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Tim Pool & Yeonmi Park #conspiracy #wingnut

FFS! Just because we don’t want to be ruled by corrupt fascists like Trump does not make us oppressive communists like the Kims! I mean, how does one even make that leap of logic!? Do these people even live in the same reality as us!?

Besides, how does one even equate “corporations have power” to “this is communism”? Do they not realize that corpo’s are the very antithesis of communism (outside of outright fascism)!?

HOW DO YOU FUNCTION!?

I’m sorry but insane troll logic like this being spouted with 100% seriousness just infuriates me because I simply cannot comprehend it!

Archangel Michael via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

@AlpacaLynn #93764

Yes, but it best works if it’s a comfortably warm bath, for some reason. Obviously demons from infernal hell would be more comfortable in freezing temperatures…

Ra via Carla Rueckert & Don Elkins #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Ra, I’m pretty sure Kurt Russel killed you by literally throwing a nuke into your face. Your credibility is VERY low.

So, unless one of you “higher-tier” aliens can actually give me a fully functional replica of the Destiny herself (in her prime) to do with as I please, I’m not listening.

Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Yes, yes, Trump. We all knew you are a racist piece of crap nazi already. You don’t need to keep emhasizing it…

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@Skyknight #93702

Don’t get me wrong. Games like Pokémon, Animal Crossing, and Minecraft and such are still great and belong in the world to be enjoyed by everyone. But somehow methinks that they don’t fit FFG’s definition of “family friendly”…

@Anon-e-moose #93723

Hmmmm, if Paul and his minions would ever manage to get past the first boss in Dark Souls, and continue without giving up in frustration or shit their collective pants in terror, then I’d pay to see their reaction to the “Amazing Chest Ahead”. Praise the Sun!

Whatever you say, mister Emprah. I’ll just be here being happy and enjoying my “ungodly” yet groundbreaking video games (such as the ME: Legendary edition, God of War, RE: Village, AC: Valhalla, Witcher 3, etc.), while you and your “family friendly” games can fade into obscurity like they should.

Seriously, Emprah Paul, I’m not bothering deconstructing your drivel because the its the exact same thing every time: “Waaaaaaah I’m being opressed because minority groups who disagree with me exist!!!!”

P.S.: out of morbid curiosity, I’ve visited FFG to see their “reviews”. My lord, are these people actually being paid for this? Ignoring questionable stuff like them giving Skyrim bad reviews (as in “Hell turned into a video game” and “I drew the short straw of reviewing it”) giving TV shows a “graphics rating”, and their layout being ugly AF, their reviews are just very badly and uprofessionally written.

Abstinence_inspires_millions #sexist #fundie #kinkshaming

an0ncel #psycho #sexist

Donald Trump #crackpot #wingnut

Donald Trump does not understand the basics of the First Amendement; yet he became president anyway just because he’s white (and I use the term loosely), loud, rich, and racist.(*)

America, what is wrong with you? Really?

But seriously though, I highly doubt Trump’s lawsuit would even go anywhere. Even IF you ignore the fact that he currently has dozens of lawsuits against him, there’s still the fact that the very reasoning his own lawsuit is based on does not hold any water. Trump was banned by a few companies from using their services because he violated his side of their mutual contract. It’s as simple as that.

(*)The hardcore Republicans, they’re all loud & stupid these days. But since Trump is the loudest and stupidest one of them all, he’s considered their god.

DonReynolds #pratt #racist #wingnut

But the land itself was not won on the battlefield. Control of the land is ceded by TREATY […] often with the payment of money and other subsistence.

Soooo, if I stab you in the leg with a knife so you can’t flee, then point a shotgun at your head, and order you to give up your house in exchange for 5 dollars or else I’ll blow your head off, that would be prefectly legal, right?

Hey, you said it, not me! So let’s try it out on you and your fellow Faux News goons.

Various participants #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #93286

Put any single fetish into this argument, see the results.

Hmmm, let’s try it.

Lactation fetish?
"Tasty yummy mommy milk. Anybody denying attraction to breastmilk is living a lie."

Fart fetish?
“Tasty yummy gas. Anybody denying attraction to flatulence is living a lie."

Vore fetish?
“Tasty yummy stomach acids. Anybody denying attraction to being eaten alive is living a lie."

Yep, seems like it works. If it were up to me, I’d show these pedo’s fetishes that would make even them cry out to mommy!

…Yeah, I’ve kinda spend too much time on deviantart in my life. I mean, I try not to kinkshame (we all have our quirks) but some people could realy be less open about their fetishes…

@kuyohashi #93373

Evidence enough that you don’t need to Isekai to a lovecraftian horror story to find a place of darkness where no trace of humanity exists. And should you ever enter its unholy domain you’d find yourself unable to leave with your sanity intact.

@Sanix #93308

I don’t know what’s worse, tbh. That these are actual pedophiles acting like their natural selves, or just edgelords trying to sound worse than the next for fun…

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Those companies (rightfully) banning Trump from their services for breaking the Terms of Service (by posting hate speech and attempts at insurrection) does NOT make them enemies of America or free speech.

Let me guess, you’d be all for it if those companies banned Obama and Biden for merely disagreeing with Trump, right? F*cking hypocrite…

Prussian Society of America #racist

KBS & DarienX #conspiracy #psycho #racist #wingnut

every time I see video clips of "unaccompanied minors" in shelters it makes my blood boil.

Then why the FUCK do you want Trump to separate migrant children from their parents and put them in camps!?

DanteLivra #sexist #wingnut

Feminists: Women have the right to hit men, rape men and steal from men.

…Said no actual feminist ever. And your imaginary strawmen obviously don’t count.

Go ahead. We both know which one of us is going to be arrested.’

You do know that such a mentality is the exact opposite of actual feminism, right? Feminism means men and women should be treated according to the same standards. Which means that women should not be given priveliges men don’t have (kinda demeaning to women, if you ask me) just as much as the opposite.

See, this is why chauvinism hurts men just as much as it hurts women. Dumbass.

Varg Vikernes #wingnut #crackpot

Is it weird wording? Sure, IMO it is. Does that alone make Norway worse than North Korea? What the hell are you smoking!?

Seriously, get a reality check!

To koniec #crackpot #sexist

Blonde hair is failo on men

incredulous…Since f*cking when!? I mean, incel talk about how being less than 6ft or not having a massive jaw or third leg makes one subhuman is already incredibly stupid but at least makes some amount of (microscopic) sense. But I’d bet my head on it that blonde hair is the exact opposite of “undesirable” in men! I mean, the “tanned, blonde, musclebound adonis” is a sexual archetype for a reason…

This is just beyond stupid even by incel standards.

Paul A. Byrne, M.D. #conspiracy #quack

Yeah, I’m no surgeon, but I’m pretty sure that’s how none of it works.

While I admit I have heard of very rare cases of patients with locked-in syndrome being mistakenly declared dead (although I’m not sure how accurate those are); there tend to be a lot of rules and procedures to avoid such a thing happening. And even so, it’s not like every single organ donor (or any of them, really) is still alive as they’re being cut open. At least, not in civilized countries.

Not to mention that you have to legally consent to be an organ donor, do you not?

Various contributors #crackpot #psycho #sexist

…I really hope the feds are keeping tabs on this “debate”. Ugh, I feel unclean reading this, and I just took a shower already.

Buck Master, former Business & Estate Management at Pro Se Litigation #fundie

@SpukiKitty #92870

I can actually see that happen.

Jesus would refute the stupider stuff the fundies spew and demand that they care about the downtrodden and less about what Joe & Dave’s sex life or little Billy’s choice of entertainment.

Honestly, scenarios like this make me wish Jesus would show up already like the doomsday preaches keep saying. If only to hear Jesus tell them to their faces “you’re wrong, you’re assholes, and none of you is going to be raptured to heaven like this”.

Anonymous Coward #31302805 #crackpot #dunning-kruger

All I learned from this is that anonymous coward here apparently doesn’t understand anything. And is even proud of it.

Ravyn Phoenix Dove #fundie

Socrates #crackpot #wingnut

Why do I feel like what this idiot means by “liberalism” is actually “anything and everything to the left of fascism"?

Because news flash, dumbass, it’s usually your precious fascism that causes future dystopias in fiction.

It’s a revolutionary movement. A revolution. An overthrow.

Oh, you mean like how you facist stormtrumpers tried to overthrow the democracy in januari?

…Look, I don’t like throwing strong words like fascism around like how stormtrumpers throw liberalism and communism around. But come on! These douchebags ARE blatant and proud fascists!

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut

distantmajin & various contributors #ableist #crackpot #psycho

If you can euthanize a dangerous animal you can euthanize a dangerous human.

Except that a disabled person who has most of their life stolen from them by greedy assholes such as you hardly qualifis as “dangerous”…

Brett Stevens #ableist #wingnut

At Some Point, We Will Have To Admit That The “Conservatives” Are Parasites. After all, they willingly perpetuate a system where they gain all the wealth gained by the back-breaking hard work of everyone else, people who are ultimately left with hardly anything.

distantmajin & various contributors #ableist #crackpot #psycho

While I personally think that being homeless is a terrible fate, there IS still hope for them, ya psycho. It just takes most of you right-wing fundies to actually try to help them (not even personally, just do something to reduce the chances of people losing their homes) instead of hoarding all the money and wealth and kicking them while they’re down!

So, yeah, you’re not really talking about euthanization. You’re just psychopaths who want to kill the poor for your own amusement.

Buck Master, former Business & Estate Management at Pro Se Litigation #fundie

“Fundie is utterly alien towards the concept of humor, part #986465″.

Jesus is real and conquered death, unlike those that would like to believe in concocted characters from Krypton who could not even overcome Kryptonite.

For a demigod, Jesus was rather easily tortured to death by mere, primitive mortals. Supes on the other hand, is technically a “mere mortal”, yet most full-on gods could not even wound him, let alone kill him.

Seriously, the great thing about Supes is that, no matter how godlike his power is, he still sees nothing, no person and no task, as beneath him. He will always help anyone with the smallest things out of the goodness of his heart. Choke on that! The sheer idealism of Superman in general (both character and story) is just very uplifting in these “dark and gritty” times, and makes me hopeful that some people can be trusted with power over others.

And finally, if Jesus is real and conquered death, then where the f*ck is he now?

John Ritchie #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

10 Reasons Why Transgenderism Is the Family's Worst Enemy

Okay, first off, define “family”. Because I think your definition is VERY different that that of most sane people. And secondly, who the hell cares about your own definition of “family”? If it’s so easily broken by utterly normal things, then maybe it shouldn’t exist.

fromthefirstorder/Saint Andrew #crackpot #god-complex #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #magick

Most BEings in SPACE are BENEVOLENT, some are NOT !

Exactly! Like that douchebag Andrew, who outright says he represents the opressive, fascistic, & xenophobic First Order, and who also speaks in a very weird way.

But joke’s on you, realistically the First Order would never have managed to gain so much power so easily(*). Certainly not without repeating the mistakes of the Empire. So yeah, while you’re out there in your dark corner spouting your human-supremacist lines and how individuality is illegal, I’ll be partying on Zeltros and enjoying my life!

(*)No really. If North Korea suddenly managed to somehow nuke Washington DC, you wouldn’t expect the rest of the USA to instantly capitulate to their new overlords, right? Let alone Russia, China, India, France, and the UK all at once.

Ra via Carla Rueckert & Don Elkins #crackpot #ufo #magick

they used intelligent energy

Oh, thank heavens then! I was afraid they used dumb energy…

Whatever you say, Ra. You may have been the Supreme System Lord of the Goa’uld Empire, but let’s ask the Wraith, Asgard, Replicators, Alterans, and Ori how much that means, hmmm?

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #racist #mammon

Eh, make it a Green Lantern ring and we might have a deal. Although, I’m pretty sure Tony Stark is not from the correct comics for that.

ShariRaye #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

…Wut?

I mean, what do directed energy weapons have even remotely to do with vaccination of airplane pilots? At least try to make your insane conspiracy theories have some sort of cohesive structure!

Installgentoo #crackpot #pratt

Tries to prove atheists are dumb, actually proves to be even dumber… Just another fundie; no need to give it more attention.

Prostasia Foundation #moonbat

Forgive me for any mistakes, but I do kinda see what the problem is here. “ban on sex dolls that police say look 17 or younger.” Keyword being “look”. See, aren’t those realistic dolls on the short side already? And if one just happens prefers small breasts, than wouldn’t that make one an easy target for persecution? Besides, some real 17 year olds can look much younger, while others can look much older. How do these people even define that then?

As you here may know, I’m not a supporter of pedophilia in any way. But persecuting people as pedos for owning sex dolls that can look underage? That’s kinda getting ridiculous. And say what you want, but I’d rather have true pedos work off their urges on sexdolls than endanger actual children.

PlanosLie #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

Aliens bring ideas to earth

So they’re trying to teach us? Those bastards!

Socrates & commentators #crackpot #wingnut

You’re fascists, American right-wingers. You’ve always been fascists. You just weren’t so blatant about it until the attempted coup a few months ago. And now that it has (luckily) failed, everyone except you knows what you are: fascists.

ManThatHurt #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Look, I’m not an Islamophobe per se (at least, no more than I am a Christianophobe; so make of that what you will). But that doesn’t change the fact that your precious, easily-offended prophet is still stated to be a pedo and (more importantly) that a lot of you douches defend him over it with murderous intent.

Here’s a free tip; people won’t offend you so easily if you’re not so easily offended. Think about that.

PlanosLie #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie

Uhhhmmm, okaaaaaay. Ignoring for a moment that all of those “alien encounters/abductions” so far have only appeared in science fiction or tall tales, none of your “examples” are in any way universal to the genre at all.

I mean, I have never seen aliens being stopped by invoking the name of Jesus, or outright giving humans technology (quite the opposite even). Plus, aliens all smelling like sulfur seems awefully specific… Also, Mass Effect for example does make some mention of some aliens converting to human religions and vice versa.

This is dumb and nonsensical even by FSTDT standards.

Little_Nemo #psycho #sexist

I’d be willing to slander, defame, and lie about somebody if it kept my kid out of prison.

Raising a kid that way would only increase their chances of going to prison, ya moronic psycho!

Crystals of Inner Earth and Agarthans via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

Seriously, Galaxygirl, get some help. Either you are haunted by countless trolling poltergeists, or you are schizophrenic. I mean, each time you are quoted you pretend to be “possessed” by someone/something else entirely.

Jerry Derecha/YahushuaBenDavid #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #magick

…Someone has been playing too much Doom Eternal while stoned af right before bed time.

Vijay Prozak #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@ChrisBP747 #92189

I read your comment and I have to say I don’t necessarily disagree with it. Your argument especially that gentics are inherently too chaotic and unpredictable is very true, and is another reason why RL eugenics would be impractical to employ (for now, at least). Plus there is still the whole “nature vs nurture” debate. An identical clone of Hitler would likely not become the same jew-hating murdererous dictator in any different environment, for example.

That being said, I’m afraid I may have not made myself clear enough earlier. I didn’t say we outright should employ eugenics (and I even expressed scepticism on the OP’s claims that it would solve all problems), I was primarily musing aloud on how if eugenics would become an invetable necessity in our future and how they would best be approached. Plus, I do think it could be somewhat useful in eliminating inherited genetic defects and such. But that’s just me.

Also, I meant to say that if the world becomes overpopulated, making less babies in general (but fairly, no “rich can buy rights” and such) would not be such a bad idea (ignoring the whole “elderly people without care” dilemma for now). I didn’t mean to say that certain people need to be sterilized.

@Citizen_Justin #92178

that there are too many people, and that there are way too many of the bad people.

I actually agree with that, don’t worry. And I also agree that eugenics might become necessary in the future (especially at our current rate), it’s just that most people who advocate for it loudly are the ones who least deserve to continue on. That and I don’t really trust anyone to make the proper decision on which traits should live on, even myself.

how about the Infinity Gauntlet turns out to be real and Citizen Justin gets it?

I don’t know how you’d actualy use it, but IMO the best way to use the IG to solve a potential population boom is not to kill many people, but rather to implement something like the Genophage from Mass Effect. Reduce the overall fertility rate of humans. At least that way you can reduce the future numbers without actually killing anyone.

Granted, I’m not saying I would be qualified to make such a decision myself, but it just seems like the more humane option than what Thanos tried to do…

Anyway, I’m sure there’s a name for the philosophy that I forgot, but I do think that having babies casually should not be a basic right anymore. Say what you want, but I think that if you have a child while you cannot guarantee that child can have a fair chance at a happy future, then you’re just being selfish and shouldn’t have had a child to begin with. And believe it or not, but my mother actually agrees with me. Doesn’t stop her from loving me though.

I’m sure that what I’m saying is very controversial, but it is something I do stand by.

it makes sense to select the best 500 million by intelligence, health/beauty and moral character

Assuming for a moment that eugenics like that is indeed the solution to all of humanity’s problems. Who would actually get to pick and enforce the criteria? Yeah, sure it makes certain sense to say the “beautiful and moral” elite get to live on, but those terms are highly subjective. And so is “intelligence”, come to think of it. I mean, a lot of nutjobs on this world would say the likes of Donald friggin’ Trump is the pillar of “intelligence, health/beauty and moral character”, when objectively speaking he is the last person who should qualify to multiply…

You could say a computer algorithm should determine those criteria, but then who would write said algoritm? Face it, most people are just too biased to make such a decision properly.

It’s the same reason why the concept of genetic augmentation in fetuses is a highly contested debate in morality. Because who the f*ck gets to decide which traits are desirable and which traits aren’t?

NaturalNobility #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #fundie

The Third World War would be horrific but not a total nuclear war.

Seriously? All it takes is for one nation to launch all its nukes and then everyone else will IMMEDIATELY do the same. As KeithInc. said, MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION is a thing, dumbass. Even GI Joe and the Fallout games knew that… “War, war never changes.”

Even Belgium […] will join the New German Kaiser Reich.

…Over mijn koud, dood lijk! Now, none of my family may have fought in WW2, but my Opa (grandpa) was still a decorated officer in our army back in his day. And if it comes to it, I’ll ask him to provide me with some… logistics should the new Reich come knockin’. My school didn’t take me to visit the Breendonk concentration camp on an excursion just for me to forget how inhumanly evil the Third Reich was.