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David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

“Pants on women are adulterous in nature, and cause men to lust and sin.”
No, Davey, you being lustful is what causes you to lust. It IS possible for adults to look upon women, however they are dressed, and not plan to sleep with them.

“Jesus made this clear in Matthew 5:28, "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."”
Yes, the sin lies with you, not the woman.

“Women who wear pants deliberately cause men to lust, and commit the sin of adultery.”
You can show that women choose their dress with this intent? That it IS deliberate and not just you being a sexist pig?

“It is this spirit of fornication which has caused tens-of-millions of unwanted pregnancies in the United States,”
It’s really hard to cause pregnancy if she’s still wearing the pants, Davey.

“Rock-n-Roll, Big Band, and the roaring 20's are much to blame.”
Just put the blame anywhere except on the male dick, huh?

“Along with these swingy types of music came dancing, one of the biggest sins of all.”
I kinda remember a kevin Bacon movie where they listed a bunch of Bible verses about dancing being a good thing…

BrideOfChrist #fundie

“IMO,”
Your two cents isn’t even worth the price of a penny.

“secularlists won't denounce the theory because that would mean there's a possibility that God existed.”
Dude, WITH the theory there’s a possibility of the gods existing. Any and all gods. Evolution != atheism. it’s not a requirement or a product of the theory.

“Darwin birthed a religion with this theory.”
No, he fucking did not.

“Go to any atheist/humanist blog or message board, and Darwin is always, without fail, listed as their #1 hero.”
Link to three atheist sites, please, that list Darwin as #1 hero.
Link to ANYTHING that defines ‘having a hero’ as a sign of a religion.
You are without credibility OR a clue.

Wasabi #fundie

“Guess what, peeps? I'm getting out of FF.Net.”
When I get tired of posting on a site, i tend to just leave. Not virtue signal with a big speech about WHY i’m leaving. Certainly not writing bible fanfic about what anyone else is going to see…

“…by forcing me to retaliate out of fury instead of actual spiritual conviction.”
FORCED, simply FORCED to retaliate. Not like you could take a deep breath and not hit ‘post’ until tonorrow…?

“And that's just not on!”
Sounds like you have no self control.

"Well, let me tell you this. Receiving Christ from a fear of hell is a heck of a lot better than not receiving him at all!”
I don’t think so. It’s like DARE.
If your motivation is fear, then once you lose the fear, you lose the motivation. Once you find out that DARE overstresses the dangers of a drug, you stop caring what htey say about ALL drugs.
The more Christains I see that ignore what Christ told them to do, the less of a shit i give for Christainity.

"At least, through that fear, you're accepting the truth of the matter,”
No, you’re accepting the threat as credible.
Not as a truth that’s been proven.

“So repent! Discover for yourself what true freedom feels like, and don't disassociate yourself from the concept of hell just by saying it doesn't exist.”
Ah, still gotta present that threat. It’s really the only thing you guys have going for you, isn’t it?

“ Invite Christ into your heart and overcome even the possibility of a devastating afterlife in His name."
Been there, but Christains drove me away.

“PS: Also, could people stop exercising the term 'fuckwit'so liberally, please?”
I thought you were just talking about freedom a minute ago, now you want me to censor myself for your tastes in vocabulary. Fuck all the way off.

"It's the very embodiment of Neanderthal argumentative intelligence summarised in one unnecessary expletive,”
It’s a word, not an argument. It’s not even an ad hominem.

“ and contrived by the resident troll.”
I’ve been using ‘fuckwit’ since long before the internet, fuckknuckle.

Terry Hurlbut #fundie

“Extraterrestrial microbes pose no threat to the creation model.”
Yes, they really do.

“I maintain, after consulting with one whose opinions I respect, that a large amount of water, mud and rock escaped into space on the occasion of the Global Flood.”
If you’re going to take the Bible literally enough to believe in the Flood, then you have to take it ALL literally.
There is no ‘space’ as such in the Genesis model. There’s water. God created the firmament to form a bubble, an inside-out snow globe. Separated the Waters Above from the Waters Below. The sky is a solid arch. It rests on the Flat Earth.
The sun, the moon, the stars, the planets, all roll around inside the sky.
They’re all about 400 miles above us at the highest. Trips to the moon alone disprove the creation model. Probes to the other planets disprove the creation model. SPACE disproves the creation model.

"Some of it splattered onto Mars. That the mud held microbes is not a stretch.”
Yes, it really is. Mars is a light up about as far away as the moon and the sun. Anything ‘splashing’ that high would just drip back down.

Mama Ain't Playin' #transphobia

“Reply to a clearly satirical article”
I don’t think that the satire can be clear enough for people who are intent on thinking the worst of everyone outside of their tribe; and think it’s pious to be offended.

I still run into people who are upset about the kitty litter in some of our once-proud schools.

no1nose #fundie

“I am still very much convinced that Evolution is simply an idea in some people’s minds and not the reality of the natural world.”
Good for you. Does your mommy know you’re on the computer?

“It is no coincidence that it parallels Christianity so closely - this was where Darwin stole most of “his” ideas.”
So, wait. You think Christainity is real…but something COPIED from Christainity is not real in any way at all?
Seriously, is there an adult where you are?

“Both Evolution and Christianity are about the transformation of one species into another.”
No, they’re not. Young Earth Christainity is all about ZERO transformations between species.

“ For Christianity it is the creation of the new man.”
Unless you consider ‘dirt’ a species, you’re way, way, way off.

“Darwin’s scenario begins with one member being different at birth.”
No, not really. EVERY member is different at birth. That’s how reproduction actually works.

“ This follows Christianity as Jesus was different – being conceived by the Holy Spirit.”
No, that’s nothing at all like evolutionary changes to a population.

“In Evolution this “mutation” gives the individual an advantage in survival.”
Well, sort of. A very, very slight advantage.

“Having been raised from the dead proves that Jesus was a survivor.”
No, being DEAD for any amount of time means you’re NOT a survivor. Words have meaning! Does Mommy ever show you a dictionary?

“Finally in evolution the member of a species are not like this new individual becomes “extinct”.”
If that were true, we’d only have one species of whale, one species of elephant, one species of gazelle… No. This is wrong.

“This too follows the Christianity in that those who do not accept Jesus are lost.”
I’m an atheist but i have three kids and a granddaughter. I’m not extinct.

“ Please note that none of these ideas are self evident in the natural world.”
Wrong again, fuckwit.

“ They are read into it by our preconceived ideas.”
As above.

“Even if I am completely wrong - evolution itself points to Jesus as mankind’s savior.”
Evolution is a naturalistic science. No sins, no saviors, no woo.

“ We can easily see this by asking the question “from an evolutionary point of view who will transform and “save” mankind?””
From an evolutionary point of view, no one needs saving.

Dinesh D'Souza #fundie #pratt #elitist #mammon

Corey R #fundie

“The Big Bang THEORY”
And with the simple push of a CAPS LOCK button you display your complete inability to grasp science.

was developed to explain creation.”
Well, there were several observations made that the hypothesis was attempting to explain.

“ It is a theory by those who deny biblical creation.”
No, it’s a theory in science, which is naturalistic by definition. Meaning no woo, which Genesis depends upon.

“For those that deny and assume themselves wise, they must if wise come up with an alternate theory. Thus the big bang theory.”
Nothing in any science theory requires one to be atheist. You’re talking right out of your ass.

“The universe is indeed infinite and never ending.”
Feel free to show this is a fact… Without appealing to science, since you discount the entire discipline.

“ There was a comment in there that if a belief is held that something is infinite then we must give proof. Someone finite can not give proof of an infinite universe because being finite (limited) we cannot prove the limitless as we neither created it or saw it.”
Then how do you now it’s infinite?
Seriously, just asking for you to explain what (other than an anonymous story of magic) tells you that it’s infinite?

“This is not proof that it does not exist just because you cannot see it. If you look at your chest you cannot see that you have a heart because it is beyond your view naturally.”
By Babe The Blue Ox’s Shiny Balls that’s a horrible example.
I have other means of detecting my heart.

“Though you know you have one because medical science has shown it.”
Yes, so comparing it to the edge or the infinity of the universe is kind of stupid.

“ And if you still dont believe you can go get an xray.”
Actually, my cardiologist sent me for an EKG, an MRI, and a Coronary Angiogram.
So, whole new question. What tells YOU that the universe is infinite, if it isn’t science?

“We also cannot see beyond the limits of the strongest telescopes. So does that mean that the universe stops where technology allows us to see.”
You’ve made a positive statement, and all you can do is tell us why we can’t know that your statement is true.
You’re a wanker.

Stoic Patriot #racist #crackpot #moonbat

“Last I checked, they were on the winning side of the war and got freedom from slavery. Maybe they should stop being aggrieved by a name.”
Well, it’s honoring racist traitors the country that fought against the military that’s currently stationed there. So, not just THEM being aggrieved.

“Which is totally not at all what tarring people who don't want to rename the forts is doing at all, right?”
Yes, but if they champion the traitors, they feelings aren’t really all that important, are they?

“Letting the losing side honor their dead is how you make peace.”
considering confederate graves to be military graves is honoring the dead. Naming ships and bases after the losing side is not typical post-war behavior.
No Allied Military vessel is named after Bismarck, Rommel, Yamamoto. Or Benjamin Arnold.

“Deciding to knock that over is how you open old wounds. Duh.”
That’s an interesting position to take. NAMING the base after a Confederate is opening an old wound, but you think they should, what, get over it?
Well, slavery lasted 246 years in the US. The Confederacy lasted 4. Seems pretty clear who should get over themselves.

SMCC1 #fundie

“No one needs birth-control pills to live or even to be healthy."
Incorrect, Moosebreath.
Women can die of being pregnant.
Women can die in childbirth.
The states used to publish the mortality rates of women due to pregnancy. But since Roe v. Wade was overturned, many red states stopped publishing the stats. Too frightening. Made the state look EEEEEEEEEEEEEvil.

fangedpussy #sexist

“Would men eagerly date and have sex with young teens, children and even toddlers if it were legal? I think yes, definitely.”
Dude, I don’t even want to sex my wife’s former high-school students.

“The fact that most every man adores loli hentai and bemoans the fact that 'irl lolis' are off limits.”
Support this as a fact. Show how almost every adult male who is not on the sexual predators’ list feels this way.

“The fact that men constantly bring up ages of consent in different countries when e.g. a young girl is raped in Japan”
I have no idea what comment sections you’re perusing for this to come up regularly, much less constantly.

“The fact that sex tourism targets countries with an epidemic of underage prostitution.”
People willing to spend money to get laid in Phuckett is NOT a sign of what ‘most men’ want.

“The fact that schoolgirl uniforms and ddlg are the most desirable kinks.”
A desirable kink? Desirable for whom? Seriously, who says ’I’m into busty French women smoking Cuban cigars, but damn, I wish I was into Peruvian girls wearing Japanese Schoolgirl uniforms…? What the FUCK makes a kink ‘desirable’? Either it’s a turn on or it’s not…

“The fact that "innocence is sexy".”
I have seen adult women pull off that demographic.

“The fact that men openly state and imply that it isn't morality stopping them from fucking kids en masse but the law.”
Imply? That means the OPPPOSITE of stating openly? So, that’s in your head. I don’t think this is a fact that supports your premise.

“Please discuss.”
You’re a MAP. You don’t want to change to not be a MAP, but you want all of society to change so they don’t TREAT you like an icky predatory pedophile, so you want all men to admit to being on your side.
Die In A Fire. Slowly, over quite a bit of time.

Goodbook #fundie

“I told my cousin who was at the age where she was into harry potter”
What age is that? My whole family read the books at the same time. After my and my wife’s retirement from the Navy, my kids in grade school…

“you know if Harry had just forgiven whats his name and let go he wouldnt have had to go through all that trouble.”
I hope she kicked you in the nuts. Harry’s attitude had nothing to do with Voldemort’s actions.

“If someone killed your parents you dont go out and destroy them you just trust the Lord to avenge for you...”
It’s ‘to avenge you,’ not ‘to avenge for you.’
And I’m pretty sure the Christain message is that YOU turn the other cheek, period, end of sentence. Not expecting God to satisfy your need for revenge.
But the book’s plot was putting Harry in danger no matter how little he wanted to avoid Morty…

“She then said oh yea lol.”
She agreed with you? Huh.
Do you have any actual cousins?

“Then there would be no story.”
Argument failed on the first board you flogged it on, huh?

“But I think the whole point of it was to get people interested in witchcraft and trained up into it, well at least making it attractive.”
Except that this isn’t witchcraft or wizardry. It was just a magical setting. It certainly didn’t ‘train anyone up’ in casting spells. Just dropping semi-Latin puns.

“Thankfully my cousin wasnt obssessed or hooked into it, but I would see children that were and got into darker things (i worked in a public library, i knew all the occult books they had)”
For a librarian you have pretty shitty spelling.
And most of the people i’ve ever seen ‘turned on’ to the occult don’t go to the library. They go to a New Age bookstore, or the Internet.

And I really don’t see anyone reading Harry Potter and then having the attention span for an actual book of Shadows…

007 #fundie

“HA!I'm not the one who thinks we came from monkies!”
Neither am I, or any evolution-accepting person.
But it’s stupid(1) to think that this is what evolution says.
And you’re stupid(2) for spelling ‘monkeys’ that way.

“Answer me this them,Mr. Knowitall.How did the two monkeys that we came from know to evolve at the same time?”
Hey, stupid(3), that’s not how evolution works.

“What if the female monkey evolved first,did she have to wait around until the male monkey finished evolving from whatever they were before?”
SHould probably count this as (4) but it’s just doubling down on (3).

“Did she have to say to him "hurry up and evolve so we can make baby humans together"?”
And (4), evolution isn’t voluntary, or planned.

“Yeah,creationists are the stupid ones.lmao!”
Yes, you are. Stupid, ignorant, wilfully underprepared, and you should be embarrassed.

MoreLikeNo #conspiracy

“I think it is foolish to dismiss any theory, no matter how ridiculous it might appear at first sight,”
But ‘theory’ already suggests a certain degree of support. I’m inclined to dismiss hypotheses, stories, anecdotes, wild assed guesses, and ‘i saw it on TV’ if they’re offered without support. Like any time Bonespurs says ‘people are saying’ rather than referring to an agency report or a newscast.

“without looking into it (after all schoolkids came to their teachers and told them what's going to happen on 9/11,”
Got evidence for this claim?

“doesn't seem like a ridiculous theory now).”
Well, yeah, it does. NOW it’s no longer a theory, it’s the past. It MAY be an interesting past, or it might be a more selective recalling….

Rick White #fundie

“If we are, as the Evolutionists claim,just another animal in the struggle for survival what could we possibly use as a moral restraint?”
As an atheist, I believe that everything written in your Bible comes from men. What did they use to come up with those morals? Just don’t say ‘cuz Gawd,’ you’re done.

"What could we possibly use as a guide to what is right or wrong?”
Empathy. Enlightened self-interest. Loving my neighbors as much as myself.

“So,yes there is a connection between evolution and social evils.”
Nonsense. We evolved as social animals. We evolved morals so that we could live together in groups, which is our defense against the wolves. Societies that adopted morals that benefited the most members progressed, selfish societies did not.

“A good example would be Nazi Germany and the social Darwinism Hitler espoused.”
Hitler, the Catholic, banned Darwin and burned his books. Try again.

“ There is no way he could have accomplished what he did without the underlying philosophy of Darwinism.”
Nice lie. Historically disaccurate, though.

“If a man is taught and believes that he is just another animal in the struggle for survival,he will act accordingly”
And if he thinks God will forgive his excesses whenever he asks, he’ll also act accodingly.

EL KABONG #fundie

“Any questions?”
Yes, do you wear clothes? Those aren’t natural.
Wear glasses? Hearing aids? Use a cane? Take any medication that you can’t lick off of a mushroom? Not natural.
Live in a tree, a cave, or something that’s not…natural?
Ever watch TV? Use this computer? Listen to music played by people who are now dead? Guess what, bumbles….?

Socratism #fundie

Esther #fundie

“Why should we want to know WHY they believe it?”
Because that’s how it works. Every textbook that says ‘this being lived 59 million years ago’ they also explain how they know this.
Science doesn’t just make shit up, they tell you what told them that.

“What if they have some good argument Im not smart enough to think up an argument against? It seems dangerous to listen to them.”
Oh. You’re afraid that people who are smarter than you are manipulating you? THen…why do you listen to any religious authorities? What if you’re just not smart enough to see what horrible liars Kent Hovind or Ray Comfort are?

“Dont get me wrong I love this life and I think its a precious thing. Its the most precious gift God has given us.”
So maybe God gave us science?

“But who cares if science has made us live longer or made us more knowledgable.”
He said on the internet….

“ In the kingdom of heaven we will know all things and live forever.”
Okay, you’re a coward. Stew in your own ignorance, then. Just don’t pretend it’s a superior position.

“All that does is make the bible look wrong.”
Well, yes.

"Wouldnt we all be better off if we just accepted the answer to everything is that God did it so we can get back to living our lives for Him as He intended?”
No.

eaglex #fundie

“ I say if we are attack with nuclear weapons”
Yes, because responding to terrorism by throwing nuclear fucking weapons is a rational and measured response. And not a war crime.
Once the nuclear countries detect a missile launch, they’re going to fire back.

“our subs should have stanking orders to destroy their cities.”
Subs don’t really have ‘standing’ orders. They cover specific targets IAW the president’s plans. EITHER we target and strike or we don’t.

“Their holy places would become smoldering ruins .”
And then our cities would become much the same…

“We should attack not only Mecca and Medina but Tehran ,Damacus, Libya and any other muslim city that is attacking us.GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
Kinda hard to prove that a city attacked a specific target.

Tom lessing #fundie

Conservapedia #fundie

“Mainstream scientific journals discriminate against this point of view for "lack of evidence",”
More to the point, the evidence we have argues AGAINST this.
It’s not ‘discrimination’ it’s flat out not accepting woo in a journal about science.

"despite large amounts of Biblical evidence backing this theory.”
It’s not a theory, it’s a story in a book.

Klaus Arminius #racist

My great grandmother grew up on the Apache reservation. For years she just told everyone she was part Apache because she thought it would be cool. I think i was about 16 when someone working on the family tree was unable to track down this ancestor and Grandma admitted she’d just made it up.

Sarah Palin #fundie

“Teach both. You know, don't be afraid of information.”
So, same logic for teaching Communism as well as Capitalism?
Islam as much as Christain?
Catholicism as well as Baptism?
WOKE history as well as what the books currently teach?
Just how dedicated are you to ‘not being afraid of information’ are you?

mylifeistrash #sexist

“Attention "normies get laid and have girlfriends" copers.”
Cope?
This isn’t cope.
This is THE standard by which incels measure success. We have ascended. We treat women with respect and they let us touch the fun stuff.

“It's coming for you. The monster that is hypergamy.”
A tiny little event that rarely occurs and you guys think it’s the entire gender’s natural state. Yeah, I’m more worried about a Great White Shark in my bathtub.

“Now chad-lites are settling for landwhales.”
A new fictional level of ‘men who are better than me’ but taking away even ‘the women I’m too good to fuck.’ As if it was you rchoice….

“You cannot beat infinity.”
No. Given enough time, any odds will win out, however small.
But.
The risk of hypergamy is not a percentage chance. It’s a specific condition, despite you projecting it across the board.

“You cannot beat biology.”
That’s funny, since you’ve never attracted a partner. All that you CAN do is beat your biology.

“Women do not lower their standards, ever.”
The incel ability to define, describe, or understand women continues to hover at or below zero.

Wolfcounsel #fundie

“I do.”
Then, maybe, fuck off?

“I have a huge problem with the communist shit monkey being able to get the office of the President.”
But you’re a racist, so who cares what problems you have?

“I did not serve this country for 20 years so communists or Muslims could have a way of life here,”
Yes, you did. We tooked the same oathiness. To support and defend the Constitution, which guarantees freedom of speech, religion, and all sort of things. You UnAmerican POS.

“and much less to hold public office.”
Reread the oath we took.

“You do-gooders out there who beg to differ, keep on begging. I have nothing to answer for.”
Except a violation of your oath. I mean, right hand up and everything, right?

Joyb0218 #fundie

“If polygamy becomes legal,”
Multiple bonds between consenting adults…?

“how long will it be before beastiality becomes legal.”
There’s no slippery slope. People arguing against interracial marriage warned that it would lead to bestiality. Didn’t happen.

“A few years back I read a story about a woman in the UK that married a dolphin.”
Okay. First Same Sex Marriage i was invited to was 1982. Decades before it was legal in any state. They can have the ceremony without the actual license if they want.

“Seriously. When does it end??!?”
There’s no slippery slope.

“Oh, right. When Jesus physically comes to reign on earth. And boy o' boy, that can't come quick enough!!!!! Come Lord please!!!”
Yeah,. he’s only 2000 years overdue.

Steve Kellmeyer #fundie

“Viewed in this light, we can see that atheism is simply a form of racism.”
This will come as quite a surprise to my family…

“This is actually not surprising.”
No, pretty sure they’ll express surprise.

“Atheists tend to be eugenicists, which is to say, they tend to be racists.”
By ‘tend’ you mean that you saw one connection, one time, and paint all atheists with that brush?

“Christians do not wish to “breed a race of thoroughbreds”, as Margaret Sanger urged. American Christians may have enslaved blacks, but English Christians, and subsequently American Christians, were also at the forefront of the abolition movement.”
Which clearly shows that you can’t paint an entire demographic as a monobloc, huh?

“Catholic Christianity invented the orphanage, the university and largely invented the hospital. Because Christians who live Christian Faith care for the well-being of every man, Christians improve every man.”
A few people burned at the stake for heresy might quibble, here.

“Contrast this to the atheists, who simply write off large segments of humanity as insufficiently well-endowed by genes or circumstance, unworthy of the social resources necessary to maintain them.”
Right now it’s the Christains who insist that the Bible welfare system is ‘if you don’t work you don’t eat.’

“For a logically consistent atheist”
A logical chain you cannot show….

“altruism enables mediocrity.”
No.
For a logically consistent person who accepts evolution, altruism enables maximum viability.

“There are people whose best will never even approach adequacy;”
But who gets to decide what’s adequate, that’s the question.

“investing resources into these people is a dead loss from an atheistic economic perspective.”
Not even close to reality.

Bosco #fundie

“dreamviews is full of fucked up people man,”
And you’re NOT fucked up. I can tell because you have so many different ways to express yourself in the common tongue. You fucking fuckknuckle fucker.

“ps there is a god fucking deal with it ass”
I have to say, if I ever get the objective evidence to support a belief in the divine, it’ll be my opening statement, not a post-script.

“pss”
Post-script-script?
It’s PPS. The script you write after the post-script is the post-post-script. Ass fucker.

“if i get banned for this good ridden,”
Good riddance?

“they should really ban fucking athiest non believers like you”
I am athy, but I am not the athiest person I know.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot

“It has been said that history is HIS-STORY (that is, God's”

Reminds me a lot of Trump with ‘people are saying.’ Pure bullshit.

aspata #fundie

“God doesn't let us suffer so much.”
God’s omniscient, I’m told, so he would be aware of the suffering.
God’s omnipotent, I’m told, so he’s capable of alleviating the suffering.
God’s omnibenevolent, I’m told, so he should hold ALLEVIATING THE SUFFEERING in the highest regard. Nothing should be more important than his infinite mercy.
And yet, children suffer because other people screw up.

The god i’m told to worship is a dick.

Seth #fundie

“The fact that marriage is the union of a man and woman is the law of nature, not the law of "old school moralists" or religious extremists.”
So,where does one note this ‘law of nature,’ then? Where do we find marriage if we don’t have human cultures?
Legally, it’s a very specific partnership, with a skedaddle of precedents for joint ownership, joint responsibilities, stuff like that there.
Gotta figure, if marriage was ‘a natural law’ there’d be no need of a license or a prenup.

“In fact it is what’s normal.”
Normal does not mean ‘exclusive,’ though.

“Nature requires a man and woman to reproduce.”
Depends on the species… I mean, if you’re going to bring ‘nature’ into it, there are LOTS of different configurations for this.

“ Two of the same sex just won’t do it – sorry, but that’s a fact.”
There’s a species of lizard that is composed entirely of females. They practice gay sex from time to time and have offspring. Your natural ‘law’ isn’t even a suggestion.

“And ideally, this union is the bedrock of a family.”
Guy at the next desk over from me is sterile. He’s got a wife and two kids. Another desk over, he’s got a son from a previous partner (no marriage) and a son from his current marriage. Lots of ways to bedrock a family.

“I understand that a minority of people want to redefine this because it's nice to make people feel better or feel normal or included, but it's superficial because nature says it’s not normal and it’s narrow minded to suggest that gay marriage doesn't affect the majority of the population because it affects our children.”
Okay. I’m in an interracial marriage, and I can only HOPE it also affects children, to see that it’s normal and not be judgmental fucks. But what were you saying?

“It IS important to defend traditional marriage because this "redefinition" of what's normal, becomes a part of our kids’ environment and it's counter to what most of us want to teach or want for our kids.”
I could really give a fuck. Seriously, it’s not MY job to make MY life choices to match YOUR prejudice. Whether it’s my wife’s race, education, age, careers, religion, or how often she thinks of a pun before I can…

“Demonize me if you must resort to that,”
Meh. I’ll just ignore you. Far worser.

“ but the law of nature is on my side”
No, it’s really not.

“ and is stronger than anything pro-gay marriage forces can concoct.”
Wrong again.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

He’s now claiming he’s smarter than I am because his manhood is not circumcised…
Let’s see. Speeding. Open container. Refused a field sobriety test. Rejected the cop’s authority. Has a gun in the car while, I assume, on parole following Domestic Violence prison vacation. Suspended License. Towed car. Weekend in jail.

Meanwhile, i’ve never even been asked to get out of the car at a traffic stop. Usually gotten a warning OR ‘thank you for your service,’ and a warning.
But HE’S the smarter thinker… Schmart Guy.

kerri #fundie

“Whereas, we have written accounts of the life of Jesus Christ, and His ressurection, done by either eyewitnesses themselves or written from interviews with eyewitnesses”
The gospels are anonymous, written sixty or more years after the events they supposedly record.

"which you claim to not be extraordinary enough evidence....”
SOmeone wrote that a miracle was performed. Writing is not extraordinary. SAYING a thousand people witnessed it is not a thousand corroborating accounts.
The whole thing could be the work of one man. No magic required.

“In a court of law, which theory would be more acceptable as per the full and total evidence, if looked at with no bias?”
Historians don’t typically accept anonymous accounts.

LoneWolf1984 #fundie

Someone had a similar justification for misspelling ‘athiest’ on the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible forum.
So if spelling is connected to respect, then he couldn’t complain as i got into the habit of spelling it ‘Christain.’

Rover #fundie

“The natural universe appeared from nothing.”
No one says that but creationists trying to dismiss science.

“Since the universe is all that naturally exists (matter, energy, forces, space and time) whatever the first case was must have been super-natural.”
HOw in the fuck does that follow?
Everything we know that exists in the universe is natural, therefore we add the supernatural because… what? That’s where we want to end up?

“Since the universe hasn't always existed, the first cause couldnt have been in operation eternally but was the chosen action of a free agent.”
Okay, you pull supernatural out of your ass to solve a problem that doesn’t actually exist, then you make it an intelligent supernatural agent. Because reasons.

“Since the universe is massively large and full of unimaginable energy, the first cause must have been unimaginably powerful.”
Pure poppycock.

“Since the universe is finely-tuned to support matter, energy, life, etc, the first cause must have been immensely intelligent.”
So, just a prolix attempt to define god into existing.

“Since the first cause created time, the first cause must itself exist in an eternal state.”
As above…

“So, the first cause (or Creator) of the universe was a super-natural, personal, Omnipotent, Omniscient and eternal Being. That's God.”
Oh! My! Your logic chain has gone from your premise to your premise!

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

@Citizen_Justin #261801
WHAT? You think Anonymous is a SOCK PUPPET?!?
Shocking.
THis is my shocked face. I swear.
SURELY SL could have come up with a pseudonym, given a couple of hours head start. Maybe by punching the keyboard?

Shamgaur #fundie

“Atheists:”
Hello!

“Is evolutionary theory concerning the origins of a man really science?”
This is a question for biologists, mate. I’m not an atheist because of evolutionary theory.

“It seems to me that the fossil record is not favorable for scientists”
Just because creationists can shoehorn the facts into their theory does not actually make the actual science any worse.

“ and since real science requires firsthand observation...”
No, it does not.
If this were true, CSI could NEVER get enough evidence to convict unless there was an eyewitness.
It requires repeatable observations. Everyone doing radiometric dating gets the same result. Everyone counting tree rings gets the same result. Everyone examining fossilized tracks identifies the same sort of animal.

“Well, we certainly haven't obesrved this accidental transformation, did we?”
False snark based on a false premise.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

@Shirogane #261782

Exactly. SNL once tried to do a parody of Dukes of Hazard, but no matter how outrageous they made the plot, stunts, dialogue, it still came out looking like a Dukes of Hazard episode.
Lampooning an incel would be a similar tail chasing.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“The problem is that it's not what the Bible says.”
You did notice that Jules is a bad guy, right?
The whole fucking POINT, as I see it, is that all sorts of bad people justify their bad behavior as being IAW the Bible. Some misquote it, some just make shit up. The Sarge in the early Sharpe novels, constantly making shit up and saying ‘Says so in the bible!’
Frankly, Davey, your constant bitching about how the courts should have let you treat your wife, because of scripture, seems, to me, to be closer to Jules’ performance than, say, any movie saint’s.

lilsheltie #fundie

“IN heaven, we have mansions to live in, we have beach/vacation houses etc”
Why?
Those are the trappings of materialist success. Capitalism gone turbo. We’re in PARADISE, why would we need 40 rooms, one of them Escher’s ‘relativity’?
We were made for the Garden. WOuldn’t a rational Heaven be more like Eden?
But this is a selling point for Christain recruiting…. Suffer NOW, get riches and wealth LATER, i SWEAR.

Dreidel1913 #fundie

“I think you've got it backwards. Atheism is a religion”
Um, no.

"which is trying to pull the wool over our eyes by pretending its doctrines”
What doctrines are you imagining?
I don’t believe any gods exist. Done.

“are affirmed by evolution,”
Evolution does not promote or require atheism.

“ thus giving us the FALSE illusion that Atheism = Science.”
I’d day more that atheists read more so atheists are open to the actual science.

"In this endevour, they seek to monopolize evolution as their own, which is completely arbitrary.”
No, there are theistic evolutionists.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

Oh, yeah, read the whole thing. It’s a downward spiral of stupid, with screeching self-justification that does. Not. Work.

“Stupid fuckin' FEMALE cops!”
I got this far before i suspected he had gotten a ticket or worse from a police officer.

“I get pulled over this weekend”
Imagine my surprise…

“I was doing maybe ten over”
So you WERE speeding.

“and it doesn't matter anyhow because I am a GOOD driver “
Oh, you were a delight to pull over, weren’t you?

“Men do not answer to women!”
Hmmm. I don’t think i’ve ever been pulled over by a woman. But I’ve worked for a chief who was a woman. And a Lieutenant. And the XO of my first shore command. And, of course, I answer to my wife all the time.
Pretty sure if a woman cop pulled me over i’d pay a lot more attention to her badge than her vagina.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“Someone Said: "I was a Christian for 25 years."”
Okay. Between 8 and 20, for me, depending on what you mean by xian.

“Ray Answers: During your time as a Christian, did you know the Lord?”
I believed. Just the way i was brought up. I lost faith in the church,but kept looking for God.

“If you say that you did know Him, you are admitting that God is real.”
No, it’s not. If i THOUGHT i knew him, my faith was sincere. That’s not evideence it was correct.

“If you say that you thought you did, then you didn’t, and you were never a Christian.”
Okay. YOU are the one to make that call, huh? You have the divine discernment to test my soul for Christain authenticity?
A teeny bit arrogant,but then I’ve seen your other arguments, bananaman.

“You faked it all that time.”
Nope. I was sincere.

“ But you are not alone. Many, if not most atheists have had false conversions and that’s why they are so adamantly anti-Christian.”
False conversion? Oh, to atheism? Make up your mind, i was really Christain or i’m not really an atheist?

“They heard a false gospel that said that Jesus gives joy and peace and fixes problems, and when what they think is Christianity didn’t deliver the promised goods, they became disillusioned and often bitter.”
Not even close to what my experience was, you lame idiot.

professor #fundie

“By the way, fossils of sea critters are found on mountains”
And huge salt deposits,too.
Himalayan sea salt.
Salt flats, salt deposits, indicate a HUGE amount of water being trapped in a location for a LONG, LONG time. Not the first month of the Flood.
Because the creationist model requires the flood to churn all the earth to build up the strata. So, where did the salt come from?
Most geologists can account of a body of water being trapped,evaprated,and salt being built up in a huge deposit… The Flood, as a single event, Cannot be the mechanism for water climbing that high, then evaporating over years, with more water being added, over years… Himalayan sea salt, the pink stuff, disproves the Flood entirely.

WorldGoneCrazy #fundie

catsix #sexist #psycho

“And if you do that with no intention of having sex with the guy, you’re the asshole, not him.”
Actually, there’s room there for both to be assholes.
People can change their mind.
I have had sexy fun times and after penetration, my partner has said she doesn’t want to do this any more. I stop. I pull out. I do not shout ‘past the point of no return!’
If she says no, and you don’t stop, it’s rape.

4RAB.GUY #sexist

“Incels are by definition an oppressed minority"
No, sweetie. Women won’t touch your peepee with a ten foot pocket pussy. That doesn’t alter your ability to get a job, buy a car, join the military, dine out, or anything else. You can probably even get a birthday cake for losing your virginity.

“ What's the definition of an oppressed minority ?
An oppressed minority is a small group of people who face unfair treatment, loss of rights, and cruelty from a dominant group.”
Unfair? Sex is not a ‘fair’ issue. People choose not to fuck you.
You don’t have a right to anyone else’s sex.
And not giving you the sex isn’t cruelty. It’s natural selection.

“So incels by definition are an oppressed minority”
No, they’re not.

“- The reasons :
Incels face unfair treatment from others who regard them as a misogynist dangerous group”
You associate voluntarily with a group of guys who talk about taking women’s rights away and fantasize about throwing acid in women’s faces. Who lionize mass shooters. Treating you as dangerous misogynists is not prejudice, it’s having an attention span.

" but will they condemn all bad apples from all groups ?”
All groups? Yes, rape is bad, taking rights away is bad, mass shooting is bad. What other group lionizes Saint Eliot?

“Will they condemn all Muslims because some of us do bad things ?”
You mean, the way you condemn ALL WOMEN because a few made your fee fees hurt? STFU.

“Incels are also mocked for their virginity (that's why virgin was and still is used as an insult),”
We’re all mocked for our virginity, I did not turn into a violent misogynist becasue of it, though.

“ they are bullied by more successful men too, not only women
Incels don't have an access to basic human rights (Love and sex)”
Those are not rights. You cannot demand love or sex from another person to fulfill your right to ejaculate.

“When people deny the holocaust, others call him a bigot for denying the genocide that happened to another oppressed minority at that time (jews),”
Do you know of a non-racist reason to deny the Holocaust?

“but when someone deny that incels are oppressed, everyone won't have a problem with that and will support this by telling us "women don't owe you anything",”
Because that’s a truth.

“ now i'm not saying both are the same thing,”
You just brought the two together as a comparison. Do you know what a comparison is FOR?

“ but they share a similiarity, that opressed minorities SUFFERED, it doesn't matter how much a minority suffered compared to another one, both suffered at the end of the day”
Yes, yes, you not getting a cheerleader forced into your bed is JUST LIKE being genocided because of your religion. Yep. Sure.

“the difference is the way people deal with them as i said, the 1st will be supported, while the 2nd won't and instead demonized”
Because you’re a whiny little fucking misogynistic self-centered shit, whose suffering is NOT anything like a genocide.

MySweetLordJesus aka VenomfangX #fundie

Now, what's important to note, more important than the fact that they were wrong, is just how wrong they were. You see, they were wrong by a factor of a few million.”
Why is that important?
I mean,if you can disprove all the evidence that leads to the current scientific model of Earth’s history,that’d be impressive. But crowing about just HOW different the two narratives are… Why is that an important note?

“They thought [different types of dinosaurs] lived millions of years apart, they turned out to be living at the same time.”
Oh. Wow, you can find stegosaurus bones that show the dentition of a t-rex chewed on them? Or lions? You can SHOW that these species were all living together?

"Wow.”
Sounds like you’re overimpressed by some unsupported claim, really. How did you prove this to be wrong?

“Now, if they're wrong about the man-from-monkey thing, hoho-boy! That's a bad mistake to make.”
Except no one says ‘man from monkey’ you illiterate goon.

“I mean, if God made us in his image, and you think you came from a monkey, that is a baaad mistake to make, I mean that's baaad.”
Yes, you keep repeating yourself. But If i can stand honestly in front of your god and say ‘this is the evidence i found for the stance I took,’ and YOU are next to me saying, ‘i filtered the evidence to match a book someone said that you wrote…’ Well, maybe I’m not the baaaad one?