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ConservativeWarrior #fundie imdb.com

Do workers really need to be paid?

It is nothing more than a subversive form of communism and the redistribution of wealth. CEOs have no moral obligation to pay their employees; minimum wages are just a socialist/big government way of punishing corporations. Most workers already have too many benefits, like set hours and OSHA guidelines. Only in a truly free society can CEOs keep their OWN money for THEMSELVES, the way it should be.

G-Dawg13 #fundie imdb.com

(Regarding "The Dark Knight")

the idea that a human can turn into a bat is clearly a subliminal message from the satanists who want to convert this once wholesome and christian nation into a cesspool of sin and secularism.

accept jesus now or burn in hell. your choice.

Myfakereality #racist imdb.com

all i know is that 80% of the black people ive met are all the same. bad speech skills, no intiative to actually learn something, always causing some stuff, involved in gangs/illegal activity ect.
And I can also tell you there's a steriotype for alot of white people as well.
is that racist? no its common *beep* sense.
imagine this: youre walking down a street late at night and you have to choose one of two allys to go through: one has 2 white females in it, the other has two black males. which one would you honestly choose?

We will never live in a world where there is no common sense to help us. People develop this naturally from THINGS THAT THEY WITNESS. therefore, there will always be racism, prejudice, sexism, ect.
And if you say that you have never had a racist/predjudice thought, you are lying.
So if any african americans read my post and get pissed, prove me wrong. Id love it.
I'm not racist, im really not. Ive dated a black person. im just annoyed how it seems like black people TRY to come off thug. and TRY to act all hard. It just really frusterates me because I know they could do better. but like i said, this is only like 80% of african americans ive met, so im not even being prejudice when im saying this.

ldavis-2 #fundie imdb.com

[Obamageddon!]

Congratulations, America! You have just elected a vainglorious demagogue to be the 44th President of the United States!

A vainglorious demagogue whose experience you can pack into a thimble and still have room left for your thumb!

A vainglorious demagogue whose policies will bankrupt the grandchildren of the college-age voters who have pledged their blind devotion to him!

A vainglorious demagogue whose idea of leadership was to go-along-to-get-along, and vote “present” 130 times during his 15 minutes in the Illinois State Senate!

A vainglorious demagogue who has already demonstrated that he will stifle and ruin anyone who dares to ask hard question or oppose him!

A vainglorious demagogue who proved his decency, character and honor by defiling the reputation of the woman who raised him in order to defend the heinous excuse of a human being he called his “spiritual mentor”!

A vainglorious demagogue who deceived and outright lied time and time again about his past and his associations!

A vainglorious demagogue who has no respect for our values and traditions to the point where he will not allow his children to celebrate Christmas!

A vainglorious demagogue who has all but promised to trash the Constitution – the document he calls “flawed” - that he will now swear to preserve, protect and defend!

A vainglorious demagogue who will bring our troops home in defeat and disgrace, and allow his new Best Friends Forever in Iran and Syria to plunge the Middle East into bloodshed!

A vainglorious demagogue Americans will soon regret giving the keys of the kingdom to!

Enjoy your Kool-Aid, kids! You're gonna need it!

OriginalBigWhite #fundie imdb.com

I remember a few years ago a friend and I were walking through a mall and here is some kid about 17. Undoubtedly a 17 year old online atheist character like most of you and he is wearing a shirt prominently displaying something like *beep* Jesus ~ Evil Rules'.
Anyways, after convincing ourselves we really did see what we saw we doubled back and blatantly reread his shirt before we went over to 'ask him' to take it off immediately.
We didn't get a chance as he was already aware we were going to be putting and end to his t-shirt, got very nervous and scuttled behind a kiosk and did a disappearing act we figure down a maintenance hallway.

But Im quite seriously offering our own little 17 year old suburban american marylin manson teenager some helpful advice. If he does get caught defacing a Bible or wearing t-shirts proclaiming such things there is a very realistic possibility he will get seriously beaten down in public one day.
Rather than guffawing away at me - you ought to thank me for giving this kid some advice that might save him a lot of pain and suffering.

TanNuRomad #fundie imdb.com

Until incest marriage and marriage between an adult and minor are legal
I will not support gay marriage. You can't choose who gets equal rights and who doesnt. Gay marriage is illegal, so is marriage between family members, marriage with a consenting minor and a number of other groups.

EDIT: In other words... all couples should be allowed to marry or none.

knight-in-black-leather #fundie imdb.com

We hear evolutionists try to ridicule
that the serpent in the garden of eden, spoke.

YET they believe that given the 'right' mutations' a snake
could evolve speech. Hypocrisy? YEP.

They also believe that a fish is our ancestor...but take offence
when it's suggested that given the 'right' mutations, a
species of frog could produce humans if all the 'right' mutations occured, thereby fully integrating
the darwinian fairytale in with the rest of the "MOTHER GOOSE"
fairytales that believe a frog can turn into a prince.

JaredThaJa2 #fundie imdb.com

1. Carbon Dateing can onyl go back 10,000s at the most.

2. All Radiodateing Methods are ase don a very Flawed Concept

3. There are many reaosn why the Earht couldn't posiibly be that Old.

paco-man #fundie imdb.com

It's obvious there are few if any atheists in Jericho. We would see more chaos if there were more atheists in the town. More looting, suicide, rape, etc. The people in Jericho are optimistic and act neighborly. You can tell these are people with strong morals who are bonded by their faith.

reallyfun2 #fundie imdb.com

I almost got arrested teaching Creationism in school...

Man, has time changed or what??
I am a public school Math and Science teacher. So I'd thought to broaden my students views by giving them both sides of the story. One of my students' parent came and threaten to report me to the 'officials.' Anyway, to make the long story short, principal got involved and I was pretty much 'ORDERED' to stop teaching the Creationists' point of view.

sigh...

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

So-called 'women' have the power to murder their unborn babies and not be prosecuted for those murders. In other words, they can and do quite literally get away with murder. There is no greater power that anyone could possibly have than to get away with murder. That is the most egregious & outright abominable example, and no others are even needed to prove the point that your claim of "men having the power" is utter bull.

But I'll still give other examples too anyway.

Women also have the power to steal half of men's assets and all of their children in divorce court, and furthermore, they have the power to leech tons of money off of their victim - for no legitimate reason - for the rest of his life.

Women also have the power to get men fired and hence leave him unable to survive via bogus "sexual harassment" claims: to be clear, I'm not justifying actual harassment, but what I'm saying is that women can fabricate claims of "harassment" that never happened, and the innocent man will always be found guilty just because of the same sexist attitude that the OP points out and which has spread like a cancer throughout all societies run by liberal/SJW/feminist crazies (which appallingly, is most of them).

Likewise, they also have the power to to fabricate false claims of "rape" that never really happened, and when they do, the innocent man will again always be found guilty, imprisoned, and have his reputation ruined. Of course, I'm not defending actual rape.

olivery2k #fundie imdb.com

my brother's wife has a brother whose gay, and he and his boyfriend came for my nephews birthday party. i was upset when i saw they had been aloud to adopt two little boys. one of the men changed one of the boys diapers, and he actually touched the boys penis when putting on the lotion. that was not needed he should have put on rubber gloves or something. it must be terrible for those kids to have gay men touching their privates. i wouldn't be surprised if later they're arrested for molestation

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

I know the real God is real.

Fairy-tale characters are for darwinists, i.e. many/most darwinist believe space aliens jizzed on the earth to create bacteria which proceeded to transform into all forms of life. Those space aliens with magical jizz are fairy-tale characters. You believe in the evolution fairy-tale, so fairy-tale characters are right up your alley!

nbrown-15320 #sexist imdb.com

[User review of the Emoji Movie. Maybe Poe...?]

Full of Feminist Propaganda
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This was the worst movie I've seen in my whole pathetic life. Me and my good friend went to see it with high expectations. We were disappointed. The whole movie was filled with Jailbreak telling how girls are always put behind men. DO NOT TAKE YOUR KIDS. Hopefully this movie gets taken down. It was a huge waste of my time.

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

I am going to nominate this thread as one of the best original prophetic insights that God has given to me during the nine years long war on this board that I fought vs. His enemies.

In the original post here, I pointed out the truth of God and the Bible that no mainstream media outlet would dare to notice, admit, or publish.

I should have been given a few Noble Prizes for this insight or a similar type of reward. And then I would have thanked God and gave Him the credit for sharing the prophetic insight with me which I in turn shared with all of you.

*pats myself on the back*

Remember darwinists: don't be messing with any serpents' heads like the deceased chef cited in the OP did...or else you will probably be meeting the master behind their power long before you had expected. *pats myself on the back again for all the darwinists' lives who I've saved when I originally made the OP, and/or with the reminder I've just given*

TheNegroCalvinist #fundie imdb.com

1. I'm not a fundie. That's obvious...
2. Moreover, I do not allow a woman to teach or to usurp authority over a man. Instead, she is to be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve.And it was not Adam who was deceived. It was the woman who was deceived and became a lawbreaker.
1 Timothy 2:12-14

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

[about the scientific method]

What you should do is:

1) Stop assuming darwinism is true just because you want it to be true.

2) Stop lying all the time by saying that evolution is fact, science, and has evidence; it is not, and is not, and has none.

3) Repent from your ungodly lifestyle and behaviours.

4) Stop pretending that you would ever discard darwinism; because you darn well know that you will always believe it is true, no matter what, period and you and your kind spin any and all evidence that destroys it as 'evidence for it '. Put more simply, stop trying to fool the naive into believing darwinism is science and you are open-minded enough to discard darwinism one day; because everyone knows that is just more lies from you (you must be taking lessons from ken miller who told similar lies at the Dover trial...or maybe its just all part of the standard darwinist playbook).

Beware-OfTheHippieDrill #fundie imdb.com

[[Title: Marriage is not a 'right']]

It's a ceremony of the church. Why do so many gays want a Christian ceremony anyway? Ever think of that? I'll tell you why, it's because what they really want is to shove their gayness down people's throats and be drama queens by claiming it's a civil rights issue.

Adam #fundie imdb.com

UM if most animals live 10 - 20 years, 150 tops and evolution takes millions of years then HOW can it be possible for anything to evolve?

Evolutionists are so stupid. If evolution was possible then wed see changes in normal animals in pretty much every generation.

anonguy454 #fundie imdb.com

Why I hate Atheists.
Because they ALWAYS change their tunes on their deathbeds like the p.u.s.s.i.e.s they are. I respect them more if they stood their ground - what, you're gonna let the slight possibility of eternal hellfire, change your mind??? A guy I know was chief surgeon in a New England hospital, and says he never met a dying atheist - figures - they're all fraidy cat hotos.

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

Science is observable, testable, and repeatable.

On the other hand, your evolution mythology is none of the above. yuk yuk.

By the way, America was founded by Bible-believing Christians called Puritans who accepted the Bible and who rejected your evolution mythology. So if you don't like Bible-believing Christians, then logically you should get the heck out of America right now, and take all of your darwinist ilk with you

CrytotheKingofKings #fundie imdb.com

I don't even think gravity exists. No one can see it. measure it. Weigh it. No one has ever seen the hypothetical graviton. Even Newton doubted his own idea. People in his day thought of it as magic. Newton was heavily into mysticism, the occult and hermeticism. I believe he got the idea from the demonic realm.

I don't know if the "planets" are real terra firma bodies or even if they are round. If they are round so what? It doesn't mean the earth is round. It's like saying every swan ive seen is white therefore all swan are white.

tleemishima & Blake4014 #fundie imdb.com

Several atheists here at iMDB say that it is only logical an sensible to not believe in any sort of God, and those with religious beliefs are just ignorant fools. Then why does the percentage of people that hold some sort of belief in a deity or spiritual realm far outweigh those who do not? Before the 19th century there was hardly such a thing as atheism. Has most of the world been total dupes up until the "glorious enlightenment" period of the late 19th century when the ideas of Sigmund Freud, Friedrich Nietzsche, and Charles Darwin were popularized?

[Blake4014's response]

The reason why is because the media and education system is spreading lies, and disorting and removing God from public view on purpose for the benifit of the elite.

RandomID82 #fundie imdb.com

How Sad must Atheists be on Christmas. Watching all the Christians running around happy, giving gifts to their family members, singing religious carols... oh, and running around happy (didn't I mention the happy part [[giveup]] )

Atheism is an ideology of cynicism and depressed skepticism... does it get to you guys at all, watching people being optimistic and loving life [[smile]]


Oh, and for Atheists that do bring themselves to celebrate Christmas, how empty do you guys feel, just giving gifts without any meaning... completely disassociated with the spirit of the season.

I pity Atheists really [[no]]

whitehorserides #racist imdb.com

i keep posting let all homo's and lesbians have their own state and all will die off in 100 yrs.

Then take away Hollywood from the jews control who use it to exploit the christians and expose them as gay and sex perverts for money while protecting their own and ship them all 5.5 million back to their promises land , Israel and let the christians takeover hollywood and you wouldn't have all the christian black and white girls taking off their clothes showing their whole flesh bodies with crosses dangling between their breasts as if jesus likes sluts.

and then teach kids right so that they don't get to the homosex life.

of course your would also be taking away the garment, music and literature and newspapers out of jews-control too, cause they are at the top of those industries too.

funny culture that america, run by jews and Sodomized by their own kind.

greencardink #fundie imdb.com

Atheism is a religion that contains several fanatical leaders such as David Bedford (self ascribed messiah), Richard Dawkins (Who wants to de-religionalize the world), and Sam Harris (believes in "good" torture of muslims). If you read what these nuts wroite, you can see the hypocrisy they preach and the lunacy of atheism. Its like the rise of the thid reich all over again. Atheism is a religion, it requires just as much faith to not believe in a CREATOR and believe in "other" explanations as it does to believe. To all those atheists who believe that religion in one's life hinders your intelligence, well I just have to suggest to them to research all of the scientific breakthroughs in the world by people who believe. To start with, look up the leader of the human genome project.

Thats all folks!

olivery2k #wingnut imdb.com

i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door.

olivery2k #fundie imdb.com

ive long fought to try to get my 16 year old grand daughter to accept jesus but she says she doesnt believe. but ive heard her listening to something called Jesus Christ Superstar in her car and on her ipod thing. she says she just likes the music and it is true she loves musicals. but i think this is gods way of telling me shes accepting christ, however slowly

Bruyeres #conspiracy imdb.com

Re: Why do you oppose gay marriage?

1. Virtually every social science study shows that children reared by a mother and a father in a household is best. Mothers and fathers bring both their inherent, unique qualities in raising children.


2. Homosexuals are by far the most promiscuous group of people. There lack of monogamous commitment would further undermine the institution of marriage as it should be

3. With the approval of gay marriage homosexuals will and can brainwash children about their deviant lifestyle. Homosexuals were dishonest when they said Proposition 8 had nothing to do with school curriculum.

ice angel4685 #fundie imdb.com

Actually, I'd rather pray. cuz seriously, cancer is incurable, chemo makes you sicker and suffer longer, and even if God doesn't take the cancer away, you'll go to heaven for being a good Christian with faith. After that, who needs to live?

He kill them with they love.. That's the way it is.. All over the world

bmwgiggmgk #fundie imdb.com

first of all being gay is not a natural phenomenon you liberal piece of SHIIT

and second of all anyone who puts out bogus studies saying it is, is only doign it for the they got to publish *beep* like that from gay politicians and lobbyists.

FFUUCCKK YOU, and your "whiney" post. its people like you that take this land and the the liberties it grants for granted. LEAVE THIS COUNTRY!

cragdweller13 #racist imdb.com

That being said, I myself am not a racist, but I do support racism. When I meet a black person I do not automatically become put off. I judge the person based on my impression of them. I am very good at reading people, so I take the time to analyze each person I meet or see on television. This is what I do. I wish everyone would or could do this. However, I understand that most people do not have the will or ability to judge everyone as individuals. That is why generalization is needed. In my experience, an overwhelming percentage of black people I encounter are people that should be disliked. The majority of the population (those who are incapable or unwilling to judge people individually)should be racist.

roc000 #homophobia imdb.com

[a review of the movie "Bruno]

Terrible Film, This was a waste of time. I'll never get that chunk of my life back, but what I can do is prevent you from wasting yours. This movie is not funny in any way, and it attempts to derive it's humor from Homosexuality, but IMO gays aren't funny they are sick/diseased. There is no cure for this disease either forcing people on the streets to be exposed to it.

If the alley is dark enough and the hour is late enough one or several of the diseased may even work up the courage to force themselves on an innocent civilian. I ask you people not to hate the homosexuals, for they cannot control themselves. Eventually people will realize this and the laws will improve. They need to be able to deal with this growing threat in an effective manner. There has got to be a way to cure this disease! Until then the only advice I can offer you people is to stay away from those you perceive as homosexual as they will not be able to control themselves around you obviously leading to some very unpleasant/unfortunate situations where they may be in a position to expose themselves to you or children.

Eventually the laws will be changed to accommodate this growing threat and the loose ones will either be lobotomized and castrated or locked up and reeducated into the hetero mindset.

Thanks for reading my review.

Navaros #fundie imdb.com


God's truth always turns the ungodly away from religion. Jesus guaranteed that the world will hate His approved workmen just as much as it hated Him.

Receiving hate from the ungodly is a telltale sign that a godly person is an approved workman of God! That's why, for example, all the ungodly posters on here hate KiBL, me, Kirk Cameron, and any & every other Bible-believing a.k.a. true Christian in the world.

The converse is also true: any so-called "Christian" who the world at large does not hate is most definitely not doing God's work, because as we said, God's work guarantees hate against the person who performs it!

MohairSam #fundie imdb.com

[Thread title: Carlin's final words]

*beep* *beep* I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jeffyjeff-1 #fundie imdb.com

Did Jesus really pose for Da Vinci?

Who thinks this idea is controversial: that the image of "Jesus" we've seen painted over the centuries is REALLY the face of the anti-christ, and when we see him for real we'll think he's Christ returned?

love is all good #fundie imdb.com

One of the major reasons this junk [the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey] sparks so much morbid discussions on this putrid board is that this overtly pretentious macabre is nothing short of vomit inducing.
From the beginning your left in complete shock of the cacophonous ramblings of the presumed 'apes', hence the first error in projecting humans descended from monkeys WRONG!

aaronjustice #fundie imdb.com

Actually, what's funny is all the dates for the age of dinosaurs, the big bang theory, and everything else that scientists accept as fact today were formulated when they were still putting dinosaur skeletons together all wrong. There was no possible way to determine the age of these creatures, it was all just guesswork.

Rather than coming up with new ages that better explain the origin of the species, scientists just stuck with the original, off the wall numbers.

I don't know how old the earth is, but I feel very certain it isn't ANYWHERE close to how old they say it is.

Besides, what's Palin going to do? "THE EARTH IS 6000 YEARS OLD! GAH!" *hit nuclear launch button*. How does that have any bearing on anything?

Jec_Lives #fundie imdb.com

Christians try to tell you that this is an abomination and is against nature. Christians know that sex perversion is wrong. even nature is against it. many atheists support sex perversion, so why don't you become homosexuals? you are all in the same boat. you may as well practice this sin also. i posted this earlier, but i guess it was too challenging. so atheists, why aren't you gay?

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

In fact, reading a Chick Tract and taking it to heart and then reading a Bible afterwards (with a sincere heart, that is) is the very best thing you could possibly do in your life right now.

ConservativeWarrior #fundie imdb.com

"That's why so many young kids grow up to be liberals. They get to eat junk food, watch TV, go out with their friends, and listen to music when they should be working and learning about the real world. They are all spoiled little brats.

Once my child reaches the age of 12 I'm putting him to work, and if he doesn't, I will belt him. Slapping your child is proven to be an effective form of asserting your authority, and respecting authority is something that every child needs to learn at the earliest age possible, before he or she even walks.

Unfortunately in today's unGodly times, children can be seen skateboarding, shopping, playing video games, going out to movies, and talking with members of the opposite sex. It's disgusting. The moment a child is able to talk, he or she MUST be taught to recite three things:

1) Grace
2) The Pledge
3) God Bless America

That is all."

BassPlayer60510 #fundie imdb.com

Seriously, I can tolerate the jokes and the messed up behavior, but I can not stand such a ardently pro-death sermon from the House producers.

I accept that House himself is pro-death, and the rest of the cast, and presumably the show's producers, but I don't need it rammed down my throat.

The main victim in tonight's episode is the murdered baby, and that was the show's "happy ending". Well, I've had enough. I'll miss House and his great zingers, but I'm tired of tolerating this godless *beep*

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

"The only truth is science"

Oh yeah? Then why is science always being forced to admit that the 'facts' it told last week were lies? For example, one year Pluto is a planet, the next year Pluto is not a planet. One year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur, the next year Brontosaurus is not a dinosaur, and the next year Brontosaurus is a dinosaur again! Those are just two out of countless examples.

The irrefutable fact is that 'science' is constantly changing its malarkey stories, and if those stories were true facts rather than malarkey fabricated stories in the first place, it would be impossible for them to change.

dbznarutofan2008 #fundie imdb.com

1: Just because it seems inconsistent to the logical mind doesn't mean it really is.Hilarious how you atheist tards seem to think the universe has to bow to your limited human logical understanding.How arrogant.

2: I think maybe liberal atheist tards can quit whining about barbarianism the day they stop calling women killing their unborn a choice.Until that time perhaps you should STFU

3: Oh of course the bible was changed,written by different people etc..all because the 'suits' told me so.You tards really will believe anything as long as the authoritarians tell you so eh?

guess you're not so different then us lowly ol dumb theists eh? :P

Navaros #fundie imdb.com

Hi darwinists,

Since IMDB is shutting down its boards, I will no longer be able to educate you about your need to repent from your evil, renounce your faith in darwinism, accept the Bible including God's historical account of Creation in Genesis, accept Jesus' blood as proxy payment for your sin debt, stop defending evil, start defending righteousness...and as a result of all that, go to Heaven instead of to Hell.

So I made this thread as a final reminder to you to do what I just said for the sake of your own best interests and also to make the world a better place by virtue of you no longer spreading evils.

If you fail to take that advice, then the next time we meet may be many decades from now, when I am in Heaven and partying with God, and you are in Hell and wishing you weren't, and asking me for help...but I will no longer be able to help you at that point, because the rift between Heaven and Hell is impassable, and once you are in Hell, no escape from it is possible.

Choosing Heaven is much better, so do that! Then we can meet again there and party together!

I know my fans love when I enlighten them about the facts of God's Holy, Righteous Penis...and I also know that God's Holy, Righteous Penis is the One Thing that terrifies feminists more than anything else, because they know they will have to confront and kneel before It when they come before God's Judgement Seat...right before He casts them into Hell forever as Justice for the babies that they have murdered and/or the support they offered for their fellow monsters who have murdered their babies. I wouldn't be surprised if God smacked His Holy, Righteous Penis upside every feminist's demented head in order to knock it [it meaning the entirety of the feminist monster...they are "its," not "shes"] out of His Judgement Chamber and down into Hell. What better way could there be?

For you darwinists who want to choose Heaven over Hell, I leave you with these sites as guidance:

http://crev.info/
http://www.evolutionfairytale.com/
https://answersingenesis.org/
https://arkencounter.com/
https://creationmuseum.org/
http://creationism.org/

Your other guidance is the King James Bible, joining a Bible-believing church*, and God Himself and/or His Son, Jesus, and/or the Holy Spirit which you will acquire inside of you if and when you sincerely repent from evil and become born again.

*But you can't just join any church...most churches that exist today are fake, apostate houses of Satan.

One telltale ways to know if a church is Bible-believing or not is to ask whether they call themselves 'catholic' and/or whether they worship a pope ["pope" is a synonym for "Satan's #1 henchman"]. If the answer to either of those is "yes," then they are not a Bible-believing church.

A second telltale way to know if a church is Bible-believing or not is to ask them if they believe evolution is true. If they say anything other than "no," then they are not a Bible-believing church. Conversely, if they do say "no," then they are probably a Bible-believing church. You can also ask them how long God spent creating the world and all life in it. If their answer is anything more than "seven days" and/or "one week," then they hate God, Jesus Christ, and the Bible.

If you meet a fake, apostate house of Satan masquerading as a Christian church, run away. Don't even think about joining it, because it leads straight to Hell, just the same as your old path of full-fledged darwinism did.

Farewell darwinists. Good luck to those of you who choose to repent and move onto the path to Heaven, I hope to see you there later!