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MarioFanaticXV #fundie

Hanne Nabintu Herland #wingnut #conspiracy

@Zinnia #240176
If he HAS one and says that Obama didn’t deserve one, then it would clearly not be jealousy. It’d be a rational tantrum by a rational man who deserved it and got it.
Without it, there are some rational people who would interpret it as irrational jealousy.

“Why does President Donald Trump wish to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize?”
Because Obama got one and that’s intolerable to Trump.

Gingerale, Sis & coolguy #fundie

“Gingerale: That is ridiculous!”
Then it works.
I left the church, made it CLEAR that i had left the church, and got calls and visits for years.
I’d really like to have had a certificate i could have shown the next missionary, “Look, it’s been revoked. I’m out!”
Just for the look on their face.

“Sis: Sounds like the end of things as we know it, doesn't it?”
Really? People mock your beliefs, which included the witch trials and THIS is the ever lovin’ blue-eyed end?

“coolguy: Good grief...It's not enough to just not go to church anymore? That's a whole new level of sinny-sinny-sin.”
Debaptism is a sin? An additional sin to not identifying as Christain any more?
Fucking how?

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

“And yet there were children, being trained to hate, carrying signs such as "we hate you Trump."”
Weird. We don’t want political decisions made from bigotry, such as hating a race, a skin color, a nationality, a limit on spending power…
But we DO encourage hating an individual, for specific things he’s done, such as rape, theft, embezzlement, rape, weaponizing the DOJ, subverting the military, rape, destroying national treasures, bribes, grift, and waging a war he promised he’d never start..
Weird.

“I think for most of these protestors, "No Kings" actually means "No King"--they reject the King of Kings”
Oh, fuck off, Ken. The country was founded on We the People, not a particular flavor of skybeast. Plenty of people in that crowd think of themselves as Christains. Just much better Christains than Bonespurs, who couldn’t tell Scripture from the Tempest if they were in two different fonts.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #fundie #transphobia

Like tolerance, ‘Be Kind’ isn’t a religion, it’s a transaction. We don’t have to or intend to tolerate bigotry. We won’t be kind to the Toxic among us.

“I can see how ill he looks from far away. It breaks my heart that he has cut off contact with us, his parents who love him and want him to be strong.”
Strong, as long as she’s strong in the manner you approve of. You don’t see that you’re not supporting your kid, just your idea of what your kid should be.
You’re the one virtue signaling. THIS is MY truth, you say, and refuse to budge, even if it tears apart your family.

“But you, dear relatives, can see only how Virtuous and Woke you are, what a Good Person you are for Being Kind. Because you have such Good Intentions.”
I’ve heard it said that evil doesn’t just disagree with good, they flat out cannot understand it.

“You call my son by a female name. You pretend he is a girl, a woman, and tell him how brave he is. You express sympathy and tell him what awful parents he has.”
Yes. Rather a prolix way to say that they support your daughter.

“My son is responsible for his mistakes; he chose to proceed with the trans-identification and medical transition. But it didn’t help that you embraced the opportunity to show how Nice and Considerate you are by celebrating his poor thinking and decline.”
MORE words to say they support your daughter. Which should be your job. But you have Truthiness instead…

“When my son was younger, before the trans-identification, you had little interest in him. Why would you? What is interesting about a smart, strong, successful young man who does not require your Kindness to succeed.”
ANd they love her more than you do.

“So much better for you to have the opportunity to Be Kind.”
You had the same opportunity and a much better position from which to do it.
Sucks to be you, don’t it?

Alaina et. al. #fundie

“Please note that Hovind did not break the law. He was charged with "structuring" his financial withdrawals in such a way as to "evade" the law requiring reporting of transactions of over $10,000.”
He and his wife tried to avoid the banks automatically reporting them for major transactions. The pattern of ‘just under reporting threshold’ deposits, though, drew the Fed’s attention, anyway. THEN they found the tax evasion.
Not the reporting evasion. They didn’t break any law about the banks reporting. They just didn’t report income to the state or federal agencies and didn’t withold any taxes from their employees.

“Suppose you were pulled over for going 55 miles and hour in a 55 zone.”
No, this is more like if you drive a toll road, and every time you pass a toll booth, you’re going 54 MPH. Everyone is happy.
But at the last toll both, they check the time stamp. And realize that while you were within the speed limit when anyone looked, you’ve averaged 110 MPH for the entire time on the toll road. And give you a ticket for speeding.

“What has our country come to?”
Holding a criminal accountable for his crimes? How nostalgic

Hanahi #fundie

“arguing about sex with an athiest is near pointless”
Wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about having an argument with an atheist, and the topic is sex?
Or about arguing with a Christain about the topic of ‘having sex with an atheist.’??

“for a couple reasons first they don't care about sinning because they don't believe in God so why would they care about seperating themselves from God”
This is true, I don’t believe sins exist. I lack any belief in the god who is made to cry when I sins.

"second they are blind and dead they are ignoring God”
No, I looked all over for God while i still believed in him. All i found were people insisting that he was real and i should live as if he was a tempermental, abusive parent.

“and do not see him therefore they do not have a clue what love is because God is love”
That’s incoherent. If God is made of love, that doesn’t mean that ONLY god has access to love, or that all love is made in God. That’s just gibberish.
Love is wanting the best for another person. At least that’s my definition. Feel free to find fault with it, but if the fault is ‘without god,’ then you can just fuck off.

lauren. #fundie

“The Bible does in fact have actual, physical evidence for all you post modernists out there.”
Any of them not stupid or lies?

“I could actually name them off:
scientists were baffled due to the FACT that there is a day missing in time- how do they calculate this you say? Well when a satellite, or something orbits the earth- they have precise time on the object. If you know, the Bible mentions God taking a day out of time. ”
Fine, let’s assume this is true, they’ve had ‘precise time’ on the oldest operational satellite in orbit. It’s been up there since 1958. How in the name of all that’s holy does THAT allow us to detect a day missing in 1207 BC?
You would need a satellite that’s been up there AND TRACKED for (1207+2025) 3232 years. Got one? Or even a clock that’s been in uninterrupted operation for 3300 years.
This is not a FACT you ignorant sheep, this is a LIE someone told and fools believe.

“They found the ark.”
No. They have not.

“in each country they have documents of a "giant flood"."
No, sweetie. MANY cultures have a tradition of the Earth being destroyed by a great flood. Not all of them. Cultures from, say, mountainous regions or deserts, where they don’t fear floods, have different traditions. Maybe they found coal deposits and say the previous world was destroyed by fire.
Also Egypt benefits from their time of flood, and do not tell a ‘great flood’ myth.
This is not support for biblemyth.

“Its all there, look it up, and look it up the in Bible.
We have. None, absolutely NONE of it stands up to scrutiny.

“And Im not saying everyone hasnt looked through the Bible for certain cases, but to back up yalls theory on post modernism, you should read the Bible.”
You should stop reading creationist echo chambers.

“Beliefs they had may not be your own, and nor would you even consider actually studying through it, whether you be scared of finding something out, or just getting peeved off, but I highly reccomend researching like many others. Whether you have already, and still do not believe truth; it is the truth.”
So far, everything you’ve offered has been an untruth or an appeal to authority. NOt compelling or useful, in any way.

“Everything that is sought out in science is fragile;
And Martin Luther King wrote-“Science investigates, religion interprets.Science gives man knowledge which is power, religion gives man wisdom which is control.””
Um… I don’t think that’s saying what you think it’s saying.

aaronk1994 #fundie

Ray Comfort #fundie

“When I commented: “No atheist can even slightly support atheism intelligently,” Elizabeth Dresser responded with “Why so arrogant, Ray?””
Arrogant? I suspect it’s a lie.
Ray is preaching to the choir, not actually debating with atheists, and telling the faithful what they want to hear. His arguments with atheists are carefully edited.

“It’s not arrogant to say that atheism is foolishness. The Bible says that (see Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1, Romans 1:22) and Sir Isaac Newton (“the Father of Science”) rightly called atheism “senseless.””
That’s not supporting your opening statement, bananaman.

“Should a man be called "intelligent" if he believes that a 747 could be the result of an explosion that threw it together?”
NO one believes that. This is an example of Ray telling untruths for effect.

“Everyone knows that explosions don’t produce order,”
This is incorrect. Forensics can tell a great deal about what caused an explosion because there are things that can be expected to occur for different types of accelerant and fuel. That’s order.
That’s also not the sort of ‘bang’ that BBT describes, but again, facts are not your goal.

“let alone engines, wings, an electrical system, seating, carpet, air conditioning, row numbers, doors, instruments, etc.”
Strawman.

“Such a man is a fool in the truest sense of the word, and those who think he is intelligent are just as foolish.”
Still not supporting your initial claim, are you?

nokianavyseal #conspiracy

“be allowed to both PRAY and BE TAUGHT THE GOOD NEWS OF JESUS in our public schools.”
Which news, though?
A while back, Catholic parents sued their school district because their kids were being taught a Baptist prayer.
How would you determine which Jesus is the right Jesus for everyone? More to the point, how would you prove to everyone else that YOUR Jesus is THE Jesus?

metabuxx #sexist #psycho #racist #crackpot

Laura Wood #fundie

“Children who disagree with their parents’ or in-laws’ politics or religious views and in true, Bolshevik fashion, cut them off, sending them to a virtual gulag in punishment for their thought crimes.”
It was one thing 50 years ago to vote liberal with conservative parents. NOW, however, these differences can have a much more significant impact.
My grandmother didn’t really think my mother should have a job outside the phone, but just made a few snide remarks, couple times a year.
These days the difference could be the grandparent using various slurs about sexuality, race, identity.
Or denying vaccines and taking absolutely no steps to protect the kid from plague no matter what the parents want.

“But, the sins of the parents do not justify crimes of neglect and abuse.”
If i can’t trust my parents to visit my kids without harming them, I cannot, as a parent myself, allow them to visit. And i would not care if the slighted bastards felt this was abuse. They digged that hole, let them lie in it.

Gab #fundie

“Atheism is not a rational conclusion, rather it's a psychological condition.”
More of working position, awaiting any actual evidence.

“You put God in the same category as twenty-footed ghosts.”
This is a category that exists?

“What would you think of someone who spends hours on end denouncing twenty-footed ghosts?”
Depends. Is anyone using the existence of 20-footed ghosts to drive legislation?
Is anyone suggesting that 20FG deniers be deported, shot, jailed, or reeducated?

"If you truly beleived that God did not exist, why have you spent so much time typing over 1,346 posts about a non-existing being?”
Probably the legislation based on the non-existing being.
Or the claims that unbelievers be deported, shot, jailed, or reeducated. Maybe.

“What would you think of someone posting 1,346 messages dennouncing twenty-footed ghosts on a website devoted to those who did not beleive in twenty-footed ghosts?”
Again, depends on what the bleevers of 20FGs have been doing.

“One would think that you are obsessed like the lady in the story..”
Not if you realize the comparison is fucking stupid.

“The two reason the whole world is not a follower of Christ is because of ignorance, and the bad example of bad Christians..”
So NOT obsession…

Graywolf #fundie

“Graywolf says:
strawberries taste good.”
Yes. I am allergic to strawberries, though.

“proves there is a God”
And he wants me dead?

“proves He loves you”
No, it does not.

“we have to eat”
And if he loved us, our airpipe would not have been placed next to the foodpipe. Ever had a child choke on a hot dog next to you?

“even if all food tasted like poop we would still have to eat it”
That’s not my experience with institutional kitchens.

“or is it that plants somehow had a consciousness that made them evolve to taste good”
I’d sooner believe that strawberries evolved to kill me and save future strawberries than a god saw me and said, “You’re going to love this stuff but it’ll close your airway…”

“nope the creator made them that way”
Dick-HEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

universallyabhorred #sexist #psycho

“Women are the Enemy. We need to start seeing them as enemies.
It is their fault we are incel.”
They don’t find you attractive, that’s why they won’t fuck you.
Whatever made you unattractive, that’s the fault that makes you incel.
Being a hateful, sexist, misogynist has to be part of the problem and that’s on you, bubbles.

“They are the ones who are making the choice not to sleep with us.”
As it should be. But this is like blaming the salesman because you don’t have enough money to pay for the product.

“They torture us, starve us of sex and humiliate us.”
They hardly know you exist.

“They think we are disgusting”
Maybe because you are disgusting…?

“They think we are beneath them.”
No, they just don’t want to fuck you.

“They would rather see us dead than in their breathing space.”
Try brushing your teeth more often?

“Women are the ultimate cause of our suffering. They are the ones who have UNJUSTLY made our lives a living hell.”
Generally, you guys are among the first to state how offensively ugly you are….

“It is THEIR FAULT that we are suffering.”
No.

“Once you all realize this, we can truly be enlightened. We need to focus more of our hated on women. Hatred is power.”
HAHAHAHA! Having something other people want is power. ALL OF THIS is you trying to get pussy. Women having pussy is power. Your hatred is just an ulcer waiting to happen.

shinbits #fundie

“If God ceaced to exist, the universe would be random with no supreme being making sure everything is running smoothly.”
I get a colonoscopy every four years to make sure my body isn’t devouring itself with cancer. That’s not ‘smoothly’ on my book.

“That means we'd probably crash into one of the hundreds of galaxies that the Milky Way is clustered with at any second, especially given in unfathomable magnitude of the gravity of just one galaxy.”
So, all the meteors falling to Earth almost every night, that’s NOT a sign of godless chaos?

“Chaos would reign.”
Uh huh…. This would be different HOW?

“We'd be dead. That's how our lives would change.”
Sure, sure. Only the invisible hand of a god that DEPENDS On basking in the glory of his followers is keeping us alive without us seeing it… Uh huh.

Todd Thundercock #sexist #ableist #god-complex

“The vast majority of men only know how kiss every woman's ass.”
An honor and a privilege, if she’ll let you.

Brenda Childs #ableist #conspiracy

“They knew exactly how to create autism and they could create a whole lot of vulnerable people that they could draw into the cult.”
Brenda, transexualism has been noted in humans as far back as Ancient Sumer.
Are you of the opinion that we’ve been able to choose who to affect with autism for >6500 years, and just recently decided to use it to create a cult?

XUnleashedBiA #racist

“Just because you say nigger doesn't mean your racist.”
Is there really a non-racist reason for a white person in America TO use the word?

“I say it all? the time, and I have nigger friends.”
Do they know this, and still consider you a friend?

“And I hate that our president is black”
You judge the president by his race, but you don’t think you should be labeled a ‘racist.’

various commenters #wingnut #racist

I really wonder how much of White Nationalism is just based on certain people being told ‘no’ for the first time…

Clarence F Sargent #fundie

"His teacher asked him why did he say such a thing?, and he said, “Because the answers are the ones I believe them to be, and I have a constitutional right to my opinion.”
Except math isn’t an opinion.

"I have the right to my opinion and you have the right to yours.”
I disbelieve your thought experiment. I taught my kids that you have a right to your own opinion, but not your own facts.

“If you say my answers are wrong, you are judging me.”
That’s her job.

“Judge not lest you be judged.”
Why would the son of atheists quote the Bible?

“The riddle is this: Who is right, Johnny or his teacher? Is there an atheist who can solve this riddle?”
It’s his teacher. Your story problem sucks.

“You see, in order to prove that God does NOT EXIST,YOU MUST EXPERIENCE IT as a fact PERSONALLY!”
I don’t claim that i can prove God isn’t real. I just state that all the piss-poor arguments i’ve seen for gods have not convinced me that gods are real.

“THE EVIDENCE IS ON YOU NOT ME, YOU AS AN ATHEIST ARE THE EXPERIMENT THAT WILL ONCE AND FOR ALL PROVE THAT GOD ISN’T THERE!”
No, sweetie, the BURDEN of evidence is on you for your positive claim.

“So if God does not EVER INTERVENE IN YOUR LIFE BY OTHERS,”
Other people, who exist, have intervened in my life. I see no reason to think any gods made that happen, no.

“THROUGH HIS WORD”
Meh. God lists prohibitions but the Faithful either ignore it or rationalize the reason they don’t have to pay attention to that rule… Never had anyone just about to rob me suddenly stop and quote the Ten Commandments.

“OR BY NATURE’S WITNESS,”
I have no idea what you mean by Nature’s Witness intervening in my life. Sounds like coincidence?

“THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN YOU PERSONALLY SAY GOD DOES NOT EXIST—..HAVE YOU DONE THAT?”
I don’t say that.

“Have you found ANY evidence that is above & beyond all mention of God anywhere in History—..EVER?”
That’s just it, the claim of gods is non-falsifiable. You fucks can always attribute even random coincidence to divine action. It just doesn’t make a compelling argument to me.

“Has there been no intervention at any time in your life by a loving God—something you cannot explain naturally?”
No.

“word”
Um.. Excel?

“Today, I make a perpetual, boast before all atheists, agnostics and non believers, which I challenge particularly the most educated of them to match.”
God DAMN i really want to take a red pen to your entire post. Why is there a comma after perpetual?

“The boast is this: The grace I have received from God Most high, the faith I have in Him and the holy principles of God I seek to exalt and live by have placed me in an infinitely superior and blessed position than any atheist, agnostic and non believer is in, I AM NOT BETTER THAN YOU; BUT I AM MUCH BETTER OFF THAN YOU.”
And your shit doesn’t stink, either. Bet you pee cream, too, huh?
This boast is really not anything that’s going to convince me you know what you’re talking about.

Asahel #fundie

“The descendants of Noah's fancier specimens (behemoth, leviathan, velociraptor, et cetera, et al)”
Leviathan? Leviathan is a sea-monster. Why in the fuck would Noah have carried Leviathan?

"do not seem to have adapted very well at all!”
Why would God direct Noah to take up limited deck space with a species that was going to go extinct so quickly after the Flood?

“to the brutal climate shift, and thus to have died out fairly thoroughly, although some question remains as to just when...”
But Leviathan and Behemoth are supposed to fight at the end of time, aren’t they?
And… They’re singular creatures, not a species. Why would you expect them to have descendants?

_gonzalez #fundie

“How do you find it so hard to believe in the Bible?”
It’s full of things we know not to be true.

“ Why do you automatically assume that time differentiates things.”
It’s not a matter of time.

“One can believe that a handful of Spartans held off half of the Persian empire, yet not believe that Jesus cured the sick."
Military prowess and tactical superiority exist. If Faith Healing worked, the military would recruit gurus.

“One can believe that Achilles was a mighty warrior yet had a weak ankle, yet cannot believe that Noah had built an ark.”
Achilles? The guy whose mother was a sea nymph? Who dipped him in a river in the Underworld? A river that was also a Goddess?
You, uh, you think reasonable people believe he was real?

“One can believe Alexander the Great conquered almost the entire world in his twenties, but cannot believe the Earth was created by a God.”
Um… Yes. Quite.

Chi #fundie

“Atheists: Does it not take faith to deny the evidence that more than 1/3 of the world population?
...has presented to you??”
What evidence would that be?
Takes reading ability to see the ‘evidence’ they offer, and rational thought to evaluate it, and an attention span to reject it as not supporting the conclusion they swear it does.

“More than 1/3 of the world population believe in God and has experienced His Spirit; does it not take faith to deny such a huge evidence?”
You just asked that question.
No, it doesn’t take ‘faith’ to reject subjective anecdotes.

Kurdran #fundie

“PROOF evolution is a bunch of bull *!%#”
You can prove that scientists are wrong about evolution.

“look at the colecanth fish, its %##!ing 380 million years old”
But you accept scientist’s estimates of fossil dating.
And scientists who connect the current fish to the fossilized fish.

“and it still loks the same.”
Have you compared the fossils and the current examples?
Or do you trust some scientist’s comment on their being the same?

“and the earth was pangea 300 million years ago.”
And still trusting the scientists for continental drift.

“therefore the geology was different so it had to addapt and put up with that evolution bull#%%%."
Did the GEOLOGY change, or did the CARTOGRAPHY?
Land moved, but the geology processes did not.

“but it didnt happen...”
SUDDENLY you completely reject the science as supported by the scientists…

Superman #fundie

“If there were no God, there would be no atheists.”
Um, I AM an atheist. And as far as I can see, there are no gods.
I’d have to think if there WERE a god, there wouldn’t be more than three religions.

“You're doing a good job proving God does exists."
Well, you’re certainly not.

“The more nonsense you post the stronger my faith is in God!”
Okay. It might work better if you had actual evidence FOR god, not just self-serving illogic, but fine: Romper, Bomper, Stopperoo, I believed in Tippicanoe. There you go.

John F Trent #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia

“Pedro Pascal continued to engage in the sin of scandal”
Scandal? Is a SIN?
But Pascal is not scandalized by his behavior. Most of the people around him are not.
YOU are the one clutching your pearls. So the one engaged in the sin of scandal is you, Johnny. SHAME on you.

Romans15 #fundie

Rev. Steven Anderson #fundie

There’s the old joke of a woman who bet an entire bar that she could piss higher on the wall than the men could. They all go out into the alley, she stands close to but not touching, pees, stains the wall up about 18 inches from the ground.
All the men swagger up to the wall, knowing they can beat that. Open flies, reach in-
-And she says, “Hey! No hands!”

didaskalos #fundie

“Why bother being good in this life when there is so much to gain in the world by being bad...”
Hmmm. I respect my wife and I’ve been getting sex for almost 40 years. We’re fixing up our house. Just dropped 30K on the bathroom upstairs.

One of my former shipmates treats women like trash and has had a dozen lovers. And a couple dozen cases of STDs. Lives alone in a trailer. Has a fast car. Can’t quiet get the smell out after that girl’s suicide.

Yeeeeeah, not following your premise, here,,,

Dispirited Dreck #sexist

“Apparently, they’re rescuing women and children before men from the hurricane”
Um…complaining that women and children got saved before you implies that you were in line for rescue.
Wouldn’t a REAL MAN have saved himself? Just put the truck in low gear and badass your way to safety?
Sure, in this society men are left to fend for themselves… And that’s just the way we likes it! Yar! Raw meat and pirate flags.

pookey bear #fundie

“most scientists who buy into evolution are atheistic in there approach.”
Doesn’t matter. If they try to publish based on ‘Because there’s no god’ or other such, they don’t make it through peer review.
SO anyone buying into evolution, certainly anyone working with evolution, is basing it on the evidence.

“Since most of these are atheistic there is a direct link between what you call religions.”
Except there isn’t, that’s just you lying for Jesus. The science isn’t a religion. Too much paperwork to get funding.

"I wont debate that they can be construed as religions because the adherents to these as well as evolution in my mind worship man above all else.”
In your mind is a pretty weak argument.

“ i.e. communism =no God,”
No, communism is NOT automatically atheistic.
Look at the way the Disciples lived when they traveled with Jesus. All donated to the same cause, all took what they needed and that’s all.

"Abortion its your own body not God's do what you wish!”
That’s politics, not religion.

“Evolution = "hey you come along way baby" from some primordial soup there's no God!”
Plenty of people accept God and evolution, you wanker.

“Now i mean no disrespect here, but to disreguard the scientific evidence that has come to light is intellectually dishonest.”
What I notice about young earthers is that they examine one piece of evidence and only one and discard it before moving to another piece. Not honestly trying to justify three or more pieces of evidence into one harmonious view.
Same with Flat Earthers.

“ As in a court case there is absolutely a perponderance of scientific evidence to support a young earth.”
No, there really isn’t.

“ As a matter of fact there is much more than there is for an old earth!”
Sure, sure. That’s why oil companies use young-earth models to hunt for oil drilling sites.

“Lots of old earth scientists have finally concluded that there is just not enough evidence to support their theories. I can give you multiple quotes!”
The plural of anecdote is not evidence. The plural of quote-mining is just lying.

“One last point from a historical perspective the concept of an old earth was the creation of evolutionists.”
Wow, such a horrible lie.

“Up until the theory of evolution the earth was considered young.”
Geologists were dating the earth as pretty fucking old long before Darwin published.

“Point the evolutionists are wrong about evolution and an old earth theory is hard to substantiate.”
Except, you know, for the mountains of evidence.

Kathy M #racist

“Adorable little girl? What is it? It isn't White.”
Reminds me of a PITT parent. Blech.

“What I see is a Euro/African hybrid.”
Or, a black, as most of the states that give a shit would define her.

“A European who has mixed her genes with the primitive genes of an African.”
Actually, the African genes are no more or less evolved than anything in your ovaries, bitch.

“The offspring has a muted nature. It is unnatural.”
And yet, we get it the exact same way we get whites.
Weird, that.

Ralph #fundie

“Speaking of all the proof for evolution, you might want to read a book by a secular (meaning he is not a Christian) Professor of Biochemistry at Lehigh University. The book is titled Darwin's Black Box, The Biochemical Challenge to Evolution by Michael J. Behe.”
Behe.
Are you stupid or dishonest? Behe is a creationist, and testified (ineffectively) for the ID side in Kitzmiller Vs. Dover.

“It might surprise you to know that he does not believe in creationism, but he knows that Darwin's theory of evolution can't be true.”
He is a creationist. Evolution is actually crucial to his worldview. He thinks irreducible complexity proves that God HAD to be involved in the start of life. That’s creationism.
Pity his examples never stand up to scrutiny.

"You owe it to yourself to read his book, that is if you are truly interested in the facts.”
So do you, really.
What, you read a summary on a creationist page or something?

“Like I said, he does not preach creationism, in fact he believes we did come from a common ancestor, but he admits it can't have happened in the way evolution tries to explain it.”
No, sweetie. He DOES preach creationism, at the very start, and then evolution after that.

"What is my point?”
That you don’t know what you’re talking about?

“My point is that evolution has too many scientific holes to be true.”
Holes do not disprove the science, though. I mean, you ever watch an episode of CSI? Or House? Any legal or medical procedural? They gather a few clues, a suspect, but they don’t have a convincing case. And usually at least twice they come up with COUNTER evidence to their initial suspicion. Holes don’t save the innocent suspect, evidence does.

"Does that prove the Bible? No of course not, but it sure takes the air out of your evolution proves the Bible wrong theory.”
No, you fucking moron, it absolutely does not. Geology proves the Earth is a lot older than 6000 years. Archaeology proves mankind is older than 6000 years. And never went through a genetic keyhole like Noah’s Ark. And history doesn’t like using anonymous sources, which so much of the Bible is.

Jennifer Fulwiler #fundie

“I imagine that one day someone will get on the stage at one of these conferences, and propose a new moral code in which the the strong exterminate the weak and take all their possessions for themselves,”
You imagine that, huh?
Because so many Christains swear they’re pure psychopaths who only show moral behavior because of their belief in God.

Whereas, as an atheist, I don’t believe the moral systems of any religion come from anything but Man. If society moved to rational morals, rather than supernatural belief systems, we’d probably produce much the same morality. Just not attribute it to our invisible friend who we can’t argue with.

SlayerSlayer #sexist

“but these people lack the insight of a man who does not have sex and is quite perverted--”
I’ve seen y’all’s ‘insight.’ Misogynistic fantasies and self-justifying blamegasms. You have no insight, your every thought is a projection.

“A demo that is more relevant than ever,”
Huh? MOst of the world doesn’t even know you exist.

“and will only continue TO HAVE MORE POWER in the future, simply because we will outnumber the Chads and Stacies that fuck.”
But outnumbering any other demographic is meaningless unless you can work together. YOU idiots can barely speak to each other. The guy trying to get everyone to refer to women as ‘toilets’, for example. I don’t see his effort getting much traction.
The guys that want women enslaved, forgetting that women HAVE the vote and would need to support that change.

Fucking morons.

TheVman #sexist

“True. people who think sex robots will replace women are deluding themselves. We will always seek validation from women.”
Having been in a few liberty ports, I can tell you that ‘validation’ is not the main thing men are seeking. Scratching the horn, that’s way out in front. Put enough robots in the bars near the ports, army bases, air bases, you’ll satisfy a significant number of men’s needs.

“and when they all cheat and cuck us, then we'll still be chasing them.”
Ah, yes. YOU don’t want validation as a man, you want validation of the blackpill. Which you announce whether you get it or not.

“ This is why we need to enslave women before this happens”
And you wonder why no woman would touch you with a ten foot dildo.

Uglyman #sexist

It should be more mind-blowing that an incel blames all his trouble dating women ON his having had trouble dating women.
But it’s just an incel. “I’m ugly, therefore all my problems. Goddamned women judged me by my looks. Almost as badly as I do.”

Leo Volont #fundie

“But what if you were to specify the most elaborate and torturous deaths for anyone convicted of car theft? You wouldn't need any police. No one would dare steal a car.”
Victorian England used to hang pickpockets. Public hangings. Great crowd pleasers.
It was well known to pickpockets that THE best time to rob someone was just as the hangman pulled the lever. The criminal drops, the rope goes taut, they dance. Everyone’s eyes and mind are on the death. You could dip their wallet with a pair of pliers and they wouldn’t notice.
So THE most dangerous time for pickpockets in London was being in the crowd when they executed someone for being a pickpocket.
It’s not a deterrent, as everyone thinks THEY are too smooth to get caught.
And people dare.
Your premise is faulty by virtue of knowing fuck-all about history and human nature.

awifesnewlife #fundie

“But murdering a baby for your own selfish reasons is just wrong.”
Of course, Pregnancy itself can harm women. Even kill them. So forcing them to carry a baby to term is murder. For your selfish politics.
And we ARE seeing, right now, that zero-abortion statutes ARE killing women.
So fuck off, you hypocrite.

Steve #fundie

“Has Anyone Seen Evolution?”
Yeah. Sitting next to my mother during the ‘always time for lubrication’ scene was a trip and a half.

“Two questions immediately come to mind … who is this “evolution” person who did these things? Point him/her/it out to me.”
Evolution isn’t a person. More of a scorecard. If the animal’s genes have changed between generations, we say it’s evolved.

“When pushed, evolutionist would have to admit that no one has ever seen the invisible entity that has been named “evolution.””
It doesn’t even require ‘pushed.’ Your little fantasy here is not real, so, no, we haven’t seen it.

“Is evolution like the Force of Star Wars that “surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together”?”
No, it’s more like the triptik from the road trip you took twenty years ago.

David Wright #fundie

“But perhaps the best evidence that the Bible is true is that if it were not, the laws of logic and morality—and even our own existence—would not be possible.”
Ah.
You insist that human existence is dependent on the god described in the Bible.
But If the Bible is just made-up bullshit, there’s no Biblegod. But we still exist. Logic still works. Humans invented morality. Without Biblegod. So either there is a different god/goddess holding everything up, or gods are not necessary for logic, laws, humans.
Either way, the bible doesn’t prove the bible is true.

Amaqula #fundie

“Was there ever a sub-species of human beings as useless as atheists?? They define themselves by what they do not believe,”
You mean, like protestants?
Or, the Know-Nothing Party?
Or Anti-Vaxxers?
Or the Gender Critical? TERFs?

You need to get out more.

AtheistsAreStupid #fundie #wingnut

@kuyohashi #239898
He bravely blocks comments on all his six deviations, and on his profile. Just there to spew his bile.

Scotty #fundie

“Has anyone here ever considered the reason why Atheists spend so much time refuting something they "don't even care about"?”
You mean like living in a state that won’t let anyone sell liquor on the sabbath, but i need a bottle for my bourbon-soaked-chicken recipe?

“The fact is that they're afraid of God.”
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

“Deep down they know there is one, but they don't want to believe because they feel better being their own Gods to do whatever they want.”
And what do i do with this unsupervised ability to do whatever I want, huh?
I’m 63, with zero rapes, no robberies, no murders, no more than five assaults, very little incest, no grand theft auto… All because no god to stop me? Weird.

“They use Believers as a scapegoat for conflicting emotions.”
No conflict. You guys have sickening attitudes.

“Their goal is to convince themselves there is no God so that they can be free of the topic.”
No, no, I want to convince YOU that we ahve a secular nation, so there’s no God IN THE LAW.

“This will never happen because something in the back of their mind always reminds them that they're wrong. So for all your believers, don't argue with Atheists. They will never believe, no matter what, thus creating their own hell.”
Just pure made-up-bullshit, huh?

Born_Again_In_Jesus #fundie

“The ancients knew this and created fig leaf covers for the statues that the pagan godless Romans had everywhere.”
Actually, the fig leaves were used to cover the belly button.
There was a lot of turmoil, at one time, over Adam and Woman in the Garden… Would God have made them with a scar from the birth they didn’t go through?
Some in the church felt that God would not have made an unnecessary blemish on his perfect creations. Some felt that God made all of Earth with the appearance of age, so they’d have belly buttons.
And depending on which faction had power in the Church, they would trash art that showed a belly button, OR trash art that showed a smooth belly.
Someone hit on the idea of the fig leaves covering the belly button, so that art would survive the factional tug-of-war no matter who was in power.
Nothing about the human body being ‘dirty.’

defendtruth #fundie

AtheistsAreStupid #fundie #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #239907

And also 1 Corinthians 6:10

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
All he’s GOT on that site is reviling. Contemptuous language, insults, name-calling. Like Davey Stewart but dumber.