Sammettik

@Sammettik

And the self-made man who made a fortune can’t empathize with the lower-class because he was never REALLY poor.
And all the people who decided to quit smoking don’t have to worry about respiratory problems because they never REALLY smoked.
And the serial burglar who decided to go straight can’t be prosecuted because he was never REALLY a thief.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

Paul Bury #wingnut #conspiracy

The TL-DR: “you liberals ALLEGEDLY did bad things, so it’s ok for us to EXPLICITLY do bad things!”

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

[Actually, there’s no such thing as same-sex “marriage.” That’s why I have the word marriage in quotes.]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

@Yutolia #168982

Farcical Fail Gaming has no idea how “review structure” works. A sensible critic will begin with a introduction and rundown of the game, a few comments and observations in the middle (“what I liked”/ “what I didn’t like”), and then a final conclusion. Instead, Paul and his clan just jump randomly from one subject to another, like going directly from a rant on the game’s violence, to commenting on the price, and ending by flatly complimenting the graphics.

Mind, this is the guy who docks points from a game’s review score because the game had the word “evolution” in its title. WHO is being petty here?

Ben Garrison #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia

For all his constant mocking of Biden’s poor memory, Benny here can’t seem to remember his own failed future predictions: https://fstdt.com/B$ZT2$W$RVR_H#comments

Neither-Cancel6959 #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

If I had a nickel for every time some fundie made an account on reddit just to make a single post about a perceived conspiracy in family-friendly media, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

[“my Father told me he saw the parents laughing and talking with the news crew, right before they went on camera to weep about their loss. Fishy.”]

Does your Uncle also work at Nintendo?

Paul Bury #wingnut #fundie #senpai_noticed_us

I’d also like to point out that this guy’s website is so poorly designed that if one wanted to see the free scans of his magazine he posted, they’d have to search for it from outside the site because none of the options in the table of contents link to the magazine page and his website’s search bar has been broken for the last year-and-a-half.

Note: I didn’t Include it in the quote, but Paul here still seems to think that every one of the “ten million unique IP addresses” that visited his site were all Christians as Fundie as him.

Monica Cole #fundie #homophobia

“Even though the LGBTQ lifestyle is legally and culturally accepted, it still is immoral.”

Translation: Who cares about what everyone else thinks? Only what people like ME think should matter!

John Smith #racist #psycho #wingnut

Ok then John, how about YOU try being a slave?

Matt Slick #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

Joy Peace Humble #fundie

I feel real bad for this woman’s kids…

Joshua Connor Moon #wingnut #conspiracy

<Typical KiwiFarms UserName Here> #psycho #sexist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #senpai_noticed_us #elitist #wingnut

[Even if nothing comes from it, you can rest easy knowing that, once again, you occupy the moral high ground.]

“Yeah, I got my ass handed to me, but I'm still MORALLY the victor!” is one of the most pathetic comebacks right up there with “I have more subscribers than you, therefore I’m right!”

Alter Ego #transphobia

[That's exactly how it was done in Chapter 1, everybody just referred to Kris as, well, Kris, and it didn't throw me out of any of the scenes because the game wasn't trying to force anything down my throat.]

Wrongo

Susie: “Huh…? Kris…? Did you say something back there? (…I can’t hear them anymore…)”

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #crackpot

If Trump were president Ben would all for starting WW3 against those “dirty commies”.

micropenis29 #conspiracy #wingnut

I can’t take a guy named “micro penis” seriously.

Conservapedia #crackpot #fundie #pratt

You could make a drinking game out of the number of times they accuse a film of a “feminist agenda” just because it has a female protagonist.

Unknown 4channer #fundie #pratt #senpai_noticed_us

It’s hard to feel insulted when the insulter doesn’t know how to draw the letter D.

SoapMacTavishTF141 (Currently known as Mangelo212) #wingnut #fundie

Ben Garrison #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

This was probably the first time I’ve seen someone flip-flop from “Yeah! Go protesters! Kill em’ all!” to “It was totally all peaceful and the violence was faked!” in the span of a single post.

Lena Ruseva #wingnut

And just when you think Garrison comparing Trump to Quixote was ignorant, this bitch goes and equates him to The Terminator.

Blackpillapologist #crackpot #sexist #transphobia

Robert Cornell #wingnut

I’d love to see you fucking TRY.

Oh wait, you already tried, and you FAILED. And you’re too spineless to try again.

12werqt #crackpot

RHJunior #fundie #kinkshaming #mammon

Ray Comfort #fundie

danceofangels #fundie #homophobia

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

[I don't threaten them because they have a different viewpoint.]

“If you don’t act exactly like us, you deserve to be tortured for all eternity.”

Ben Garrison #wingnut

“What I’m doing is stupid, I know it’s stupid. But I’m gonna do it anyway.”

Various contributors #crackpot #psycho #sexist

I get the feeling this is all the same guy making 10 separate accounts to agree with himself.

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy

Almost makes you want to watch that episode MORE, don’t it?

worshipmoment #fundie

They say the most dickish things in the friendliest tones.

Prometheus #fundie #pratt

Why the hell did he name himself after a Greek god? Isn’t that blasphemy?

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

“If they are trying to illicit an angry response they fail there as well.”
“Are they attempting to waste our and everyone else’s time so they can have the spotlight on them? They get that for a few seconds and then it’s gone forever.”
Paul here fails to realize that by making this post he’s giving the trolls exactly what they want.

NeonRevolt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy

Nintendo: “oh no. A whole twenty people are not buying our games anymore, how awful.”
It bears repeating that this guy thinks every "hit” his site gets is a different person and that they are all as fundie as he is.

Anonymous Trump Supporter #psycho #wingnut

Nothing to worry about. Conservatives are too spineless. Whenever they boast how they’re “coming for you” they’re really hoping some other conservative will do it for them. But they never consider that “some other conservative” is hoping the same of them.