“Military is the cuckiest whiteknightish shit men can do”
Aw, did someone tell you you might have to accept an order from a woman if you enlisted? Poor BABY.
“Incels are especially targeted by fucked up normies who tell us to "find purpose and get our shit together" by joining the institution that aims to turn your life into their disposable tool to further their interests and purpose.”
Quite the opposite. By the time you’re deployed in the field, they have spent quite a bit of money on training you. You’re an asset, not a bullet sponge. The whole point of the training is to ensure you survive. As Patton said, the goal is not to die for your country, it’s to get the other guy to die for his…
“We're perfect fit to die for bigger picture, right?”
No, not really. You’re a choice recruit to be a suicide bomber, but not a soldier, sailor, or Marine.
“If it was a movie wed find redemption sacrificing ourselves for some Stacy so that her cunt can live on and benefit many Chads to come.”
No, sweetie. Watch the movies again. You would die for the other members of your squad to seek redemption. But if you refer to ANYONE at your command as ‘a cunt,’ the movie gods will have you die because of your stupidity. Like GI Jane, at SERE, the guys who ignored her orders and set off the trap.
“Even normies take that fate hoping heroism can lift them to alpha status before dying.”
No. I’ve seen true alphas, they don’t aspire to the status, they just take command. Whatever their level, whatever their responsibility, they just take over and do the job. Captain, XO, Master Chief, or First Lieutenant, they don’t wait to be told what has to happen.
“Fuck that, I aim to die alone with no purpose at least knowing I never benefited the lives of Stacies Chads or normies in any way.”
Door’s right over there. I hope you at least plan to come out of your basement so your mom doesn’t have to find the body.
“That's my happy ending, well not happy but not as bad as knowing my death was done in their service.”
I would bet you’re not an organ donor, either. Not because of any religious strictures, just to spite anyone who MIGHT benefit in any way…
“Purpose is for tools.”
No, function is for tools. Purpose is a goal. Tools don’t have goals.
"Normans can go put in effort into their military careers, they love to lead and follow anyway.”
Yes. Which is why my military retirement is pretty much paying my mortgage and a car payment.
“Either way there might not be any real fighting or dying but only normans appreciate having another stupid norman in a position authority telling them what to do.”
And by totally denying anyone ever telling you what to do, you’re going to die alone after being of absolutely no use for your life, huh? And that’ll… What? That’s going to show us?
Hmmm. I served, got laid in a foreign port, met my wife, had three kids, and the Navy career directly led to my civil career. And you… Avoided some woman giving you orders instead of head.
Thumbs DEFINITELY up to you, you winner!
“And if it's Chad then they are besides themselves in awe.”
Chads aren’t real. Alphas are not what you think. Women are way, way better than you’ll ever admit.
“Just to structure their stupid lives. Morons.”
Yes, yes, a surface vessel traveling around the world is a fully paid tour of prostitutes, and you’ve avoided all of that, Genius.
"I feel so bad for every incel who got pushed into this shit.
The advice is given to you out of utter disrespect and condescension.”
Doesn’t make it bad advice.
“Even worse than therapy cause it requires so much more involvement than just paying normie salaries.”
Yes, yes.
Forced to get into shape.
Forced to wear a uniform that ALMOST guarantees attention from women.
Forced to work at any city’s headquarters for women of monetarily negotiable virtue.
If deployed, forced to sit through a lecture about the places in town most likely to involve the deepest vices. Take your notebook to this training so you can make sure to get directions to the sleaziest bars, the easiest women, the cheapest booze… To avoid it, of course!
“So where DO they sell this… Rum Punch, sir? I want to see an off-limits bar… in Minecraft.”