“If men came from apes, then why are there still apes? Hmmm. It doesn't take a PhD (post-hole digger) to figure that one out.”
All the peoples currently in America came from somewhere else. Why are there still people somewhere else?
"Do you realize just how stupid the theories of evolution are?”
I do realize how stupid most critiques of evolutionary theory are. You’re trying to mock something you know fuck-all about.
“I mean, evolutionists literally claim that the universe started with a BIG BANG (order out of chaos).”
That’s not an evolutionist theory.
“The Bible teaches the exact opposite, that an Intelligent Designer created the universe”
And where did this IDer come from?
“Evolutionists claim that all life on earth began with a rock floating in space, and then it rained for millions of years (forming a soup across the face of the earth), which eventually somehow sprung forth into life.”
Like i said, you know fuck-all. That’s not even a cartoon version of the various theories.
"And they laugh at Christians who teach creationism?”
Yes.
“Evolutionists still cannot explain where time started?”
That would be at the Big Bang, but it’s not part of evolution.
“Could there have been a time when there was no time?”
Pretty much by definition…no.
“If so, then what existed before time?”
You need time for anything to exist, so….no.
“Perplexing thought, huh?”
I’ve seen harder logic puzzles on gum wrappers.
“God is the only plausible answer.”
It’s the one you wanted when you posed the question. Doesn’t make it plausible, much less the ONLY plausible…
“By the way, here's a good way to silence an atheist.”
In my case you banned me from your site.
“Ask him if he believes in aliens?”
it would be difficult to imagine the probability of the entire vast univers NOT supporting life elsewhere.
“Many atheists will say "yes." Then ask him why couldn't God be an alien?”
If God made the universe, as you insist, then he existed before there was existence. that’s not alien, that’s supernatural.