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Alan Burns #fundie

j”The implication is that our freedom can't be derived purely from the deterministically driven events in the physical material of our brain.”
How very odd that you infer what you already believe to be true.

“ Our freedom must come from a source which is not constrained by the uncontrollable forces of nature, so our freedom is verifiable evidence of our spiritual, God given nature.”
You’re trying to use science to prove the spiritual? Do you not KNOW that science is exactly silent on the supernatural? It’s limited to nature, natural process, and material facts. You CANNOT prove the spiritual.
Nice try. Sorry, no refunds.

drummachine #fundie

“Science has shown that were”
We’re.
“made out of dust just like the bible”
We are stardust. That does NOT mean science supports the idiotic fantasy in Genesis.

“and they have also done experiments in trying to prove evolution but they failed.”
Except all the evidence points to evolution. Weird, that.

“ Also many tests year after year the age of earth would change. 4 billion, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, etc. years.”
Citation needed.

“Rescently they have discovered that the universe is made of subtomic particals.”
Subtomic?
PARTICALS?
Never mind the citation, you’re making shit up as you go.

Judy Zwyghuizen #fundie

"t's been working great all these years;”
You’re clearly not talking about the constitution, right? Have you any idea how many changes there have been made to the Constitution?
Every Amendment, for one, literally changes it.
Every SCOTUS decision adds to it, amplifies it, explains it. Changes it to a new situation unanticipated by the framers.

"Let's not change any of our Constitution.”
As a legal expert, you make a good marshmallow.

“We are a Christian-based America.”
No, not even slightly.

“I don't care if a few don't like it or believe in our ways, but DO NOT ALLOW them to change our ways.”
But those are NOT our ways.

“They're over here in our country and we are a Christian-based culture!”
Just provide the scriptureal basis for the decorations we see in the stores at Christmas, please?

prettynpink17, the-davest-of-uncles, and lilygrace1990 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

“Secular Person: I want to do X.
Christian: You’re free to do it.

Secular Person: But you think X is wrong.”
Wow. You’re a lying sack of fluid shit. IFF the conversation was ’you’re free to do it’ then we’d day, “OKay! B-bye!”
We would not invoke your objections.
We don’t have to.
You did not say, ’I’m opposed, but you’re free to do it.’
What you said was, “My god says you can’t do that. So we’ll make it illegal.

"Secular Person: But I want you to say that X is good.
Christian: I can't say that.”
Nooooooooooooooo. No one cares if you say it’s good or if you say it’s bad. But when you LIMIT FREEDOMS because it’s bad, that’s when you get pushback.

Various Commenters #racist #homophobia

“I see these butt sex banners, sodomy signs, and fag flags more and more. Gross.”
Incels hate being reduced to their looks. Of course, they divide all women into Staceys, Beckys and Landwhales, so fuck them.
These bigos see an entire human demongraphic as ‘buttsex.’ Any move towards equality, their mind goes straight to the Anus. Y’all have the problems.
I can go HOURS in a conversation with my gay son or my gay coworkers and NEVER think of where they may or may not be gratifying themselves sexually. Same as my straight coworkers.
Of course, they’re almost all submarine sailors, so the conversation oftne includes such proclivities, possibilities, memories, and ‘I wonder if it’s possible,’ but UNTIL someone brings it up, i can see them all as people, not positions.

Lepetomaine #fundie

brian #fundie

“one comment.atheist have never and will never have ONE original thought.”
Really? Because I’m constantly complimented on my original thinking, writing, etc.
How many atheists did you examine in order to come to this conclusion? Seriously, i sthis a supportable claim or just standard thumper bullshit?

"its cheap and its contrived and its a bankrupt idea.”
Cheap? How much do you USUALLY pay for your ideas?
Contrived? I don’t believe in any gods. How contrived is that? As opposed to where Pharaoh was going to let the Hebrews go the first time Moses Asked, but God wanted spectacle. So he hardened Pharaoh’s heart. What’s contrived is the thumper attempt to make that Pharaoh’s fault, not God’s.

"it robs death of any meaning therefore it robs life of any meaning.”
If the atheists are right, then death is the ULTIMATE meaning. Anything you’re going to do, get it done before that. No second chances, no mulligans.

"its basically like saying that one of the billions who have lived is right and the rest are wrong.”
I’m quite okay with being right despite the opinions of a billion stupid people. I’ve met people. We’re a stupid species.

“not one atheist can answer when the universe started yet it is widely known that it had a beginning.”
Meh… ‘I Don’t Know’ is an answer.

“their hero richard"sheer luck" dawkins can only say it was, you guessed, sheer luck!!”
Not entirely. But i can see where you’d think that anything besides The Direct Command Of God is simply ‘random.’

“that is why atheism is such a bizarre fringe thinking that lacks meaning at any level.”
Means i get to sleep in on Sunday, and i was able to have a vasectomy without guilt. And i can love my gay son as much as my son that has a daughter.
Again, YOU thinking that unless THE SUPREME POWER OF THE UNIVERSE gives you meaning, there’s no meaning, is not the same as my opinion.

"atheism never had an original thought.”
You’re repeating your claim, dipshit.

William Betxelberger #dunning-kruger #fundie

Corey Stewart #fundie

Sozo #fundie

“C'mon all you God forsaking faithless 'Christians', dispute my evidentiary post that clearly proves God's claims [that medication shouldn't be taken for mental illness].”
That’s cool. Really. Christains are already hesitant to get help for what they need, make double-damned-sure that they don’t get help they DESPERATELY need. Mood swings, depressions, anger management, ALLLLLLLLLLLLL they need is the bible. Yeah, sure. While the atheists can get therapy and mood levelers and antidepressants and all the fun stuff. And live happy.
The Christains can only grasp the holy book with skeletal fingers and SWEAR through clenched teeth that they’re really happy.

"I realize the bible is not enough of a source, but lets try and humor God for a minute and see if He knows anything about the heart & mind!”
That would be the God that shattered a civilization for building a skyscraper but has done NOTHING about Trump Tower?
The God that thinks hail falls when he personally opens the chest it’s in and tosses it down through the skyholes/
Yeahh, gonna need some actual evidence, there.

williamjver #dunning-kruger

if you believe “The earth is only 6 thousand years old.”
then “ animals … extinct for 13 thousand years?” is yuour problem to work out.
Take your time, no one’s waiting.

David Bay #fundie

“I asked a former Satanist, now a Born Again Christian,”
Right, right, those credentials are NEVER falsified.
Nor does anyone ever fake a ‘I have a friend that’ story.

“how a Satanist looks as at Abortion. His reply was that Satanists regard Abortion as the highest level of human sacrifice to Lord Satan.”
Someone in this story is a lying sack of shit. First, a sacrifice has to involve something you WANT being given up. That’s not what an abortion is.
Second, abortions are medical procedures, not Satanic rituals.
Third, Satanists do not actually believe in a literal SATAN. Only Christains do.
Fourth, the highest form of sacrifice would be something ALIVE. Blood on the altar sort of situation. Your own book, The Babble, says we’re not ALIVE until our first breath. As a sacrifice, an abortion is right up there with getting your gall bladder removed.

William Betxelberger #dunning-kruger #fundie

“Those are false religions that worship demon gods,”
Meh. One man’s myth is another man’d religion.

“they have no place in the public square of America.”
OOOOH! Yes! YES! Start a precedent, any religion that cannot prove itself true gets kicked out of the public square!
Out of the schools, out of the parks, out of the opening prayers for legislatures… Do that!

“We are a Christian nation.”
Except we’re not.

“From Jamestown, then the Mayflower to our Puritan Rebellion”
All of those were British. Not part of or actions by the United States.

“we have been a nation and people who worship the Triune God, the Lord Almighty.”
Just look up Jefferson’s Bible Edit.
And find the scripture that inspired the Constitution’s ‘no religious test for public office,’ please.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“I plead with you whoever you may be to get saved before it's too late!”
Noted.

“If you sincerely doubt the Scriptures, why Oh why?”
They describe a flat Earth with a solid sky. CALL ME TRENDY, but i can’t believe anyone with divine discernment would write that.

The Apostles NEVER respond to Christ saying, “I’m gonna miracle,” with ‘You go, God!’ It’s ALWAYS ‘no man can do that’ even after he did what ‘no man can do’ in the last town they visited. REAL people change their minds with new information and physical demonstrations.

We die. We ALL die. Saint, sinner, somewhere in between, we all die and then God judges us for eternal disposition. WHY would HE set a death penalty for any sin? Witches are going to Hell when they get dead, what’s the point of killing them a few years early?

"Why I Believe the King James Bible is the Word Of God.”
I’m guessing you don’t know enough about the politics in James’ administration.

"2nd Thessalonians 3:1-2,”
Ah. Quote scripture at me to build your case for believing scripture. That’ll do it.

“Notice that “faith” is synonymous with being reasonable.”
Except you, Dave, are nothing like reasonable.

SisterNChrist #fundie

“I keep thinking that when the Rapture happens, many of us on SS will be taken...so when that occurs--there will be more SS money in the kitty for those left behind. Because once we're gone, our SS checks will quit coming to us.”
That’s assuming enough of you qualify to actually count. I have…doubts.

“Since sadly, I'll be leaving behind my brother & SIL, I trust that they will no doubt notify SS about my sudden departure, and have my SS checks stopped.”
Dude, if the rapture takes all the people that think they’re going, the government will stop all checks unless and until they verify each recipient still exists.

“Have you folks also thought about this possibility too?”
Yes.
When all you fuckers realize that the Rapture happened, and that Jesus was SERIOUS about all that woke stuff in the sermon on the mount, which is why you’re still here, the riots will be epic. People are SUCH sore losers, especially the entitled evengelicals who are going to be standing right here afterwards.
Y’all are going to blame atheists, blacks, Catholics, Mormons, unwed mothers, immigrants, The French, Biden, Vaccines, and maybe your in-laws. You’ll never review your own behavior to see where the fingers should be pointed.

Incel4Life #sexist

“Does it occur to guys with non virgin gfs that their gf ACTUALLY had another guy's dick in her mouth?”
I’m trying to get into her pants, under her shirt, out of my pants, AND get her to rub naughty bits against my naughty bits. EVEN IF i was as afraid of cooties as incels are, i’d be much too busy to wonder if any of the beautiful things I’m finding were ever on another man’s bed.

“The word sex is becoming so common it is kind of losing its power.”
Right, right. Beautiful woman approaches you and asks, ‘Sex?’ you’re going to turn it down because you’re jaded. ‘Sorry, Luv, heard that word ten times today. What else you got?’

"When people mention they "have sex", I just think to my self that they did something called "sex".”
Soooooooooooooo, you’re saying that an idea was transmitted by baning flesh together in a wind tunnel to be bounced off a trampoline in a different wind tunnel.

"I don't usually picture them having sex because people talk about sex as if it's something as casual as eating or sleeping.”
You know, i hadn’t thought about it, but I’m 63. And if a beautiful woman came up to me during the workday and said, “Do you want to come back to my place and sleep on my big, warm bed?” i’d get just as excited as i used to get at the thought of offers of sex.
And i think you’re lying. I’m pretty sure any incel hearing a woman even hint at having had sex one time fills his mind with thoughts of peni penetrating vaginas, anuses, mouths, ears, nostrils, hair, bras, and glory holes.

"I often forget that sex involves”
You never forget. You’ve watched too much porn to be blasé.

“It's kind of like the word "gay" now. When you think "gay guy", you just imagine some guy in a fashionable outfit that talks with a lisp and waves a rainbow flag.”
Ah. An incel with stereotypes. How unusual.

“You often forget ….”
You’d be amazed at how long i can talk with or about a gay person without thinking of anal sex. YOU cannot.

Edmund_Kemper #sexist #quack #crackpot

“the fact that your daughter was a fetus inside your mother,”
My mother? No, my sperm did not exist when i was inside my mother.
“which is because she was originally a sperm in your testicles,means there was a foid in your testicles,”
Nope. Unless something went very wrong, i didn’t have any women sperm. I had X and Y sperm, which could eventually become girls and boys, but they weren’t girls/boys as sperm.

"therefore not all of your body was male because there was a part of your body that was female.”
No, there was not.

“ now before you think this means mothers with sons aren't 100% male,”
I hope to GOD my wife is not 100% male.

"that argument doesn't work and its different because the male fetus was originally a sperm in the dad's balls and therefore came from the dad's balls originally NOT the mom's womb, thus it was part of the dad's body NOT the mom's body.”
What a stupid way to say ‘the man’s sperm determines the baby’s sex.’
We all took high school biology. And apparently paid LOTS more attention than you did in English.

"therefore, if you have a daughter, you aren't 100% male. you're 99.9% male and 1% female.”
No, sweetie. YOUR sperm is 50% unable to form males, because you’re an incel, and 50% unable to form females, because it’ll never meet an egg.

“ Real men can only have sons.”
Chuck Norris has two daughters, your entire existence is invalid.

“ and it's also cucked to have a daughter”
Go tell Chuck Norris he’s a cuckold. Please.

“because you raise her for 18 years to become a slut who has sex with dozens of chads but that's just water is wet”
Water is not wet. Things that touch water get wet. ‘Wet’ means an excess of water. Wet water would just be water with more water, or “Water.”

“the sky is blue grass is green.”
Right now my grass is kind of brown. It’s a fucked-up spring.

Orson Scott Card #fundie

“Married people attempting to raise children with the hope that they, in turn, will be reproductively successful, have every reason to oppose the normalization of homosexual unions.”
Uh… I have a wife. We have three sons. We have one granddaughter. We have one gay son. And we have lived in Massachosetts since before the marriage ruling. We support it. PLEASE explain our error.

“It's about grandchildren.”
No, dear, MORMON religion is ABOUT grandchildren. We welcome our idiot’s little daughter, but there’s FAR more to life than her.

“That's what all life is about.”
Well, no, if you’re taling evolution, it’s about the SPECIES having successive generations. Not individuals.

“It's not enough just to spawn -- your offspring must grow up in circumstances that will maximize their reproductive opportunities.”
Why would i want that, though? Say our Tallest lives in the closet, gets a beard, manages to plant a seed in her… Then later decides he ’can’t live the lie anymore.’ Like what happened in the 70s. They get divorced. It might be so bad a divorce that his ex won’t have any contact with us any more and we won’t see our grandkid. Our confused, hurt grandkid.
You expect to much. I’m not asking my son to live a lie. I’m not denying him the chance to be happy. I’m not expecting ANY of them to give us a kid for the kid’s sake. That’s the attitude my (Mormon) grandparents had and it ended up ending my parents’ marriage.
Fuck.
You.

incelkkk #sexist

“why msut it be so difficult to get a gf,”
Girls mature faster than boys. You probably aim for the wrong girls. You need one to match your maturity level. From the above, i’d say about 12?

“fml.”
Yes, yes, give up. Blame everyone else and just rot. Alone.
“”FML”
Heard you the first time.
“FML FUCK MY LIFE”
Not arguing with you. Your life has an incel in charge of it, that’s a raw fucking deal, dude.

“ITS TOO HARD”
Yes, respecting women is WAY too difficult for you to aspire to. Better to just have a tantrum.
“it likes playing ON IMPOSSIBLE MODEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Your life LIKES playing on Impossible mode?
Oh. Wait, you mean ’it’s like playing…etc.’
Yeah, keep approaching life, and dating, like a computer game. Women are just puzzles and you need to figure the five sentences of dialogue to unlock them. All of them. Not like respecting them and treating them as individuals would improve your odds.
Wanker.

Lion of Judah #fundie

“You give somebody an inch, and they take a mile.”
Like the Christains? We stopped throwing them to the lions, and they immediately threw pagans to the lions. For the same reasons?
And centuries later, they think it’d be okay to torture Atheists. Or at least, it’s an option.

“Because we did stop the persecutions and stuff against atheists, but not”
Now.
They HAVE to be saying ‘now’ at this point.

"they want to promote atheism, why is this?”
Well, if you still think persecuting people for a lack of agreeing with you is okay, or a choice, then it’s in self-defense for us to promote atheism.

"Did we not stop the Inquisitions and stuff?”
Not.
As pointed out above, it’s not stopped, just packaged differently.

Sherri Kay #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The main reason SS is at a breaking point is Congress. There was all that cash just SITTING therre, they ‘loaned’ it out and bought shit. And now, the people that told Biden and college students, ‘You take a loan, you pay it back,’ don’t want to pay it back. Scum sucking bastardized low life flea bag ridden maggot ifested vampire hypocritical fuckknuckles.

Criosdaidhlaoch #fundie

“Thats a cowardly cop out.”
No, you just don’t know enough to actually TEST evolutionary theory, much less understand the answer.

“ It doesn't matter what two animals you use, if one is the ancestor and one is the predecestor”
Oh. I see. Welcome to America. We speak English, here, but you should learn it in no time. Even our creationists can almost speak English.
Right now, you’re not saying what you think you’re saying. You just asked us to explain why a coelacanth has different DNA than a coelacanth. As i said, you don’t know enough to criticize evolution.

“then evolution has to explain why the predecestor has gained DNA and lost old DNA.”
Mutations. Selection. That’s pretty much it.
Although I’m sure neither word means what you think it does.

JesusChristRep #fundie

“mans logic is flawed because when used does not always produce accurent results or truth,”
I love being lectured about logic from someone so clearly in over their head.
Logic is a tool for evoaluating ideas.
Not really a source of knowledge, more a way to organize the knowledge we already have and see what it says.

“ you cannont always reason things correctly.”
Well, clearly you cannot, either. But it’s a far cry to get from ‘logic is limited’ to ‘logic is flawed.’

"example: we say the butler killed mrs smith... but actually she died of natural causes...”
Well, WHY did we say that the butler committed murder? Was it logic? You haven’t shown logic to be flawed, here. Maybe the logic was fine, but the inventory of facts was incomplete? Maybe the person using the logic was incorrectly trained in logic. Maybe someone dreamed that GOD told him that the bulter did it, and he just CLAIMED to have reasoned it out.
There’s a reason courts rquire evidence, not just a logical argument.

"you see we can reason and detuct and think all we want. but that wont always produce the truth.”
I don’t see that from your examples. You’re just BARELY dressing your scenario and claiming it’s flawed logic. My logical evaluation of your argument is that it’s low on specifics and big on assumptions.

"this is probably the best reason as to why its flawed. it doesnt help the fact that we cannont tell truth from lie in and of ourselves.”
No. No, that does not mean logic is flawed. We may be applying it wrong, or you might be a braindead fuckknuckle.
Demonstrate an ACTUAL flaw in ACTUAL logic and see how that works.

Truth Seeker John 8:32 #fundie

“Evolutionists and Atheists: If our creator - God did not give our bodies the ability to heal?”
I’m an atheist. I don’t think any gods gave us any fucking thing, no.

“and our blood the ability to congeal,”
Is it really an ability? Or is that the chemical reaction to certain conditions?
Like, does water have ‘the ability’ to evaporate?

“then how could any person every survive surgery???”
You want to go out and come in again? Start over?
If our blood can congeal, and God had nothing to do with it, we’d be living in the world we live in right no. You’re making no sense.

"Without God's aiding assistance, we would all bleed to death.”
You start with the assumption that god did NOT give us healing, then conclude that ONLY GOD could make us heal.
Go have a lie down, you’re talking crazy shit.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

There are a lot of problems in the country right now, and they’re all cunts, but not too many women in charge.

Steven Roland #homophobia

“It’s called being celibate!”
No, it’s not. Celibacy is denying the urges. Asexual is lacking the urges. They are not the same.

“Some people are called into it in the Bible!”
Yes. As a choice. Which would be celibacy. Not asexuality.

““Asexual” is just sodomite re-branding of something perfectly normal!”
It is perfectly normal, but it’s nothing to do with homosexuality.

"No one is “oppressing” you for living for the Lord in a celibate way!”
Butcha’ kinda are. Telling them that they’re not feeling the feelings they say they’re feeling. Just like people tell transgenders. Or deeeeeeeeeply closeted gay men who want to pretend they’re NOT having gay urges by claiming their celibacy is a gift to God, not a fear response.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“Coal is the single most reliable, durable, secure, and powerful form of energy.”
Yes, this is why submarines use coal instead o f U-238, because we can burn it even 400 feet down, and the storage doesn’t take up significant parts of the ship. It’s why the Navy still has a fleet of colliers for underway replenishment of coal.

"It’s almost indestructible.”
Um… Fire. Fire consumes coal. That’s how we get the entergy from the coal, by destroying the coal. It’s not a reusable energy source.
IDEALLY it’s destroyed in a furnace, so we CAN benefit from its destruction but if someone BOMBS it, it will likely burn an amount of it.

You’re fractally wrong. At every level, from every angle, no matter the magnification, you’re wrong.

Hootowl #fundie

“Scientist: "We don't know everything, but we have more evidence that points to X.", where X=Intelligent Design".”
If ‘intelligent design’ is supposed to be the quiet part, why say it OUT FUCKING LOUD in the opening?
God DAMN this is stupid.

BUt, hey, if scientists have the evidence for intelligent design, why don’t you list the evidence and/or the sciengists?
And where were they at the Kitzmiller vs. Dover trial?

“ Hoot: "What's the X stand for?"”
He just TOLD you what it stands for.Were you not paying attention? My god, it’s YOUR fantasy.

“Scientist: "Well, X = Intelligent Design. Everything we discover points to it. We just can't say it publicly. The kids need new shoes, you understand."””
If a scientist can’t say it publicly, he’ll obfuscate. “It’s a general trait of universal development, well known among idiots, and people who eat lead paint, but not something we can really explain to the more mentally competent of the planet, see? Sorry.”

Winter-Lifeguard-550 and Baddok21 #sexist #dunning-kruger

Why is this always y’all’s excuse”
I dunno. Maybe an attention span?

“like you don’t have the ability to pick up trades.”
Within my lifetime, computer operators were mostly women, as all that typing made it look like a woman’s job in the secretarial pool. As computers became more interesting, man movied into the field. And pushed women out. And froze them out. And THEN, since they didn’t see women in such jobs, spread rumors that women weren’t capable of such jobs.

"At no point in your life have you been denied a physically laborious and necessary to our survival job.”
That’s not true. The false belief that many men have that women are incapable of such labor means many won’t hire women for that job, because they figure they’ll have to hire another man to do her work, since she can’t. So men think they’re doing right by the company to gatekeep women.
I saw the exact same thing whenever another rate or billet was opened to women in the Navy, all the old timers grousing about how their productivity was going to shit for ‘equal opportunity’ that was going to add bodies but cost manpower.

“You just don’t want to do it because you figured men would. You sure LAZY”
This is the exact attitude that kept women out of ‘manly’ jobs.

“but yes men build, maintain and protect the world we all enjoy” They also control the histories and tend to edit women out of the story. Especially after Christainity spread so far, they couldn’t handle women getting credit.
Same way Biologists would not publish any research about seeing gay behavior in animals, historians didn’t credit any reports of a woman’s contributions.

dusty #fundie

“And He answers the prayer because it was His will from the beginning according to what He wanted to accomplish...”
So… We’re in a car accident, and we’re trapped in the car, and we see gasoline trickling out and running towards a flame, if God plans to save us, we pray for god to help us BECAUSE he’s going to save us? But if he has decided not to, then our prayer is just amounts to desperate foreshadowing. And it’s just our invention, nothing to do with God…. What a rat bastard.
“Save me! PLEASE!”
“LOL, nah.”

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

@Conscience #221769
Good point! And if Earth wasn’t a rotating globe, we’d only have one tide a day, from the moon’s pull. We have two, which only models well on a spinning ball.

TheQuartering #elitist #wingnut #mammon

You know, i seem to recall people being told, durinmg the Pandemic, you don’t NEED a haircut. You don’t NEED to go to a bar. You don’t NEED to be surrounded by a congregation to worship, god hears you at home.
And the general response was that if they couldn’t live their life the way they wanted to, Biden and Fauci were fascist dictators who needed to be taken out on the White House Lawn and shot for treason.
Anyone else remember that?

TED #fundie

“There is NO practical reason for gays to have Marriage. The ONLY reason they want it so bad is to slap straights in the face.
Even if we pretended that were true, is there any good (secular) reason for the secular state to deny them? To continue to discriminate against them?
And spare us th eusual bullshit about ‘they can’t have kids’ as that is not a marriage requirement, or the bible, which is not a basis of our secular law, or it not being natural because it bloody well is. CLOTHES aren’t, but homosexuality is.
I’ve lived in Mass since the State SC decision and if anyone’s slapping me in the face i haven’t noticed it.

jstrodel #fundie

“(because happiness entails honor and social position)”
Nope. There are people who’d be happy with a serving of food, and no change to their social position.

“Why are you racist against children?”
Racist…. Against children?
Were you homeschooled or did you just play football before there were helmets?

FairSharFairShar #fundie

“We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear...and had to have a colonoscopy,”
A colonoscopy as a response to a stuck bottle? Wouldn’t that make the prep difficult? I mean, the one thing i always notice on the colonoscopy report is how good the prep was. They would mention of a bottle blocked the probe, i’d think.

“almost died.”
Of having a bottle or a camera shoved up his ass?
Even for a fundie anecdote this is pathetic.

"That's when his wife found out he was gay.”
Having sex with bottles is not the definition of ‘gay,’ you blithering idiot.

“My husband said why would someone do such a stupid thing and I said because gays are, by nature, "off somewhere" -- "not right in the head"...they are not happy with the ordinary.”
So, you think anyone who wants their ass stimulated is gay and wrong. What if he was just trying to stimulate the prostate?

“Even in the way they dress, the way they walk, speak, think...they have some type of a problem.”
But you JUST SAID his wife didn’t know he was gay until the suspicious anecdote. If ‘they’ dress gay and walk gay, and speak gay, wouldn’t she have noticed?
Have you ever met a gay person?
Have you ever had a ‘friend’?

"They are drama queens,”
Except if they’re married, i guess.

“ but more than that, many (not all) are absolutely crazy and do crazy things, trying to prove something.”
Uh huh…. I have known a few gay men. They manage to perform in the military back whenit was illegal for them to be there.

“BTW, that friend died of AIDS quite a few years ago.”
I think i’d have LEAD with the AIDS death to prove any problem with teh gey.

starboymikey #fundie

“See, that's the problem with you scientific secularists. You just don't get it.”
I don’t live inside your fantasy, no.

“The truth is God put the temple there 6,000 years ago and made it *look* 11,000 years old just to test our faith.”
No, not ‘look.’ He had to match every line of inquiry, including all the dating methods, to all match up and, in every instance, give us evidence of an old Earth. And if he’s going to put THAT MUCH effort into convincing me that the world is much, much, much more than 6000 years old, i’d be a fool to doubt it.

“I dare you to prove I'm wrong.”
DARE me? I got over taunts like that a long time ago. Your problem with science is literally your problem. Just try to keep it from staining anyone else’s clothes.

“ (Note, scientific evidence is inherently faulty”
He said on the internet.

“and does not count.”
Well, that’s the entire point. Science produces results. How much of the intrawebs is biblical?

“Only Biblical evidence or divine revalation will be accepted.)”
That’s your issue. You wanna discount ALL THE FUCKING EVIDENCE, for your superstition, that’s on you.

sexselector #fundie

“if a woman does a “sex crime”, it doesn’t have that word.”
Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! You want to segregate RAPE? English doesn’t have gendered worrds, but you want RAPE to be male?

“”rape" is taken. it is done by a penis.”
It’s sex acts without permission.
When i was in high school, a group of girls copied a movie scene and raped another girl with an empty glass coke bottle. No penis involved anywhere, but that word was all over the trial.

“”come up with your own word for other stuff.”
Except ‘rape’ works, and applies, and conveys everything i need it to.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“If the husband rebukes his wife, she”
Claws his face off.
I have never seriously rebuked ‘the wife.’
She’s older than me and smarter, and my partner, not an employee.

“ Understandably, sometimes the husband is frustrated and crabby.”
Not a good reason to abuse anyone you’re supposed to be in love with.

“The man gets little sleep and is a nervous wreck, wondering what his wife will do next, or if she's coming home or not, or who she's going to drag into the marriage (and she often does).”
Sounds like you needed help, not justifications for being an asshole.

“Well-meaning people often take sides and make matters worse.”
Not entirely sure how they could be worse.

“His wife has no supervisor, so her husband has to reprimand her”
No, Stevie, you don’t HAVE to.

“for not doing her duties at home.”

HEEEEEEEEEEEhehehehe. I can imagin telling my wife what her duties are. If i’m lucky, the glass in my food will be ground, not shattered.

“ If the husband doesn't discipline her, then who's going to do it?”
Such a sad premise to question.

Quiet_Lengthiness348 #conspiracy #fundie

“There’s no actual evidence that space exists or the earth is a globe or that the earth is millions of years old.”
Yeah, gonna need you to call up all the collected evidence for each one of these generally-accepted-conditions and refute it all, then. Otherwise you’re just fingers-in-ears naysaying.

“It’s just lies put in text books that you have decided to believe in.”
Well, for the Earth-As-Globe we took some of those experiments out of the textbooks and conducted them and they worked.

So, NOT just ‘stuff someone wrote, but evidence i’ve actually experienced.
Also, consider the size of the conspiracy to HIDE a Flat Earth. They can’t just depend on everyone staying convinced. They have to induct pilots, and geologists, and cartographers… SO manny people do things that might stumble on the truth of the truthiness that it’s not a CONSPIRACY, it’s the main industry of the entire human race.

“Your religion is scientism”
A tired and baseless accusation that just dismisses any counter-arguments, and rather lazily.

“ but that is a religion because most of science today fails to follow the scientific method.”
Betcha your version of the Scientific Method is false…

“Suggest you start with the idea that the earth is flat. Try to debunk that using the scientific method and not NASA nonsense.”
We can measure Earth’s spin directly with modern gyroscopes. A Flat Earth group was completely unable to make such a gyro give them results that supported their theory.

“You will fail.”
So, seeing the sailing ship’s sail before the hull, that’s NOT evidence of a globe?
Used to go to Bear Lake in Idaho. It’s wide enough that from one side’s beach you can’t see the beach on the other side due to the curve. But if you climb the hill above the beach, you can.

"Then you will ask yourself who created this flat earth?”
No. No, I won’t because the evidence always supports the globe.

“Certainly not some big bang lie wagon.”
No one who knows a fucking thing about the Big Bang thinks it created the Earth.

“Then you will read the bi le and see that it is testament to a flat earth”
A big reason i stopped reading The Bible.

“and who knows maybe even believe in almighty God. Hallelujah!!”
No. Just…no.

Temerity #fundie

“I could just tell my ideal partner that I don't like when she talks to other guys and she would ignore him completely.”
So, your ‘ideal’ fantasy is a cardboard cutout where a woman would stand?

“But if I was with an unideal partner and she continued to talk to him knowing full well that he likes her and that it rips me apart inside,”
So, BEST sitiation, you say, ‘I don’t like it.’ and she obeys.
Less best, you say, ‘I don’t like it,’ and she understands that to mean ‘rips me up inside.’ Your ideal partner is telepathic?

“I would not hesitate to resort to murder.”
Make this clear in the prenup, please.

evolutionisforidiots.com #fundie

“To be an evolutionist/atheist, you must have faith in and defend the "Big Bang" story,”
They could disprove the Big Bang between now and Thursday, and i’d still be an atheist. And still accept evolution.

“no matter how impossible that event may be.”
Even a 1 in a zillion gazillion chance is not impossible.

"Evolutionists claim to believe that the entire Universe originated when a tiny, spinning, infinitely dense magic ball of matter exploded.”
Cosmologists, astrophysicists, not evolutionists.
And it’s Expanded.

"They have no proof of this event, no evidence suggesting it, no witnesses, and they haven't developed a plausible theory of where this matter came from, of course...”
You just read the chapter list on textbooks, don’ you? None of the contents?

"but it's an intriguing fiction nonetheless.”
to me, an intriguing fiction is the idea that Moses wrote the first five books of the Bible, including a description of his own funeral.
Did God describe it before he died? Or did he write it post-his-own-mortem?

https://www.deviantart.com/keithvii/art/Galilee-Man-A-Real-Deadline-1035845933

TruthTraveler #fundie

“I wen't from blasphemy to believer. I DO NOT wan't to goto hell!”
See, when i shifted from conservative to a much more liberal outlook, i could point to things that changed my mind Not necessarily to convince anyone else, but to at least flesh it out, that i didn’t just flip a coin.
This reasoning is right up there with changing political parties so people won’t throw eggs at your car…

Whered_u_go128 #sexist

“High Iq thought.”
Pepole with high IQs know how to spell IQ.

“Other then”
High IQ people know the difference between Then and Than.

“ looks a big reason people hate incels is because incels are better than most at calling out hypocrisy and it makes everyone uncomfortable.”
Misogynists whining about why girls won’t love them for their personality are not the acme of hypocrisologists.
Sexists complaining about women judging them by their looks, peppering their posts with terms like ‘land whale’ or ‘dressed like whores’ need to review their own hypocrisy before gauging anyone else.

“It takes a very delusional person to deny what's in front of them”
Such as y’all and th e 80/20 rule.

“normies and cucks don't like this because”
Because it’s a stereotype for your comfort, not a reality.

“they can't fathom their beautiful "queens" as hypocritical sluts”
What i can’t fathom is why you think i’d believe your bullshit without the slightest shred of evidence.

“so they just chalk it up to "stupid incel opinions.”
No, sweetie, we chalk it up to hateful incel attempts at propaganda

“Truth hurts and the blackpill just hurts even more”
The blackpill is not truth, though. How could it be? You don’t spend ANY time with womwn, and little with Normies, so it’s obvious you have NO FUCKING IDEA what you’re talking about.
And this is about as ‘high IQ’ as masturbating with a cheese grater.

caligatrux #fundie

“Transgenderism is a mental disorder,”
Not according to over 100 years of scientific investigation. But, you know better, i see. And your training in this field?

“and should be treated as such.”
Funny thing, do you KNOW the most successful treatment of transgenderism?, whether it’s biochemical, mental, or emotional in nature? Transitioning them.
So, yeah.

YOYAMA #fundie

About the time of the revolutionary war, there were molly houses in a lot of cities. Being a brothel but specifically for male prostitutes. I doubt they’d have reacted to such a presentation as anything like violence. Maybe, “Not just yet.”

mom of young patriots #fundie

“Actually, we do. I have studied Walter’s position on this topic and I know that he is not in favor of anyone going through transition. Quite the opposite, in fact.”
And i care, why?
The
The treatment for transgendered individuals used to be to pretty much brainwash the mind to match the body. About a hundred fucking years ago (at least in the US, we trailed behind others), they started shifting the body to match the brain.
The results have been so good the regret rate is below 1%. My wife has knee surgery next week and the regret rate for this procedure is about 30%. Having a child has a regret rate of between 5 and 16%.
And, of course, 50% of marriages end in divorce.

"We need to blow up the myth that “transition” is possible.”
That’s a lot of evidence to sweep under the rug, though.

Merqutio #fundie

“Ace, for your rebellion against God, you deserve to be put to death”
I notice that even those who do NOT rebel, they all die. God has sentenced us all to death.
What’s the fucking hurry for criminals? Seriously, if you believe in the skydaddy, then at some point we all meet our maker. How do you justify ‘love your neighbor’ with ‘kill the heretic’?

the chosen one #fundie

“Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same if a bunch of bratty kids told you you were a bald headed fart.”
I am a bald, old fart, thank you very much.
And, no, there’s no INSULT that would drive me to asking God to send two bears to TARE UP any number of minors. What kind of sociopath thinks that way?

“You would wish that the ground opened up and swallow the spoiled brats.”
No. No, i would not. I hever have.

“That was justice in the eyes of the Lord”
And that says a LOT about the Lord.
And his followers.

“and not murder.”
I can only hope you get the aftelife you deserve.

anonymous Twitter commenter #quack #moonbat

Anti-black? Because the first thing i thought of at reading ‘obese’ was Rush Limbaugh….
Followed by Baron Harkonnen (SP?)