It is well known in ancient literature that the “clitoris” didn’t exist. What the “clitoris” is is an invention of modern feminism, which has been trying to give women their own “penis” and socially engineering them into believing they need to have a “clitoral orgasm”. All a lie.
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“All a lie.”
What kind of a selfish twatwaffle argues when someone describes what they need to sing E over Middle C?
It is … well known … in ancient literature …
Okay, um … could you point to exactly where in ancient literature anyone makes the claim that the clitoris does not exist? Because even the assertion that the clitoris is a hoax being a total fabrication borne of your own inability to please a woman aside, I don’t see any reason why 1400+ years ago anyone would have even made such a claim.
Confidently wrong is somehow even worse than the garden variety of wrong. I don’t normally hold sexual inexperience against a person, especially seeing as my own is basically non-existent, but seriously man hang your head in shame for I know more about this subject than you and no matter what “conquests” you want to list off as having under your belt you’re still tragically lacking and the longer that list of women you’ve disappointed is the worse it is for you because it means you haven’t learned a fucking thing for it.
What the “clitoris” is is an invention of modern feminism, which has been trying to give women their own “penis”
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of railing my boyfriend with a strap-on. 😜
Most ancient literature was written by men, except for a few like Sappho, and I know that the Greeks were great @ mansplaining. So I guess you show the ol' joke doesn't just apply to Aussie blokes, the difference between a clitoris and the pub, is they have no trouble finding the pub.
You can fucking see the clitoris. You can touch it. If someone gave this idiot a map, a compass, a commission from Queen Isabella of Spain, three ships, a pack of hunting dogs and Sacagawea to guide them East, they still wouldn't find it, but for everyone else, it's that pink little nubbin just a few millimeters above the labial cleft.
“It is well known in ancient literature that the “clitoris” didn’t exist.”
This would be the Ancients who thought that memory was stored in the belly? that the pituitary gland was for producing mucus? That tides caused heart attacks? That hospitals just built up a toxic ‘miasma’ from the concentration of sick people?
As a go/no-go, would you prefer a doctor with a degree in nephrology, or one in bloodletting?
It’s known since Babylonian Cuneiform tablets that you never had a brain, OP.
Can’t argue with those facts.
"Early mammals could not describe the brain therefore the brain does not exist. It is an atheist invention to deny that all thought comes from God."
Jokes aside, this sounds like utmost ignorance and lies to argue for women subjugation. It makes me imagine a scenario such as: "Just a bit higher... yes there!" "Huh? You aren't supposed to enjoy this, so no."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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