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billiefan2000 #fundie

“I am curious what will all of you guys do when the rapture happens”
I’m guessing we won’t notice it.

“and you Christian Friends and Family and Neighbors and Co-Workers are missing.”
From what I’ve read of Jesus and what i’ve seen around me, not that many people are going to be taken up in the Rapture.
Seems to me that most conservatives spend all their time justifying being selfish. Not welcoming immigrants, not feeding the poor, not giving shelter to the needy… Because reasons. Teach a man to fish, etc.
I think you guys MIGHT hear a trumpet, but softly, as in the distance. And then go on with your largely materialistic, self-centered, limited charity lives.
Four, five people disappear. Ten tops.

SmartMuffin #fundie

LazyAzN #fundie

“And i bet that half the poeple that said that 'Darwin didnt die a christian' didnt even to bother reading the evidence that the site had to give”

But Darwin WAS a christain. Fortunately, he was an honest one. He saw evidence of something, drew conclusions, supported his conclusions, and started the ball rolling on a science that explores life around us.
None of which requires abandoning Christainity. Or any other religion.

“and would just go off to read talkorigins...”
Why? Darwin doesn’t HAVE to have been atheist to be right about evolution. Nothing changes if he was Christain. Or Muslim. Or Jewish. Or anything else, really.

Fr. Vincent Serpa #fundie

“The union of two members of the same sex is simply not marriage.”
I’ve heard a similar argument from a Catholic. To his view, ‘marriage’ is a sacrament MEANING a ritual performed in a Catholic Church. Baptists or Mormons or Methodists performing their rites detracts from the beauty and authenticity of thee Catholic Act.
I wasn’t terribly impressed. All of them use the same state form for the license. Also for purely secular Justice Of The Peace ceremonies.

"To say that it is, leaves the union that marriage has always been without a word to identify it.”
It’s still marriage. I went and found our marriage license after this state legalized samesex marriages. It was fine, the words didn’t burn from the paper like the case in Indiana Jones. I introduced my wife as my wife and no one looked confused.

“If we begin to assign the word “cat” to dogs, we are left without a word to describe that small feline that people have for pets.”
Tabby, kitty, domesticated lions, annoying little fur goblins that won’t stop eating plastic, weird dogs…

“Further, changing the name of a thing does not change the nature of what that thing is. A rose by any other name is still a rose.”
I dunno. If we changed ‘Rose’ to ‘fartstain’ they won’t be used in NEARLY as many poems.

"The relationship of two people of the same sex will always be that—regardless of what one calls it.”
Just say, ‘I’m A Bigot,’ we’ll figure the rest out.

"It will never ever be the union of two persons whose individual sexualities complement and complete each other in every way.”
When Britney Spears was married for half a weekend, did they completely complement each other?

“Only marriage is that. We are talking honesty here.”
No, you’re expressing your bigotry, here.

“To say that two different things are the same is simply not the truth!”

But the government that gets to DEFINE the thing is saying that there’s no secular reason to divide these three things. YOU hate it and it concerns yuo. That’s just a bonus for the legal progress.

Davey #fundie

“Have you ever seen an airplane or a bird?”
A couple times.

“They defy the theory of gravity.”
Excuse me? What happens if the stewardess drops your drink when she hands it to you? Gravity is still very much in play on an airplane. YOU are an idiot.

"Dont' say stupid stuff.....”
*Don’t*

"theorys can be broken,”
*theories*
No, they can’t. You can fit observations into them or you can’t. In which case we need a new theory.
Your example does not defy the theory of gravity.

"that's why they're not laws.....”
No, it’s not. Laws are not the final level of the theorymon’s evolutionary progress.

realar #fundie

“Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America,”
Defies America?
Ah. You think evolution is for atheists and America is a Christain nation? If that’s your logic, you’re an idiot. Neither are true.

"logic,”
I’m guessing you don’t actually know enough about evolutionary theory to show that it’s illogical.

“and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance.”
Shake a bag of Scrabble tiles, pour them on the table, and pronounce the word that comes out. There is no upper limit to the amount of complexity that can be produced by chance.
Did you mean to say something else?

"I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.”
So, you’re breeding for ignorance. All humans are apes, but evolution does NOT state that there is no creator.
Like i said, you don’t know enough about ToE.

Mystery Ridah 9.6. #fundie

“Evolution is a joke”
Please explain the humor to me?

“and the man who started this theory about evolution is a greater joke”
Again, what’s the punchline?

“and those who follow in the path of his ignorance is a follower of Satan.”
‘Those who’ is plural, Genius.
That would make them ‘are followers of Satan.’

"No man can tell you anything about how life got here and how life got started,”
How life got here AND how life started? BOTH of those topics, huh?
But i thought we were talking about evolution?

"only those from GOD can tell you!”
Uh huh. But why would i think you had a fucking clue?

“Yeah, Satan is overthrowing the world and i weep for those who have fallen for his tricks.”
Want a tissue?

Torriatte #fundie

“If you have gays in the military....”
We have ALWAYS had gays in the military.

“who will be permitted to shower with the straight men, or with other gay men...then you MUST also allow the straight men to shower with the women.”
Would have been a nice try, i guess, but then the fear of transgenders would have split them back up again a couple years later.

"Let's be consistent here.”
We’re not allowing gays to serve SO THAT they’ll see their peers naked. It’s consistent that people with dicks shower with people with dicks. And w/out with w/out.

"The main thing about gays in the military is the fact that it's pretty damn uncomfortable to be showering and bunking with a dude who wants to do you in the ass, if even in his own thoughts.”
Meh. I didn’t spend a lot of time wondering what turned on the people around me. Their hard-ons were not my concern. Your paranoid, bigoted outlook may vary. Don’t care.

"It's a distraction.”
Then you’re not drilling enough. If you told ANY of my chiefs you were thinking about what the sailor next to you wanted to fuck, They’d all have said you needed more time training.

"When I see co-ed showers...then I'll be ok with the gay thing too.”
Betcha you would not.

"All they have to do is keep it to themselves.”
As far as I’ve ever seen, they do. Two guys on my first boat, no one knew they were gay until the wedding invitations.

"Is that so difficult, considering it's against the code to have sex with a fellow soldier anyway?”
Considering how many times women get pregnant on deployment, i’d say it’s pretty fucking difficult no pun intended.

The Serpent #fundie

“if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul”
My what?

"they believe that they are God”
I don’t believe there are any gods = i am god?
This works in your world?

“and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.”
I read that story. Mark Twain, right? Kinda the complete and utter opposite of materialism, huh?

“The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything””
That includes physicists that also believe in god of one or another flavor.

“They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation.”
No, we want to reduce ALL the math equations down to one.

"The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!”
Such a fantasy life you lead.

“[Another Funny Fundie: It's funny how you will NOT accept God without proof, but you will accept other things without proof.]”
Wow. You’re a fucking idiot. There are things we will accept with enough EVIDENCE, but there’s no evidence for Jehovah that doesn’t work equally well for Zeus, Odin, Pele, Allah, or the IPU.

“Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?”
I don’t think anyone’s ever said we have any. Not until we do a magnetic survey of the Moon, anyway. And you guys don’t LIKE the Drake equation.

“Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.”
Huh? Who the fuck said that?

“They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me???”
Is someone pulling your leg or are you stepping on your own dick, here?

David Jay Jordan #fundie

“Secondly a day has always been the same as obviously the Earth's rotation hasn't changed since the Lord created it,

Actually, one of my jobs on the submarine was to get the twice-daily broadcast of the daily variation in the Earth Rotation , and enter it into the targeting computers.
You probably think the day lasts 86400 seconds, but it’s really averaging 86400.002 seconds each day. Plus or minus a millisecond each day.
And of course, the whole thing’s been slowing down, very minutely. Even going back 6000 years, IIRC, the day was about a minute longer?

“and the plants wouldn't have survived”
Plants aren’t alive to the bible authors. That’s why Noah didn’t have to save any plants. And the herbivores had food as soon as they got off the Ark. And the olive branch the Dove brought back was green.
The only things that ‘live’ in the Bible have nostrils so the spirit can enter them to make them living beings.
So, kind of a stupid objection. Plants are just set decoration to Bibleauthors.

Leanne E #fundie

“Golly and all of these complex creatures were not even designed or anything, amazing.”
Do you feel better, now? Got all that off your chest?
Now the world knows you know fuck-all about evolution but still consider yourself superior to those that do. So brave of you. Still stupid, but brave.

raptureshoes #fundie

I think my favorite dream was driving around, shooting a phaser at supermodels, then dumping them in soup kitchens for photo-shoots of them preparing meals for the distressed.
My wife listened to the description and said, “You dream of supermodels, huh?”
“Hey, it’s OKAY, though! You were driving the car and picking out the victims. You’d go, Ooh! The Kardashians! Get ’em all!”
And she nodded, and said, “I guess that’s in character. Okay.”

Andrew Tate #psycho

That’s so cute!
A bully whose best work comes from other people’s brains, not his fists.
That’s adorable.

trust your perceptions (radfem) #conspiracy #crackpot #psycho #dunning-kruger #sexist #fundie

Flat Earth Library #conspiracy

Marta Gillette #transphobia

“You can't allow yourself to be bullied into using preferred pronouns or affirming a child's delusion.”
No, you should bully the child, instead.
God knows there’s just not enough intolerant, self-centered, self-important bullies that kids already have to face. Get in line today! Add to the burdens!
Do it because the most forgiving man in History, JEsus, wants you to be an anti-science stick in the ass!

Perry James #transphobia #crackpot

"That would have meant eschewing the affirmative model and encouraged trans people to seek therapy first.”
Hey, numbnuts. Guess what the most successful therapy for gender dysphoria is?
Transition.
This IS the position they’ve taken.
YOU Just think ‘therapy’ means making people more like you.

Dr. Bomb #fundie

“I think certain people don't have the "brain power" to comprehend God the way that believers do,”
Don’t dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

“especially those who become believers due to science (myself,’
I really doubt that.

“Einstein,”
Einstein was raised as a believer and the things he discovered about the universe never made him an atheist.

“Anthony Flew,”
Flew, at the end of his life, as his faculties started to go, became sort of a hazy deist. An unscrupulous Christain apologist claimed he’d become Christain, then made sure got a chance to verify that claim.

“etc.).”
You have three, two of them are shaky. I don’t trust you for the third. Your ‘etc’ needs some actual examples.

"Because they can't understand God, God can't possibly exist to them.”
So, Flew was an atheist right up to the end. How’d he get that much smarter, then?
And I understand God, fine. The most powerful being in the entire universe, amazingly complex, powerful, knowledgeable, and without beginning, unanswerable to any other authority, and the sourt of all morality. Including misogynistic laws and sexist policies, like making a rapist marry his victim, but pay full price.
YOU don’t understand him, you just use his name as punctuation.

“Their skepticism is actually nothing more than low intelligence, possibly even mild retardation in certain cases.....”
Again, Flew. From mildly retarded to the believer poster-boy. How?

“I mean this as no offense to any non-believers here, just an observation.”
Then you won’t mind that i point out that YOUR argument is a mix of lies, exaggeration, and stupidity? Just an observation?

Barb Chamberlan #fundie

“Many of these gay-manufactured children won't know who their real parents are.”
Back when i was a bleever, our church’s newsletter described a guy who was moving back into town with the family he got while in the military. They described him as havnig ‘Two children and three adopted children.’ No, you bigoted fucks, he has FIVE CHILDREN.

"Some of them will have scores of half-siblings, fathered by the same anonymous sperm donor.”
Yes. My coworker has two daughters from the same donor. There is an email group of other kids from that donor. You don’t have to publish your identity or email there, but it’s an option. No one knows his name, just Donor #2049. They talk to each other.

“Given the incestuous nature of gay communities, it's just a matter of time before these half-siblings begin to have children with each other.”
Takes a while for incest to start showing results. Especially starting with half-siblings. And if they’re sperm donors, they’re hopefully screened against congenital conditions, no? One or two random overlaps won’t hurt, it’d have to be a concentrated effort to inbreed before there’s any problem.

“The damage to the human gene pool will be immeasurable.”
Yes, infinitessimal is pretty difficult to nail down precisely.

Kent Rieske #fundie

“Atheism (the denial of God)”
It’s a lack of belief in ANY gods.

“is a modern human belief.”
How would you show that no one has ever been atheist in history?

“ Artifacts in ancient burial sites reveal that humans have always believed in a life after death and a Creator God.”
Yes, some humans believed. CAN YOU SHOW THAT NO ONE was atheist?

“Humans have a natural belief in God.”
If that were true, explain paganism.
Studies HAVE shown that humans apply agency everywhere we look. We bate the printer for being uncooperative. We add dialogue when we see an animal doing something. We beg the car to start on a cold morning. We developed various religious ideas about how the world around us works. And some of us have questioned what we’ve been told by terribly serious authority figures.

“Brainwashing by books, schools and the major media is required to make a human atheistic.”
Nope. Just questioning then questing. No one in my first church had satisfactory answers to the questions i had. Lot of blaming me for daring to have questions, lots of accusations when i didn’t just take platitudes and IOUs for answers. Looked for a long time but every religion looks the same. Made up shit.

SavageFarret #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

“If you're against eating pork that's a personal moral.”
Huh? If you’re against ANYONE eating pork because your GOD says so, that’s not personal.

“If you're against drunkeness you care about your brothers and sisters.”
Or, again, you care about your god’s instructions.

“If you're against any kind of NSFW addiction you're in the right.”
Why NSFW addictions? Addictions are bad.

"As humans, who we are, are sinners, we must be born again, and resist temptation.”
Or, just avoid bad things on our own cognizance, or our own choice of skybeasts.

“So why is it when someone's LGBT suddenly everyone is too scared to be politically incorrect.”
Political correctness started as an effort to reduce accidental insult. If you INTEND to hurt people’s feelings, feel free to insult, judge, condemn, and otherwise show your ass.
Just be prepared for everyone else to be politically incorrect at you in response.

"actually who you are is perfect. Self affirmation. Don't you dare offend people, I guess the bible says to be of the world all of a sudden"
Again, just be yourself. Be honest. Be alone.

“I agree we should all love, and not hate, but people who are brainwashed label everything (transphobic, homophobic, ect) and then call it hateful as a blanket statement, now that's real intolerance.”
Tolerance isn’t my religion. It’s a transaction. If you won’t be tolerant, i have no need or motivation to be tolerant of your bigoted ass.

"You can love someone and disagree with them. If you see someone sinning and encourage it, that's killing someone with kindness.”
Well, no risk of accidentally killing you with kindness. You simply MUST share your faith with others whether invited or not.
That’s intolerably intolerant.

"Hate is in the church and I'm totally against it, but it's kind of cowardly to go to the opposite extreme.”
And yuo just keep hiding behind the bibld. That’s brave?

“ If you flaunt sin reasoning "we need to welcome those who have been rejected by the church" by that logic, you should put up Satanism symbols, but I hope you can see that's a problem.”
I dunno. Satan accepts everyone.

tcw_laj4ALL #racist

Nutellaadict #fundie

“and and they looked in her eyes and it wasn't her.”
Explain ‘look in her eyes” and and how this is a positive ID?

“And he said it through the girl but it sounded like a guy.”
Golly, never knew a woman who could sound like a man while drunk. I’m convinced.

“And so they cast out the demons but it took like an hour and they were constantly praying and calling us to pray”
Wasn’t a legion of pigs handy, huh?

Ev Reeman #fundie

“I do not understand how people CANNOT believe in God.”
A complete lack of empathy…How terribly Christain.

“There seems to be an overwhelming amount of evidence.”
You probably define ‘evidence’ rather subjectively.

“The Bible is not only just a religious book that forms the basis of the entire Christian religion, it is also a book of HISTORY.”
Historians don’t like to use texts if they don’t know who wrote it, when, or why. Most of the Bible is anonymous.

“Denying there is a God is like denying the Holocaust ever happened.”
The holocaust is pretty well documented by people we can identify. Who wrote the bible’s account of Moses’ funeral?
Who wrote the gospel of Mark? When? Quote the passage that provides this information.

TailTactics #fundie

“No some are trying to make a point but others turn it around for amusement.”
Some are making pretty insande points.

“And its mocking Christians which is an extremly ungodly”
Well, yes.
Far as i can tell, everything humans do is ungodly.
Just not blasphemous.

“.. its a common trait of a heathen.”
Christains, too. Just look around. Plenty of those washed in the blood of the lamb mock Christains, Catholics, Mormons, Theistic evolutionists, Christain democrats, Trumpenistas, Never-Trumpers…
All god’s chilluns gonna mockerate.

Ariel #fundie

Laura Wood #sexist

“It is because of the inherent sacrifices and limitations that go with being a man that women have certain natural obligations to men.”
SUch as? What sacrifice(s) have I made that my wife is not also subject to?

“One, they owe them absolute deference in hiring and education. The best jobs should go to men.”
So, not the best candidate, but the best genitalia?

“All civil regulations and laws that require preference for women are wrong, a violation of the natural contract between the sexes.”
And where would one find this ‘natural contract’ between the sexes? Where did i sign in agreement? When was the last time it was updated?

“Men should receive preference in hiring not simply so that they can fulfill their economic obligations.”
Women also have economic obligations. If the male cannot earn enough to make the house payment, he’s not the only one to be turfed out onto the street.

"They should receive preference so that they can more easily achieve satisfying work.”
In many states the only satisfaction involved is the employer’s. They should be free to choose the best worker for a given position.

“As many paths as possible should be cleared for men to receive satisfaction in their work because men have no choice but to work.”
Who really gives a flying fuck about ‘satisfying’ work? I mean, why should we institutionalize discrimination for a guy to really enjoy going to work each day?
To quote the arguments in the Minimum Wage debate, if you don’t like your job, quit and get a better one.

“The other thing women owe men is gratitude and customary deference, expressed in a hundred small ways at home and in the course of everyday life.”
And again, how is this polarized? What is different about my contributions to the household that can NOT be reflected in my partner?

Bride of Jesus #fundie

“Gay people and athiests are you rapture ready?”
Yes. Packed and waiting and holding my breath.

“All Christians know that the end is in sight.”
Has there ever been a time in the last 2000 years that this was not true?

“We are not afraid because we will end up in heaven.”
Confident little sots, aren’t you?

“I wonder if the non believers out there are ready for the end of days?”
Yes. Packed and waiting and holding my breath.

“Does it scare you?”
About as scared as when my 4-year-old’s teddy bear was angry with me.

"Dont you think it is time to convert and join us?”
Hmmm. No? Does ‘Nope!’ work for you?

genesisly #fundie

“ if somebody can prove the earth has such a long history ,in the same method I can prove my cat also can do research work .”
Varves? Your cat has 20 million annual layers depositied under it? How does the accumulation of annual sediment layers prove it can submit a research paper?

unknow #fundie

Grandpa had the vet out for one cow three times in a week, to stitch up her udder. She kept trying to climb over this one spot in a barbed wire fence The third time, the Vet said he’d reattached it by zipper so we could just free her and reattach it.

Cows are stupid, they’re bred to be stupid, all the smart ones escaped.
I suspect this post is trying to counter PETA claims. They’re saying cows aren’t worth saving.
Kinda like Trump’s defense, “she’s not pretty enough for me to rape her.”

Istvan #fundie

“If you believe that there is no God, life and death becomes meaningless.”
Hardly. This life is all there is.
Death is tres significant.

“Without an eternal soul, you are no more than a bunch of molecules, a living mass of material. So according to this godless dogma, squashing a human being is exactly like squashing an ant or a tomato.”
You guys are such nihilists.
I’d much rather respect humans because they’re humans rather than treat them nice to avoid Hell…

Bringer-of-Light #fundie

Tall Timbers #fundie

“If I ran across unisex restrooms in this country, I'd be loathe to enter them.”
You’d just hold it in until the plane landed?

"I'd want family members of either sex to have an escort or two and I'd want one myself. I'm a married male who has attempted to never be alone with a female other than my wife to avoid any appearance of impropriety and to avoid false accusations.”
That is a problem. Probably not as big a one as you fear.

“I could imagine walking into a restroom where there was a female and no one else and then being arrested as I exited due to a false accusation.”
I always ask if she can describe the tattoo on my penis.

Lippysplitter #fundie

“I'll again refer you to every manger scene ever created where everyone was wearing wintry clothes.”
You appeal to the nativity?
What an idiot.
First off, most of the Nativity scenes I’ve ever seen portray most of the attendees as white. Very unlikely, but popular with the market.

Second, the Nativity always shows the 3 Magi delivering their presents. But they didn’t catch up to Jesus until he was about 2 years old. Read the Bible once in a while.

So the Manger scene is art, not historical or biblical. Details come from the author’s impressions and maybe the art director’s sticky notes.

Seaxan #fundie

“Oh look kids, another man has just been bummed, let's celebrate with some sausages and chocolate spread.”
Does your wife know how often you think of other men’s dicks and anal sex?

“I am sick of seeing muppets with that pathetic gay rainbow imposed over their pictures, especially when they are straight.”
Muppets? The comedy troupe that can’t do ANYTHING unless they have someone’s hand up their ass?
Are you sure ANY of them are straight?
Not sure what you’re going to do about it, though, unless you can buy the muppets off of Disney.

"It's especially sickening when a child has it because mum and dad have no spine.”
Ah. And if YOU had a kid that went gay, you’d just punish them into behaving RIGHT, huh? You’re so manly. Probably LOOK almost as tough ath the leather daddies in Early Chick Tracts.

~LoneWolf1984 #fundie

“If you think that Christianity is a myth or fake then test it.”
I just watched you fuckers elect Trump. Twice.
A lying racist con man who lies even when the truth will serve him better, cheated on every wife he’s ever had, raped, robbed, embezzled from charity, stiffed workers and a convicted felon.
Christainity is a myth, you twatwaffles are fakes through and through.

“God wants to show people that he's real. Jesus also said, "Test your GOD my FATHER,"”
Got knows what it would take for me to Believe in him, he’s omniscient. He can do that, too, he’s omnipotent.

“Test my GOD if you wish. Pray to him and said, "That a child of yours told me to test his GOD THAT'S YOU." Then when you get done saying that. You could pray for heath or healing or marriage or new house or new car what ever you want to pray about.”
I wouldn’t ask for material wealth, i’d ask that villainous people be held accountable for their crimes.

“It mite be a while. You just have to keep praying OVER AND OVER. When you get done talking to him say AMEN.”
It’s not a radio transmission, he’s omniscient. He KNOWS when I’m done.

“When I'd was typing this comment I was also praying on it. I'd felt the POWER OF THE LIVING GOD GOING THROUGHT TO THE KEYBROAD.”
The key broad? Who’s she?
So, God answers your prayer? To make me test him? Why am i reminded of a commuter in Boston honking his horn because i am not driving as badly as he does? “Great, now i gotta go through the intersection at two miles an hour or he’ll feel vindicated.”

“GOD AND JESUS CHRIST WANT'S TO BE YOUR FRIEND.”
Maybe i’ll pray for Jesus to teach you to English better?

andrew #fundie

“So suck my balls bitch.”
You need two commas in this sentence, you illiterate fuckstain.

Julie McCullough was an actress who was on the TV show ‘Growing Pains.’ Superchristain Kirk Cameron played her boyfriend. He got her fired from the family sitcom because he found out she had once posed nude for Playboy.
RATHER than support her in an effort to get and maintain a job without nudity, he punished her for his faith and her past.
I don’t hold Christains accountable for the Crusades (unless they pretend that all of Christainity has superior moral fiber than any other demographic).
I hold them accountable for their current fantasy that they rule the world and are the nice guys. It’s a crock of shit.

hyderabadipotta432 #sexist

“Reminder that if you have to try, then it's already over.”
You are your own Aesop stereotype. You will not try because that would put the responsibility on you. You’d rather blame the entire universe, and the rest of humanity, than accept any blame for your situation.

“Do you think chad has to try?”
Yes. Even your imaginary Chad had to learn how to Chad in order to be Chad.

"If the guy is attractive enough, they will even actually sexually assault him by smacking his ass when they walk by. These are the most BRAZEN and UP FRONT actions that a women can and WILL do to a Male she finds physically sexually attractive.”
Oh, sweet summer child, you need to put down the porn and look around you.The most brazen thing my wife ever did was hand me a key to a motel room downtown in the city where we were stationed.

“Which is why I FUCKING HATE those gay ass fucking posts that say "have you even tried talking to wahmen".”
Yes, yes, you hate to think of any effort on your part. We know.

“Why should i, when Chad Thundercock literally gets his dick sucked as soon as he walks through the door? Tell me why I should?”
No reason at all. Do not try. Do not put yourself out there. Make no effort to meet anyone half-way. Rot in your own juices.

“So I can take that 1 PERCENT chance that a women will agree to go out on a "date" with me.”
Dude, you don’t judge risks by the chance of success but by the reward. Even if you have to ask 100 girls out to get one date, it’s worth it. It’s a hell of a lot more worth it than giving up without trying.
But, you do you, wallflower.

"Just so that when we get there im doing the one doing all the talking while her face is glued to her phone and all she says is "uh huh" "yeah" "sure".”
As stated, there’s a learning process. Talking to girls helps you get better at talking to girls.
Or at least, the rest of us find that.

"Then when the "date" comes to its end she'll make me pay the bill”
You asked her out, right? Who do you think SHOULD pay the bill?

“Is this what you "just talk to wahmen" faggots consider ascending?”
No, genius, it’s the groundwork necessary to reach the opportunity to ascend. Which you refuse to perform.

“Being used as a walking, breathing, meal ticket?”
Says the guy who sees all women as a walking pussy with voice-activated filtering systems.

“Lmfao I rather be "volcel" my entire life then, atleast I'd have my dignity intact.”
Dignity does look really good when you look back on your life. ‘No one touched my pee-pee…. EVER! Bu tat least i didn’t ever lose my cool.”

Jerry Falwell #fundie

The other day, at work, I said that you’re not a professional parent until you’ve had more kids than you have hands to hold them. Three people in my office have twins and a single. They agreed.
So did the guy with one kid. “And I’m happy to live as a fucking casual with my one kid and one college savings account.”

I am reminded of that by the OP. Whatever the fuck Falwell’s definition of success was, I don’t want it. Call me a failure, at least i never sent money to Jerry.

Timothy G. #sexist #psycho

Incels threaten women in general.
Finally one of them gets identified as an actual terrorist.
Trump desperately needs a distraction.
Expect headlines about the threat posed by politically impotent men and boys with no natural defenders.
“They’re shooting the dogs! They’re shooting the cats! Sex-starved boys with access to porn!”

Steve (NagZul) #fundie

“Can you actauly say that in the right mind?”
You don’t care about the mind, you go on to say it should be an emotional decision.
Fine, if YOU need an abortion, use your heart. You don’t speak for everyone. (And especially, you don’t speak for any gods)

“It may not be considered murder scienificaly.
It still is murder to a person who would be fully fuctional in the future...”
Again, you don’t speak for all of us.
Seriously, If i were to learn that my birth caused my mother’s death, and i had a time machine, i would probably go back and tell her to abort me.

“IM saying this from experience, I servived the abortion halocaust...”
That’s not a useful experience. Have you ever been THE person to choose or reject an abortion?

“Yet there were many ppl aborted the year 1987 that could have been my friend..”
They also might have raped you to death as an infant. You can’t know and it’s pure fantasy to frame the decision in that manner.

Caesercel #sexist #psycho #wingnut

"So I pose this question....Is rape, the way it is defined now, such a bad thing? It allowed men and women to procreate.”
No, genius, it allowed MEN to procreate.
Women were forced to.
Your entire premise is self-serving and intentionally blind.
GO fuck a blender.

Red Shambhala #sexist

“I hate women and I desire FREEDOM from female oppression the most.”
Okay. The genie grants your wish and you’re now gay. Go forth and fuck like weasels.

"I'm sick of feminism,”
Treating women as humans is inconvenient to gutter trolls and slugs, I guess.

“the rape hysteria,”
This, from a guy who asks ’what’s really so bad about rape? It’s just sex, right?” Maybe we can get someone who’s been in prison for 40 years to demonstrate what’s ‘so bad’ about rape to you?

""toxic masculinity" shit”
How does that affect you at all, manbaby?

“ and all that.”
Everything that says you don’t deserve someone else’s sexual attention?
Well, there’s always a watermelon and two jelly donuts. Go wild.

"I want FREEDOM from female oppression.”
Hate to tell you this but you’re not oppressed. Just not attractive in any way or from any angle.

“Oppression is worse than being single.”
Ah, I see. Other men are single, you’re singled out.
Tie a knot aound it until it turns black and falls off, you’ll be happier. Or at least, we will.

whoknows #fundie

“you refuse to see the results of your precious theory.”
Not at all. I see Eugenics as a misuse of the theory. It’s not a direct consequence. Just certain people use it as an excuse to be monstrous. They weer already monsters.

"eugenics and racism are inherent in the theory.”
Except they’re not.

“evolution shouts these things out, why do you think the eugenics movement started after the theory of evolution?”
People were racists before evolution was published. It’s more like ID, an attempt to present racism as if it were scientific.

“deny it all you want, but the truth is still the truth.”
Been telling creationists that for a while, now.

LynchingTriHards #sexist

“I actually support women's rights. The more it gets ingrained in society, the faster normie cucks and chads will come to realization how it's damaging society.”
Dude. Women ARE society, unlike incels. Women fought and suffered to demand the vote, changing the world.
Incels whine and wait for someone else to rearrange society so that women MUST fuck them, no options.

“Learn from your mistakes. This way we'll go back to good old times where femoids know their place and stay there.”
As i said, waiting for others to make your desired changes…

Zaphenath-Paneah #fundie

ThePooootHunter #fundie

“if atheism isnt evil why does it try to normalize homosexuality”
PLenty of people who believe in god, even in YOUR god, support homosexuals. It’s not an atheist issue. MOre of a secular issue. Or a love-they-neighbor issue, maybe.

“abortion”
That’s more of a constitutional matter than atheist.

“rape murder and all those other things”
Um… what atheists want to normalize rape or murder?

“there are no morals with it and thus america gets destroyed”
Ah. You’re stupid.
There morals associated with harming other people. The atheist just doesn’t think there’s a little guy in the sky that imposes the morals.
As far as we can tell, all those morals listed in the Bible are human inventions. We can think about them independently and make new decisions. Like the Bible has rules for slavery. Those got updated.

Anonymous #fundie

“the developed world where men now derive no benefit from marrying or cohabiting with women,”
So, you’ve realize you’re going to die alone and decided to make it a virtue rather than a failure. Brilliant.

You’re going to look at every man you see with a woman as superior to you. Because they have drawn a mate, presumably from lesser men. And tell yourself your hypothetical missus would have left you for them.
And you simply HAVE to ponder if it was his car, his job, his bank balance, or his dick that did it. And your misery will dominate your sad, loser life.

If life were ANYTHING like the BLackpill or the Red Pill or any of various incel inventions, my wife would certainly have left me when i went on patrol and made her live as a single parent. I REALLY doubt she’d have gotten pregnant a second time if the kid was solely to manipulate me into protecting her. We have three kids.
She could also have easily stated that she had to watch the kids rather than meet me in or take me to the ER at midnight.
Your grip on reality is worse than my cat’s. But at least the illusion of choice remains to you.

Ry-Bucket{Live4Christ} #fundie

“1.the sun grows 1inch every year”
In diameter? The sun is 845K Miles across. Gonna need a citation for 2*10^-10 percent growth?

"it the world was billions of years old then the world would be a lot bigger then what it is now.”
You mean the sun would be bigger, you fucking moron. Again, gonna need a cite that the size of the sun only grows once it forms and starts burning.

“2.The moon is what gives the earth its gravity pull/wind, tides.”
Tides, yes. Earth’s mass gives the Earth its gravity.
The sun gives Earth its wind.

“They say the moon was really close to the earth when the dinosaurs were on the earth. But if it were 1/3 closer ten it is now we would all have the ability to fly because the wind would be around 500 miles per hour.”
Pulling shit out of your ass or do you read a lot of Hovind and the shit HE pulls out of his ass?
And would we fly or would we burrow?

"Now Im sure dinosaurs are strong beasts, but come on.”
‘Come on,’ a conversational appeal to common sense from someone who doesn’t know the first fucking thing about the topic HE BROUGHT UP>

KarateCowboy #fundie

When they British took over India, they raised local troops. Who were issued bullet cartridges with one round and gunpowder. They were taught to open the cartridge with their teeth. Problem was, the cartridges were waterproofed with either beef or pork tallow. No effort was made to distinguish between the two, so they were pretty much guaranteed to offend any Hindu or Muslim in the ranks. Their attitude of dismissing any religious concerns from such religions stoked th e fires of rebelling and helped cost them India.
You’re not only going to ignore their religion, but go out and target even our allies and citizens for intentional offense.
I’m not muslim, or even particularly religious, but your plan offends the fuck out of me. You’re going to incite riot, ruin, and many more terrorists acts.
But they’ll kidnap christains, drug them, force THEM to commit terrorism, and laugh at you trying to humiliate them.