A positive outcome for the public
Is not a part of their design criterion
They have gotten most everyone hooked up to the Cloud
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You have no clue that “the Cloud” is just marketing lingo for “someone else’s computer”, do you? Dumb question, as the rest of this shows, you have no clue what most words mean.
DARPA under the guise of local logistics in white vans
Puts an EEG overlay of personality upon the unsuspecting
Acronyms are SCAAARY!
If you get too radiated
And fall into a subluminal space
I’m fairly sure we are quite subluminal already. For matter with a rest mass > 0, anything else is rather hard.
Did you try to write “Subliminal”? How would that even be a space, into which one could “fall”?
Then you get morphed into Bigfoot or Wolfman
GO GO POWER CRYPTIDS! MIGHTY MORPHING POWER CRYPTIDS!!1
Can I be a Mothman instead, though?
What we would call a UFO
Pulls neurons out of you
And loads them into a neuromorphic chip set
Because AI needs living neurons
I think if flying saucers went around cracking people’s skulls and pulling out their brains like in some third-rate SF horror movie, people would have noticed. Or, found the debrained/lobotomized remains at least. Besides, why do your villains always do these ridiculous rube-goldberg machine plans? Why not just use slug or rat brains, like in real life, or dissect human fetuses at least? Could have combined that last part with forced-birth propaganda, too!
They fly over your home
And log into you with a web portal
Yes, because you literally contain a fully-functional HTTP web server capable of delivering HTML documents. Where’s your Wifi antenna, though? Is it like in South Park?
Law enforcement now just logs into you with geomancer
Law enforcement geomancer?
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