have you ever TRIED to move a dead body? The definition of ‘dead weight’ comes up a LOT right there.

Doug Bristow #fundie

“Lady Checkmate:
Agreed. I'll correct that now”
Don’t like the world as it currently stands? Rewrite other people’s copy to suit your prejudice.
And these are the people who take exception to ‘activist judges’ that ‘legislate from the bench.’

anonymous #fundie

“marked by the mark of the beast [aka green 666 by isotope rays].”
So, I have a high school diploma.
I also spent 20 years in the Navy working on nuclear weapons and riding nuclear powered submarines. Took radiation training every fucking year even on shore duty.
This isn’t even magic, this is stunningly stupid.
You think that radiation will write a numeric tattoo on someone’s hand?
Oh. Wait. Was this an episode of Danger Mouse?

hopemail #fundie

"I said, 'because evolution’s premise is the repudiation of the existence of G-D.”
God doesn’t like lying liars.
Evolution is science.
Science is silent on the supernatural, to include the gods.
Evolution says nothing about God, you guys make it a ‘ride or die’ stance that Genesis has to be literal history.
And this is why YOU look stupid in debate.

“he gives them the belief system and arguments to discredit wishy-washy counter arguments, probably assigns a personal imp to plant thoughts and words in times of debate.”
We don’t need magic coaching, you idiots just throw bad science, stupid history, piss-poor logic, and absolutely made-up probability statistics at the fan and claim victory.

“'I asked him, 'you ever heard of a creationist binding the evolutionist's demon before engaging the evolutionist?'”
Yes, I believe that if a witchdoctor tried to bind my demon THEN engage me in debate, I’d back away quickly. NO sudden moves, NO loud noises, hands close to my sides to protect my fingers…

"and, at the same time, ask the HS to give you the thoughts and words you need.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. God did fuck-all during the Crusades, the Holocaust, Trump’s insurrection, the fire in Notre Dame… But, sure, he’ll help you win a debate on science when you show up with a magic spellbook. Good plan.

lightwave #fundie

“Death only applies to things created on day 5 and after, with the "breath of life".”
Yep.
Biblically, only those things that have had their first breath, through nostrils, have the Spirit inside, and are living things.
So Noah didn’t take any insects, plants, spiders, fungi, fish, etc.
This is why the Bible isn’t usually taken seriously on questions of science. Especially biology.

But it does solve the abortion debate. To Christains, it’s not murder until one-breath after they reach this end of the birth canal.

Good job!

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Why women shouldn't be allowed to drive:”
Three years ago, my wife called an ambulance because she thought I was having a heart attack. It’s a mile and a half to the hospital, cost about $3100.
When i really did have a heart attack last year, she drove me there. For free.
Your argument, whatever the fuck it is, is invalid in three thousand one hundred ways.

useranaon #racist #wingnut

“I mean is it really irrational to want an American to be the president of America?”
Depends on your definition of ‘American,’ really. Is it rational? Or racist?

“How is it irrational? his people didnt even build America”
Yes, they did. They EXACTLY did. As Michelle mentioned, ‘their people’ built the White House. They built plantations. They pretty much built the South as we know it. People that certain Americans didn’t think of as White Americans (Irish, Italian, Chinese, Jean) built the factories, the railroads, the roads…
America is as much their product as yours.
And they were born in America. So they’re Americans.
They fought in our wars, even when the rights they were protecting weren’t afforded them.
You’re in the wrong, by every measure.

YeshuMarine #fundie

“Guys, we have all of the evidence and Logic in our corner.”
All I’ve asked since I left my first church was for a reason to believe in your god. Evidence or even a good argument.
I get horrible logic, bad history, worse science, stultifying probability math, and people blame me for even asking the question.

“ We've got Theism as the Philosophically default position.”
No, the default position would be what babies believe before they’re trained up by their culture. Which is a lack of beliefs.

“Atheism has been belittled to nothing more than merely a Psychological phantom in the rearviews of the Christian mirrors.”
Belittled means ‘to be made to feel small.’
Atheism has no feelings, it’s just a stance on one single question.
And you’re not terribly different. You don’t believe in Zeus, Ishtar, Inanna, Marduk, Odin, Raven, and 3000 other gods. I don’t believe in the same list, plus one more.

“We've got all of the evidence that Evolution thought they had in favor of YECS.”
Evolution is not atheism.
Plenty of people who believe in one or more gods accept the evidence for evolution.

“So in effect...we have nothing to prove.”
See, this is an example of the piss-poor logic i get instead of a reason to believe…
You’re making the supernatural claim, but you can’t back it up. Therefore you just announce that you don’t have to.
Which is fine. Unles syou want to force any other people to live as if they believe you.

“The Atheists need to prove Evolution to the YECS.”
If you don’t have to prove your superstition to me, I don’t have to prove that reality trumps your superstition. The science is available. Study or ignore it.

“And once we counter your arguments, Acceptance of the truth is the necessary action to proceed, not a denial of the truth as is usually occurring within the threads. Otherwise...well you know what happens other wise .’
Yes, YECs stick bananas in their ears and whine ‘I can’t HEEEEEEEEEEEEAR You!”

IFA_MTBL #fundie

“Considering killing myself in front of my parents if I don't get my first girlfriend and sex by 21″
And what are they supposed to do to stop you? Buy you a whore?

“I hate them for having me and not raising me to be the best I could be. My father coddled me too damn much.”
Yes, that evil fucker…

“I can't do things for myself all the time. I'm too weak and ugly and spineless.”
Spineless people don’t typically commit suicide. It’s a tough instinct to overcome, not wanting to die.

“A good dad puts his kid into sports, whips him into shape, and teaches him to be a true, masculine man.”
Hmm. I taught mine to respect other people, including women, to think for themselves, and to avoid toxic masculinity.
They’ve all been laid.

“My dad didn't do that. My stepmother has more balls than he does.”
Oh. Then ask HER to buy you a whore.

“It would be an act of revenge, to scar them for life.”
Unless you chicken out and then can’t look them in the eye for the rest of YOUR life.

“ If they really loved me like they claim they do, they would not have had me.”
That’s incoherent.

Glenn from PalmBeach #fundie

“You also have to remember that Noah lived over 900 years. Imagine the amount of children you could have in such a lifetime.”
Three. He had three sons.
Which makes me think Ham was gay…
I mean, Noah was a sailor. We’re positively schizo about gays. They’ll make jokes ALL DAY LONG about wanting dick, but if they realize that ten percent of the crew is probably gay, and we’ve all seen them naked, they go absolutely snakeshit.
So, Ham saw dad naked. Shouldn’t really be a problem, Noah’s the one who made wine and got sloppy drunk. It’s his fault. But Ham had four sons. In many cultures, this would make Ham much more manly than Noah.
Which, again, wouldn’t be a problem, but when Noah realized that his gay son saw him naked AND had four sons, Noah cursed The Fourth Son. The one who won any competition for Ham.
Absolutely NOTHING my kid can do would make me curse my grandkid. So this is the ONLY thing I can think of that would make Noah take that step. Caught Ham jerking off one of the bulls or the horses, or something? Or just watching an Elephant’s hard-on and jerked to that. Hard to be specific.

BornAgain123 #fundie

“FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to.”
I’d look you right in the eye and say I don’t share your superstition, have a nice day.

“Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then.”
Dud, you’ll still be here. Pretty sure you violated Titus 3:10 and you’re not going to be raptured.
Which means you’ll be among the disappointed out burning churches and blaming whoever DID get taken up for being Satan’s agents.

Infernal #fundie

“Atheist and a Christian couple is technically interracial”
Words have meanings you blithering idiot.
You could have used ANY description, such as ‘in my opinion’ or ‘effectively’ or ‘in the eyes of my teddy bear’ But you said ‘technically.’ And interracial describes two or more goddamned races.

And ‘an atheist and a Christain couple’ is a threesome.
Did you mean an atheist, and a Christain, together as a couple?

Lookismisreal #sexist

“Femoids are considered to be the gatekeepers of sex,”
THEIR sex, yes. YOU are the gatekeeper of YOUR sex, which is why you don’t have to stick your dick in women that are too experience, too race, too age, too weight.

“where instead of having sex with your looks match, bitches would go on to have endless sex with genetically superior males,”
Isn’t that how it’s supposed to work? Sex with the fittest for the fittest offspring?

“Just ask yourselves: Why should thousands and thousands of innocent men be deprived of their sexual needs?”
They fail to attract a woman.
Pretty fucking obvious.

“It is nothing but an injustice of the highest order.”
No, not really. You aren’t the catch, so no one tries to catch you. There’s no injustice involved in coming in second or third or 8 millionth in the race. You just got outperformed.

“Sex is every mans fundamental right,”
Dude, i’ve been married for 40 years and i still don’t think i have a RIGHT to her sex. You’re just stupid.

“regardless of the man's appearance or mental state.”
You’re saying that slow people have a right to win races, no matter how slow they run. ’at’s not how it works.

“And most importantly, ask yourselves this: what did a species, who are incapable of rationality, do to deserve to choose who they want to have sex with?”
Women are not a separate species you incredibly stupid fuckstain. But they own their own vagina, so they get to decide if they share it and who with.

“Men should be the ones who should make that decision for femoids.”
That’s slavery or rape, depending on the details. Neither of which are popular in society right now.

“Because unlike cumrags, men are rational, intelligent and have very good reasoning skills.”
So, you’re a woman?

“ Which is why patriarchal societies where the pinnacle of human existence.”
And why women keep cutting off their dicks while they sleep….

Deeper #fundie

“The Bible is the God-breathed revelation of Himself,”
Sorry, but the Adulterer’s Bible disproves that.
Humans made the mistake, humans found it, humans stamped out all the copies. No sign that God noticed, or was displeased, or lifted a fucking finger about the contents.

“and for you to put what YOU THINK above what is right and what God said is completely and utterly wrong,”
But, I’m real.
I have my own thoughts.
You may have a voice inside your head, but it’s not affecting my thinking…

“it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Christianity.”
No. Hovind and Strobel are making mockery of Christainity.
As well as Ken Ham: https://www.deviantart.com/keithvii/art/Atheist-Vs-Christain-1000210918

And, really, it doesn’t help that so many Bible stories read like Florida Man anecdotes.
“Galilee Man tries to cure someone else's schizophrenia by driving a herd of pigs to their deaths. "

John Horvat II #fundie #magick #conspiracy

I think if someone as smart and powerful as Satan was behind AI, we wouldn’t get have any problems getting what we want.
I mean, a Lamia is common enough, I wouldn’t have to detail the negative prompts, “NOT a woman with a separate snake, NOT a woman with facial scales, NOT a Medusa, NOT a half-woman/half-octopus, NOT a sphinx,…”
But NOOOOOOOO, I have to make 40 attempts and STILL don’t get what I want.
AI is too stupid to be Satan.
But I can see why it’s a threat to believers…