“transgenderism isn’t a real thing”
Thomas lives in an alternate universe where trans people didn’t exist…and also:
…Kamala Harris shreds her skins, revealing her to be an Antifa brain wave device.
…Biden has a 6 pack and is currently fighting in WWE.
…Trump is a extremely popular sumo wrestler in japan, who spends his money on charity.
…Obama is a LGBQ+ (Since trans people don’t exist in this magical universe) Kenyan who is married to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
…George W. Bush was only president for 1 year because after that year he gets arrested for causing 9/11 by playing “Magic Jenga”.