Timjer

@Timjer

Dude, for all his flaws, Homer Jay Simpson is still an infinitely better human being than you incels can hope to be. There’s a reason why Marge Bouvier chose him over her other suitors, such as the rich douchenozzle Artie Ziff(?). Not to mention Homer cares deeply about his family, has lots of friends, actually has wooed several women (but always remains faithful), and made something with his life. Plus despite his usual stupidity, he’s surprisingly talented in some areas when he wants to.

All in all, Homer is NOT an incel or anywhere near it.

Edmund_Kemper and various incels #sexist #psycho

If these creepy & psycho dumbasses somehow got fictional Ghost Powers, I’d respond by getting myself either Shinigami powers (to exorcise them) (preferably Benihime), Hollow powers (to devour them for strength) (preferably Los Lobos), or Quincy powers (to destroy their very esssence) (preferably The X-axis); all from Bleach. Still can’t decide which, however.

Woodchuck99 #racist

“Those who do not learn from history force those who do to see it repeat.”

This, this is why I think holocaust deniers are utter scum and why proper education is so friggin’ important. Because I am genuinly terrified that with the orange monster’s idiocy (and that of his brownnosers), we’ll see another world war break out for the same asinine reasons as the previous ones. Innocent people didn’t sacrifice themselves just so you jerks could start it all over again!

And yes, as a child I was repeatedly brought on tours to old holocaust forts & museums by school. We visited the Anne Frank house once on a field trip, and they made it abundantly clear how inhumanly terrible the WWs were. ESPECIALLY for those who didn’t want it, and got stuck in between. We also visited the site of the Battle of Ypres once, and the tour guide didn’t mince words on how terrible those soldiers, victims of mustard gas and all, suffered. But of course, how could you ever know or empathize? Living in willful ignorant comfort, mocking those who suffered so you could thrive.

TrustChristORGoToHell! #homophobia #conspiracy

Anonymous mother, Judge Kara Pettit, Salt Lake City prosecutors #sexist

Seriously? What is wrong with that power-mad, misgynistic judge?

I mean, intent of the drunk mother aside, I saw my mother nude plenty of times as a kid when she was in the bathroom showering or grooming and I just happened to need to be there too. You don’t see me being traumatized by it…

Besides, say what you want but technically toplessness in women shouldn’t be considered nudity. It’s not like they’re showing their genitals and men are also topless so often. Do I like seeing a fat man’s moobs? No, but you don’t see me harassing such people in public.

…You know the prudishness of breasts in front of children reminds me of this joke: Breasts are like model trains; meant for children, but the daddy’s play with them.

Minister R. A. Artis #fundie

The angel could hear the Egyptian father weeping over the dead body of his firstborn son. Go'El departed Egypt leaving death in his wake, knowing that the freedom of the people of God had been secured.

…Fuck your “god”. And fuck you.

Yeah, I know this is pretty much an actual biblical story, but it still takes a special kind of douchebag to portray the murder of innocent children as a good thing.

Minister R. A. Artis #fundie

@Skide #26323

My biggest problem is that, even considering the source material they work with, they tend to be very badly written(*). With one dimensional characters at best and more strawmen caricatures than acceptable. Shame, cause the likes of Darksiders, Bayonetta, Lucifer, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and even Doom all show that a Biblical setting can make for some good pseudo-fantasy stories… Even though I personally prefer Greek or Norse settings for such things.

But anyway, I can think of a lot of other deities, cosmic beings, or god-killers who I would love to see beat the crap out of the evil bully that fundies tend to worship.

(*)Even actual theatrical films like “Left Behind” or “Legion”. Granted, I never saw those, but the trailers themselves told me enough.

…Eh, could use some more bathtub-soaked Leviathon. Points for effort, though.

P.S.: Am I the only one who recongized two quotes here from characters played by Sir Ian McKellen?

(((((SunDog))))) #fundie #conspiracy #quack #dunning-kruger

Meanwhile in the real world, sane people & real scientists are working hard to keep us farther from the dark ages you moronic nutjobs keep venerating.

Sam #quack #conspiracy

I should probably feel bad for saying this, but imbeciles like this deserve to die from a massive tapeworm infection or something.

mrrodriguez44 #sexist #wingnut

@Bastethotep #26208

If a woman would only be faithful to me because she fears cheating would result in public shame and/or eternal damnation, not because she is loyal and genuinely loves me, I would never consider her girlfriend material in the first place.

Exactly, couldn’t have said it better myself. In fact, I might go even further. If I would somehow become unable to please my girlfriend/fiance/wife anymore (for example an injury that makes me lose my “equipment” or something) I likely wouldn’t even hold it against her if she were to cuckold me, such as with a prostitute. As long as she’s honest about it and doesn’t go behind my back, of course.

Yes, I am open to be in an open relationship with someone. But that does go both ways.

Say what you want, but IMO possessive love is inherently selfish. True love is selfless.

Alexander Stavropoulos #sexist #psycho

…You know, I’m normally not an advocate for capital punishment, but I’ll happily make an exeption for this psycho scum.

But let’s not forget, incels are not murderous scum and instead are the real victims here! /s

janeknowitall1 #ableist #quack

I’m not going to waste too many words on this piece of shit (only skimmed through it anyway). But if what I have is considered brain damage, then I’d rather be brain damaged than be like most of the “normal” a**holes quoted here.

“Normal” is HIGHLY overrated.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

…I know it’s David J. “Dirty Mind” Stewart, but has anyone ever figured out why he’s so obsessed with pants?

I mean, we all have our fetishes, sure, but you don’t see us shoving them down your throat in every unrelated conversation! I’d probably make an example with myself here, but I’m a bit too shy for that.

Subhoban Rana and Kunja #fundie #psycho

There are no words for this evil…

Just-… this is why I often think that, inherently, religion does far more harm than good. And I’m an atheist who normally thinks that religion is not pure negative.

Rachel Celler #quack #conspiracy #fundie

SIGH

Look, Rachel, it’s clear you’re a dumbass. And while thinking Vaccines can have (biological) side effects (related to the diseases they prevent) is not entirely unjustified, I’ve 110% had it with you morons claiming they cause Autism. I could go on a massive rant, but I’m just going to say it only shows you imbeciles have no idea what Autism actually is and are being incredibly discriminating towards those that do have it.

Candace Owens, Conservative Firing Line #wingnut #conspiracy

If just trying to fix the (more and more) fascist USA and truly make it great again makes one a “communist”, then quite frankly it makes Communism look a lot more appealing. And I’m not even a Socialist.

Patriotic Veteran #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #25771

Same here in (northern) Belgium, haven’t seen a milligram of snow this winter yet. And normally we do.

Off Shore #fundie

badpunsinagoofyfont #homophobia #transphobia

@KeithInc. #25510

At this point, me thinks they’re all closeted scat fetishists that project their own desires and self-hatred upon homosexuals.

incelistan81 #sexist #psycho

@DarkPhoenix #25351

I’d say even Captain Planet villains have far more depth to their motivations than this douche has.

Izayacel #psycho

Funny; the things I’d like to do if the law was gone are pretty much the exact same things I do anyway. Except perhaps I’ll add illegal downloading to that, but that’s it. No, the only things stopping me from doing all that I desire are my own insecurities. And in some cases reality itself (such as wanting to be a mage in a fantasy world, or exploring space ST style, but I digress). But certainly not the law or general ethics.

Why, it’s almost like a large amount of humans aren’t murderous & psychotic scum like incels are!

Seriously, give me the Infinity Gauntlet or something, and I swear upon everything dear to me, I still wouldn’t want to hurt anyone! Even the orange monster, despite my fantasies, I still wouldn’t kill because that’s just not who I am. Maybe give him some bad luck or something, and a micropenis and baldness, sure, but that’s it. No, I’d probably use that power for harmless, selfish entertainment and maybe even clean up all pollution and increase our food supplies.

Just because you have power to abuse doesn’t mean you should.

Lisa Renee/ES team #ufo #fundie #crackpot

…Did somebody spike my coffee with something this morning? ’Cause for the love of god, I feel like I should be able to read this but not a single word of it makes sense.

Lisa Renee #ufo #fundie #crackpot

Honestly? This sounds like something just grabbed random scifi and fantasy words and names and threw them together all, well, randomly. The individual words I recognize, but together they make no sense at all.

Ap0calypse #sexist

@Bastethotep #25233

Trust me, I know perfectly well how you feel. Part of me would love beyond measure to find my soulmate and spend an eternity with her, and to escape that (romantic) loneliness I feel. Sometimes, I kinda even feel incomplete, you know? The other part (my depression) sadly doesn’t think that I’d be worth her, that I cannot possibly give her the happiness she’d give me. Which is a big part (but not the only one) why I’m so afraid to actually go out and try to connect.

But enough about me, let’s continue mocking incels and other fundies, shall we?

I’m pretty sure it is psychologically impossible for normal, sane humans to have any empathy for incels and their inability to not be narcissitic psychopaths.

There, ffy.

Fidelbogen #sexist

So what? Is this dumbass trying to sell feminism or (badly) disgrace it? Because Laurie Penny is completely right here. And this is coming from a male.

David Miller #wingnut #racist

“Trumphole”? Bleh! Why did you put that disgusting image in my head!? Now I’ll need to use some brain bleach, preferably something strong and incomphrehensibly eldritch.

Aubrey Huff #sexist #racist

Being forced from their home shithole to a foreign shithole is hardly something people will appreciate, dumbass.

Sam Walker #magick

Much of our music and art and knowledge was brought back by few who could access the realm of where such exists in the 4th dimension

So does that mean that the likes of Star Wars, Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, TLoR, One Piece, Bleach, DragonBall, etc. are not invented by sheer, overflowing creativity but rather experienced and brainlessly copied from their own existing realms? I don’t know what to think of that, tbh.

I mean, multiverse theory does state that it’s possible everything can exist in their own separate realm. Pretty sure Vulcans even call it “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations”. But I somehow doubt the OP even understands that. And that’s even ignoring the nonsense that we somehow can not create, only copy, but others can, despite them also having “just” brains.

It does sound awesome though. Forget space travel, if we wish to leave this sinking ship full of nutjobs, idiots, and jerks one day, all we have to do is ~~invent~~, I mean, copy interdimensional travel and voila! The hardest thing to do will be to determine a desired destination…

Arc_Unreal #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

For crying out loud! The petition for the US government to build their own Death Star was a friggin’ joke.

Granted, with the orange clown at the helm you cannot be sure anymore, but regardless, the DS can only destroy nearby planets not distant stars anyway.

"G. V." #wingnut #psycho

EVERYONE! Stop putting words into my mouth! I’m not justifying any racism or nazism here, ok!? I’m also not saying the US politics is “very black & white”, either.

And yes, VB has racist supporters like every right-wing party does. I don’t like them for that alone anymore than you do, and they’re not my first choice to vote for either but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still becoming very popular here.

Besides, we also have very agressive and violent people supporting our left-wing parties, including those who send powdered letters to the homes of rival politicians. Does that mean all left-wing parties should be condemned too on principle?

For crying out loud! I just tried to clarify some stuff (as objective as possible) for my fellow FSTDTers, how did that possibly turn into such a shitstorm directed at me!?

@Lucilius #24612

Okay, I admit that came out wrong. I’m really not racist myself (ask any fellow FSTDT regular), and I don’t agree fully with VB either, I only tried to say that, yes some things some members of VB say can border on racism. It’s only that how racist it is depends on who you ask here.

…I really hope I’m not digging myself deeper here.

Look, we’re a country of a dozen parties here, ok? Not even on a single 1-diminsional spectrum but somehow on a 3-dimensional one. It’s not as black & white as the US political system is and even I don’t fully get who stands for what here anymore.

FFS! What do you even want me to say? I only tried to condemn this stuff here while adding some extra background!

Oh, yeah, I remember that incident (mostly).

Tl;DR, some neo-nazi a**holes people did a Hitler salute inside a concentration camp memorial. The biggest controversy is wether or not they are connected to a right-wing political party (Vlaams Belang / “Flemish Interests”) here.

Now, before anyone says anything, VB is not “alt-right” (by US standards) and is usually not as racist as people portray them as and does have the decency of distancing themselves from racists and neo-nazis who support them. Of course, bad seeds can be found everywhere. Regardless, they’re really growing in popularity lately due to years of left-wing incompetence, which I honestly can’t really disagree with.

David J. Stewart #fundie

I'm not some religious nut, I'm a normal person.

…WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S. Michael Houdmann #fundie

Eh, TBH, as much as polyamory sounds nice, it’ll probably be a bit too exhausting for someone as asocial and introverted as me. But, even then, why should I care who loves who? There’s nothing immoral about that, far from it. We need more love and less hate.

Besides, to be honest, I do kinda envy the extra love polyamorous people get and recieve. So I’m open for it, but probably just a relationship of three, no more.

Also;

Marital love is pure, faithful, committed, and yes, jealous. Just as God is jealous for the worship that only He is worthy of

Isn’t envy (and pride) one of your deadly sins, dumbass?

Vice President Mike Pence #wingnut #conspiracy

Dpareja #moonbat

I mean, he’s not entirely wrong that the US needs to be held accountable for all the crap it has made everyone else go through… Especially the current leadership. But overthrowing the entire regime? And putting all past leaders on trial? Yeah, that’s a bit crazy.

Whitney Ellenby, “Autism Uncensored: Pulling Back The Curtains” #ableist #psycho

I can’t even get through this text’s beginning without feeling like strangling the OP slowly, but consider the comments here, the rest seems to be even worse…

Honestly, I don’t know if I should be enraged and homicidal after this, or just become apathetic towards humankind… The former seems to be the appropriate reaction, but the latter is probably better for my mental health.

William_Gillesq #fundie #wingnut

Oh, piss off, ya c*nt! The world’s lungs are literally burning down as we speak and your narcissistic a**hole of a leader is so desperate to start WW3 so he can have his legacy! And to spite everyone.

And it’s all because of you “REAL born again Bible believing Christians” are just way too prideful (your worst sin, btw) to admit you voted for the wrong person! If anyone here deserves to burn in Hell it’s you evil monsters and your false idol (Trump).

So yeah, FUCK OFF!! I’m 110% done with showing you sociopathic jerks any kind of empathy or even basic politeness anymore. I swear, I don’t want to put all christians and/or religious people in the same boat, but you people are really pushing my dedication to my own morals.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #conspiracy #racist

@checkmate #24308

Hey! As a Stargate fan (who’se not a misogynistic jerk) I take offense to that. SGU and to a lesser degree SGA ended too early, yes, but still, the 3 Stargate shows had some very good stuff in them, such as nice worldbuilding and overaching plots, good character development, nice action scenes… I think I even like it more in general than Star Trek, but not as much as Star Wars.

Roger Marks #fundie

HueHueBr #crackpot #sexist

It is virtually impossible for a normie and absolutely impossible for a foid to understand blackpill.

Well, duh. Considering half of what you incels say are made up words that make no sense at all, no wonder nobody understands you. If you want to be understood, try not being edgy and speak in normal human tongues!

ExpiringAspirin #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

“foids, chads, blackpilled, bulepilled, looksmaxx, stacy, statusmaxx, gymmaxx, Sugar Daddy Hyper Chad RoidMaxx Wheaties Golden Boy,…”

You know, I’m going to say something to incels I wanted to say for a long time:

HUMAN LANGUAGES, MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK THEM!?